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Ouch - cut scrotum shaving!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cut my ballsack shaving in the shower this morning...never done it before have always been pretty good. Bled like a bastard...stopped bleeding now BUT MAN IT ITCHES AND IS SORE...

Gonna have to lay off the wanking today...bugger

Any other chaps ever done this? I've alwasy shaved the sack and trimmed on top...might be my old age and shaky hands coming into play as the reason

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

If you dab it with vinegar Im sure it would help with the itching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you dab it with vinegar Im sure it would help with the itching "

You're nasty! Baaaaaad gurl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup. Done this the other day. Hurts like a bastich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear that mate! It is a nightmare! I did it and thought I had dried up all the blood with tissues then went to the toilet later that day to find my boxers were all blood stained!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is why i dont razor shave my balls

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"If you dab it with vinegar Im sure it would help with the itching

You're nasty! Baaaaaad gurl! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went through a stage of trying hair removal cream... but fuck it stings!

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By *ercedes62Woman
over a year ago

Northampton


"If you dab it with vinegar Im sure it would help with the itching "

I thought surgical spirit was better

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

Done it once, bled like a stuck pig... cue wads of bogroll down me pants and a scene resembling Texas Chainsaw Massacre

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went through a stage of trying hair removal cream... but fuck it stings!"

Was considering trying that...no good? I would imagine it might burn a bit but gives a great finish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went through a stage of trying hair removal cream... but fuck it stings!

Was considering trying that...no good? I would imagine it might burn a bit but gives a great finish "

It is good, dont get me wrong! Nice and smooth, just have to put up with the burn when its on!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Done it once, bled like a stuck pig... cue wads of bogroll down me pants and a scene resembling Texas Chainsaw Massacre"

I shouldn't laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (C) always nicked myself with a razor so switched to Veet sensitive.

Just don't leave it on too long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always pays to practice on ones face for several years before going for the nutz.

Regular strimming is a preferred method to keep that smooth feel on the boys as well as the gurl not fun shagging a cacti

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By *ndrew MannMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Personally I use a Phillips Body Trimmer to trim up the meat and two veg, never had much of an issue

Normal Razor + Unsteady Hand + Balls = Bloody Mess lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I (C) always nicked myself with a razor so switched to Veet sensitive.

Just don't leave it on too long! "

Oh, and wait until your cut heals before trying it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh stop being a drama queen and man up it's only a nick, mine have and many other fella's have been cut, chemical burned and nearly ripped off with hot wax.

Just stick a simpsons plaster on it and get on with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok everyone, sing along....

"Spunkmeister has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert hall.

I shudder, the silly bugger, cut it off when he was shaving his nuts in the shower"

I know it requires some work but, All together now "Spunkmeister....

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"I went through a stage of trying hair removal cream... but fuck it stings!

Was considering trying that...no good? I would imagine it might burn a bit but gives a great finish

It is good, dont get me wrong! Nice and smooth, just have to put up with the burn when its on!"

Tried Veet.... actually not too bad on the old meat and two veg..... but its a bastard in the crease between your groin and thigh..... that really hurt!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Cut my ballsack shaving in the shower this morning...never done it before have always been pretty good. Bled like a bastard...stopped bleeding now BUT MAN IT ITCHES AND IS SORE...

Gonna have to lay off the wanking today...bugger

Any other chaps ever done this? I've alwasy shaved the sack and trimmed on top...might be my old age and shaky hands coming into play as the reason "
Try mixing sea salt with a touch of Dettol n rub it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cut my ballsack shaving in the shower this morning...never done it before have always been pretty good. Bled like a bastard...stopped bleeding now BUT MAN IT ITCHES AND IS SORE...

Gonna have to lay off the wanking today...bugger

Any other chaps ever done this? I've alwasy shaved the sack and trimmed on top...might be my old age and shaky hands coming into play as the reason Try mixing sea salt with a touch of Dettol n rub it in "
you forgot to add the 3 capfull's of cider vinegar too femme

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Cut my ballsack shaving in the shower this morning...never done it before have always been pretty good. Bled like a bastard...stopped bleeding now BUT MAN IT ITCHES AND IS SORE...

Gonna have to lay off the wanking today...bugger

Any other chaps ever done this? I've alwasy shaved the sack and trimmed on top...might be my old age and shaky hands coming into play as the reason Try mixing sea salt with a touch of Dettol n rub it in you forgot to add the 3 capfull's of cider vinegar too femme "
bugger

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Done it once, bled like a stuck pig... cue wads of bogroll down me pants and a scene resembling Texas Chainsaw Massacre

I shouldn't laugh "

You're a wicked lady Petty...

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"I went through a stage of trying hair removal cream... but fuck it stings!

Was considering trying that...no good? I would imagine it might burn a bit but gives a great finish

It is good, dont get me wrong! Nice and smooth, just have to put up with the burn when its on!

Tried Veet.... actually not too bad on the old meat and two veg..... but its a bastard in the crease between your groin and thigh..... that really hurt!!! "

Do the Veeting 24 hours before your meet. Use plenty and remove it after 10 minutes - NO LONGER! Then apply ointment such as Savlon into the whole area straight away.

I have no problems using Veet in this way.

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By *ussinflipflopsWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Funniest thing I have read in a long long time !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh stop being a drama queen and man up it's only a nick, mine have and many other fella's have been cut, chemical burned and nearly ripped off with hot wax.

Just stick a simpsons plaster on it and get on with it "

Nicked my fou fou a couple of times.....nipped like hell, but being the brave girl I am....I soldiered on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be using a crap razor, so many on the market that you could cut yourself if you where desperate to cut yer wrist... you just cant... gillette ......

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By *parrow77Man
over a year ago

cheshire

This just puts me off shavin ouch ouch ouch

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