FabSwingers.com forum: How do you eat yours?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No, no creme eggs...

But Crumpets... Or do you call them piklets? @

Do you eat them raw, toast them, but still soft or do you enjoy a cripsy crumpet?

Personally i like them near on burnt, proper crispy, with lashings of salted butter.

Any crazy topping combinations you fellow crumpet eating fabbers enjoy?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I used to work in a factory punching all the little holes in crumpets

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I like them well done but not burnt. A large helping of salted butter and sometimes a dollop of jam. I know what I'm having for breakfast now!

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

Toasted to a golden brown colour with either marmite or strawberry jam for me please

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I sometimes use them instead of muffins for eggs benedict

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Crispy lashings of butter

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

You’ve given me an idea for lunch.

Crumpets toasted and covered with cheese & beans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dislike. But convince me

. Following recipes.

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By *eanut42Man
over a year ago

Horsham

Toasted to a golden brown with a crispy top and enough butter to dribble all the way through.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Crunchy and buttery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slightly toasted with some cheese on top so melts in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toasted and covered in peanut butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well toasted with a good covering of syrup

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"No, no creme eggs...

But Crumpets... Or do you call them piklets? @

Do you eat them raw, toast them, but still soft or do you enjoy a cripsy crumpet?

Personally i like them near on burnt, proper crispy, with lashings of salted butter.

Any crazy topping combinations you fellow crumpet eating fabbers enjoy?

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Piklets, that’s what we called them when we were kids! Well cooked, crispy with butter

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

M&S 5 grain sourdough crumpets, toasted crispy, lime marmalade and smushed blueberries.

Warbies crumpets, toasted but still soft, shiphams beef paste on top.

Asda smartprice crumpets, toasted but still soft, baked beans and smattering of grated cheddar on top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just butter, and I mean proper butter or Clover.

I know someone who likes peanut butter on theirs crazy fool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also like the Christmas tree shaped ones. Any shape of crumpet actually

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I don't

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I tost them.

Add lots of butter.

Then add a topping.

Has anyone tried melting cheese on crumpets.

It's really good

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Just butter, and I mean proper butter or Clover.

I know someone who likes peanut butter on theirs crazy fool"

Peanut butter and banana is lush, but only works on thick fluffy white crumpets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toasted but not crunchy with lots of butter

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Pikelets are thin crumpets. Different things.

I prefer pikelets, not as stodgy. But loads of salty butter

Lex

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By *verage JosephMan
over a year ago

Grays & London

"I like them well done but not burnt. A large helping of salted butter and sometimes a dollop of jam. I know what I'm having for breakfast now!"

This!!!

Crunchy on the outside soft & fluffy inside

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By *verage JosephMan
over a year ago

Grays & London

"Just butter, and I mean proper butter or Clover.

I know someone who likes peanut butter on theirs crazy fool"

Agreed... peanut butter goes on toast!! Only real butter & jam can go on a crumpet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, no creme eggs...

But Crumpets... Or do you call them piklets? @

Do you eat them raw, toast them, but still soft or do you enjoy a cripsy crumpet?

Personally i like them near on burnt, proper crispy, with lashings of salted butter.

Any crazy topping combinations you fellow crumpet eating fabbers enjoy?

Crispy crumpets with mature cheddar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cant beat a tasty little crumpet..

Great ideas guys.. None that are overly unusual though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s a crumpet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of butter, lots of marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just warmed with lashings of butter and primula cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this was going to be about cunninglingus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m with you OP I like them almost burnt , lots of lurpak and sometimes marmite x

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By *erfectlyPervertedCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

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By *erfectlyPervertedCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Crispy top and bottom not burnt.

Salted butter.

Possibly jam.

Anything else is heresy.

Marmite is, truly, the Devil's work.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Welsh Lass

Incincerated usually, because they get stuck in the toaster

And once i’ve added butter i have to be within a 5 minute powerwalk of a toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To see how I like my crumpets please google Danny dyer crumpets and watch the video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, no creme eggs...

But Crumpets... Or do you call them piklets? @

Do you eat them raw, toast them, but still soft or do you enjoy a cripsy crumpet?

Personally i like them near on burnt, proper crispy, with lashings of salted butter.

Any crazy topping combinations you fellow crumpet eating fabbers enjoy?

Who in the world eats crumpets raw???? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, no creme eggs...

But Crumpets... Or do you call them piklets? @

Do you eat them raw, toast them, but still soft or do you enjoy a cripsy crumpet?

Personally i like them near on burnt, proper crispy, with lashings of salted butter.

Any crazy topping combinations you fellow crumpet eating fabbers enjoy?

Who in the world eats crumpets raw???? Lol"

This!!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Always called the piklets growing up

I assumed it was a regional thing as once I moved south, only ever heard them refered to as crumpets.

As for how I like them.

Well done, crispy on the outside, but still fluffy in the middle, with a great big lump of proper butter melting into them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toasted crispy and marmite. Awesome with cheesy scrambled eggs.

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

Well toasted, cheese melted on top, then slither of marmite on top mmmmmm orgasmic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just with butter.

Occasionally Marmite and a poached egg on top too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toasted until proper crusty and then add either strawberry jam or marmalade

Drippingly tasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont eat them

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By *oved Up 2Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

Like you my crumpets need to be verging on burnt, nice and crispy and oozing with butter

Mrs x

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

"I dont eat them"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont eat them

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what we cant all like the same things

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Honey and Butter..

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Just with butter.

Occasionally Marmite and a poached egg on top too."

Ooh, poached egg with the yolk still runny... phwoar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toasted with loads of butter and marmite

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I prefer a dam good cheese muffin, cut in half, toasted, real butter, slice of ham, and the crowning glory a runny poached egg on top so when you cut it the yolk combines with the ham, butter and cheesy muffin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No, no creme eggs...

But Crumpets... Or do you call them piklets? @

Do you eat them raw, toast them, but still soft or do you enjoy a cripsy crumpet?

Personally i like them near on burnt, proper crispy, with lashings of salted butter.

Any crazy topping combinations you fellow crumpet eating fabbers enjoy?

Who in the world eats crumpets raw???? Lol"

A lady i work with, she eats them raw... Which i found rather odd... She thought i was odd for toasting them...

Goes to show, we are all different and what one person likes, is not necessarily what the next does.

Give me a slice of toast any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raw

I eat crumpets extremly regularly with naturli .. And occasionally vego / biscoff spread

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"No, no creme eggs...

But Crumpets... Or do you call them piklets? @

Do you eat them raw, toast them, but still soft or do you enjoy a cripsy crumpet?

Personally i like them near on burnt, proper crispy, with lashings of salted butter.

Any crazy topping combinations you fellow crumpet eating fabbers enjoy?

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what's a Crumpet???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what's a Crumpet??? "

Heathen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what's a Crumpet???

Heathen

It's a little bit of heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toasted with butter and Marmite sometimes with cheese melted on too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont eat them

Me neither, yuk ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have trypophobia so just the sight of them make me gag and my skin crawl

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

Crumpets. Lavished in butter with cheese melted on top or beans

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Toasted, a little crispy on the outside, fluffy on the inside, spread with olive oil spread

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Toasted with butter or marmite and cheese.

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By *lterego78Man
over a year ago

Here, There, Everywhere...

Well done, but not burnt, real butter and honey.

Also, I've seen someone eat crumpets with a knife and fork!

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Of all the things I've read about on this forum raw crumpets is in my top 5 deviant acts!

In fact it may be number 1!

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By *lterego78Man
over a year ago

Here, There, Everywhere...

"Of all the things I've read about on this forum raw crumpets is in my top 5 deviant acts!

In fact it may be number 1!"

Raw is a bit weird. But not as weird as eating them with a knife and fork

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Toast once let them cool slightly then toast again until golden and crispy then lashings of butter topped off with either Marmite or Heinz sandwich spread

TASTY

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By * Star FilthMan
over a year ago

staplehurst

Crispy and plenty of butter..left to melt right through tho

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By *elle_Oh_BelleWoman
over a year ago

London

Definitely crispy but with both salted butter and condensed milk on top! Yum!

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I like them crispy, the bottom almost burnt. Lots of salted butter that soaks through. Then a slice of local cheese on top that I usually pick off and enjoy with the butter it’s picked up from my crumpet.

For breakfast I want crumpets please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toasted with Nutella! Yum

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Toasted to a golden brown colour with either marmite or strawberry jam for me please "

This is the way I like it. But cheese on crumpets sounds like a nice idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toasted, but only lightly, with lashings of real butter. None of that “I can’t believe it’s not plastic” crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toasted with Nutella! Yum

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second that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toasted with a golden crisp. Lots of butter, marmite and peanut butter!!! Mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crispy lashings of butter

There’s no other way ????

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Of all the things I've read about on this forum raw crumpets is in my top 5 deviant acts!

In fact it may be number 1!

Raw is a bit weird. But not as weird as eating them with a knife and fork"

I think raw is weirder. What about raw with a knife and fork?

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"Toasted to a golden brown colour with either marmite or strawberry jam for me please "

My choice also.

Have happy memories as a child of sitting in front of an open fire toasting crumpets using one of the old fashioned toasting forks.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Grill the backside off it so it's nice and firm, flip itt over sand let the top begin to harden before smearing some butter over the top and allowing to bubble up and ooze across through the holes and across the surface for a minute or so.

Yum.

Eat with a cup of hot tea and try to avoid the excess dairy dribbling down your chin.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Pikelets are thinner, low-rise crumpets.

I like a crispy top, bottom not burnt with either butter and honey or melted cheese.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

And agree it’s a recipe for getting a grease stain on your t-shirt.

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

what's a Crumpet???

Heathen

It's a little bit of heaven

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is that the circle breakfast thingies, with pits in them, ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what's a Crumpet???

Heathen

It's a little bit of heaven

is that the circle breakfast thingies, with pits in them, ?"

Oh no, that is where you are quite mistaken... They are suitable for breakfast,11sies, snack, lunch, dinner, tea , afternoonsies, supper, pre gym snack, after gym snack, midnight feast, pre breakfast ... Think that covers it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toasted with thick butter and or Nutella

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I like my crumpets toasted golden brown then melt cheddar cheese on top.

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By *lue_dogMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Toasted within an inch of their life with lashings of butter, none of that marge nonsense, and strawberry jam

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Light toasting with melted butter when done.

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

Salted butter and marmite

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