FabSwingers.com forum: Thursday is rant day

By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

You all know what to do.

My rant is that the original op is slipping on thar thread duties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant is I have nothing to rant about. It makes my blood boil.

Grrrrrrr!

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"My rant is I have nothing to rant about. It makes my blood boil.

Grrrrrrr!"

The day has just begun give it time.

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

Job hunting: Too many things to rant about. Been literally whoring myself over LinkedIn. Been chasing down job leada with no responses. Utterly fucked off. Universal Credit are shit coz they validate my ID and cant book an appointment till thats been done. Doesnt matter as i have a bit of temp work over the weekend but means I'll have to make another fresh claim. Apprently there is absolutely no office temp anywhere in London, absolutely none. My bank account is almost empty and I have bill I have to pay on the 1st December. Its getting harder and harder to stay positive.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Job hunting: Too many things to rant about. Been literally whoring myself over LinkedIn. Been chasing down job leada with no responses. Utterly fucked off. Universal Credit are shit coz they validate my ID and cant book an appointment till thats been done. Doesnt matter as i have a bit of temp work over the weekend but means I'll have to make another fresh claim. Apprently there is absolutely no office temp anywhere in London, absolutely none. My bank account is almost empty and I have bill I have to pay on the 1st December. Its getting harder and harder to stay positive. "

That sucks, Fury. Sending positive vibes and a man hug (for all the good they'll do, I'm sure)

But fingers and toes crossed that something turns up for you soon

And is LinkedIn really worth the effort? It always strikes me as just Facebook for people in business suits

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

My rant is about other people interfering in things that they have no right interfering in, drives me up the wall grrr

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"My rant is about other people interfering in things that they have no right interfering in, drives me up the wall grrr"

Let me help, I really want to help, tell me what the problem is so I can help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't handle what I've got today.....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"You can't handle what I've got today.....

Try us!!

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

Fucking LCMS not working.

I'm about to weep hot, salty tears of frustration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't handle what I've got today.....

Try us!!"

Yeah, but you want me to still be able to use the forums, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are sorry to announce that the (every train to everywhere) is delayed. Northern rail apologizes for this delay to your journey.

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By *thletic gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Funky

My rant is that I’ve been on this site over a decade and today I am no longer able to cam in chat on my iPad due to the puffin browser no longer in use. Gutted

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By *icknHMan
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

My rant is I feel about 30 but I’m not fuckin young anymore ! ??

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"You can't handle what I've got today.....

Try us!!

Yeah, but you want me to still be able to use the forums, right?

You see through my ploy .. damn

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I don't fucking know where to fucking start, really I fucking don't.

Just fucking approve that I've got fucking rants for fucks sake or I might fucking explode....

Oh yes, and my swear box is full.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Spent 3 evenings clearing all furniture out of a room, pulling old flooring up. Conservatory now full and unusable, kitchen just a path to kettle and toaster.

"Hello can you tell me what time your fitter will be here with my carpet?"

"Erm no sorry we dont have access to his diary and you cant call him direct. He will ring when hes in the area."

Arrrrrggghhhh

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I don't fucking know where to fucking start, really I fucking don't.

Just fucking approve that I've got fucking rants for fucks sake or I might fucking explode....

Oh yes, and my swear box is full.

oh go on .. let go .. some people here live for your epic rants!!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I don't fucking know where to fucking start, really I fucking don't.

Just fucking approve that I've got fucking rants for fucks sake or I might fucking explode....

Oh yes, and my swear box is full.

oh go on .. let go .. some people here live for your epic rants!!"

Pick a topic.

Brexit.

The election.

Politics generally.

Andrew.

Mortgage lenders.

Work.

Train timetables.

Walking imbeciles.

The list is endless.......

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I don't fucking know where to fucking start, really I fucking don't.

Just fucking approve that I've got fucking rants for fucks sake or I might fucking explode....

Oh yes, and my swear box is full.

oh go on .. let go .. some people here live for your epic rants!!

Pick a topic.

Brexit.

The election.

Politics generally.

Andrew.

Mortgage lenders.

Work.

Train timetables.

Walking imbeciles.

The list is endless.......

I'll take Mortgage Lenders for 100 please … follows on from your previous rants I believe ...

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I don't fucking know where to fucking start, really I fucking don't.

Just fucking approve that I've got fucking rants for fucks sake or I might fucking explode....

Oh yes, and my swear box is full.

oh go on .. let go .. some people here live for your epic rants!!

Pick a topic.

Brexit.

The election.

Politics generally.

Andrew.

Mortgage lenders.

Work.

Train timetables.

Walking imbeciles.

The list is endless.......

I'll take Mortgage Lenders for 100 please … follows on from your previous rants I believe ..."

Stop me if you've heard this bit before.....

The apartment I'm buying and have been trying to buy since the beginning of May, is at the very top, 12th and 13th floors to be precise.

Ever since Grenfell lenders have been understandably twitchy after Grenfell.

Anything over 18 metres tall is subject to close scrutiny, so more pain for me.

Now, the problem with Grenfell was in part due to the cladding.

My block isn't clad.

Despite this, the lender has requested a Fire Safety Certificate.

They asked my broker, who asked my solicitor who asked the vendors solicitor who asked the vendor who asked the management company, who took 4 weeks to send it back, where it went all the way back up the chain.

To my mortgage lender.

Who said it wasn't much good to them as they don't have anyone with technical competence to understand it.

Er, why the fuck did you ask for it then??????

Oh no, we only need a letter answering these 5 questions....

Er, why didn't you just ask them 6 fucking weeks ago!!!!!!!

Apparently no one knows the answers to the questions as the information isn't yet available.

They've anticipated 16 weeks to get it, maybe more.

Fucking all chance of being in my new place this side of Christmas.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

They've anticipated 16 weeks to get it, maybe more.

Fucking all chance of being in my new place this side of Christmas.

I can relate .. with our saga .. although looking like we will be in in 3 weeks

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My rant today

People rearranging long standing appointments, a meeting that has been arranged for almost 11mths

Annual review planned for next Friday afternoon.

Main topic will be my sons transition from his residential school, to attending college in Sept.

They now want it at 10.30 on Monday as his social support worker is only free that day!

This would the SSW, we've had practically contact with for at least 6mths, hasn't attended any previous meetings, but is insisting she needs to attend this!

I can't see what input she will even bring to the meeting.

But it means cancelling my weekend plans as I was supposed to be away this weekend, returning home Monday night

Aaaaaargh!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

They've anticipated 16 weeks to get it, maybe more.

Fucking all chance of being in my new place this side of Christmas.

I can relate .. with our saga .. although looking like we will be in in 3 weeks"

I like turkey and all the trimmings.

*just sayin'

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

1 word:

Narcissists

That is all

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Still no carpet grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't we update our systems to match the latest electoral wards!? I'm having to go through all my data and change things. A ten minute job has taken all day so far. Aaaarrrrgggghhh.

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

That sucks, Fury. Sending positive vibes and a man hug (for all the good they'll do, I'm sure)

But fingers and toes crossed that something turns up for you soon

And is LinkedIn really worth the effort? It always strikes me as just Facebook for people in business suits"

LinkedIn is a lot of fake positivity and optimism, unlike yours. Its actually driving me nuts. Theres a lot of good advice as well though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certain irony to this thread OP

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Bump

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Certain irony to this thread OP

Sorry but I can't see it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drove 300 miles round trip for a half hour interview and used my last days holiday you better offer me the job you bastards

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By *ylvie 888Woman
over a year ago

Cleethorpes

I have nothing to rant about today. I am surprisingly chillaxed.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I don't fucking know where to fucking start, really I fucking don't.

Just fucking approve that I've got fucking rants for fucks sake or I might fucking explode....

Oh yes, and my swear box is full.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very tempted, but I'm finding it hard to articulate my.. irritation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking wankers in hipperholme get a fucking clue im trying to save you money you stuck up cock jugglers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very tempted, but I'm finding it hard to articulate my.. irritation. "

Ugh same

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Fucking cyclists on the fucking pavement in the fucking dark. Nearly mown down twice by these cockwombles. No lights, no bell. Nowt!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate my job so much that I can't keep my mouth shut anymore when I'm there!

I'm surrounded by cunts.

I am job hunting but nothing is inspiring me - I just want to get a megaphone and stand in the foyer and call everyone a bunch of cunts.

But I'm like a badly paid prostitute!

I need the money and I'm destroying my soul for money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Certain irony to this thread OP

Sorry but I can't see it ?

You started by ranting at the usual posters not doing it and then buggered off for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am rantless today

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Fucking cyclists on the fucking pavement in the fucking dark. Nearly mown down twice by these cockwombles. No lights, no bell. Nowt!! "

The bell end is pushing the pedals round

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

Lecturers are going on strike next week for a week and a half and I’ll be missing 5 lectures. Not to mention, the university will be quids in, since they won’t be paying them their wages, even though I’m still paying for their tuition fee. Apparently, it’s not the university’s fault they’re out on strike.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant is finishing a 34 hour shift and coming home to a husband being a tool about a bloody Christmas present list!! Gggrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate being on people's hotlist. The second I come on fab I get messaged by them while I've still got my profile hidden. It freaks me out! It's like big brother!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Late contender........

Cockwombles who hold the title of "Traffic Manager".

I join the M3 and junction 5 heading south to junction 6.

Fine.

I live 4 minutes from junction 6, I can almost see my fucking house from junction 6.

Alas when I get there the aforementioned Cockwomble "Traffic Manager" has closed junction 6 meaning i have a 20 minute round trip all the way to junction 7, come off the motorway, go around the roundabout and back down onto the M3, now northbound all the way back up to junction 6.

You utter fucking cockwomble cunt.

Why not put a sign at junction 5 saying 6 is closed?

Then I could go straight across and down the A30.

No diversion.

No extra 20 minutes.

No frustration.

Cunts.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Late contender........

Cockwombles who hold the title of "Traffic Manager".

I join the M3 and junction 5 heading south to junction 6.

Fine.

I live 4 minutes from junction 6, I can almost see my fucking house from junction 6.

You utter fucking cockwomble cunt.

Why not put a sign at junction 5 saying 6 is closed?

Then I could go straight across and down the A30.

No diversion.

No extra 20 minutes.

No frustration.

Cunts. "

Come and rest your head Stingly. I’ll look after you

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

kids have completely destroyed my doors. The marker all over my wall. I still havent started painting yet. ive got a mount everest of washing in my kitchen. My room looks like someone threw a grenade in there. Im starving and want doritos or possible the christmas box of after eights. my 3 year old used my MAC lipstick to draw on the walls and destroyed a40euro eyeshadow palette and got at a bottle of nail polish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Late contender........

Cockwombles who hold the title of "Traffic Manager".

I join the M3 and junction 5 heading south to junction 6.

Fine.

I live 4 minutes from junction 6, I can almost see my fucking house from junction 6.

You utter fucking cockwomble cunt.

Why not put a sign at junction 5 saying 6 is closed?

Then I could go straight across and down the A30.

No diversion.

No extra 20 minutes.

No frustration.

Cunts. "

20 minutes? Poor lamb

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"kids have completely destroyed my doors. The marker all over my wall. I still havent started painting yet. ive got a mount everest of washing in my kitchen. My room looks like someone threw a grenade in there. Im starving and want doritos or possible the christmas box of after eights. my 3 year old used my MAC lipstick to draw on the walls and destroyed a40euro eyeshadow palette and got at a bottle of nail polish."

Use a tennis ball to rub on the market, sometimes it can act as an eraser. Nice simple fix.....and not costly.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Late contender........

Cockwombles who hold the title of "Traffic Manager".

I join the M3 and junction 5 heading south to junction 6.

Fine.

I live 4 minutes from junction 6, I can almost see my fucking house from junction 6.

You utter fucking cockwomble cunt.

Why not put a sign at junction 5 saying 6 is closed?

Then I could go straight across and down the A30.

No diversion.

No extra 20 minutes.

No frustration.

Cunts.

Come and rest your head Stingly. I’ll look after you

Thank you Babs.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Late contender........

Cockwombles who hold the title of "Traffic Manager".

I join the M3 and junction 5 heading south to junction 6.

Fine.

I live 4 minutes from junction 6, I can almost see my fucking house from junction 6.

You utter fucking cockwomble cunt.

Why not put a sign at junction 5 saying 6 is closed?

Then I could go straight across and down the A30.

No diversion.

No extra 20 minutes.

No frustration.

Cunts. "

Or you could just use junction 5 as it appears to be the same time according to your rant.

RANT DENIED.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Late contender........

Cockwombles who hold the title of "Traffic Manager".

I join the M3 and junction 5 heading south to junction 6.

Fine.

I live 4 minutes from junction 6, I can almost see my fucking house from junction 6.

You utter fucking cockwomble cunt.

Why not put a sign at junction 5 saying 6 is closed?

Then I could go straight across and down the A30.

No diversion.

No extra 20 minutes.

No frustration.

Cunts.

Or you could just use junction 5 as it appears to be the same time according to your rant.

RANT DENIED.

If there was a sign at junction 5 saying junction 6 was closed I bloody want.....

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

Just...work...

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