FabSwingers.com forum: Inspire me

By *otsossie OP Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I’m a bit horny and listless.

Can anyone Inspire me as to how I can entertain myself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm apple pie

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By *otsossie OP Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Om nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard and ice cream....with the apple pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a bath in warm custard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make it, eat it and shag it, that’ll keep you busy for a couple of hours

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By *otsossie OP Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Chocolate cake"

I always find cake a bit overrated.

Meringue gets me excited, but I think that’s a Pavlovian response.

I’ll get my coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marrow meets sphicter.

Trust me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Chocolate cake

I always find cake a bit overrated.

Meringue gets me excited, but I think that’s a Pavlovian response.

I’ll get my coat. "

That made me laugh out loud. The shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Holy Trinity of the man home alone: Wank, fry up, kip on the sofa.

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By *otsossie OP Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Chocolate cake

I always find cake a bit overrated.

Meringue gets me excited, but I think that’s a Pavlovian response.

I’ll get my coat.

That made me laugh out loud. The shame. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go to the nearest mirror and draw two small circles and see which one you can shoot your load at while standing 3ft away

it will kill the boredom and you will get a nice wank at the same time

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By *otsossie OP Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd go to the nearest mirror and draw two small circles and see which one you can shoot your load at while standing 3ft away

it will kill the boredom and you will get a nice wank at the same time

I’m now thinking I need to get down to staples for a few of those pens car dealerships use to write on windscreens

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By *otsossie OP Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Problem is (unlike that other thread) I don’t fancy myself enough to have a mirror wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I find myself in the predicament you are..... I do my ironing. Good luck with whatever you decide to do.

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