FabSwingers.com forum: Just imagine it..................

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You have sorted a meet with someone new

The emails have been hot and horny and the pics are to die for...everyone happy bunnies....

Your full of sexual anticipation and make your way to their home....

The promises of a wild and wicked night have been made by both sides

and then you get there... and ....

Its a shite hole...

No attempt to clean up has gone on at all. the smell is horrible and there stands the most gorgeous man/ woman on the doorstep...

What do you do ??????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ahhhh

but your there.......looking at said gorgeous gal in all her lingerie...

slippers on etc.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wouldnt put me off, ive been in the dirtiest places before trust me lol id still pleasure her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have him in the front garden! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its a hard one.guess it would have to be, have fun and hope you dont get bitten by the fleas or whatever else was in the house.then go home and have a bloody good wash..lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

good idea.......

or take him to dinner THEN a hotel

he is paying mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to clean up first lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lucky lol i have very little sense of smell pmsl xx

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

I wouldn't go any where near - if they can't be bothered to make the place clean then what are they gonna be like? Yuk!

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

i know i'm as happy as a pig in s**t when i do get a meet, but would i actually want to play in S**t ? i think not, a hasty fumble for my mobile and appologise but say one of my kids has just become poorly and mak a hasty dash for the highway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have sorted a meet with someone new

The emails have been hot and horny and the pics are to die for...everyone happy bunnies....

Your full of sexual anticipation and make your way to their home....

The promises of a wild and wicked night have been made by both sides

and then you get there... and ....

Its a shite hole...

No attempt to clean up has gone on at all. the smell is horrible and there stands the most gorgeous man/ woman on the doorstep...

What do you do ??????????"

Vigorously clean it all up in my underwear/nude while she enjoys the view hopefully

p.s. I enjoy cleaning/clean places

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

wanna come and do me garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have central heating outside sure, sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wanna come and do me in the garden

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"wanna come and do me garden

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only if you have a goseunder thingie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wanna come and do me in the garden

You win one: 'Creative word placement' trophy filled with marmite and sponsored by xfactor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you have central heating outside sure, sounds good

central heating !!!

its not even cold here, im sat in me chemise and had no heating on since april

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"I wouldn't go any where near - if they can't be bothered to make the place clean then what are they gonna be like? Yuk!"

Agree, couldn't go there no way, yuk

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