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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let's get this thread to 175 before 10.30.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's flipping freezing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snowing here. Count your blessings.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Brass monkeys Lorna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Lorna

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Lorna"

Hello lovely lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold here at Heathrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snowing here. Count your blessings. "

Ohhh I like snow.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Brass monkeys Lorna

Ay??

Leave my metallic simian brethren out of this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brass monkeys Lorna

Ay??

Leave my metallic simian brethren out of this

I have my thick socks on.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Brass monkeys Lorna

Ay??

Leave my metallic simian brethren out of this

Whoops!!! Was that a monkey call?!?!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Brass monkeys Lorna

Ay??

Leave my metallic simian brethren out of this

I have my thick socks on. "

I have pug socks on today..

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Brass monkeys Lorna

Ay??

Leave my metallic simian brethren out of this

I have my thick socks on. "

I just went cross eyed and audibly whimpered *

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brass monkeys Lorna

It really is. But where does that saying come from?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I could tell some jokes....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brass monkeys Lorna

Ay??

Leave my metallic simian brethren out of this

I have my thick socks on.

I have pug socks on today.. "

I had Christmas socks on earlier.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could tell some jokes....

Oh go then.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Brass monkeys Lorna

Ay??

Leave my metallic simian brethren out of this

Whoops!!! Was that a monkey call?!?!

Monkey is always watching from his pink cloud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snowing here. Count your blessings.

Ohhh I like snow. "

This isnt the nice snow. This is fuck you, you arent going anywhere ever again snow lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snowing here. Count your blessings.

Ohhh I like snow.

This isnt the nice snow. This is fuck you, you arent going anywhere ever again snow lol.

Having an excuse not to leave the house works for me.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Brass monkeys Lorna

It really is. But where does that saying come from? "

It's believed to be naval to do with the storage of cannon balls and the differential expansion and contraction of different metals ... but there is some doubt on that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brass monkeys Lorna

It really is. But where does that saying come from?

It's believed to be naval to do with the storage of cannon balls and the differential expansion and contraction of different metals ... but there is some doubt on that"

Ohhh that's interesting.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Brass monkeys Lorna

Ay??

Leave my metallic simian brethren out of this

I have my thick socks on.

I have pug socks on today..

I had Christmas socks on earlier. "

Might dig mine out for work tomorrow

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Evening

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Evening lorna xx

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Brass monkeys Lorna

It really is. But where does that saying come from?

It's believed to be naval to do with the storage of cannon balls and the differential expansion and contraction of different metals ... but there is some doubt on that

Ohhh that's interesting. "

Are you patronising me

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Evening!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brass monkeys Lorna

Ay??

Leave my metallic simian brethren out of this

I have my thick socks on.

I have pug socks on today..

I had Christmas socks on earlier.

Might dig mine out for work tomorrow

Iv got over 20 pairs.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Evening! "

Poch ... fair or not?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brass monkeys Lorna

It really is. But where does that saying come from?

It's believed to be naval to do with the storage of cannon balls and the differential expansion and contraction of different metals ... but there is some doubt on that

Ohhh that's interesting.

Are you patronising me

No I meant it, I love a fact.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening! "

*waves*

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Brass monkeys Lorna

It really is. But where does that saying come from?

It's believed to be naval to do with the storage of cannon balls and the differential expansion and contraction of different metals ... but there is some doubt on that

Ohhh that's interesting.

Are you patronising me

No I meant it, I love a fact.

The I retract my quizzical look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blummin freezing here too... Please nobody be considerate and share their snow

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Brass monkeys Lorna

Ay??

Leave my metallic simian brethren out of this

I have my thick socks on.

I have pug socks on today..

I had Christmas socks on earlier.

Might dig mine out for work tomorrow

Iv got over 20 pairs.

Sock envy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snowing here. Count your blessings.

Ohhh I like snow.

This isnt the nice snow. This is fuck you, you arent going anywhere ever again snow lol.

Having an excuse not to leave the house works for me.

When the excuse is you need toilet paper you gotta brave it out! Cute boots btw.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Evening!

*waves*"

Waving back tiredly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brass monkeys Lorna

Ay??

Leave my metallic simian brethren out of this

I have my thick socks on.

I have pug socks on today..

I had Christmas socks on earlier.

Might dig mine out for work tomorrow

Iv got over 20 pairs.

Sock envy!!!

Ash is getting another chest of drawers next week, I think he thinks that's enough space!

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By *eilde HoarWoman
over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble

Evening lorna

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snowing here. Count your blessings.

Ohhh I like snow.

This isnt the nice snow. This is fuck you, you arent going anywhere ever again snow lol.

Having an excuse not to leave the house works for me.

When the excuse is you need toilet paper you gotta brave it out! Cute boots btw. "

Thank you but they are actually very thick socks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening lorna"

Hello lovely lady.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Brass monkeys Lorna

Ay??

Leave my metallic simian brethren out of this

I have my thick socks on.

I have pug socks on today..

I had Christmas socks on earlier.

Might dig mine out for work tomorrow

Iv got over 20 pairs.

Sock envy!!!

Ash is getting another chest of drawers next week, I think he thinks that's enough space!

Mwahhhh silly sausage... does he not want space for his stuff?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snowing here. Count your blessings.

Ohhh I like snow.

This isnt the nice snow. This is fuck you, you arent going anywhere ever again snow lol.

Having an excuse not to leave the house works for me.

When the excuse is you need toilet paper you gotta brave it out! Cute boots btw.

Thank you but they are actually very thick socks.

Love those thick socks, I may be a house nudist but I'm never without my socks or leg warmers once the winter comes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brass monkeys Lorna

Ay??

Leave my metallic simian brethren out of this

I have my thick socks on.

I have pug socks on today..

I had Christmas socks on earlier.

Might dig mine out for work tomorrow

Iv got over 20 pairs.

Sock envy!!!

Ash is getting another chest of drawers next week, I think he thinks that's enough space!

Mwahhhh silly sausage... does he not want space for his stuff?!?!

Exactly! Bless him, when I first started moving my clothes in he actually thought that was most of it, then when he looked in my wardrobes he realised it was about 20%.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snowing here. Count your blessings.

Ohhh I like snow.

This isnt the nice snow. This is fuck you, you arent going anywhere ever again snow lol.

Having an excuse not to leave the house works for me.

When the excuse is you need toilet paper you gotta brave it out! Cute boots btw.

Thank you but they are actually very thick socks.

Love those thick socks, I may be a house nudist but I'm never without my socks or leg warmers once the winter comes.

Socks are the bestist.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Snowing here. Count your blessings.

Ohhh I like snow.

This isnt the nice snow. This is fuck you, you arent going anywhere ever again snow lol.

Having an excuse not to leave the house works for me.

When the excuse is you need toilet paper you gotta brave it out! Cute boots btw.

Thank you but they are actually very thick socks.

Love those thick socks, I may be a house nudist but I'm never without my socks or leg warmers once the winter comes.

Socks are the bestist.

They're socksy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snowing here. Count your blessings.

Ohhh I like snow.

This isnt the nice snow. This is fuck you, you arent going anywhere ever again snow lol.

Having an excuse not to leave the house works for me.

When the excuse is you need toilet paper you gotta brave it out! Cute boots btw.

Thank you but they are actually very thick socks.

Love those thick socks, I may be a house nudist but I'm never without my socks or leg warmers once the winter comes.

Socks are the bestist.

They're socksy"

Yep

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Brass monkeys Lorna

Ay??

Leave my metallic simian brethren out of this

I have my thick socks on.

I have pug socks on today..

I had Christmas socks on earlier.

Might dig mine out for work tomorrow

Iv got over 20 pairs.

Sock envy!!!

Ash is getting another chest of drawers next week, I think he thinks that's enough space!

Mwahhhh silly sausage... does he not want space for his stuff?!?!

Exactly! Bless him, when I first started moving my clothes in he actually thought that was most of it, then when he looked in my wardrobes he realised it was about 20%.

Ha ha poor Ash!!! Hell have a kitchen drawer at this rate...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brass monkeys Lorna

Ay??

Leave my metallic simian brethren out of this

I have my thick socks on.

I have pug socks on today..

I had Christmas socks on earlier.

Might dig mine out for work tomorrow

Iv got over 20 pairs.

Sock envy!!!

Ash is getting another chest of drawers next week, I think he thinks that's enough space!

Mwahhhh silly sausage... does he not want space for his stuff?!?!

Exactly! Bless him, when I first started moving my clothes in he actually thought that was most of it, then when he looked in my wardrobes he realised it was about 20%.

Ha ha poor Ash!!! Hell have a kitchen drawer at this rate...

Iv told him he can have a man draw.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"I could tell some jokes....

Oh go then.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France...

There was nothing left but de brie...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to bang

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Brass monkeys Lorna

Ay??

Leave my metallic simian brethren out of this

I have my thick socks on.

I have pug socks on today..

I had Christmas socks on earlier.

Might dig mine out for work tomorrow

Iv got over 20 pairs.

Sock envy!!!

Ash is getting another chest of drawers next week, I think he thinks that's enough space!

Mwahhhh silly sausage... does he not want space for his stuff?!?!

Exactly! Bless him, when I first started moving my clothes in he actually thought that was most of it, then when he looked in my wardrobes he realised it was about 20%.

Ha ha poor Ash!!! Hell have a kitchen drawer at this rate...

Iv told him he can have a man draw.

1 whole drawer ... so selfless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could tell some jokes....

Oh go then.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France...

There was nothing left but de brie...

Good job I love you.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Lorna hello

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I want to bang "

I will be with Red soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brass monkeys Lorna

Ay??

Leave my metallic simian brethren out of this

I have my thick socks on.

I have pug socks on today..

I had Christmas socks on earlier.

Might dig mine out for work tomorrow

Iv got over 20 pairs.

Sock envy!!!

Ash is getting another chest of drawers next week, I think he thinks that's enough space!

Mwahhhh silly sausage... does he not want space for his stuff?!?!

Exactly! Bless him, when I first started moving my clothes in he actually thought that was most of it, then when he looked in my wardrobes he realised it was about 20%.

Ha ha poor Ash!!! Hell have a kitchen drawer at this rate...

Iv told him he can have a man draw.

1 whole drawer ... so selfless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lorna hello

Oh my lovely babs.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I bought some ridiculous leggings in Zara today. I haven't even tried them on yet but I know they'll be too long and I'll look like the proverbial mutton.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bought some ridiculous leggings in Zara today. I haven't even tried them on yet but I know they'll be too long and I'll look like the proverbial mutton.

I have the same issue with leggings, too long for my little legs.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I could tell some jokes....

Oh go then.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France...

There was nothing left but de brie...

You are hilarious

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I bought some ridiculous leggings in Zara today. I haven't even tried them on yet but I know they'll be too long and I'll look like the proverbial mutton.

I have the same issue with leggings, too long for my little legs. "

These are pleather (I know!) and have zips at the ankle. I do have a thing for zips.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on people, we are flagging!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Come on people, we are flagging! "

I'm off with Red soon though ... ites a hard choice ... NOT

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Waving flags in my mind

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Come on people, we are flagging! "

I'm on it. Just need some handwarmers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Waving flags in my mind

That's the spirit!

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"I could tell some jokes....

Oh go then.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France...

There was nothing left but de brie...

Good job I love you.

I love you too...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come on people, we are flagging!

I'm on it. Just need some handwarmers"

Iv got some you can have.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could tell some jokes....

Oh go then.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France...

There was nothing left but de brie...

Good job I love you.

I love you too...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Waving flags in my mind

Mental semaphore??

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"I could tell some jokes....

Oh go then.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France...

There was nothing left but de brie...

You are hilarious

I knew I could count on your your support ..

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Come on people, we are flagging!

I'm on it. Just need some handwarmers

Iv got some you can have.

I knew I could count on you

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I could tell some jokes....

Oh go then.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France...

There was nothing left but de brie...

Good job I love you.

I love you too...

Aww you two

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come on people, we are flagging!

I'm on it. Just need some handwarmers

Iv got some you can have.

I knew I could count on you"

Always.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I could tell some jokes....

Oh go then.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France...

There was nothing left but de brie...

You are hilarious

I knew I could count on your your support ..

Always!! More Ash more!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

101 to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's my contribution Lorna

Fuzz

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's nice to see Lib back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here's my contribution Lorna

Fuzz"

Much appreciated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The World

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is not enough-James Bomd

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening"

A good evening right back at ya.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Random ..

Typewriter is the longest word you can make using only the keys on the top line of a keyboard

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Random ..

Typewriter is the longest word you can make using only the keys on the top line of a keyboard"

quietypwritor

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Random ..

Typewriter is the longest word you can make using only the keys on the top line of a keyboard

quietypwritor

Ok... real word

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Random ..

Typewriter is the longest word you can make using only the keys on the top line of a keyboard

quietypwritor

Ok... real word

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Random - Raymond Blanc was born this day in 1949

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By *ong_John2333Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Hi all, enjoy your evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Random - Raymond Blanc was born this day in 1949"

Happy birthday Mr Blanc.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening Lorna my lovely

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

We have 25 minutes to hit your target. Productivity is too low to meet the target at the current rates.

Who has a whip?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Lorna my lovely

Aww the legend that is DC.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"I could tell some jokes....

Oh go then.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France...

There was nothing left but de brie...

You are hilarious

I knew I could count on your your support ..

Always!! More Ash more!!

Why did the invisible man turn down his job offer?....

He couldn't see himself doing it...

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I'm helping

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have 25 minutes to hit your target. Productivity is too low to meet the target at the current rates.

Who has a whip?

I like your style.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

The piece of wood in a door ... or the threshold ... is so called because when straw was used as a floor covering, the wood stopped it spilling outside ... straw = thresh .. so thresh-hold

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm helping "

Every little helps.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Get

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

This

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I could tell some jokes....

Oh go then.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France...

There was nothing left but de brie...

You are hilarious

I knew I could count on your your support ..

Always!! More Ash more!!

Why did the invisible man turn down his job offer?....

He couldn't see himself doing it...

Lorna is a lucky lady with these gems...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

To 175....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Just keep posting in a timely manner

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could tell some jokes....

Oh go then.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France...

There was nothing left but de brie...

You are hilarious

I knew I could count on your your support ..

Always!! More Ash more!!

Why did the invisible man turn down his job offer?....

He couldn't see himself doing it...

Lorna is a lucky lady with these gems..."

Oh very lucky.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Just keep posting in a timely manner

I will try

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I have a mince pie addiction

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"thread"

Needle

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Are we nearly there yet? haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep going

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

111

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

A man goes to a doctor with a lettuce leaf sticking out over the top of his underpants

"That looks nasty" says the doctor

"And that's just the tip of the iceberg" says the man

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"I have a mince pie addiction

Hope you broke out the squirty cream as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a prize ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man goes to a doctor with a lettuce leaf sticking out over the top of his underpants

"That looks nasty" says the doctor

"And that's just the tip of the iceberg" says the man"

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"111"

That's numberwang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a prize ?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a prize ?"

Just pride.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a prize ?

Him ^

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Is there a prize ?"

One of my bags for life from the selection I have

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Unasinous means united in stupidity.

It was the most apposite word I could call up.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I have a mince pie addiction

Hope you broke out the squirty cream as well?

Didn’t have time.. didn’t touch the sides

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"thread

Needle "

Wackaday!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I got kicked out of my maths class one day ....

The teacher asked what’s after 69?

Apparently mouthwash was the wrong answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a prize ?

I'll need therapy with my aversion to monkeys

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Cakes made for the mls

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is there a prize ?

Can you crack my walnuts?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"A man goes to a doctor with a lettuce leaf sticking out over the top of his underpants

"That looks nasty" says the doctor

"And that's just the tip of the iceberg" says the man"

Ash has competition...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

19 minutes!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"I have a mince pie addiction

Hope you broke out the squirty cream as well?

Didn’t have time.. didn’t touch the sides

Well you have to test the quality saffron

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Is there a prize ?

I'll need therapy with my aversion to monkeys

What's wrong with us??

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cakes made for the mls

Yay!

This is exciting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a mince pie addiction

Hope you broke out the squirty cream as well?

Didn’t have time.. didn’t touch the sides

Love a bit of squirty cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a prize ?

I'll need therapy with my aversion to monkeys

What's wrong with us??"

Scarey as f* k!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"I have a mince pie addiction

Hope you broke out the squirty cream as well?

Didn’t have time.. didn’t touch the sides

Love a bit of squirty cream

77p at the new Lidl that's opened up locally.. haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a mince pie addiction

Hope you broke out the squirty cream as well?

Didn’t have time.. didn’t touch the sides

Love a bit of squirty cream

Did you know you can get chocolate squirty cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/11/19 22:13:16]

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I have a mince pie addiction

Hope you broke out the squirty cream as well?

Didn’t have time.. didn’t touch the sides

Well you have to test the quality saffron

I test them daily.. at this rate I’ll be the Christmas turkey

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"I have a mince pie addiction

Hope you broke out the squirty cream as well?

Didn’t have time.. didn’t touch the sides

Love a bit of squirty cream

Did you know you can get chocolate squirty cream? "

I've seen that...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Is there a prize ?

I'll need therapy with my aversion to monkeys

What's wrong with us??

Scarey as f* k! "

It's the prehensial tail isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

143!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you create a post?

I can reply to a topic but no idea how to add my own post. Help required please.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"How do you create a post?

I can reply to a topic but no idea how to add my own post. Help required please. "

Click on post a new topic at the top of the lounge section..

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"How do you create a post?

I can reply to a topic but no idea how to add my own post. Help required please. "

Top of the threads list ... Post New Topic

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"I have a mince pie addiction

Hope you broke out the squirty cream as well?

Didn’t have time.. didn’t touch the sides

Well you have to test the quality saffron

I test them daily.. at this rate I’ll be the Christmas turkey

I'm resisting the temptation to say something that will lower the tone...

I will add though, have you seen the christmas flavoured crisps... waslaughing to myself this morning - brussel sprout flavour, i think turkey was one of the flavours too..

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"How do you create a post?

I can reply to a topic but no idea how to add my own post. Help required please. "

Or to create a comment here without responding go to the bottom and add new comments

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"143!"

It's closing in... this is like reverse darts..

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"I could tell some jokes....

Oh go then.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France...

There was nothing left but de brie...

You are hilarious

I knew I could count on your your support ..

Always!! More Ash more!!

Why did the invisible man turn down his job offer?....

He couldn't see himself doing it...

Lorna is a lucky lady with these gems...

Oh very lucky.

We often cry with tears at my jokes st 3 am in the morning

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

150

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I have a mince pie addiction

Hope you broke out the squirty cream as well?

Didn’t have time.. didn’t touch the sides

Well you have to test the quality saffron

I test them daily.. at this rate I’ll be the Christmas turkey

I'm resisting the temptation to say something that will lower the tone...

I will add though, have you seen the christmas flavoured crisps... waslaughing to myself this morning - brussel sprout flavour, i think turkey was one of the flavours too..

think I’ll pass on those!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could tell some jokes....

Oh go then.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France...

There was nothing left but de brie...

You are hilarious

I knew I could count on your your support ..

Always!! More Ash more!!

Why did the invisible man turn down his job offer?....

He couldn't see himself doing it...

Lorna is a lucky lady with these gems...

Oh very lucky.

We often cry with tears at my jokes st 3 am in the morning

Yes but we are crying for different reasons!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Nearly there

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I could tell some jokes....

Oh go then.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France...

There was nothing left but de brie...

You are hilarious

I knew I could count on your your support ..

Always!! More Ash more!!

Why did the invisible man turn down his job offer?....

He couldn't see himself doing it...

Lorna is a lucky lady with these gems...

Oh very lucky.

We often cry with tears at my jokes st 3 am in the morning

Yes but we are crying for different reasons!

You two proper crack me up!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How do you create a post?

I can reply to a topic but no idea how to add my own post. Help required please. "

Do you mean post or thread? You created a post on here.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I think we will reach your target lorna

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Cakes made for the mls

Yay!

This is exciting.

What other cake you fancy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think we will reach your target lorna"

We normally get there.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"I have a mince pie addiction

Hope you broke out the squirty cream as well?

Didn’t have time.. didn’t touch the sides

Well you have to test the quality saffron

I test them daily.. at this rate I’ll be the Christmas turkey

I'm resisting the temptation to say something that will lower the tone...

I will add though, have you seen the christmas flavoured crisps... waslaughing to myself this morning - brussel sprout flavour, i think turkey was one of the flavours too..

think I’ll pass on those!!! "

Shall I taste test and let you know?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

18 to go

Well ... 17 now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cakes made for the mls

Yay!

This is exciting.

What other cake you fancy? "

Ohhh

All of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ash usually gets me a gin n lemon.. So if your passing.. Add some ice too..

Evening x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I have a mince pie addiction

Hope you broke out the squirty cream as well?

Didn’t have time.. didn’t touch the sides

Well you have to test the quality saffron

I test them daily.. at this rate I’ll be the Christmas turkey

I'm resisting the temptation to say something that will lower the tone...

I will add though, have you seen the christmas flavoured crisps... waslaughing to myself this morning - brussel sprout flavour, i think turkey was one of the flavours too..

think I’ll pass on those!!!

Shall I taste test and let you know?"

Yes!!! Brussels sprout crisp appreciation thread please

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Cakes made for the mls

Yay!

This is exciting.

What other cake you fancy? "

Is there a Victoria Sponge handy?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Did deep people, dig deep.

Meldrop - a word for that cold weather winter nose with a drop at the end of it.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"I have a mince pie addiction

Hope you broke out the squirty cream as well?

Didn’t have time.. didn’t touch the sides

Well you have to test the quality saffron

I test them daily.. at this rate I’ll be the Christmas turkey

I'm resisting the temptation to say something that will lower the tone...

I will add though, have you seen the christmas flavoured crisps... waslaughing to myself this morning - brussel sprout flavour, i think turkey was one of the flavours too..

think I’ll pass on those!!!

Shall I taste test and let you know?

Yes!!! Brussels sprout crisp appreciation thread please

I wonder what #no. of thread that could go to?

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Did deep people, dig deep.

Meldrop - a word for that cold weather winter nose with a drop at the end of it."

I've not heard that before... have had a couple of cases of that lately.. haha

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm counting down the days until it is legal to eat the Stollen.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"I'm counting down the days until it is legal to eat the Stollen.

They've been on sale in Lidl since June... haha

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Cakes made for the mls

Yay!

This is exciting.

What other cake you fancy?

Is there a Victoria Sponge handy?

I can make one

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I'm counting down the days until it is legal to eat the Stollen.

Now!!!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly there.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Cakes made for the mls

Yay!

This is exciting.

What other cake you fancy?

Is there a Victoria Sponge handy?

I can make one "

Yum!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The end!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

How come Shag's 175 threads take days??

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Brass monkeys Lorna

It really is. But where does that saying come from? "

The navy! Like square meals, son of a gun, A1condition, strikes, press gang etc.

A brass monkey is a cannon ball holder that was parked below deck, near the cannons.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

The final word?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm counting down the days until it is legal to eat the Stollen.

It's not legal until December. Like mince pies. I had to say no to an offer of a mince pie today. It was difficult.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What are my chances of sex before January? Actually, I could do with just a warm body tonight.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

We have 4 minutes and 30 seconds left. What's the over-production target?

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

This house will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen leader. And all the grown-ups will say: "But why are the kids crying?" And the kids will say: "Haven't you heard? Rik is dead! The People's Poet is dead!"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

In the days of your I remember a thread reaching over 200 posts.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

And we're out.

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