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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

I have a persistent cough following on from the flu. It is annoying as hell.

Google says I'm dieing. And we all know the best place to ask for medical advice is from the Karen's of the world on the Internet.

So does anyone have any advice for soothing and helping get rid of a sore throat and dry cough?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I have a persistent cough following on from the flu. It is annoying as hell.

Google says I'm dieing. And we all know the best place to ask for medical advice is from the Karen's of the world on the Internet.

So does anyone have any advice for soothing and helping get rid of a sore throat and dry cough? "

Honey, steam, rest. Tedious but effective

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Try lemon and honey rub Vicks on your chest x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading that made me cough in sympathy.... .... I'm a man I know nothing, only suffering. Feel better soon buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww OP lots of water and paracetamol

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hot drinks at least help the symptoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told by a hospital consultant that for a cough nothing works but plenty of hot drinks will soothe the throat

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Clear soups really do help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can gargle with warm water. Add a quarter of teaspoon of salt per cup.

Also warm drinks. Avoid dairy products.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Clear soups really do help"
and garlic

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Full sugar for the throat.

As regards the cough....is it the sort wherein you can hock-a-loogie/summon a slime demon?

If so, then by all means do so - get it out your system

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try to resist dry coughing, it only leads to more coughing. And humid air will help.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

*full sugar coka cola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try to gargle hot spunk fresh from the tap

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Steamy room xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Try to gargle hot spunk fresh from the tap "

What's that called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to bed boil a kettle, pour contents into a bowl. Add a few drops of olbas oil or some vapo rub and sleep with it in your room.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Welsh Lass

Gargle with diluted TCP. Make sure it’s correctly diluted or you’ll have no throat left.

Vapour rub on the outside of the throat.

That’s all I’ve got.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manuka honey , lemon slice , hot water , stopped mi e xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try to gargle hot spunk fresh from the tap

What's that called?"

Remedy from the front

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Try to gargle hot spunk fresh from the tap

What's that called?

Remedy from the front"

That will make him worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try to gargle hot spunk fresh from the tap "

I bet you bathe in the stuff, you stud you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a persistent cough following on from the flu. It is annoying as hell.

Google says I'm dieing. And we all know the best place to ask for medical advice is from the Karen's of the world on the Internet.

So does anyone have any advice for soothing and helping get rid of a sore throat and dry cough? "

Avoid dairy products and banana, instead take citrus fruits, rum with warm water and half lemon. Brandy is best. Take Steam, humidify room, drink plenty of waters, soup mix with white paper, Ginger and green chilies (as per tolerable level)

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Gargle warm salt water

Lots of water

Honey and lemon

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Honey ginger tea x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try to gargle hot spunk fresh from the tap

What's that called?

Remedy from the front

That will make him worse"

Not if combined with sea salt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try to gargle hot spunk fresh from the tap

I bet you bathe in the stuff, you stud you

Well you know me

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Try to gargle hot spunk fresh from the tap

What's that called?

Remedy from the front

That will make him worse

Not if combined with sea salt "

Glad your not my nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of things may help but a post-viral cough can sometimes linger for a few weeks. Try honey and lemon Lockets, breathe in steam, bit yucky but gargle with salt water and use a decongestant like Vicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask a man. They always seem to know the best cure for a sore throat

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Ask a man. They always seem to know the best cure for a sore throat

Oh? What is it??

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Thank you for the suggestions! Will try a few... At the same time. One is bound to work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am being serious. I put coconut oil on a carrot and stick it real deep down my throat and wow I am cured every single time. It has to be a fat carrot though.

I hope you feel better soon lovely!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I am being serious. I put coconut oil on a carrot and stick it real deep down my throat and wow I am cured every single time. It has to be a fat carrot though.

I hope you feel better soon lovely! "

I really love your avatar Lemmy. It makes me smile every time.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’ll look after you petal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am being serious. I put coconut oil on a carrot and stick it real deep down my throat and wow I am cured every single time. It has to be a fat carrot though.

I hope you feel better soon lovely!

I really love your avatar Lemmy. It makes me smile every time.

Thank you Meli

I think it sends a very important message

Also I am liking your boob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Persistent coughs? Besudes honey.

I drink pineapple juice.

I just got over that flu. Took 3 weeks and lots of crying and wondering if I was gonna live.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I am being serious. I put coconut oil on a carrot and stick it real deep down my throat and wow I am cured every single time. It has to be a fat carrot though.

I hope you feel better soon lovely!

I really love your avatar Lemmy. It makes me smile every time.

Thank you Meli

I think it sends a very important message

Also I am liking your boob

Is the message that you're a dildicorn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the message that you're a dildicorn?"

Dildicorn

my dream ever since I turned 18

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for sore throats I give my children hot blackcurrant cordial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a persistent cough following on from the flu. It is annoying as hell.

Google says I'm dieing. And we all know the best place to ask for medical advice is from the Karen's of the world on the Internet.

So does anyone have any advice for soothing and helping get rid of a sore throat and dry cough? "
jack Daniels it acts like a throat lozenge

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"I have a persistent cough following on from the flu. It is annoying as hell.

So does anyone have any advice for soothing and helping get rid of a sore throat and dry cough? "

do you have any other symptoms like short of breath.

struggerling with work

if not just a common cold for night use vicks vapor rub helps to breath better also allows you to cough out flem better

sore throat only the black lozengers worked from halls for me and a few others .

and drink plenty of drinks

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You can gargle with warm water. Add a quarter of teaspoon of salt per cup.

Also warm drinks. Avoid dairy products. "

Yep , warm salt water sorts most things

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I am being serious. I put coconut oil on a carrot and stick it real deep down my throat and wow I am cured every single time. It has to be a fat carrot though.

I hope you feel better soon lovely!

I really love your avatar Lemmy. It makes me smile every time.

Thank you Meli

I think it sends a very important message

Also I am liking your boob

Is the message that you're a dildicorn?"

So a coconut oil soaked large and fat carrot shoved down my throat, does that turn me in to a dildicorn too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So a coconut oil soaked large and fat carrot shoved down my throat, does that turn me in to a dildicorn too? "

I don't know why people don't take me seriously

doing it won't turn you into a dildicorn that's just my natural form at the moment I am sorry to disappoint. But I swear to the Lord above that a nice gag on a coconut carrot really does cure a sore throat. Make sure you really get it deep so your eyes water (clears your sinuses)

Would I lie to you?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

So a coconut oil soaked large and fat carrot shoved down my throat, does that turn me in to a dildicorn too?

I don't know why people don't take me seriously

Would I lie to you?

Well you did pixelfish me.

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Hours in a sauna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So a coconut oil soaked large and fat carrot shoved down my throat, does that turn me in to a dildicorn too?

I don't know why people don't take me seriously

Would I lie to you?

Well you did pixelfish me.

If you try it maybe I'll remove my pixels!

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

So a coconut oil soaked large and fat carrot shoved down my throat, does that turn me in to a dildicorn too?

I don't know why people don't take me seriously

Would I lie to you?

Well you did pixelfish me.

If you try it maybe I'll remove my pixels!

Haha it had best work!

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