FabSwingers.com forum: Pizza your face.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Body pics...seen them all. Hold stomach in, tense bum, carry 2 rolls of carpet under the arms. All the old tricks to enhance what you're blessed with.

But assuming you have one, what are you doing in your face pic? Pouting? Trying to look all hard with your chin out? Turning at an angle for the perfect look?

What's the story behind your face pic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just smile.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Looking mildly bemused

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Gurning like a pro

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Usually I'm just really proud of my make up so I'm trying to photograph it for my friends.

Most of my face pics on here also include at least most of my body though. They're not really face selfies.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Natural smile for the most part

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

Just not to look like a prat, in which I fail

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Smirking or scrunching my face up.. I’m not really a smiler..

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Red face tensing, like this

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

" ...what are you doing in your face pic? Pouting? Trying to look all hard with your chin out? Turning at an angle for the perfect look?

What's the story behind your face pic? "

...I feel personally attacked

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Red face tensing, like this

Like you’re pooing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Natural smile for the most part

Yeah but you’re Californian, smiling comes naturally to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" ...what are you doing in your face pic? Pouting? Trying to look all hard with your chin out? Turning at an angle for the perfect look?

What's the story behind your face pic?

...I feel personally attacked

I love your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try to smile

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Red face tensing, like this

Like you’re pooing?

Absolutely like that. There's a fine line between tensing and doing an accidental poo though

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Red face tensing, like this

Like you’re pooing?

Absolutely like that. There's a fine line between tensing and doing an accidental poo though

What are you tensing?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to smile, or look like I haven’t got a serious case of resting bitch face. X

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Red face tensing, like this

Like you’re pooing?

Absolutely like that. There's a fine line between tensing and doing an accidental poo though

What are you tensing?!?!

Have you seen my current avatar

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

" ...what are you doing in your face pic? Pouting? Trying to look all hard with your chin out? Turning at an angle for the perfect look?

What's the story behind your face pic?

...I feel personally attacked

I love your pics

Edit: I feel better. Back atcha

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Red face tensing, like this

Like you’re pooing?

Absolutely like that. There's a fine line between tensing and doing an accidental poo though

What are you tensing?!?!

Have you seen my current avatar

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

Ahhhh you is showing off your booty... I get it.. thought that was a pout..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" ...what are you doing in your face pic? Pouting? Trying to look all hard with your chin out? Turning at an angle for the perfect look?

What's the story behind your face pic?

...I feel personally attacked

I love your pics

Edit: I feel better. Back atcha

The text is really cool too. You're pretty much me if I was male, fifteen years younger and could play guitar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying to smile, or look like I haven’t got a serious case of resting bitch face. X "

Same! I think I failed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a smile and the natural me.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I gave up taking selfies a long time ago

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I couldn't have taken it, I was in a pizza place in Woking

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Smiling, although sometimes it's more of a smirk

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Trying not to look like a brainless prick!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I honestly point the camera and hope for the best.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

Trying not to smile. I have a dimple and it makes me look cute. Not the cold hearted bitch persona i’m trying to pull off on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying not to smile. I have a dimple and it makes me look cute. Not the cold hearted bitch persona i’m trying to pull off on here

Oddly enough i try to look cute rather than the kind of woman who doesn't get called Madam unless it's followed by "I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention Pizza?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put the camera on a table, put the timer on, press the button...place myself in front of the lens and wait for the shutter to do it's job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sarcastic smile or just looking dreamy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put the camera on a table, put the timer on, press the button...place myself in front of the lens and wait for the shutter to do it's job"

Anyone who saw your pics wont believe this shit.

But rub it in making it look so effortless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blowing a kiss and winking in this one.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just trying not to look like a serial killer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking grumpy because I hate taking selfies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put the camera on a table, put the timer on, press the button...place myself in front of the lens and wait for the shutter to do it's job

Anyone who saw your pics wont believe this shit.

But rub it in making it look so effortless "

Forgot to add that I am a pathological liar

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Considering I took it( saved to profile 1) from within my locker as I dropped the scrubs, a quick smile as not to get caught,

That's it,

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I look uncomfortable

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Mean and moody, I don't like my smiley face much.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Puzzled look as I figure out if I have got the right mode on the camera or not

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Just trying not to look like a serial killer. "

Epic fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just trying not to look like a serial killer.

Epic fail

You should see my other attempts.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Just trying not to look like a serial killer.

Epic fail

You should see my other attempts.

That's why I've given up taking them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually pulling a wierd look hahha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No point trying to get the perfect picture of my face, it has far too many flaws and scars due my acute cystic acne when i was younger, i was just trying to stop the reflection from my phone screen in my glasses so you can see my tired eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smouldering like Mr D'arcy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stick my camera on the ceiling, keep my face pointed to the ground and I make sure I don't move a muscle for 20 minutes while my camera takes a photo every second. I then use every filter I can to make myself look attractive. I take out my teeth and replace them with perfectly straight ones and stick some glasses on using Specsavers online try on virtual glasses. I'll then turn the beauty level up to 2000 and finally click the drop 50lbs button and ta da, that's how it's done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wear a wig, concealer and foundation and then use one of those snappy chat filters that adds butterflies and shit to your photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying not to look fat. Unfortunately though that makes me look like I have wind.......

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