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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.....can someone tell him to adjust them and straighten them up, it's making me grrrrrr.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is NOT a political post. Nippy never does politics on the forum, but I think he's sat on them poor fella....

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

They do look like they are going to slide off at any minute.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They do look like they are going to slide off at any minute. "

It's not doing his image any favours at all....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"They do look like they are going to slide off at any minute.

It's not doing his image any favours at all....

He has one????

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The Conservatives are claiming his glasses are proof he's had a stroke.

As I understand it, the glasses are temporary replacements... But, I agree, I want to straighten them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Meanwhile Boris has conditioned and combed his hair.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Conservatives are claiming his glasses are proof he's had a stroke.

As I understand it, the glasses are temporary replacements... But, I agree, I want to straighten them.

Tbf he's doing ok to concentrate looking through them and talk at the same time.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They do look like they are going to slide off at any minute.

It's not doing his image any favours at all....

He has one????

Everyone has one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looks like 1 is missing glass

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

God had to go check mine were on straight after that post, luckily all good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

K just came in for a cuddle and to say goodnight before bed and she's like "Daddy, is that Jeremy Corbyn? His glasses are all funny!".....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"K just came in for a cuddle and to say goodnight before bed and she's like "Daddy, is that Jeremy Corbyn? His glasses are all funny!".....

Out of the mouth of babes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I feel like I should be listening to the words or something rather than this......

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"K just came in for a cuddle and to say goodnight before bed and she's like "Daddy, is that Jeremy Corbyn? His glasses are all funny!".....

Bless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God had to go check mine were on straight after that post, luckily all good

I haven't seen you in glasses, I need a pic!

I have glasses too and I look like Clark Kent or the skinny man from the old Mr Muscle ads.....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"God had to go check mine were on straight after that post, luckily all good

I haven't seen you in glasses, I need a pic!

I have glasses too and I look like Clark Kent or the skinny man from the old Mr Muscle ads.....

So you're either superman or Mr muscle?

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

I think Jeremy is Fab straight as he can't make his mind up about anything.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Out of that whole debate, I've heard nothing particularly brilliant. The questioning from both itv and BBC is utter bollocks lately, don't even get me started on C4..... What's wrong with just asking ppl what they're gonna do about shit rather than drilling down on personality and celebrity and negatives....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God had to go check mine were on straight after that post, luckily all good

I haven't seen you in glasses, I need a pic!

I have glasses too and I look like Clark Kent or the skinny man from the old Mr Muscle ads.....

So you're either superman or Mr muscle? "

I'm whatever you need

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think Jeremy is Fab straight as he can't make his mind up about anything. "

If only! They're all crooked af....

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By *ikingpairCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"I feel like I should be listening to the words or something rather than this......"

I don't think there was anything worth listening to... Definitely something not right with those glasses, one eye looked huge!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like I should be listening to the words or something rather than this......

I don't think there was anything worth listening to... Definitely something not right with those glasses, one eye looked huge!

Wow nice pp...

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"God had to go check mine were on straight after that post, luckily all good

I haven't seen you in glasses, I need a pic!

I have glasses too and I look like Clark Kent or the skinny man from the old Mr Muscle ads.....

So you're either superman or Mr muscle?

I'm whatever you need

Can you come clean my kitchen in that case lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God had to go check mine were on straight after that post, luckily all good

I haven't seen you in glasses, I need a pic!

I have glasses too and I look like Clark Kent or the skinny man from the old Mr Muscle ads.....

So you're either superman or Mr muscle?

I'm whatever you need

Can you come clean my kitchen in that case lol"

If there's some sort of payment, yes I'm sure....

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"God had to go check mine were on straight after that post, luckily all good

I haven't seen you in glasses, I need a pic!

I have glasses too and I look like Clark Kent or the skinny man from the old Mr Muscle ads.....

So you're either superman or Mr muscle?

I'm whatever you need

Can you come clean my kitchen in that case lol

If there's some sort of payment, yes I'm sure...."

Wonder what that would be hmm

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"God had to go check mine were on straight after that post, luckily all good

I haven't seen you in glasses, I need a pic!

I have glasses too and I look like Clark Kent or the skinny man from the old Mr Muscle ads.....

So you're either superman or Mr muscle?

I'm whatever you need

Can you come clean my kitchen in that case lol

If there's some sort of payment, yes I'm sure....

Wonder what that would be hmm "

Pack of chocolate hobnobs with a cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God had to go check mine were on straight after that post, luckily all good

I haven't seen you in glasses, I need a pic!

I have glasses too and I look like Clark Kent or the skinny man from the old Mr Muscle ads.....

So you're either superman or Mr muscle?

I'm whatever you need

Can you come clean my kitchen in that case lol

If there's some sort of payment, yes I'm sure....

Wonder what that would be hmm

Pack of chocolate hobnobs with a cup of tea"

Chocolate fingers are best

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God had to go check mine were on straight after that post, luckily all good

I haven't seen you in glasses, I need a pic!

I have glasses too and I look like Clark Kent or the skinny man from the old Mr Muscle ads.....

So you're either superman or Mr muscle?

I'm whatever you need

Can you come clean my kitchen in that case lol

If there's some sort of payment, yes I'm sure....

Wonder what that would be hmm

Pack of chocolate hobnobs with a cup of tea

Chocolate fingers are best

Wait, that wasn't meant to be dirty.....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"God had to go check mine were on straight after that post, luckily all good

I haven't seen you in glasses, I need a pic!

I have glasses too and I look like Clark Kent or the skinny man from the old Mr Muscle ads.....

So you're either superman or Mr muscle?

I'm whatever you need

Can you come clean my kitchen in that case lol

If there's some sort of payment, yes I'm sure....

Wonder what that would be hmm

Pack of chocolate hobnobs with a cup of tea

Chocolate fingers are best

Hey if that's where you wanna put them ...

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"God had to go check mine were on straight after that post, luckily all good

I haven't seen you in glasses, I need a pic!

I have glasses too and I look like Clark Kent or the skinny man from the old Mr Muscle ads.....

So you're either superman or Mr muscle?

I'm whatever you need

Can you come clean my kitchen in that case lol

If there's some sort of payment, yes I'm sure....

Wonder what that would be hmm

Pack of chocolate hobnobs with a cup of tea"

Done if you want to clean my kitchen

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"God had to go check mine were on straight after that post, luckily all good

I haven't seen you in glasses, I need a pic!

I have glasses too and I look like Clark Kent or the skinny man from the old Mr Muscle ads.....

So you're either superman or Mr muscle?

I'm whatever you need

Can you come clean my kitchen in that case lol

If there's some sort of payment, yes I'm sure....

Wonder what that would be hmm

Pack of chocolate hobnobs with a cup of tea

Chocolate fingers are best

"
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Erm what lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"God had to go check mine were on straight after that post, luckily all good

I haven't seen you in glasses, I need a pic!

I have glasses too and I look like Clark Kent or the skinny man from the old Mr Muscle ads.....

So you're either superman or Mr muscle?

I'm whatever you need

Can you come clean my kitchen in that case lol

If there's some sort of payment, yes I'm sure....

Wonder what that would be hmm

Pack of chocolate hobnobs with a cup of tea

Chocolate fingers are best

Wait, that wasn't meant to be dirty.....

I believe you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God had to go check mine were on straight after that post, luckily all good

I haven't seen you in glasses, I need a pic!

I have glasses too and I look like Clark Kent or the skinny man from the old Mr Muscle ads.....

So you're either superman or Mr muscle?

I'm whatever you need

Can you come clean my kitchen in that case lol

If there's some sort of payment, yes I'm sure....

Wonder what that would be hmm

Pack of chocolate hobnobs with a cup of tea

Chocolate fingers are best

Hey if that's where you wanna put them ..."

All in your filthy mind!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Girls don't make passes at socialists in wonky glasses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God had to go check mine were on straight after that post, luckily all good

I haven't seen you in glasses, I need a pic!

I have glasses too and I look like Clark Kent or the skinny man from the old Mr Muscle ads.....

So you're either superman or Mr muscle?

I'm whatever you need

Can you come clean my kitchen in that case lol

If there's some sort of payment, yes I'm sure....

Wonder what that would be hmm

Pack of chocolate hobnobs with a cup of tea

Chocolate fingers are best

Wait, that wasn't meant to be dirty.....

I believe you. "

Good girl

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"God had to go check mine were on straight after that post, luckily all good

I haven't seen you in glasses, I need a pic!

I have glasses too and I look like Clark Kent or the skinny man from the old Mr Muscle ads.....

So you're either superman or Mr muscle?

I'm whatever you need

Can you come clean my kitchen in that case lol

If there's some sort of payment, yes I'm sure....

Wonder what that would be hmm

Pack of chocolate hobnobs with a cup of tea

Chocolate fingers are best

Hey if that's where you wanna put them ...

All in your filthy mind!"

You're not putting them there buddy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girls don't make passes at socialists in wonky glasses

How about fab forum wankers in glasses?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God had to go check mine were on straight after that post, luckily all good

I haven't seen you in glasses, I need a pic!

I have glasses too and I look like Clark Kent or the skinny man from the old Mr Muscle ads.....

So you're either superman or Mr muscle?

I'm whatever you need

Can you come clean my kitchen in that case lol

If there's some sort of payment, yes I'm sure....

Wonder what that would be hmm

Pack of chocolate hobnobs with a cup of tea

Chocolate fingers are best

Hey if that's where you wanna put them ...

All in your filthy mind!

You're not putting them there buddy!!"

I'm already inside your head.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God had to go check mine were on straight after that post, luckily all good

I haven't seen you in glasses, I need a pic!

I have glasses too and I look like Clark Kent or the skinny man from the old Mr Muscle ads.....

So you're either superman or Mr muscle?

I'm whatever you need

Can you come clean my kitchen in that case lol

If there's some sort of payment, yes I'm sure....

Wonder what that would be hmm

Pack of chocolate hobnobs with a cup of tea

Chocolate fingers are best

Erm what lol"

We discussed this, best for dunking innit....

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Girls don't make passes at socialists in wonky glasses

How about fab forum wankers in glasses?"

Depends on the frames

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Maybe it’s not his glasses - it might be his head that is skew-whiff

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Maybe it’s not his glasses - it might be his head that is skew-whiff

That's a possibility, I've got a mate with one ear higher than the other

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Maybe it’s not his glasses - it might be his head that is skew-whiff

That's a possibility, I've got a mate with one ear higher than the other "

Have you seen the Van Gogh self portrait ... Corbyn ...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Maybe he should try a monocle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girls don't make passes at socialists in wonky glasses

How about fab forum wankers in glasses?

Depends on the frames

My daughter saw my new glasses recently and said "oh daddy, you've got new glasses that are big and round like your belly!"...... ....I'm not really selling myself here am I....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe it’s not his glasses - it might be his head that is skew-whiff

That's a possibility, I've got a mate with one ear higher than the other "

Omg my ears do that, but you just have the frames fitted....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe it’s not his glasses - it might be his head that is skew-whiff

That's a possibility, I've got a mate with one ear higher than the other

Have you seen the Van Gogh self portrait ... Corbyn ... "

It is innit!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Girls don't make passes at socialists in wonky glasses

How about fab forum wankers in glasses?

Depends on the frames

My daughter saw my new glasses recently and said "oh daddy, you've got new glasses that are big and round like your belly!"...... ....I'm not really selling myself here am I....

Who's pictures are you using?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Girls don't make passes at socialists in wonky glasses

How about fab forum wankers in glasses?

Depends on the frames

My daughter saw my new glasses recently and said "oh daddy, you've got new glasses that are big and round like your belly!"...... ....I'm not really selling myself here am I....

Dad bod glasses lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girls don't make passes at socialists in wonky glasses

How about fab forum wankers in glasses?

Depends on the frames

My daughter saw my new glasses recently and said "oh daddy, you've got new glasses that are big and round like your belly!"...... ....I'm not really selling myself here am I....

Who's pictures are you using?

Sucking it in plus my daughter is fucking brutal!!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Girls don't make passes at socialists in wonky glasses

How about fab forum wankers in glasses?

Depends on the frames

My daughter saw my new glasses recently and said "oh daddy, you've got new glasses that are big and round like your belly!"...... ....I'm not really selling myself here am I....

Who's pictures are you using?

Sucking it in plus my daughter is fucking brutal!!!!"

I'm so short the teens tower over me and pat me on the head. That, and teasing me about my hearing and feminism, is as bad as it gets. Now.

When they were little one didn't want me to get on the bouncy castle in case I broke it. One of the other ones said that I should because it would be funny to see all my bits wobble.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girls don't make passes at socialists in wonky glasses

How about fab forum wankers in glasses?

Depends on the frames

My daughter saw my new glasses recently and said "oh daddy, you've got new glasses that are big and round like your belly!"...... ....I'm not really selling myself here am I....

Who's pictures are you using?

Sucking it in plus my daughter is fucking brutal!!!!

I'm so short the teens tower over me and pat me on the head. That, and teasing me about my hearing and feminism, is as bad as it gets. Now.

When they were little one didn't want me to get on the bouncy castle in case I broke it. One of the other ones said that I should because it would be funny to see all my bits wobble.

For some reason I thought you'd be tall. I've just checked your profile.....

Did you get on.....? x

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Maybe it is too much sitting on the fence, you have to lean one way or another every now and again so you don't fall off???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe it is too much sitting on the fence, you have to lean one way or another every now and again so you don't fall off??? "

Sometimes the fence is comfy....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh, and it's not may fault for all the other political posts tonight (even if lickey thinks otherwise). Nippy posts exclude politics (well certainly any angriness) and you will told to "get out" in a completely unenforceable manner if expressing political views I disagree with, ok....?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Girls don't make passes at socialists in wonky glasses

How about fab forum wankers in glasses?

Depends on the frames

My daughter saw my new glasses recently and said "oh daddy, you've got new glasses that are big and round like your belly!"...... ....I'm not really selling myself here am I....

Who's pictures are you using?

Sucking it in plus my daughter is fucking brutal!!!!

I'm so short the teens tower over me and pat me on the head. That, and teasing me about my hearing and feminism, is as bad as it gets. Now.

When they were little one didn't want me to get on the bouncy castle in case I broke it. One of the other ones said that I should because it would be funny to see all my bits wobble.

For some reason I thought you'd be tall. I've just checked your profile.....

Did you get on.....? x

Why does everyone who hasn't met me think I'm tall?

My profile is clear. When they were displayed, my verifications referred to my height. I've even started threads about my height.

For the record, I am not a headteacher either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girls don't make passes at socialists in wonky glasses

How about fab forum wankers in glasses?

Depends on the frames

My daughter saw my new glasses recently and said "oh daddy, you've got new glasses that are big and round like your belly!"...... ....I'm not really selling myself here am I....

Who's pictures are you using?

Sucking it in plus my daughter is fucking brutal!!!!

I'm so short the teens tower over me and pat me on the head. That, and teasing me about my hearing and feminism, is as bad as it gets. Now.

When they were little one didn't want me to get on the bouncy castle in case I broke it. One of the other ones said that I should because it would be funny to see all my bits wobble.

For some reason I thought you'd be tall. I've just checked your profile.....

Did you get on.....? x

Why does everyone who hasn't met me think I'm tall?

My profile is clear. When they were displayed, my verifications referred to my height. I've even started threads about my height.

For the record, I am not a headteacher either.

You just "look" tall....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girls don't make passes at socialists in wonky glasses

How about fab forum wankers in glasses?

Depends on the frames

My daughter saw my new glasses recently and said "oh daddy, you've got new glasses that are big and round like your belly!"...... ....I'm not really selling myself here am I....

Who's pictures are you using?

Sucking it in plus my daughter is fucking brutal!!!!

I'm so short the teens tower over me and pat me on the head. That, and teasing me about my hearing and feminism, is as bad as it gets. Now.

When they were little one didn't want me to get on the bouncy castle in case I broke it. One of the other ones said that I should because it would be funny to see all my bits wobble.

For some reason I thought you'd be tall. I've just checked your profile.....

Did you get on.....? x

Why does everyone who hasn't met me think I'm tall?

My profile is clear. When they were displayed, my verifications referred to my height. I've even started threads about my height.

For the record, I am not a headteacher either.

And, DID YOU....?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Girls don't make passes at socialists in wonky glasses

How about fab forum wankers in glasses?

Depends on the frames

My daughter saw my new glasses recently and said "oh daddy, you've got new glasses that are big and round like your belly!"...... ....I'm not really selling myself here am I....

Who's pictures are you using?

Sucking it in plus my daughter is fucking brutal!!!!

I'm so short the teens tower over me and pat me on the head. That, and teasing me about my hearing and feminism, is as bad as it gets. Now.

When they were little one didn't want me to get on the bouncy castle in case I broke it. One of the other ones said that I should because it would be funny to see all my bits wobble.

For some reason I thought you'd be tall. I've just checked your profile.....

Did you get on.....? x

Why does everyone who hasn't met me think I'm tall?

My profile is clear. When they were displayed, my verifications referred to my height. I've even started threads about my height.

For the record, I am not a headteacher either.

And, DID YOU....?"

No. I didn't want to make a child cry or horrify them with the sight of all my bits wobbling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Girls don't make passes at socialists in wonky glasses

How about fab forum wankers in glasses?

Depends on the frames

My daughter saw my new glasses recently and said "oh daddy, you've got new glasses that are big and round like your belly!"...... ....I'm not really selling myself here am I....

Who's pictures are you using?

Sucking it in plus my daughter is fucking brutal!!!!

I'm so short the teens tower over me and pat me on the head. That, and teasing me about my hearing and feminism, is as bad as it gets. Now.

When they were little one didn't want me to get on the bouncy castle in case I broke it. One of the other ones said that I should because it would be funny to see all my bits wobble.

For some reason I thought you'd be tall. I've just checked your profile.....

Did you get on.....? x

Why does everyone who hasn't met me think I'm tall?

My profile is clear. When they were displayed, my verifications referred to my height. I've even started threads about my height.

For the record, I am not a headteacher either.

And, DID YOU....?

No. I didn't want to make a child cry or horrify them with the sight of all my bits wobbling.

FFS, if we ever get round to meeting each other we're going to a trampoline park, ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe it’s not his glasses - it might be his head that is skew-whiff

That's a possibility, I've got a mate with one ear higher than the other

Have you seen the Van Gogh self portrait ... Corbyn ... "

Awww ffs... I (did) like Van Gogh

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

When they were little one didn't want me to get on the bouncy castle in case I broke it. One of the other ones said that I should because it would be funny to see all my bits wobble.

For some reason I thought you'd be tall. I've just checked your profile.....

Did you get on.....? x

Why does everyone who hasn't met me think I'm tall?

My profile is clear. When they were displayed, my verifications referred to my height. I've even started threads about my height.

For the record, I am not a headteacher either.

And, DID YOU....?

No. I didn't want to make a child cry or horrify them with the sight of all my bits wobbling.

FFS, if we ever get round to meeting each other we're going to a trampoline park, ok?

Indoors - it's too cold for outdoor bouncing. It's a six week countdown...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well he will always lean to the left

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe it’s not his glasses - it might be his head that is skew-whiff

That's a possibility, I've got a mate with one ear higher than the other

Have you seen the Van Gogh self portrait ... Corbyn ...

Awww ffs... I (did) like Van Gogh

Politics! Out!!!

(You're a mate so you can stay, I just have to say that, it's the rules)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When they were little one didn't want me to get on the bouncy castle in case I broke it. One of the other ones said that I should because it would be funny to see all my bits wobble.

For some reason I thought you'd be tall. I've just checked your profile.....

Did you get on.....? x

Why does everyone who hasn't met me think I'm tall?

My profile is clear. When they were displayed, my verifications referred to my height. I've even started threads about my height.

For the record, I am not a headteacher either.

And, DID YOU....?

No. I didn't want to make a child cry or horrify them with the sight of all my bits wobbling.

FFS, if we ever get round to meeting each other we're going to a trampoline park, ok?

Indoors - it's too cold for outdoor bouncing. It's a six week countdown..."

You're not allowed to go without taking me for a drink! I'm in London tomorrow but only for the day and super busy with work, but back a couple of times in December with a bit more free time, we'll have to synch diaries and you can show me the sight's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"well he will always lean to the left"

ABOUT FUCKING TIME! Thread complete lolololol

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

His glasses started out leaning to one side then ended up leaning the other way - unable to commit to one side or the other. A bit like Corbyn, unable to commit to supporting his new Brexit deal or not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"His glasses started out leaning to one side then ended up leaning the other way - unable to commit to one side or the other. A bit like Corbyn, unable to commit to supporting his new Brexit deal or not

Politics - get OUT....!!

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