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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To relive the unrelenting boredom I’m people watching in the restaurant. So far there’s cabin crew, nice looking ladies, two old dears, a couple on a date, a bloke that looks like he wants to kill someone and me! Any tips to pass the dull ness ?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

He wants to kill somebody AND you???

You be careful OP

No point getting hurt in the pursuit of people watching

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He wants to kill somebody AND you???

You be careful OP

No point getting hurt in the pursuit of people watching "

he will if I nick a chip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try to guess who fucks who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The air Crew are going to have a naked pillow fight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The bloke on the date hopes he does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

McDonald's?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No I’m too posh for that, Burger King

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"No I’m too posh for that, Burger King "

Don't you want to eat Wendy's?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Give everyone a back story

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Talk to the cabin crew and find out where they are headed! Or find out why the man wants to murder you. Either or.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Murder man has left, I’ll struggle to get a word in with cabin crew they haven’t stopped talking yet, I think they’re breathing through their ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk past the couple on a date, stop, do a double take, and say “Oh it is you” to the woman, and then say “My test results were negative, were yours too?”

Say you’re late for a meeting, and walk away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen a Big Mac over to a stranger like when James Bond sends ladies a drink at a bar.... "Compliments of the gent over there".

I reckon you could do that off table service, just put down their number thingy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seen a Big Mac over to a stranger like when James Bond sends ladies a drink at a bar.... "Compliments of the gent over there".

I reckon you could do that off table service, just put down their number thingy... "

Send even....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay away from the bloke who wants to kill someone

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Are the old dears a couple? Are they holding hands? I need details please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Murder man has left, I’ll struggle to get a word in with cabin crew they haven’t stopped talking yet, I think they’re breathing through their ears "

That’s quite a skill for a pair of ladies who enjoy each other’s company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are the old dears a couple? Are they holding hands? I need details please "

Dammit, now I’m invested in them too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are the old dears a couple? Are they holding hands? I need details please "

No I think they’re friends one has pink hair and the other has red, I think they’re going to get shit faced on white wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Walk past the couple on a date, stop, do a double take, and say “Oh it is you” to the woman, and then say “My test results were negative, were yours too?”

Say you’re late for a meeting, and walk away "

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Are the old dears a couple? Are they holding hands? I need details please

No I think they’re friends one has pink hair and the other has red, I think they’re going to get shit faced on white wine "

I was hoping for a bit of romance there. Never mind.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Are the old dears a couple? Are they holding hands? I need details please "

"What do you reckon Ethel"

"I think we spike his drink and take him back to our place Doris"

"Oh yes, gummy bj whilst you grind his face Ethel"

All the time looking over at the OP and nodding

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Murder man has left, I’ll struggle to get a word in with cabin crew they haven’t stopped talking yet, I think they’re breathing through their ears "

Murder man is probably waiting either in your back seat or in a dark alley. Twas nice knowing you.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Murder man has left, I’ll struggle to get a word in with cabin crew they haven’t stopped talking yet, I think they’re breathing through their ears

Murder man is probably waiting either in your back seat or in a dark alley. Twas nice knowing you."

If you're flying somewhere OP, you just KNOW murder guy will be sat next to you.

Keep him away from the plastic cutlery

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Aye up, a lothario has rocked up, schmoozing the cabin crew, he must be the captain

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Murder man has left, I’ll struggle to get a word in with cabin crew they haven’t stopped talking yet, I think they’re breathing through their ears

Murder man is probably waiting either in your back seat or in a dark alley. Twas nice knowing you.

If you're flying somewhere OP, you just KNOW murder guy will be sat next to you.

Keep him away from the plastic cutlery "

He'll claim he has a bomb and show you a tin of corned beef

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Aye up, a lothario has rocked up, schmoozing the cabin crew, he must be the captain "

Captains.

I'm invested in this now, tell us more OP. Ideally what uniform (Netjets fingers crossed)...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aye up, a lothario has rocked up, schmoozing the cabin crew, he must be the captain

Captains.

I'm invested in this now, tell us more OP. Ideally what uniform (Netjets fingers crossed)... "

No he’s in civvies but lead cabin has tonight’s time share, he’s Spanish like the waiter off Benidorm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aye up, a lothario has rocked up, schmoozing the cabin crew, he must be the captain

Captains.

I'm invested in this now, tell us more OP. Ideally what uniform (Netjets fingers crossed)...

No he’s in civvies but lead cabin has tonight’s time share, he’s Spanish like the waiter off Benidorm "

Have a bet with murder dude about how many of them he's ploughed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aye up, a lothario has rocked up, schmoozing the cabin crew, he must be the captain "

No, that was me. Once you said there was cabin crew there, I had to get in on the action

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Update

Lead cabin has just shown captain hard on what dress he WILL buy her or she’s going to HR to report him

Date couple, the bloke is sitting that upright I think he’s in a torso cast

Mavis & Doris are on it

Cabin crew still haven’t shut up

Two ladies have walked in, Italian looking I think I love them

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I love watching people and creating little back stories about their lives from the snippets I've heard and seen.

The song Lemon water by Guttermouth always reminds me of when I'm people watching.

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry


"To relive the unrelenting boredom I’m people watching in the restaurant. So far there’s cabin crew, nice looking ladies, two old dears, a couple on a date, a bloke that looks like he wants to kill someone and me! Any tips to pass the dull ness ? "

people watching is the best. So maybe think about where the ladies are going. Get eye contact with folk, smile. Give yourself a challenge .. how many can you get a smile back from.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To relive the unrelenting boredom I’m people watching in the restaurant. So far there’s cabin crew, nice looking ladies, two old dears, a couple on a date, a bloke that looks like he wants to kill someone and me! Any tips to pass the dull ness ?

people watching is the best. So maybe think about where the ladies are going. Get eye contact with folk, smile. Give yourself a challenge .. how many can you get a smile back from. "

Mavis and Doris are off to Spain

Italians are proving a bit more tricky

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Murder man has left, I’ll struggle to get a word in with cabin crew they haven’t stopped talking yet, I think they’re breathing through their ears

Murder man is probably waiting either in your back seat or in a dark alley. Twas nice knowing you.

If you're flying somewhere OP, you just KNOW murder guy will be sat next to you.

Keep him away from the plastic cutlery

He'll claim he has a bomb and show you a tin of corned beef"

That old trick

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Throw a chip at killy bloke and when he looks up point at the old dears.

I bet the old dears can take him together

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Killer has gone, he’s got a body to hide!

New group in the bar, one has gone for a piss and they are ripping him to shreds while he’s not there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walk past the couple on a date, stop, do a double take, and say “Oh it is you” to the woman, and then say “My test results were negative, were yours too?”

Say you’re late for a meeting, and walk away "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

More cabin crew, 4 blokes all very camp one going full on camp, the other crew 3 ladies 1 bloke he’s had a good life he’s done them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Update

Lead cabin has just shown captain hard on what dress he WILL buy her or she’s going to HR to report him

Date couple, the bloke is sitting that upright I think he’s in a torso cast

Mavis & Doris are on it

Cabin crew still haven’t shut up

Two ladies have walked in, Italian looking I think I love them "

I do get around.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Update

Lead cabin has just shown captain hard on what dress he WILL buy her or she’s going to HR to report him

Date couple, the bloke is sitting that upright I think he’s in a torso cast

Mavis & Doris are on it

Cabin crew still haven’t shut up

Two ladies have walked in, Italian looking I think I love them

I do get around. "

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

Digging this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To relive the unrelenting boredom I’m people watching in the restaurant. So far there’s cabin crew, nice looking ladies, two old dears, a couple on a date, a bloke that looks like he wants to kill someone and me! Any tips to pass the dull ness ? "
picture them all naked eating a carrot

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"To relive the unrelenting boredom I’m people watching in the restaurant. So far there’s cabin crew, nice looking ladies, two old dears, a couple on a date, a bloke that looks like he wants to kill someone and me! Any tips to pass the dull ness ? picture them all naked eating a carrot "

Just the one carrot, or one each?

The details are important

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To relive the unrelenting boredom I’m people watching in the restaurant. So far there’s cabin crew, nice looking ladies, two old dears, a couple on a date, a bloke that looks like he wants to kill someone and me! Any tips to pass the dull ness ? picture them all naked eating a carrot

Just the one carrot, or one each?

The details are important "

I’m going just the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 19/11/19 20:25:23]"

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I love people watching, especially somewhere busy where there's a lot of coming and going!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is going to go down in Fab history as one of the best threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats called stalking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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My carrot got stuck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Italians left not so much as a glance, they obviously don’t know I’m a history maker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To relive the unrelenting boredom I’m people watching in the restaurant. So far there’s cabin crew, nice looking ladies, two old dears, a couple on a date, a bloke that looks like he wants to kill someone and me! Any tips to pass the dull ness ? picture them all naked eating a carrot

Just the one carrot, or one each?

The details are important "
end to end carrot chomping naked

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"To relive the unrelenting boredom I’m people watching in the restaurant. So far there’s cabin crew, nice looking ladies, two old dears, a couple on a date, a bloke that looks like he wants to kill someone and me! Any tips to pass the dull ness ? picture them all naked eating a carrot

Just the one carrot, or one each?

The details are important end to end carrot chomping naked "

You sick,sick puppy.

I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To relive the unrelenting boredom I’m people watching in the restaurant. So far there’s cabin crew, nice looking ladies, two old dears, a couple on a date, a bloke that looks like he wants to kill someone and me! Any tips to pass the dull ness ? picture them all naked eating a carrot

Just the one carrot, or one each?

The details are important end to end carrot chomping naked

You sick,sick puppy.

I like it "
imagine the benefits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mavis & Doris are leaving, they’ve got a hot date!

Spanish lothario can’t get away he’s trapped

Cabin crew are boring they’re talking shop, all groups including campers but they’re getting louder too much Pinot

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Mavis & Doris are leaving, they’ve got a hot date!

Spanish lothario can’t get away he’s trapped

Cabin crew are boring they’re talking shop, all groups including campers but they’re getting louder too much Pinot "

Mavis and Doris have one date? Go girls!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It’s all died down now, I hope you all enjoyed it

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