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"Stuffed panda... You didn't! ![]() Pamela would but I don't approve of her slutty behaviour. | |||
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"Many years ago a frozen sausage ![]() Dont know why but that sent me into fits of giggles lolol | |||
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"Cardboard tube from Middle of a toilet roll ![]() ![]() Yes was way back in my early teens was very desperate shag anything days lol ![]() | |||
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"Stuffed panda... You didn't! ![]() Pamela may need to have a background check before pandas tea party, can’t just let any old panda teddy in having bad influence on Beepsie | |||
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"Many years ago a frozen sausage ![]() let it go let it go | |||
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"Many years ago a frozen sausage ![]() They’re not called bangers for nothing. ![]() | |||
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"Hairbrush handle. " Lol, my ex used to do that! X | |||
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"Probably a lip gloss tube when I was younger. Or the handle of a hairbrush." I’m sure a lot of girls broke their hymen that way. ![]() | |||
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"As Ivor Biggun once sang I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain, I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train. I've used a badger and a melon and a cat, An inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davy Crocket hat," Pmsl | |||
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"Back in my teens I tried anal penetration using a snorkel. It was... not fun." ![]() | |||
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"Back in my teens I tried anal penetration using a snorkel. It was... not fun. ![]() On the positive side, I learned the importance of lube at an early age. | |||
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"Back in my teens I tried anal penetration using a snorkel. It was... not fun. ![]() Did you blow through it after and shoot a pellet of shit? | |||
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"Probably a lip gloss tube when I was younger. Or the handle of a hairbrush. I’m sure a lot of girls broke their hymen that way. ![]() Mine partially broke 3 times ![]() | |||
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"Stuffed panda... You didn't! ![]() I'm afraid she would fail! She's filthy. | |||
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"Back in my teens I tried anal penetration using a snorkel. It was... not fun." Sounds painful. | |||
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"Roll deodorant with the lid on of course... " 'Mum' was a good brand for this! ![]() | |||
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"Back in my teens I tried anal penetration using a snorkel. It was... not fun." Which end of the snorkel? ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?" My imagination, it is pretty strange believe me ![]() | |||
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"I used to put a towel around my cock when I used to wank. Think death grip but 10 times worse" Did it have any long term effect? | |||
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"Did it have any long term effect?" It was desensitized to actual vagina so it was a lot harder to cum, which is good or bad depending on how you look at it | |||
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"Back in my teens I tried anal penetration using a snorkel. It was... not fun. Which end of the snorkel? ![]() Haha the straight end, not the end with the mouthpiece | |||
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"Did it have any long term effect? It was desensitized to actual vagina so it was a lot harder to cum, which is good or bad depending on how you look at it" How do you look at it or do you find equal positives and negatives? | |||
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"How do you look at it or do you find equal positives and negatives?" It was nice to be able to pound away and be aggressive for a long time. However, sensitivity is a good thing, sex is a lot more enjoyable with a sensitive dick. I've learnt to be able to last a good amount of time through breathing etc | |||
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"How do you look at it or do you find equal positives and negatives? It was nice to be able to pound away and be aggressive for a long time. However, sensitivity is a good thing, sex is a lot more enjoyable with a sensitive dick. I've learnt to be able to last a good amount of time through breathing etc" So you got the sensitivity back once you stopped? Sorry for all the questions ![]() | |||
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"When I was younger I tried to penetrate a balloon " Did the friction make your hair stand on end ? | |||
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"Back in my teens I tried anal penetration using a snorkel. It was... not fun. Which end of the snorkel? ![]() Don't ![]() | |||
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"When I was younger I tried to penetrate a balloon Did the friction make your hair stand on end ?" Pubic hair, yes | |||
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"So you got the sensitivity back once you stopped? Sorry for all the questions ![]() Yeah pretty much | |||
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"So you got the sensitivity back once you stopped? Sorry for all the questions ![]() That's good ![]() | |||
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"So you got the sensitivity back once you stopped? Sorry for all the questions ![]() ![]() Pmsl ![]() | |||
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"Can't believe I'm going to admit to this but saw a program and a guy peeled a banana and used the peel to wrap around his cock and wank with it as he said it felt amazing. I tried it and it was quite good! Messy and slimy but rather fun to be honest! ![]() Is not just the same as having a lubed wank? | |||
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"A jar of deliciously thick gooey jam... ![]() Jam could be fun ![]() | |||
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"A jar of deliciously thick gooey jam... ![]() ![]() It was. The beautiful weirdness of sinking into it was a thrill as was the texture (small segments of strawberries gripping my cock "just so"...) As was being watched throughout! But it made ever such a mess... ![]() | |||
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"A jar of deliciously thick gooey jam... ![]() ![]() ![]() Sounds delicious ![]() | |||
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"Can't believe I'm going to admit to this but saw a program and a guy peeled a banana and used the peel to wrap around his cock and wank with it as he said it felt amazing. I tried it and it was quite good! Messy and slimy but rather fun to be honest! ![]() No it was a bit better as the banana skin gripped a bit all round. ![]() | |||
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"Can't believe I'm going to admit to this but saw a program and a guy peeled a banana and used the peel to wrap around his cock and wank with it as he said it felt amazing. I tried it and it was quite good! Messy and slimy but rather fun to be honest! ![]() ![]() Oh okay ![]() | |||
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"Watching Doris next door her garden. She’s in her 80’s ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Watching Doris next door her garden. She’s in her 80’s ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hubbies leg and a hair brush lol | |||
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"Watching Doris next door her garden. She’s in her 80’s ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But she looks 75 ![]() | |||
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"Watching Doris next door her garden. She’s in her 80’s ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well when you put it that way | |||
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"I’m very inventive and have used many things including food or a wine bottle haha" Wine bottle ![]() | |||
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"I’m very inventive and have used many things including food or a wine bottle haha Wine bottle ![]() What a fantastic arse wow we both munch on that ![]() | |||
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"I’m very inventive and have used many things including food or a wine bottle haha Wine bottle ![]() ![]() Thanks ![]() | |||
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"I’m very inventive and have used many things including food or a wine bottle haha Wine bottle ![]() ![]() ![]() Dinner for two tonight ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?" Does mrs Palmer and her five daughters count as strange or is it just normal? ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off? Does mrs Palmer and her five daughters count as strange or is it just normal? ![]() I know a Mrs Palm aswell and her 5 sisters are lovely too | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off? Does mrs Palmer and her five daughters count as strange or is it just normal? ![]() The one I know is different to yours! ![]() | |||
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"The side of the bath many moons ago ![]() ![]() LOL the wife can relate to that even though she's sitting here all red saying shes never done it, think someone's telling fibs ![]() ![]() | |||
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"The side of the bath many moons ago ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh I did indulge a fair few times once I knew it got me off ![]() ![]() | |||
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"The side of the bath many moons ago ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() By this smile so did she haha 23 years together and I'm still finding out things I never knew before | |||
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"The side of the bath many moons ago ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() My bathroom is free right now, if you want to pop around? Haha! | |||
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"A jar of deliciously thick gooey jam... ![]() ![]() ![]() Cream tea anyone?! ![]() | |||
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"When I was younger I tried to penetrate a balloon Did the friction make your hair stand on end ?" ![]() | |||
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"I’m very inventive and have used many things including food or a wine bottle haha Wine bottle ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sure why not ![]() | |||
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"Normally £40 worth of petrol will suffice " Especially with the older pumps ... ![]() | |||
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"The side of the bath many moons ago ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Such a shame your too far away... Think it's time for a bath ![]() | |||
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"A bus." a bus? Enlighten us fucked on a bus but never the actual bus. ![]() | |||
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"Cardboard tube from Middle of a toilet roll ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh I’ve put one of those round my cock to wank with before ![]() | |||
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"A bus. a bus? Enlighten us fucked on a bus but never the actual bus. ![]() No it's the strangest thing I've ever got off. | |||
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"You all are so creative pervs...! I’ve cum when younger with the jet stream from the shower straight on my cock... Was amazing cumming myself without touching it ![]() Easy to clean after ![]() | |||
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"Thanks for creating this thread.... Bizarrely I'm finding it a serious turn on and it's definitely made my Saturday morning. As to wanking.... Where were your profile pics when I was younger? They would totally have done it!" Ha ha thanks ![]() | |||
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"Cucumber and then served it to my brother in law ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Cucumber and then served it to my brother in law ![]() ![]() How did I miss this ![]() | |||
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"Many years ago a frozen sausage ![]() It did me too ![]() | |||
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"Riding in a cross country competition when I was 18. Wasn't intentional though. Too much rubbage on the saddle. I was slightly mortified! " Did people notice? | |||
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"Riding in a cross country competition when I was 18. Wasn't intentional though. Too much rubbage on the saddle. I was slightly mortified! Did people notice?" Luckily no. | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?" oscillating sander ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?oscillating sander ![]() Lol ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?oscillating sander ![]() ![]() it ruined me ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?oscillating sander ![]() ![]() ![]() I am sure it would have ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?oscillating sander ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() just so you know the sandpaper wasnt attached ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?oscillating sander ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You should have tried with a 3mm thick..Next time. ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?oscillating sander ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ouch no i like it to still be there ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?oscillating sander ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() By the way I love your profile. It is hilarious. You have a great SOH. Said that, I am not going to change my sexuality in any way shape or form. Lol. Straight means straight. ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?oscillating sander ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() lol hey exactly be the person you are dont let anyone change you and thanks i try | |||
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"Years ago I had a metal bed with knobs on the end......" Glad to know. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?oscillating sander ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?" A damp flannel inside a pint glass ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Years ago I had a metal bed with knobs on the end...... Glad to know. ![]() ![]() i saw a vid once of a woman sliding down the wooden ornate bed post i mean it was 4"x4" with a rounded top omg couldn't believe how far she could get it in lol ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?" my bike i didnt want to go but my bike got me there............ we are talking about work..... yes? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?my bike i didnt want to go but my bike got me there............ we are talking about work..... yes? ![]() ![]() ![]() Of course ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?my bike i didnt want to go but my bike got me there............ we are talking about work..... yes? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() knew it ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?" In my twenties I once tried an orbital sander.. They vibrate an awful lot.. ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?my bike i didnt want to go but my bike got me there............ we are talking about work..... yes? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I know. You are are very bright ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?my bike i didnt want to go but my bike got me there............ we are talking about work..... yes? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() i eat a lot of carrots ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?my bike i didnt want to go but my bike got me there............ we are talking about work..... yes? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() May try that myself. ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?my bike i didnt want to go but my bike got me there............ we are talking about work..... yes? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() it does help in dark rooms ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?my bike i didnt want to go but my bike got me there............ we are talking about work..... yes? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Thanks for the useful information. | |||
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"im sure back in the day women would get themselves off with the old fashioned twin tub washing machines !!!" Probably true ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?" Would it be strange to say, your pics. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off? Would it be strange to say, your pics. ![]() ![]() ![]() Yah it would ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?my bike i didnt want to go but my bike got me there............ we are talking about work..... yes? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() do you go to clubs and i dont mean book clubs ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off? Would it be strange to say, your pics. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Better not say that then. ![]() | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?my bike i didnt want to go but my bike got me there............ we are talking about work..... yes? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I wouldn't be seen dead in book club. I go to knitting club instead. | |||
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"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off? Would it be strange to say, your pics. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nope ![]() | |||
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"Leaning against an old fashioned petrol lawnmower " ![]() | |||
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"When I was younger pressing down on my bike seat as I was riding around" Must have been an interesting ride ![]() | |||
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"When I was younger pressing down on my bike seat as I was riding around Must have been an interesting ride ![]() Haha yes I loved my bike. I do something similar now at work. I take my shoe off and curl my leg underneath so I’m sitting and pressing against my heel. No one has any idea I’m basically masturbating while working ![]() | |||
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"When I was younger pressing down on my bike seat as I was riding around Must have been an interesting ride ![]() ![]() Sounds hot ![]() | |||
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