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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god hahahah, American pie reference hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deborah....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My left hand it was shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuffed panda...

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Normally £40 worth of petrol will suffice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m very inventive and have used many things including food or a wine bottle haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh god hahahah, American pie reference hahaha"

I was watching this when I thought of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was 15, and it was not legal.

In fact, don't know why I've commented, I couldn't tell anyone!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Stuffed panda..."

You didn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was 15, and it was not legal.

In fact, don't know why I've commented, I couldn't tell anyone! "

You had a pint in a pub? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High heel... placed cock in open toe at the front and slid up and down nicely

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Probably a lip gloss tube when I was younger. Or the handle of a hairbrush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuffed panda...

You didn't! "

Beepsie does not approve !

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Stuffed panda...

You didn't!

Beepsie does not approve !"

Pamela would but I don't approve of her slutty behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuffed panda...

You didn't!

Beepsie does not approve !

Pamela would but I don't approve of her slutty behaviour. "

I was young, you know how it is during experimental age

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Cardboard tube from Middle of a toilet roll

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Shampoo bottle - at my boyfriend's parents' house!

Mrs TMN x

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman
over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts

Roll deodorant with the lid on of course...

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Hairbrush handle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shampoo bottle - at my boyfriend's parents' house!

Mrs TMN x"

Ohhh bad girl

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
over a year ago

walsall

As Ivor Biggun once sang

I've wanked over Italy,

I've wanked over Spain,

I've wanked in an omnibus,

I've even had a wank in a train.

I've used a badger and a melon and a cat,

An inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davy Crocket hat,

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

A snorkel

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

Many years ago a frozen sausage

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"Cardboard tube from Middle of a toilet roll "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 sponges and a toilet seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many years ago a frozen sausage "

Dont know why but that sent me into fits of giggles lolol

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed


"Cardboard tube from Middle of a toilet roll

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Yes was way back in my early teens was very desperate shag anything days lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stuffed panda...

You didn't!

Beepsie does not approve !

Pamela would but I don't approve of her slutty behaviour. "

Pamela may need to have a background check before pandas tea party, can’t just let any old panda teddy in having bad influence on Beepsie

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"Many years ago a frozen sausage "
let it go let it go

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The nose of my teddy bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many years ago a frozen sausage "

They’re not called bangers for nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hairbrush handle.

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Lol, my ex used to do that! X

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple
over a year ago

Greater London

Cucumber and then served it to my brother in law

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably a lip gloss tube when I was younger. Or the handle of a hairbrush."

I’m sure a lot of girls broke their hymen that way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As Ivor Biggun once sang

I've wanked over Italy,

I've wanked over Spain,

I've wanked in an omnibus,

I've even had a wank in a train.

I've used a badger and a melon and a cat,

An inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davy Crocket hat,"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in my teens I tried anal penetration using a snorkel.

It was... not fun.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Back in my teens I tried anal penetration using a snorkel.

It was... not fun."

oh Kinky, this has made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back in my teens I tried anal penetration using a snorkel.

It was... not fun.

oh Kinky, this has made me laugh! "

On the positive side, I learned the importance of lube at an early age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back in my teens I tried anal penetration using a snorkel.

It was... not fun.

oh Kinky, this has made me laugh!

On the positive side, I learned the importance of lube at an early age."

Did you blow through it after and shoot a pellet of shit?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Probably a lip gloss tube when I was younger. Or the handle of a hairbrush.

I’m sure a lot of girls broke their hymen that way. "

Mine partially broke 3 times

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Stuffed panda...

You didn't!

Beepsie does not approve !

Pamela would but I don't approve of her slutty behaviour.

Pamela may need to have a background check before pandas tea party, can’t just let any old panda teddy in having bad influence on Beepsie "

I'm afraid she would fail! She's filthy.

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

You seem like a hard riding gal.. love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back in my teens I tried anal penetration using a snorkel.

It was... not fun."

Sounds painful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roll deodorant with the lid on of course...

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'Mum' was a good brand for this!

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"Many years ago a frozen sausage

They’re not called bangers for nothing. "

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"Many years ago a frozen sausage let it go let it go "

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"Cardboard tube from Middle of a toilet roll

Yes was way back in my early teens was very desperate shag anything days lol "

Lol...did it work?

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH


"Back in my teens I tried anal penetration using a snorkel.

It was... not fun."

Which end of the snorkel?

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Silk shirt between the mattress and the bed base

Surprisingly effective, and realistic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to put a towel around my cock when I used to wank. Think death grip but 10 times worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe I'm going to admit to this but saw a program and a guy peeled a banana and used the peel to wrap around his cock and wank with it as he said it felt amazing. I tried it and it was quite good! Messy and slimy but rather fun to be honest!

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?"

My imagination, it is pretty strange believe me

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I used to put a towel around my cock when I used to wank. Think death grip but 10 times worse"

Did it have any long term effect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did it have any long term effect?"

It was desensitized to actual vagina so it was a lot harder to cum, which is good or bad depending on how you look at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back in my teens I tried anal penetration using a snorkel.

It was... not fun.

Which end of the snorkel? "

Haha the straight end, not the end with the mouthpiece

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Did it have any long term effect?

It was desensitized to actual vagina so it was a lot harder to cum, which is good or bad depending on how you look at it"

How do you look at it or do you find equal positives and negatives?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was younger I tried to penetrate a balloon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you look at it or do you find equal positives and negatives?"

It was nice to be able to pound away and be aggressive for a long time. However, sensitivity is a good thing, sex is a lot more enjoyable with a sensitive dick. I've learnt to be able to last a good amount of time through breathing etc

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"How do you look at it or do you find equal positives and negatives?

It was nice to be able to pound away and be aggressive for a long time. However, sensitivity is a good thing, sex is a lot more enjoyable with a sensitive dick. I've learnt to be able to last a good amount of time through breathing etc"

So you got the sensitivity back once you stopped? Sorry for all the questions .

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"When I was younger I tried to penetrate a balloon "

Did the friction make your hair stand on end ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back in my teens I tried anal penetration using a snorkel.

It was... not fun.

Which end of the snorkel? "

Don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was younger I tried to penetrate a balloon

Did the friction make your hair stand on end ?"

Pubic hair, yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pumpable straw out of a hand soap dispenser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you got the sensitivity back once you stopped? Sorry for all the questions ."

Yeah pretty much

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"So you got the sensitivity back once you stopped? Sorry for all the questions .

Yeah pretty much"

That's good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you got the sensitivity back once you stopped? Sorry for all the questions .

Yeah pretty much

That's good "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't believe I'm going to admit to this but saw a program and a guy peeled a banana and used the peel to wrap around his cock and wank with it as he said it felt amazing. I tried it and it was quite good! Messy and slimy but rather fun to be honest! "

Is not just the same as having a lubed wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jar of deliciously thick gooey jam...

B

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A jar of deliciously thick gooey jam...

B"

Jam could be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A jar of deliciously thick gooey jam...

B

Jam could be fun "

It was. The beautiful weirdness of sinking into it was a thrill as was the texture (small segments of strawberries gripping my cock "just so"...) As was being watched throughout!

But it made ever such a mess...

B

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A jar of deliciously thick gooey jam...

B

Jam could be fun

It was. The beautiful weirdness of sinking into it was a thrill as was the texture (small segments of strawberries gripping my cock "just so"...) As was being watched throughout!

But it made ever such a mess...

B"

Sounds delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't believe I'm going to admit to this but saw a program and a guy peeled a banana and used the peel to wrap around his cock and wank with it as he said it felt amazing. I tried it and it was quite good! Messy and slimy but rather fun to be honest!

Is not just the same as having a lubed wank?"

No it was a bit better as the banana skin gripped a bit all round.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't believe I'm going to admit to this but saw a program and a guy peeled a banana and used the peel to wrap around his cock and wank with it as he said it felt amazing. I tried it and it was quite good! Messy and slimy but rather fun to be honest!

Is not just the same as having a lubed wank?

No it was a bit better as the banana skin gripped a bit all round. "

Oh okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il never look at jam the same again now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching Doris next door her garden. She’s in her 80’s

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watching Doris next door her garden. She’s in her 80’s "

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Watching Doris next door her garden. She’s in her 80’s "

Hubbies leg and a hair brush lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watching Doris next door her garden. She’s in her 80’s

Hubbies leg and a hair brush lol"

But she looks 75

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watching Doris next door her garden. She’s in her 80’s

Hubbies leg and a hair brush lol

But she looks 75 "

Well when you put it that way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m very inventive and have used many things including food or a wine bottle haha"

Wine bottle

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I’m very inventive and have used many things including food or a wine bottle haha

Wine bottle "

What a fantastic arse wow we both munch on that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m very inventive and have used many things including food or a wine bottle haha

Wine bottle

What a fantastic arse wow we both munch on that "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m very inventive and have used many things including food or a wine bottle haha

Wine bottle

What a fantastic arse wow we both munch on that

Thanks "

Dinner for two tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electric Toothbrush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Electric Toothbrush "

10/10 of dentists recommended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?"

Does mrs Palmer and her five daughters count as strange or is it just normal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?

Does mrs Palmer and her five daughters count as strange or is it just normal? "

I know a Mrs Palm aswell and her 5 sisters are lovely too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?

Does mrs Palmer and her five daughters count as strange or is it just normal?

I know a Mrs Palm aswell and her 5 sisters are lovely too "

The one I know is different to yours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The side of the bath many moons ago

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"The side of the bath many moons ago "

LOL the wife can relate to that even though she's sitting here all red saying shes never done it, think someone's telling fibs

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Oh god you lot make me laugh so much.

I’ve enjoyed this thread

Lex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The side of the bath many moons ago

LOL the wife can relate to that even though she's sitting here all red saying shes never done it, think someone's telling fibs "

Oh I did indulge a fair few times once I knew it got me off

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

A rope I climbed in gym class... My first ever orgasm. I climbed in a way that rubbed my crotch against it nicely...

It's a weird memory now. Makes me both tingle and feel uncomfortable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think I have used anything weird at all... but then I didn't wank until I was 17

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"The side of the bath many moons ago

LOL the wife can relate to that even though she's sitting here all red saying shes never done it, think someone's telling fibs

Oh I did indulge a fair few times once I knew it got me off "

By this smile so did she haha 23 years together and I'm still finding out things I never knew before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The side of the bath many moons ago

LOL the wife can relate to that even though she's sitting here all red saying shes never done it, think someone's telling fibs

Oh I did indulge a fair few times once I knew it got me off "

My bathroom is free right now, if you want to pop around? Haha!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

A Sure deodorant can and a cucumber (not at the same time) said cucumber was fed to my ex's missus in a salad and the rest to her horse!!!!

I felt guilty about the horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A red leather stiletto ??

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"A jar of deliciously thick gooey jam...

B

Jam could be fun

It was. The beautiful weirdness of sinking into it was a thrill as was the texture (small segments of strawberries gripping my cock "just so"...) As was being watched throughout!

But it made ever such a mess...

B"

Cream tea anyone?!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"When I was younger I tried to penetrate a balloon

Did the friction make your hair stand on end ?"

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By *ikerdude2017Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Wearing a cage and massaging my cock through it to make me cum. Horny as fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m very inventive and have used many things including food or a wine bottle haha

Wine bottle

What a fantastic arse wow we both munch on that

Thanks

Dinner for two tonight "

Sure why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs fawltey on fawlty towers when was about 14 haha just kept getting horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Normally £40 worth of petrol will suffice "

Especially with the older pumps ...

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By *irtybrit27Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

All these are making my gym sock look quite tame. I was practically an angel ?? how times have changed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The side of the bath many moons ago

LOL the wife can relate to that even though she's sitting here all red saying shes never done it, think someone's telling fibs

Oh I did indulge a fair few times once I knew it got me off

My bathroom is free right now, if you want to pop around? Haha!"

Such a shame your too far away... Think it's time for a bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of shampoo? Must have been quite big?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You all are so creative pervs...!

I’ve cum when younger with the jet stream from the shower straight on my cock...

Was amazing cumming myself without touching it

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"A bus."
a bus? Enlighten us fucked on a bus but never the actual bus.

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By *on779Man
over a year ago

west mersea colchester


"Cardboard tube from Middle of a toilet roll

Yes was way back in my early teens was very desperate shag anything days lol "

Oh I’ve put one of those round my cock to wank with before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bus. a bus? Enlighten us fucked on a bus but never the actual bus. "

No it's the strangest thing I've ever got off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You all are so creative pervs...!

I’ve cum when younger with the jet stream from the shower straight on my cock...

Was amazing cumming myself without touching it "

Easy to clean after

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By *imonTMan
over a year ago

hayes

Thanks for creating this thread.... Bizarrely I'm finding it a serious turn on and it's definitely made my Saturday morning. As to wanking.... Where were your profile pics when I was younger? They would totally have done it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for creating this thread.... Bizarrely I'm finding it a serious turn on and it's definitely made my Saturday morning. As to wanking.... Where were your profile pics when I was younger? They would totally have done it!"

Ha ha thanks

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By *alldarksurreyMan
over a year ago

surrey


"Cucumber and then served it to my brother in law

xx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cucumber and then served it to my brother in law

xx

"

How did I miss this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Riding in a cross country competition when I was 18. Wasn't intentional though. Too much rubbage on the saddle. I was slightly mortified!

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By *jr41Couple
over a year ago

Wiltshire


"Many years ago a frozen sausage

Dont know why but that sent me into fits of giggles lolol"

It did me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Riding in a cross country competition when I was 18. Wasn't intentional though. Too much rubbage on the saddle. I was slightly mortified! "

Did people notice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Riding in a cross country competition when I was 18. Wasn't intentional though. Too much rubbage on the saddle. I was slightly mortified!

Did people notice?"

Luckily no.

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By *shaka_tMan
over a year ago

Notts

Duvet cover

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

A honeydew melon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya’ll need Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bus."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread and many inventive ideas. My submission is

Two slices of bread (in my 20s)

Or

Between the mattress and bed base (in my teens)

Or

The exhaust of my motorcycle (reasonably recent )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A PM has reminded me about the vacuum cleaner.

I actually made an attachment with holes drilled in at at various points so I could regulate the suction over my dick.

A bit like playing a messy tune on a flute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?"
oscillating sander

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?oscillating sander "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?oscillating sander

Lol "
it ruined me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?oscillating sander

Lol it ruined me "

I am sure it would have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vaccum cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?oscillating sander

Lol it ruined me

I am sure it would have "
just so you know the sandpaper wasnt attached

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?oscillating sander

Lol it ruined me

I am sure it would have just so you know the sandpaper wasnt attached "

You should have tried with a 3mm thick..Next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?oscillating sander

Lol it ruined me

I am sure it would have just so you know the sandpaper wasnt attached

You should have tried with a 3mm thick..Next time. "
ouch no i like it to still be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago I had a metal bed with knobs on the end......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?oscillating sander

Lol it ruined me

I am sure it would have just so you know the sandpaper wasnt attached "

By the way I love your profile. It is hilarious. You have a great SOH.

Said that, I am not going to change my sexuality in any way shape or form. Lol. Straight means straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?oscillating sander

Lol it ruined me

I am sure it would have just so you know the sandpaper wasnt attached

By the way I love your profile. It is hilarious. You have a great SOH.

Said that, I am not going to change my sexuality in any way shape or form. Lol. Straight means straight.

"
lol hey exactly be the person you are dont let anyone change you and thanks i try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Years ago I had a metal bed with knobs on the end......"

Glad to know.

I will let my mate whistle and flute to comment on that. He will come up with something funnier that I could ever imagine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?oscillating sander

Lol it ruined me

I am sure it would have just so you know the sandpaper wasnt attached

By the way I love your profile. It is hilarious. You have a great SOH.

Said that, I am not going to change my sexuality in any way shape or form. Lol. Straight means straight.

lol hey exactly be the person you are dont let anyone change you and thanks i try "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?"

A damp flannel inside a pint glass

(Didn’t all teenage boys try this back in the day!!?? )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Years ago I had a metal bed with knobs on the end......

Glad to know.

I will let my mate whistle and flute to comment on that. He will come up with something funnier that I could ever imagine. "
i saw a vid once of a woman sliding down the wooden ornate bed post i mean it was 4"x4" with a rounded top omg couldn't believe how far she could get it in lol

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

A potato masher (in my much younger days)

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electric toothbrush

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ya’ll need Jesus "

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?"
my bike i didnt want to go but my bike got me there............ we are talking about work..... yes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?my bike i didnt want to go but my bike got me there............ we are talking about work..... yes? "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?my bike i didnt want to go but my bike got me there............ we are talking about work..... yes?

Of course "
knew it

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

and who has had a posh wank ???? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?"

In my twenties I once tried an orbital sander.. They vibrate an awful lot..

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey

Leaning against an old fashioned petrol lawnmower

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?my bike i didnt want to go but my bike got me there............ we are talking about work..... yes?

Of course knew it "

I know. You are are very bright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?my bike i didnt want to go but my bike got me there............ we are talking about work..... yes?

Of course knew it

I know. You are are very bright "
i eat a lot of carrots

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?my bike i didnt want to go but my bike got me there............ we are talking about work..... yes?

Of course knew it

I know. You are are very bright i eat a lot of carrots "

May try that myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?my bike i didnt want to go but my bike got me there............ we are talking about work..... yes?

Of course knew it

I know. You are are very bright i eat a lot of carrots

May try that myself. "
it does help in dark rooms

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

im sure back in the day women would get themselves off with the old fashioned twin tub washing machines !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?my bike i didnt want to go but my bike got me there............ we are talking about work..... yes?

Of course knew it

I know. You are are very bright i eat a lot of carrots

May try that myself. it does help in dark rooms "

Thanks for the useful information.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im sure back in the day women would get themselves off with the old fashioned twin tub washing machines !!!"

Probably true

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?"

Would it be strange to say, your pics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?

Would it be strange to say, your pics. "

Yah it would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?my bike i didnt want to go but my bike got me there............ we are talking about work..... yes?

Of course knew it

I know. You are are very bright i eat a lot of carrots

May try that myself. it does help in dark rooms

Thanks for the useful information."
do you go to clubs and i dont mean book clubs

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?

Would it be strange to say, your pics.

Yah it would "

Better not say that then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?my bike i didnt want to go but my bike got me there............ we are talking about work..... yes?

Of course knew it

I know. You are are very bright i eat a lot of carrots

May try that myself. it does help in dark rooms

Thanks for the useful information.do you go to clubs and i dont mean book clubs "

I wouldn't be seen dead in book club. I go to knitting club instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the strangest thing you've ever used to get yourself off?

Would it be strange to say, your pics.

Yah it would

Better not say that then. "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Leaning against an old fashioned petrol lawnmower "

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over a year ago

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By *urhamgurlWoman
over a year ago

Durham

When I was younger pressing down on my bike seat as I was riding around

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was younger pressing down on my bike seat as I was riding around"

Must have been an interesting ride

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By *urhamgurlWoman
over a year ago

Durham


"When I was younger pressing down on my bike seat as I was riding around

Must have been an interesting ride "

Haha yes I loved my bike. I do something similar now at work. I take my shoe off and curl my leg underneath so I’m sitting and pressing against my heel. No one has any idea I’m basically masturbating while working

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I was younger pressing down on my bike seat as I was riding around

Must have been an interesting ride

Haha yes I loved my bike. I do something similar now at work. I take my shoe off and curl my leg underneath so I’m sitting and pressing against my heel. No one has any idea I’m basically masturbating while working "

Sounds hot

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By *ent4HotwifeMan
over a year ago

North Cotswolds

Imperial leather shower gel is the perfect consistency for a slippy and foamy wank, gets me off so quick in the shower. Try it!

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