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"My organ isn't too small, I'm trying to play in a fucking cathedral!!!" | |||
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"Oh that’s really not a nice thread title. " following the trend is all cunt has many meanings dont it | |||
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"Oh that’s really not a nice thread title. following the trend is all cunt has many meanings dont it " Ah ok! You then | |||
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"Oh that’s really not a nice thread title. following the trend is all cunt has many meanings dont it Ah ok! You then " come at me bro | |||
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"Oh that’s really not a nice thread title. following the trend is all cunt has many meanings dont it " There is few on here lol but the C word not nice tbh | |||
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"My friend, mersey tunnel, might be a contender. " I told you to stop calling me that. | |||
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"Oh that’s really not a nice thread title. following the trend is all cunt has many meanings dont it Ah ok! You then come at me bro" I can have you easy lad | |||
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"My friend, mersey tunnel, might be a contender. I told you to stop calling me that." | |||
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"Oh that’s really not a nice thread title. following the trend is all cunt has many meanings dont it Ah ok! You then come at me bro I can have you easy lad " i told you u cannot have my penis | |||
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"Oh that’s really not a nice thread title. following the trend is all cunt has many meanings dont it Ah ok! You then come at me bro I can have you easy lad i told you u cannot have my penis " Bet I could even have that if I wanted to | |||
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"Oh that’s really not a nice thread title. following the trend is all cunt has many meanings dont it Ah ok! You then come at me bro I can have you easy lad i told you u cannot have my penis Bet I could even have that if I wanted to " iv told you your fantasys aint gonna cut it so no | |||
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"Oh that’s really not a nice thread title. following the trend is all cunt has many meanings dont it Ah ok! You then come at me bro I can have you easy lad i told you u cannot have my penis Bet I could even have that if I wanted to iv told you your fantasys aint gonna cut it so no " but YOU are my fantasy | |||
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"Tie a rope on my ankle and I will investigate " Don’t forget the plank tied horizontally to your rear to..... | |||
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"Oh that’s really not a nice thread title. following the trend is all cunt has many meanings dont it Ah ok! You then come at me bro I can have you easy lad i told you u cannot have my penis Bet I could even have that if I wanted to iv told you your fantasys aint gonna cut it so no but YOU are my fantasy " i know whats new pussy cat its a common tale | |||
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"Tie a rope on my ankle and I will investigate Don’t forget the plank tied horizontally to your rear to..... " Oh fuck agggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | |||
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"It's like opening the window and fucking the night " Like throwing a woodbine in the Albert Hall | |||
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"Tie a rope on my ankle and I will investigate Don’t forget the plank tied horizontally to your rear to..... Oh fuck agggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh " | |||
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"Tie a rope on my ankle and I will investigate Don’t forget the plank tied horizontally to your rear to..... " I keep one by the side of the bed just incase | |||
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"Definitely mine, I once sucked in an entire island! " Australia? | |||
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"Definitely mine, I once sucked in an entire island! Australia?" No, it's long lost | |||
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"Definitely mine, I once sucked in an entire island! Australia? No, it's long lost" So that's where Atlantis went | |||
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"Definitely mine, I once sucked in an entire island! Australia? No, it's long lost So that's where Atlantis went" Yep, whoopsie. Maybe next time I sneeze they will pop back out. I'd also like to find the last gynaecologist I saw | |||
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"Definitely mine, I once sucked in an entire island! Australia? No, it's long lost So that's where Atlantis went Yep, whoopsie. Maybe next time I sneeze they will pop back out. I'd also like to find the last gynaecologist I saw " I proper belly laughed | |||
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"There's one trying for the title in the Scotland forum right now..." Yes, ain't he a daisy? sort of bloke you'd fake a heart attack just to stop talking to. | |||
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"Definitely mine, I once sucked in an entire island! Australia? No, it's long lost So that's where Atlantis went Yep, whoopsie. Maybe next time I sneeze they will pop back out. I'd also like to find the last gynaecologist I saw I proper belly laughed" Not funny, he was a really nice doctor, his wife keeps ringing me asking where he is | |||
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"Definitely mine, I once sucked in an entire island! Australia? No, it's long lost So that's where Atlantis went Yep, whoopsie. Maybe next time I sneeze they will pop back out. I'd also like to find the last gynaecologist I saw I proper belly laughed Not funny, he was a really nice doctor, his wife keeps ringing me asking where he is " Does she need the hallway decorating again, through the letterbox | |||
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"Definitely mine, I once sucked in an entire island! Australia? No, it's long lost So that's where Atlantis went Yep, whoopsie. Maybe next time I sneeze they will pop back out. I'd also like to find the last gynaecologist I saw I proper belly laughed Not funny, he was a really nice doctor, his wife keeps ringing me asking where he is Does she need the hallway decorating again, through the letterbox" I'll try and get the flu, all the sneezing and coughing might force him out, if not, I'm going to start charging him rent! | |||
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"Tie a rope on my ankle and I will investigate Don’t forget the plank tied horizontally to your rear to..... I keep one by the side of the bed just incase " - I’ve taken to tying a ladder across my bum nowadays.... Even if it’s not wide enough to bridge the gaping chasm and I do fall in, I can always erect it to climb back out again.....hopefully..... At any rate, Bear Grylls instructed me to not take any chances so I always carry around a grappling hook, a miners helmet and a flare gun as a last resort... | |||
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"I could name one,but I'm to nice and the tw.t probably knows anyway" Me??? | |||
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"I could name one,but I'm to nice and the tw.t probably knows anyway Me??? " Now you know it's not you | |||
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"There's one trying for the title in the Scotland forum right now... Yes, ain't he a daisy? sort of bloke you'd fake a heart attack just to stop talking to. " Haha! I love how he was screaming about women being fat rather than curvy, yet claimed he didn't judge others | |||
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"Name the movie. "Last night I went down on my girlfriend. I said 'Jeez you've got a big pussy, jeez you've got a big pussy' She said 'Why'd you say that twice?' I said 'I didn't.' ... ... Coz of the echo..."" Garfield? | |||
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"There's one trying for the title in the Scotland forum right now... Yes, ain't he a daisy? sort of bloke you'd fake a heart attack just to stop talking to. Haha! I love how he was screaming about women being fat rather than curvy, yet claimed he didn't judge others " To be fair I doubt that thinking is what he's famous for. "Don't like what I say then fuck off"... I'm willing to bet people fuck off so quick that wherever he's sitting looks like a rapist's funeral | |||
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"There's one trying for the title in the Scotland forum right now... Yes, ain't he a daisy? sort of bloke you'd fake a heart attack just to stop talking to. Haha! I love how he was screaming about women being fat rather than curvy, yet claimed he didn't judge others To be fair I doubt that thinking is what he's famous for. "Don't like what I say then fuck off"... I'm willing to bet people fuck off so quick that wherever he's sitting looks like a rapist's funeral " Someone should warn Kola there's a new kid trying to steal his crown | |||
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