FabSwingers.com forum: LADIES THIS IS A **MUST READ**

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am obviously concerned for everyone's safety, even that of randomers. To that end I would like to warn that there is a proper funny bloke called "Marks myth" and his banter and shit chat can really hurt a females heart, body and mind.

Feel free to say hello to this bog standard bloke, with a love for all sports and fitness and a girthy baby maker.

Much love,

Mark x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww, bless his heart Scarlet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please, bless this heart x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ROFL girthy baby maker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me laugh for sure!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Am I wrong...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Well played sir, well played.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Fair play made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well played sir, well played."

Did your knickers drop to the floor?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Well played sir, well played.

Did your knickers drop to the floor?

Not quite. Maybe to my knees. Good start though! 7/10

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By *aughtyTwoCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Popping a private photo in your inbox xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That was my intention... I think

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Concerned why?

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By *aughtyTwoCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"That was my intention... I think "

I know....xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well played sir, well played.

Did your knickers drop to the floor?

Not quite. Maybe to my knees. Good start though! 7/10"

Good going to the OP!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Why thank you m'dear. Quite a catch I know lol x"

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By *aughtyTwoCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Why thank you m'dear. Quite a catch I know lol x"

So now you have us what would you like from us xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well played sir, well played.

Did your knickers drop to the floor?

Not quite. Maybe to my knees. Good start though! 7/10"

Ill take that any day of the week, and twice on a sunday xx

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Crikey, my fanny's wetter than a nun doing squats in a cucumber patch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why thank you m'dear. Quite a catch I know lol x

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Thankyou darling, I'm new to this I do apologise xx

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By *parksAbiWoman
over a year ago

Anywhere I like

"Girthy baby maker" quote of the day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crikey, my fanny's wetter than a nun doing squats in a cucumber patch

Fair one! Or Prince Andrew at at kids party

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Why thank you m'dear. Quite a catch I know lol x

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Thankyou darling, I'm new to this I do apologise xx"

Don't apologise I was helping you x

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Crikey, my fanny's wetter than a nun doing squats in a cucumber patch

Fair one! Or Prince Andrew at at kids party"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Girthy baby maker" quote of the day!

Full of shit me darling, and semen, my own... Honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Richmond sausage.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you win the forum today, OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smooth !

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Well played sir, well played.

Did your knickers drop to the floor?

Not quite. Maybe to my knees. Good start though! 7/10

Ill take that any day of the week, and twice on a sunday xx"

You've cracked it OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crikey, my fanny's wetter than a nun doing squats in a cucumber patch

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

""Girthy baby maker" quote of the day!

Full of shit me darling, and semen, my own... Honest"

Haven't borrowed some then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why thank you m'dear. Quite a catch I know lol x

So now you have us what would you like from us xxx"

Sorry I'm flooded with 75 million messages, now that roumor has it I'm the up and coming Peter Kay!

I'm all seriousness I'm not down your neck of the woods so realistically nothing physical, but flirting is always healthy.

I do have an important question though, private message me

Much love x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Girthy baby maker" quote of the day!

Full of shit me darling, and semen, my own... Honest

Haven't borrowed some then?

My uncle hasn't visited today, so I believe not

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Much love x

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

"Crikey, my fanny's wetter than a nun doing squats in a cucumber patch

Fair one! Or Prince Andrew at at kids party"
wow

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

""Girthy baby maker" quote of the day!

Full of shit me darling, and semen, my own... Honest

Haven't borrowed some then?

My uncle hasn't visited today, so I believe not

Your own will have to do for now I guess.

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By *parksAbiWoman
over a year ago

Anywhere I like

""Girthy baby maker" quote of the day!

Full of shit me darling, and semen, my own... Honest

Haven't borrowed some then?

My uncle hasn't visited today, so I believe not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Girthy baby maker" quote of the day!

Full of shit me darling, and semen, my own... Honest

Haven't borrowed some then?

My uncle hasn't visited today, so I believe not

Your own will have to do for now I guess."

Can't wait for him to come this weekend.... Literally

P. S I'm not a nonce, not a pervert, just to clarify x

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By *parksAbiWoman
over a year ago

Anywhere I like

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By *parksAbiWoman
over a year ago

Anywhere I like

""Girthy baby maker" quote of the day!

Full of shit me darling, and semen, my own... Honest

Haven't borrowed some then?

My uncle hasn't visited today, so I believe not

Your own will have to do for now I guess.

Can't wait for him to come this weekend.... Literally

P. S I'm not a nonce, not a pervert, just to clarify x"

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

Just South of Ipswich

Have you ever seen felines playing with their prey before putting it out of its misery?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

""Girthy baby maker" quote of the day!

Full of shit me darling, and semen, my own... Honest

Haven't borrowed some then?

My uncle hasn't visited today, so I believe not

Your own will have to do for now I guess.

Can't wait for him to come this weekend.... Literally

P. S I'm not a nonce, not a pervert, just to clarify x"

Not a pervert? How disappointing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Girthy baby maker" quote of the day!

Full of shit me darling, and semen, my own... Honest

Haven't borrowed some then?

My uncle hasn't visited today, so I believe not

Your own will have to do for now I guess.

Can't wait for him to come this weekend.... Literally

P. S I'm not a nonce, not a pervert, just to clarify x

Not a pervert? How disappointing."

Not on a school night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you ever seen felines playing with their prey before putting it out of its misery? "

yes? I don't really know how to answer that

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

""Girthy baby maker" quote of the day!

Full of shit me darling, and semen, my own... Honest

Haven't borrowed some then?

My uncle hasn't visited today, so I believe not

Your own will have to do for now I guess.

Can't wait for him to come this weekend.... Literally

P. S I'm not a nonce, not a pervert, just to clarify x

Not a pervert? How disappointing.

Not on a school night "

I'll try again at the weekend then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Girthy baby maker" quote of the day!

Full of shit me darling, and semen, my own... Honest

Haven't borrowed some then?

My uncle hasn't visited today, so I believe not

Your own will have to do for now I guess.

Can't wait for him to come this weekend.... Literally

P. S I'm not a nonce, not a pervert, just to clarify x

Not a pervert? How disappointing.

Not on a school night

I'll try again at the weekend then."

Just don't bring your long purple friend of yours. "Sure" it's a nice colour but I can't... I'm driving

(strap on bants)

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

""Girthy baby maker" quote of the day!

Full of shit me darling, and semen, my own... Honest

Haven't borrowed some then?

My uncle hasn't visited today, so I believe not

Your own will have to do for now I guess.

Can't wait for him to come this weekend.... Literally

P. S I'm not a nonce, not a pervert, just to clarify x

Not a pervert? How disappointing."

Indeed, fecking amateur

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

Just South of Ipswich

"Have you ever seen felines playing with their prey before putting it out of its misery?

yes? I don't really know how to answer that"

It's kinda Fab code

It means that every lady and couple on here prefer really smutty first messages. And don't forget to attach plenty of dick pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you ever seen felines playing with their prey before putting it out of its misery?

yes? I don't really know how to answer that

It's kinda Fab code

It means that every lady and couple on here prefer really smutty first messages. And don't forget to attach plenty of dick pics

What a show stopper that tur Ed out to be

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

""Girthy baby maker" quote of the day!

Full of shit me darling, and semen, my own... Honest

Haven't borrowed some then?

My uncle hasn't visited today, so I believe not

Your own will have to do for now I guess.

Can't wait for him to come this weekend.... Literally

P. S I'm not a nonce, not a pervert, just to clarify x

Not a pervert? How disappointing.

Not on a school night

I'll try again at the weekend then.

Just don't bring your long purple friend of yours. "Sure" it's a nice colour but I can't... I'm driving

(strap on bants) "

Wuss

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