FabSwingers.com forum: Why YOU?...

By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

PA required to assist a top performing Commercial Director within the high end private sector

A very generous package is on offer to the successful candidate (and a decent salary too!)

Interviews to be held spanning the UK's major cities over the coming couple of months.

Tell me;

What qualities would you bring to the role? Why do you want this job? and, why should I hire YOU?

Apply within...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brave!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Grabbing my popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, I’m too good for this job.

Give it to someone less fortunate.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

You couldn't match my current salary and perks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only open to women you sexist pig

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

You'd have excitement as i'm unorganised.

I don't want it, pick up your own dry cleaning.

Jeez, i know me and wouldn't hire me

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

London/Suffolk

The ultimate "will travel" post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The desire to be bent over my bosses desk and spanked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PA required to assist a top performing Commercial Director within the high end private sector

A very generous package is on offer to the successful candidate (and a decent salary too!)

Interviews to be held spanning the UK's major cities over the coming couple of months.

Tell me;

What qualities would you bring to the role? Why do you want this job? and, why should I hire YOU?

Apply within..."

I'm just fabulous, you're Mr Fabulous and it would be just a fabulous thing to do

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I'm not the slightest bit interested in your package!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Think I'd rather buy out your company and become the director to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon, cos I'm funny. I will cover for you when you need to skive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You couldn't match my current salary and perks.

My thoughts too.... But I’m willing to hear him out

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"You couldn't match my current salary and perks.

My thoughts too.... But I’m willing to hear him out

I can confirm LucieJo has made the interview shortlist for North East England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I being charisma, hard work, charm, humour and above all gorgeousness

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"The desire to be bent over my bosses desk and spanked

Think I might have to add Horsham as an interview location!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I have plenty of qualities, I don’t want the job but the interview could be interesting x

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I have plenty of qualities, I don’t want the job but the interview could be interesting x"

Exactly the kind of response I'm looking for

Shortlisted for interview!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just here for the paycheck.

Seriously tho, why is it not a paycheque?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Just here for the paycheck.

Seriously tho, why is it not a paycheque?

Nooooooo P, don't debase yourself in this way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just here for the paycheck.

Seriously tho, why is it not a paycheque?

Nooooooo P, don't debase yourself in this way.

If I do it with a musical instrument would it be a debass?

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Have you got any photos of this “generous package”?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Do i get my own Bow Tie ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, GMX, no PA job for me.

I'd be the CPO.

x Niki

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"PA required to assist a top performing Commercial Director within the high end private sector

A very generous package is on offer to the successful candidate (and a decent salary too!)

Interviews to be held spanning the UK's major cities over the coming couple of months.

Tell me;

What qualities would you bring to the role? Why do you want this job? and, why should I hire YOU?

Apply within..."

I dread to ask this, but what exactly in this package you are offering? There are some forms of generosity I'm not interested in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I prefer using man juice to style my hair. Much cheaper than mousse and spray and has a better hold too.

THAT is what I can bring to this table.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Discretion, I wont tell them about secret double agent as a fab gent.

So I get witness all the debauchery that no doubt you will be involved in, and as your assistant, I would more than happy to assist in said debauchery.

Because I'll do it for nothing (apart from the debauchery assistance).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to my talents I have more to offer than being a pa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You couldn't match my current salary and perks.

My thoughts too.... But I’m willing to hear him out

I can confirm LucieJo has made the interview shortlist for North East England "

Haha I didn’t even tell you my qualities...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I might be looking for a new role in 2020, but I’ll give this one a miss

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Just here for the paycheck.

Seriously tho, why is it not a paycheque?

Nooooooo P, don't debase yourself in this way.

If I do it with a musical instrument would it be a debass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U couldnt afford me if i were to change careers

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

What are your thoughts on staff who skive off to do things that are more exciting?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Oh, I prefer using man juice to style my hair. Much cheaper than mousse and spray and has a better hold too.

THAT is what I can bring to this table.

Love this!

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I might be looking for a new role in 2020, but I’ll give this one a miss

Are you sure Spurs?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"You couldn't match my current salary and perks.

My thoughts too.... But I’m willing to hear him out

I can confirm LucieJo has made the interview shortlist for North East England

Haha I didn’t even tell you my qualities...

Maybe not, but I've seen them!!

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"PA required to assist a top performing Commercial Director within the high end private sector

A very generous package is on offer to the successful candidate (and a decent salary too!)

Interviews to be held spanning the UK's major cities over the coming couple of months.

Tell me;

What qualities would you bring to the role? Why do you want this job? and, why should I hire YOU?

Apply within..."

You probably shouldnt!

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I prefer to work for myself!

Jo x

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"PA required to assist a top performing Commercial Director within the high end private sector

A very generous package is on offer to the successful candidate (and a decent salary too!)

Interviews to be held spanning the UK's major cities over the coming couple of months.

Tell me;

What qualities would you bring to the role? Why do you want this job? and, why should I hire YOU?

Apply within...

You probably shouldnt!

But I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PA required to assist a top performing Commercial Director within the high end private sector

A very generous package is on offer to the successful candidate (and a decent salary too!)

Interviews to be held spanning the UK's major cities over the coming couple of months.

Tell me;

What qualities would you bring to the role? Why do you want this job? and, why should I hire YOU?

Apply within..."

I'm very much interested in the details of this said package.

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"PA required to assist a top performing Commercial Director within the high end private sector

A very generous package is on offer to the successful candidate (and a decent salary too!)

Interviews to be held spanning the UK's major cities over the coming couple of months.

Tell me;

What qualities would you bring to the role? Why do you want this job? and, why should I hire YOU?

Apply within...

I'm very much interested in the details of this said package."

There'll be interviews held in Salisbury...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would bring great jokes and I'm a great person and everything is just great when I'm around so hire me I am great X

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I might be looking for a new role in 2020, but I’ll give this one a miss

Are you sure Spurs?

If can I work from home, have no interaction with the boss in person, decent salary, private health care, decent pension then I might reconsider

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I would bring great jokes and I'm a great person and everything is just great when I'm around so hire me I am great X "

I think you're great too

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I might be looking for a new role in 2020, but I’ll give this one a miss

Are you sure Spurs?

If can I work from home, have no interaction with the boss in person, decent salary, private health care, decent pension then I might reconsider

No interaction with the Boss? That's not an option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would bring great jokes and I'm a great person and everything is just great when I'm around so hire me I am great X

I think you're great too "

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Girth, have you found me a PA yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You couldn't match my current salary and perks.

My thoughts too.... But I’m willing to hear him out

I can confirm LucieJo has made the interview shortlist for North East England

Haha I didn’t even tell you my qualities...

Maybe not, but I've seen them!!

Is it too soon to talk salary and benefits before the interview?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Interviewing will start in Ipswich...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I might be looking for a new role in 2020, but I’ll give this one a miss

Are you sure Spurs?

If can I work from home, have no interaction with the boss in person, decent salary, private health care, decent pension then I might reconsider

No interaction with the Boss? That's not an option

Then back to my first answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a stache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interviewing will start in Ipswich..."

It's shit when your thread goes dead innit....

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

I'm having a deja vu moment - I distinctly rem_mber posting to a thread of this same nature a few months ago... Did your successful applicant not take up their position, or have they left already!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interviewing will start in Ipswich..."

I wouldn't start over here GMF.Most of us are already fully committed,in our current positions.As you know

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Is it too late to apply?

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

London/Suffolk

"Think I'd rather buy out your company and become the director to be honest "

Sounds like you'd be happy with him working under you!

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By *urple-roseWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

I’d apply if uniform included was stockings & heels

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