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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...I'm asking for trouble with this thread, but fuck it....!

There's a thread about biggest tits, so on this one please tell me about big cocks, I have no personal experience sadly....

If you have nothing really to say about big cocks then just say "I'm in beautiful" or "me" and have a cock pic displayed....

I love you all equally

TELL ME (plz)

Nip x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a massive cock, apparently.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I'm in beautiful, cos it definitely isn't me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Baby you said it wouldn't be long before the cunt thread appeared, this is the cock one.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a massive cock, apparently. "

Are you in? All the way?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in beautiful, cos it definitely isn't me "

Let the judges judge, you never know....

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Oops! I’ll hold my tongue accordingly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oops! I’ll hold my tongue accordingly "

Fanks babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"I'm in beautiful, cos it definitely isn't me

Let the judges judge, you never know...."

I'm judge and jury, soooooo not mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Btw I've stopped all that flirting shit now, except with FaB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s certainly not mine, I have a normal human sized penis not one of those gigantic and photo shopped penises you see on the hot pics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me "

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me "

Oh that made me laugh, so true though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?"

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in beautiful, cos it definitely isn't me

Let the judges judge, you never know....

I'm judge and jury, soooooo not mine "

I looked, yours is actually quite impressive tbf, I'd give it a rosette...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baby you said it wouldn't be long before the cunt thread appeared, this is the cock one..... "

One step closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s certainly not mine, I have a normal human sized penis not one of those gigantic and photo shopped penises you see on the hot pics. "

What IS normal???? (asking for a friend)

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"I'm in beautiful, cos it definitely isn't me

Let the judges judge, you never know....

I'm judge and jury, soooooo not mine

I looked, yours is actually quite impressive tbf, I'd give it a rosette... "

What colour?

Not the brown rosette hopefully

But thanks, and no photoshopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in "

Is that what you have to say when you have sex with someone? To let them know?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

Oh that made me laugh, so true though!"

How big do they grow Frida, like past cucumber size???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup thats mec...biggest cock on fab! Strange that all the women wh who tell me this then block me ..bizarre eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Baby you said it wouldn't be long before the cunt thread appeared, this is the cock one.....

One step closer "

Awwww, hey gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in "

Get it out lad!!!!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've always had a huge enormous massive missile love thrust weapon. Seeing is believing it puts my bicep (left) to shame. Eye wateringly leg bending foo-foo stretching big whopper (no cheese).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s certainly not mine, I have a normal human sized penis not one of those gigantic and photo shopped penises you see on the hot pics.

What IS normal???? (asking for a friend)"

Not sure about normal but I’d say average was 6/7

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

Oh that made me laugh, so true though!

How big do they grow Frida, like past cucumber size???"

What do I need to add baby bio to them to make them grow? Damn knew I was going wrong somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in beautiful, cos it definitely isn't me

Let the judges judge, you never know....

I'm judge and jury, soooooo not mine

I looked, yours is actually quite impressive tbf, I'd give it a rosette...

What colour?

Not the brown rosette hopefully

But thanks, and no photoshopping "

Not sure where to pin it, but maybe a rainbow one? Everyone's a winner on the biggest cock thread....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! I’ll hold my tongue accordingly "

Me too

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in

Is that what you have to say when you have sex with someone? To let them know? "

I usually warn them when I'm half way, just don't want any bumping.....

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

There are a lot of big pricks here and we arnt talking willies lol

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

It's not me, either, but me and my tiddler are in

Whatever it is that we're in, exactly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yup thats mec...biggest cock on fab! Strange that all the women wh who tell me this then block me ..bizarre eh "

My arse would block you, it's huge!!! (Your cock not my arse )

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"I'm in beautiful, cos it definitely isn't me

Let the judges judge, you never know....

I'm judge and jury, soooooo not mine

I looked, yours is actually quite impressive tbf, I'd give it a rosette...

What colour?

Not the brown rosette hopefully

But thanks, and no photoshopping

Not sure where to pin it, but maybe a rainbow one? Everyone's a winner on the biggest cock thread.... "

Prefer a blushing pink / red one please to match my cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in

Is that what you have to say when you have sex with someone? To let them know? "

Sex what's that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in

Is that what you have to say when you have sex with someone? To let them know?

Sex what's that "

Not sure. I’ve forgotten

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By *eilde HoarWoman
over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble

Big harold is vwe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've always had a huge enormous massive missile love thrust weapon. Seeing is believing it puts my bicep (left) to shame. Eye wateringly leg bending foo-foo stretching big whopper (no cheese). "

That's a big claim if you can hide it behind the stem of a wine glass.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s certainly not mine, I have a normal human sized penis not one of those gigantic and photo shopped penises you see on the hot pics.

What IS normal???? (asking for a friend)

Not sure about normal but I’d say average was 6/7 "

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s certainly not mine, I have a normal human sized penis not one of those gigantic and photo shopped penises you see on the hot pics.

What IS normal???? (asking for a friend)

Not sure about normal but I’d say average was 6/7

What?"

Oh ok. Ignore me then. You know I know fook all!

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest. "

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

Oh that made me laugh, so true though!

How big do they grow Frida, like past cucumber size???

What do I need to add baby bio to them to make them grow? Damn knew I was going wrong somewhere "

I would flirt about that but I have two beautiful hands to apply my fertilizer now

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I've always had a huge enormous massive missile love thrust weapon. Seeing is believing it puts my bicep (left) to shame. Eye wateringly leg bending foo-foo stretching big whopper (no cheese).

That's a big claim if you can hide it behind the stem of a wine glass..... "

It's a big stem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oops! I’ll hold my tongue accordingly

Me too "

Nooooo, do it! It's the cunt thread tomorrow night

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

Oh that made me laugh, so true though!

How big do they grow Frida, like past cucumber size???

What do I need to add baby bio to them to make them grow? Damn knew I was going wrong somewhere

I would flirt about that but I have two beautiful hands to apply my fertilizer now "

Yes you do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are a lot of big pricks here and we arnt talking willies lol "

Warmer..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not me, either, but me and my tiddler are in

Whatever it is that we're in, exactly "

The groovy gang! I'll get you a rosette

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Is Boris Johnson on Fab?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in beautiful, cos it definitely isn't me

Let the judges judge, you never know....

I'm judge and jury, soooooo not mine

I looked, yours is actually quite impressive tbf, I'd give it a rosette...

What colour?

Not the brown rosette hopefully

But thanks, and no photoshopping

Not sure where to pin it, but maybe a rainbow one? Everyone's a winner on the biggest cock thread....

Prefer a blushing pink / red one please to match my cheeks "

It's for your front

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in

Is that what you have to say when you have sex with someone? To let them know?

Sex what's that "

We'll get you some, stick with me kid....

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"I'm in beautiful, cos it definitely isn't me

Let the judges judge, you never know....

I'm judge and jury, soooooo not mine

I looked, yours is actually quite impressive tbf, I'd give it a rosette...

What colour?

Not the brown rosette hopefully

But thanks, and no photoshopping

Not sure where to pin it, but maybe a rainbow one? Everyone's a winner on the biggest cock thread....

Prefer a blushing pink / red one please to match my cheeks

It's for your front "

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I'm in

Is that what you have to say when you have sex with someone? To let them know? "

Someone was going to say it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in

Is that what you have to say when you have sex with someone? To let them know?

Sex what's that

Not sure. I’ve forgotten "

Are you still missing your penis?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big harold is vwe "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a massive cock, apparently.

Are you in? All the way?"

Am one, not have one. And I'm just going by what people have told me.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

"

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s certainly not mine, I have a normal human sized penis not one of those gigantic and photo shopped penises you see on the hot pics.

What IS normal???? (asking for a friend)

Not sure about normal but I’d say average was 6/7

What?

Oh ok. Ignore me then. You know I know fook all!"

I meant the unit of measure? Fingers???

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I so want to say something .. but I will just end up on the naughty step ..

But I think you know wh … no … what I mean Zippy

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian


"Is Boris Johnson on Fab?"

He probably is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

"

Haha. 4ft 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me I fuck everything up so massive knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! I’ll hold my tongue accordingly

Me too

Nooooo, do it! It's the cunt thread tomorrow night "

It’s not worth a trip to the naughty step

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've always had a huge enormous massive missile love thrust weapon. Seeing is believing it puts my bicep (left) to shame. Eye wateringly leg bending foo-foo stretching big whopper (no cheese).

That's a big claim if you can hide it behind the stem of a wine glass.....

It's a big stem "

That's what they all say petal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s certainly not mine, I have a normal human sized penis not one of those gigantic and photo shopped penises you see on the hot pics.

What IS normal???? (asking for a friend)

Not sure about normal but I’d say average was 6/7

What?

Oh ok. Ignore me then. You know I know fook all!

I meant the unit of measure? Fingers???"

Inches

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"I've always had a huge enormous massive missile love thrust weapon. Seeing is believing it puts my bicep (left) to shame. Eye wateringly leg bending foo-foo stretching big whopper (no cheese). "

Gorgeous pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is Boris Johnson on Fab?"

Politics!! GET OUT!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me either lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a massive cock, apparently.

Are you in? All the way?

Am one, not have one. And I'm just going by what people have told me."

It's the internet, it's all lies buddy, ignore it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a massive cock, apparently.

Are you in? All the way?

Am one, not have one. And I'm just going by what people have told me.

It's the internet, it's all lies buddy, ignore it "

Oh, they're quite happy to say it to my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me

"

I dibbed that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy? "

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

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By *athan 123Man
over a year ago

rochdale oldham border


"I'm a massive cock, apparently.

Are you in? All the way?

Am one, not have one. And I'm just going by what people have told me.

It's the internet, it's all lies buddy, ignore it "

Me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I so want to say something .. but I will just end up on the naughty step ..

But I think you know wh … no … what I mean Zippy "

What? That I'm your number one cock? Top of your top three?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is Boris Johnson on Fab?

He probably is. "

Politics, GET OUT....!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Haha. 4ft 2"

How big was the person attached?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred... "

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me I fuck everything up so massive knob "

Hope you get that job btw pal . You're not even cocky, defo not a cock....

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that "

Which one was it? My money is on Jizzy Monkey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oops! I’ll hold my tongue accordingly

Me too

Nooooo, do it! It's the cunt thread tomorrow night

It’s not worth a trip to the naughty step "

Vacation is usually worth it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me

"

Lies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s certainly not mine, I have a normal human sized penis not one of those gigantic and photo shopped penises you see on the hot pics.

What IS normal???? (asking for a friend)

Not sure about normal but I’d say average was 6/7

What?

Oh ok. Ignore me then. You know I know fook all!

I meant the unit of measure? Fingers???

Inches "

Fab inches or proper ones? Did you measure right from the bumhole?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Oops! I’ll hold my tongue accordingly

Me too

Nooooo, do it! It's the cunt thread tomorrow night "

I suspect my answer would still be the same ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Which one was it? My money is on Jizzy Monkey."

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've always had a huge enormous massive missile love thrust weapon. Seeing is believing it puts my bicep (left) to shame. Eye wateringly leg bending foo-foo stretching big whopper (no cheese).

Gorgeous pics "

Great flirting!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Is Boris Johnson on Fab?

He probably is.

Politics, GET OUT....!"

He's a Big Cock though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me either lol "

Huh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a massive cock, apparently.

Are you in? All the way?

Am one, not have one. And I'm just going by what people have told me.

It's the internet, it's all lies buddy, ignore it

Oh, they're quite happy to say it to my face."

Fair enough then...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Which one was it? My money is on Jizzy Monkey."

Stop monkey shaming!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a massive cock, apparently.

Are you in? All the way?

Am one, not have one. And I'm just going by what people have told me.

It's the internet, it's all lies buddy, ignore it

Me lol "

What, so you've told him...?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Which one was it? My money is on Jizzy Monkey.

Stop monkey shaming!!!! "

Seems I was wrong. Found the culprit.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Which one was it? My money is on Jizzy Monkey.

Stop monkey shaming!!!!

Seems I was wrong. Found the culprit."

It can't have been me, I was in a pizza place in Woking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that "

Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol "

Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oops! I’ll hold my tongue accordingly

Me too

Nooooo, do it! It's the cunt thread tomorrow night

I suspect my answer would still be the same ..."

Do it do it do it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is Boris Johnson on Fab?

He probably is.

Politics, GET OUT....!

He's a Big Cock though "

Out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Which one was it? My money is on Jizzy Monkey.

Stop monkey shaming!!!! "

Is that even legal?

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Which one was it? My money is on Jizzy Monkey.

Stop monkey shaming!!!! "

Hilarious

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By *lice1010Couple
over a year ago

CROYDON


"I'm a massive cock, apparently. "

You're quiet for sure, but nice with it xx

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

Not me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol

Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!"

Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a massive cock, apparently.

You're quiet for sure, but nice with it xx"

Sure is good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not me..."

Suspicious!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Big Harold. Enough said.

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By *lackXealMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Mine

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Is Boris Johnson on Fab?

He probably is.

Politics, GET OUT....!

He's a Big Cock though

Out!"

Now now , don't be a Boris

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By *iking.beardMan
over a year ago

Leeds

My ex said I was the biggest cock she's ever met

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine "

I've seen bigger! (I feel so weird saying that.... )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is Boris Johnson on Fab?

He probably is.

Politics, GET OUT....!

He's a Big Cock though

Out!

Now now , don't be a Boris "

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol

Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!

Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo...."

Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My ex said I was the biggest cock she's ever met "

ex's do that shit. It's why they're ex's innit

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol

Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!

Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....

Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait .. "

Oh laughing too much now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol

Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!

Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....

Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait .. "

GTFO, everyone loves you!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol

Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!

Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....

Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait .. "

I think Nora's windscreen was very aware of that .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol

Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!

Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....

Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..

I think Nora's windscreen was very aware of that ."

Penny...

.... dropped

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that "

Omg that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a particularly large one ...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol

Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!

Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....

Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..

GTFO, everyone loves you!"

I like you dad though ... I remember from my time in Bristol ... wait ... that was my outside voice wasn't it??

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By *ude boy 2017Man
over a year ago

Bolton

Mine here

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By *ackinabox19Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

I’m 6.1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m 6.1 "

Inches?

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By *parksAbiWoman
over a year ago

Anywhere I like

Big Harold has to be one of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol

Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!

Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....

Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait .. "

Happened at London zoo too when my eldest was little. Monkey was sitting on a branch proud as punch knocking one out with a big grin on its face!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol

Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!

Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....

Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..

Happened at London zoo too when my eldest was little. Monkey was sitting on a branch proud as punch knocking one out with a big grin on its face!"

Us monkeys are happy wankers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a particularly large one ... "

How large is the biggest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol

Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!

Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....

Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..

GTFO, everyone loves you!

I like you dad though ... I remember from my time in Bristol ... wait ... that was my outside voice wasn't it??"

Freak!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine here "

Impressive!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m 6.1

Inches? "

And feet

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol

Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!

Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....

Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..

GTFO, everyone loves you!

I like you dad though ... I remember from my time in Bristol ... wait ... that was my outside voice wasn't it??

Freak!"

And you love it!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big Harold has to be one of them "

Stuff of legend....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol

Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!

Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....

Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..

Happened at London zoo too when my eldest was little. Monkey was sitting on a branch proud as punch knocking one out with a big grin on its face!"

You know when ppl say oh it's the monkeys it's nothing to do with me....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol

Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!

Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....

Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..

GTFO, everyone loves you!

I like you dad though ... I remember from my time in Bristol ... wait ... that was my outside voice wasn't it??

Freak!

And you love it!!! "

We all do!

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Some of the ones on hot pics put me to shame haha thought I was fairly big when I signed up. Although think some are fake. But some absolute monsters lol

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol

Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!

Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....

Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..

Happened at London zoo too when my eldest was little. Monkey was sitting on a branch proud as punch knocking one out with a big grin on its face!

Us monkeys are happy wankers "

That's nice and all but can you stop stalking Nora

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol

Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!

Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....

Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..

Happened at London zoo too when my eldest was little. Monkey was sitting on a branch proud as punch knocking one out with a big grin on its face!

Us monkeys are happy wankers

That's nice and all but can you stop stalking Nora "

But she's so ... so ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol

Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!

Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....

Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..

Happened at London zoo too when my eldest was little. Monkey was sitting on a branch proud as punch knocking one out with a big grin on its face!

Us monkeys are happy wankers

That's nice and all but can you stop stalking Nora "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some of the ones on hot pics put me to shame haha thought I was fairly big when I signed up. Although think some are fake. But some absolute monsters lol "

Do ppl have fake cocks here then?

Isn't it gonna be kinda obvious when it comes time to get naked...?

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I'm lost here but according to a fat Max Stanley measure I'm 1/4 shy of 9" does that cut the mustard????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the ones on hot pics put me to shame haha thought I was fairly big when I signed up. Although think some are fake. But some absolute monsters lol

Do ppl have fake cocks here then?

Isn't it gonna be kinda obvious when it comes time to get naked...?"

I swear there must be some kind of an app. I’ve only looked at hot pics 2 or 3 times but they can’t be real!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm lost here but according to a fat Max Stanley measure I'm 1/4 shy of 9" does that cut the mustard???? "

Do you have big nostrils?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some of the ones on hot pics put me to shame haha thought I was fairly big when I signed up. Although think some are fake. But some absolute monsters lol

Do ppl have fake cocks here then?

Isn't it gonna be kinda obvious when it comes time to get naked...?

I swear there must be some kind of an app. I’ve only looked at hot pics 2 or 3 times but they can’t be real!!"

Pmsl only 2 or 3 times...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the ones on hot pics put me to shame haha thought I was fairly big when I signed up. Although think some are fake. But some absolute monsters lol

Do ppl have fake cocks here then?

Isn't it gonna be kinda obvious when it comes time to get naked...?

I swear there must be some kind of an app. I’ve only looked at hot pics 2 or 3 times but they can’t be real!!

Pmsl only 2 or 3 times...! "

I have honestly. I forget. I only look when someone mentions someone on forums is on there. I’m not keen on some of the pics tbh. Being the prude that I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol

Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!

Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....

Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..

Happened at London zoo too when my eldest was little. Monkey was sitting on a branch proud as punch knocking one out with a big grin on its face!

Us monkeys are happy wankers

That's nice and all but can you stop stalking Nora

But she's so ... so .. "

I bet she takes bananas to the zoo and peels them all seductively and deep throats them to get the monkeys off.....

(There's a thread about that somewhere...)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol

Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!

Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....

Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..

Happened at London zoo too when my eldest was little. Monkey was sitting on a branch proud as punch knocking one out with a big grin on its face!

Us monkeys are happy wankers

That's nice and all but can you stop stalking Nora

But she's so ... so ..

I bet she takes bananas to the zoo and peels them all seductively and deep throats them to get the monkeys off.....

(There's a thread about that somewhere...)"

Too much, I apologise....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’ll be one on hot pics! If they’re actually real. They scare the bejesus outta me

What's the biggest you've had Nora...?

I don’t tend to take my tape measure with me to be honest.

Roughly to the nearest foot or metre then.

Was it like a baby's arm hanging out a pram, or enough to make a horse cry with jealousy?

Omg my daughter pointed out two Shetland ponies playing piggy back in the summer..... .... we're both scarred...

That’s nothing. We had a monkey having a wank on the windscreen at woburn!! I was mortified! What’s it doing mummy? I’m usually a quick thinker but I honestly had nothing! Then the windscreen was full of jizz. Windscreen wipers just made it worse!! OMG I’ll never forget that

Nora, I'm not flirting, but I adore you. You just made me really lol

Funny now. Really wasn’t funny at the time at all!!

Monkeys are one the few animals that wank. One really seemed to fancy my dad once at Bristol zoo....

Us monkeys are having a hard time here .. oh … wait ..

Happened at London zoo too when my eldest was little. Monkey was sitting on a branch proud as punch knocking one out with a big grin on its face!

Us monkeys are happy wankers

That's nice and all but can you stop stalking Nora

But she's so ... so ..

I bet she takes bananas to the zoo and peels them all seductively and deep throats them to get the monkeys off.....

(There's a thread about that somewhere...)"

Hahaha that made me laugh out loud!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some of the ones on hot pics put me to shame haha thought I was fairly big when I signed up. Although think some are fake. But some absolute monsters lol

Do ppl have fake cocks here then?

Isn't it gonna be kinda obvious when it comes time to get naked...?

I swear there must be some kind of an app. I’ve only looked at hot pics 2 or 3 times but they can’t be real!!

Pmsl only 2 or 3 times...!

I have honestly. I forget. I only look when someone mentions someone on forums is on there. I’m not keen on some of the pics tbh. Being the prude that I am "

Fabbed pics scares the bejesus outa me, male and female....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Some of the ones on hot pics put me to shame haha thought I was fairly big when I signed up. Although think some are fake. But some absolute monsters lol

Do ppl have fake cocks here then?

Isn't it gonna be kinda obvious when it comes time to get naked...?

I swear there must be some kind of an app. I’ve only looked at hot pics 2 or 3 times but they can’t be real!!

Pmsl only 2 or 3 times...!

I have honestly. I forget. I only look when someone mentions someone on forums is on there. I’m not keen on some of the pics tbh. Being the prude that I am "

Uh huh ... they made me do it ... that old chestnut

Now I do like that outfit Nora ... wank wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a particularly large one ...

How large is the biggest?"

I don’t tend to measure them... but as an estimate I’d say maybe 7.5 ish?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

I was always the longest in the showers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a particularly large one ...

How large is the biggest?

I don’t tend to measure them... but as an estimate I’d say maybe 7.5 ish? "

Why don't you measure them? Don't you take pics against rulers n shiz?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some of the ones on hot pics put me to shame haha thought I was fairly big when I signed up. Although think some are fake. But some absolute monsters lol

Do ppl have fake cocks here then?

Isn't it gonna be kinda obvious when it comes time to get naked...?

I swear there must be some kind of an app. I’ve only looked at hot pics 2 or 3 times but they can’t be real!!

Pmsl only 2 or 3 times...!

I have honestly. I forget. I only look when someone mentions someone on forums is on there. I’m not keen on some of the pics tbh. Being the prude that I am

Uh huh ... they made me do it ... that old chestnut

Now I do like that outfit Nora ... wank wank "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the ones on hot pics put me to shame haha thought I was fairly big when I signed up. Although think some are fake. But some absolute monsters lol

Do ppl have fake cocks here then?

Isn't it gonna be kinda obvious when it comes time to get naked...?

I swear there must be some kind of an app. I’ve only looked at hot pics 2 or 3 times but they can’t be real!!

Pmsl only 2 or 3 times...!

I have honestly. I forget. I only look when someone mentions someone on forums is on there. I’m not keen on some of the pics tbh. Being the prude that I am

Uh huh ... they made me do it ... that old chestnut

Now I do like that outfit Nora ... wank wank "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was always the longest in the showers "

Profile unavailable to confirm....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a particularly large one ...

How large is the biggest?

I don’t tend to measure them... but as an estimate I’d say maybe 7.5 ish? "

If it hits your stomach, from either direction, then it's big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was always the longest in the showers

Profile unavailable to confirm.... "

God I’m so blonde sometimes. Thought he meant he took the longest in the shower!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a particularly large one ...

How large is the biggest?

I don’t tend to measure them... but as an estimate I’d say maybe 7.5 ish?

If it hits your stomach, from either direction, then it's big "

What directions are there?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

If you lined up the biggest cocks in a row then blew over the top of them do you think it would sound like panpipe music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you lined up the biggest cocks in a row then blew over the top of them do you think it would sound like panpipe music "

Can I be the volunteer to conduct that experiment?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a particularly large one ...

How large is the biggest?

I don’t tend to measure them... but as an estimate I’d say maybe 7.5 ish?

If it hits your stomach, from either direction, then it's big

What directions are there?"

You need a diagram???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was always the longest in the showers

Profile unavailable to confirm....

God I’m so blonde sometimes. Thought he meant he took the longest in the shower! "

What did he mean?

* flips my hair *

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"I was always the longest in the showers

Profile unavailable to confirm.... "
confirm what ? I was just stating a fact that I was always in the showers longer than my team mates ( was my attempt at a little joke I’m here all week )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a particularly large one ...

How large is the biggest?

I don’t tend to measure them... but as an estimate I’d say maybe 7.5 ish?

If it hits your stomach, from either direction, then it's big

What directions are there?

You need a diagram??? "

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was always the longest in the showers

Profile unavailable to confirm.... confirm what ? I was just stating a fact that I was always in the showers longer than my team mates ( was my attempt at a little joke I’m here all week ) "

At least I got it. Sort of

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"If you lined up the biggest cocks in a row then blew over the top of them do you think it would sound like panpipe music

Can I be the volunteer to conduct that experiment? "

Of course, I only need to find 9 others to line up against

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you lined up the biggest cocks in a row then blew over the top of them do you think it would sound like panpipe music

Can I be the volunteer to conduct that experiment?

Of course, I only need to find 9 others to line up against "

Give me 10 seconds and I’ll sort it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you lined up the biggest cocks in a row then blew over the top of them do you think it would sound like panpipe music

Can I be the volunteer to conduct that experiment? "

Just imagining loads of twitching cocks under Nora's breath now.....

(I need to purge my mind, that's why I come here, but it's starting the fill up with scary stuff again....)

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"I was always the longest in the showers

Profile unavailable to confirm.... confirm what ? I was just stating a fact that I was always in the showers longer than my team mates ( was my attempt at a little joke I’m here all week )

At least I got it. Sort of "
you did well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you lined up the biggest cocks in a row then blew over the top of them do you think it would sound like panpipe music

Can I be the volunteer to conduct that experiment?

Just imagining loads of twitching cocks under Nora's breath now.....

(I need to purge my mind, that's why I come here, but it's starting the fill up with scary stuff again....) "

That’s rather a nice thought put that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a particularly large one ...

How large is the biggest?

I don’t tend to measure them... but as an estimate I’d say maybe 7.5 ish?

Why don't you measure them? Don't you take pics against rulers n shiz?"

No I use Sky remotes or lynx bottles

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"If you lined up the biggest cocks in a row then blew over the top of them do you think it would sound like panpipe music

Can I be the volunteer to conduct that experiment?

Just imagining loads of twitching cocks under Nora's breath now.....

(I need to purge my mind, that's why I come here, but it's starting the fill up with scary stuff again....) "

When she blew over the end one she’d get a little squirt up here nose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was always the longest in the showers

Profile unavailable to confirm.... confirm what ? I was just stating a fact that I was always in the showers longer than my team mates ( was my attempt at a little joke I’m here all week ) "

I got that, but I wanted to look at your profile and cock to make a joke back....

(well, when I say wanted, more of a necessary)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you lined up the biggest cocks in a row then blew over the top of them do you think it would sound like panpipe music

Can I be the volunteer to conduct that experiment?

Just imagining loads of twitching cocks under Nora's breath now.....

(I need to purge my mind, that's why I come here, but it's starting the fill up with scary stuff again....)

That’s rather a nice thought put that way "

Freak!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t think I’ve ever experienced a particularly large one ...

How large is the biggest?

I don’t tend to measure them... but as an estimate I’d say maybe 7.5 ish?

Why don't you measure them? Don't you take pics against rulers n shiz?

No I use Sky remotes or lynx bottles "

Do they fit all the way inside?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of twitching cocks under my breath. What’s not to like! (As long as they’re all pretty ones)

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"I was always the longest in the showers

Profile unavailable to confirm.... confirm what ? I was just stating a fact that I was always in the showers longer than my team mates ( was my attempt at a little joke I’m here all week )

I got that, but I wanted to look at your profile and cock to make a joke back....

(well, when I say wanted, more of a necessary)"
well If it’s a cock pic you want just ask I’ve loads as I know the women on fab love hundreds of willy pics especially ones taken over the toilet (not flushed obviously)

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