FabSwingers.com forum: What on earth is wrong

By *orny8guy OP Man
over a year ago

Bideford

Hello everyone I was hoping to get a bit of help to figure out why I never get messages from any lovely ladies on here. Surly replying to a messages saying not interested doesn't cost much...

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

A few facts of life for most single guys on fab:

- joining the site guarantees absolutely zero

- very rarely will you receive unsolicited messages from women, unless your profile is out of this world.

- most women have no need of messaging first as they pick and choose from the better of the hundreds of daily messages they receive to reply to

- results are usually proportionate to the effort you put in to your profile and your messaging.

- forums are brilliant to meet and converse with people.

- if you're not willing to have initiative on your side, don't bother

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"A few facts of life for most single guys on fab:

- joining the site guarantees absolutely zero

- very rarely will you receive unsolicited messages from women, unless your profile is out of this world.

- most women have no need of messaging first as they pick and choose from the better of the hundreds of daily messages they receive to reply to

- results are usually proportionate to the effort you put in to your profile and your messaging.

- forums are brilliant to meet and converse with people.

- if you're not willing to have initiative on your side, don't bother"

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By *est Wales WifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Carmarthen

" Surly replying to a messages saying not interested doesn't cost much... "

1. Discussed many times in the forums

2. You did read the sites FAQ's didn't you (where this is explained)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello everyone I was hoping to get a bit of help to figure out why I never get messages from any lovely ladies on here. Surly replying to a messages saying not interested doesn't cost much... "

It costs time and causes grief. No one wants to deal with messages asking why not or abusing them for saying no. I'm afraid that's the reality of Fab. My profile states I won't reply if I'm not interested, if people don't bother to read it or think it doesn't mean them... I'm afraid that's on them.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Welsh Lass

You’re one cake in a cake shop. There are lots of other cakes. Women are spoilt for choice, don’t take it personally.

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

Its worth getting into the fame.of mind that sending a message will never mean getting one back. I've met two women in the almost four years I've been on here. I still message women but i put it outnof my mind once its done. It is nice when someone does respond even if just to say no thank you. I've gotten angry and frustrated with it but its not worth it.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Some women don't even want to have a cake. They just enjoy looking in the window.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Some women don't even want to have a cake. They just enjoy looking in the window. "

so true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What _hillout said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It cost a lot of time to reply to messages.. so i give my time selectively..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*costs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just because women get messages from men who are interested, it doesn't mean women are also interested in them.

Nobody owes them a reply. As harsh as it sounds.

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"You’re one cake in a cake shop. There are lots of other cakes. Women are spoilt for choice, don’t take it personally."

I'm pretty good at baking.

I'm considering opening a patisserie.

No cock shaped cakes, just extremely delicious calorie laden slices of sin.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"You’re one cake in a cake shop. There are lots of other cakes. Women are spoilt for choice, don’t take it personally.

I'm pretty good at baking.

I'm considering opening a patisserie.

No cock shaped cakes, just extremely delicious calorie laden slices of sin."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re one cake in a cake shop. There are lots of other cakes. Women are spoilt for choice, don’t take it personally.

I'm pretty good at baking.

I'm considering opening a patisserie.

No cock shaped cakes, just extremely delicious calorie laden slices of sin."

Slices of sin! Love that.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"You’re one cake in a cake shop. There are lots of other cakes. Women are spoilt for choice, don’t take it personally.

I'm pretty good at baking.

I'm considering opening a patisserie.

No cock shaped cakes, just extremely delicious calorie laden slices of sin."

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A few facts of life for most single guys on fab:

- joining the site guarantees absolutely zero

- very rarely will you receive unsolicited messages from women, unless your profile is out of this world.

- most women have no need of messaging first as they pick and choose from the better of the hundreds of daily messages they receive to reply to

- results are usually proportionate to the effort you put in to your profile and your messaging.

- forums are brilliant to meet and converse with people.

- if you're not willing to have initiative on your side, don't bother"

All the men bar two that I've met through here I messaged first. All the ones I intend to meet again are the ones I have messaged first. Maybe I'm just thirsty

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Welsh Lass

"You’re one cake in a cake shop. There are lots of other cakes. Women are spoilt for choice, don’t take it personally.

I'm pretty good at baking.

I'm considering opening a patisserie.

No cock shaped cakes, just extremely delicious calorie laden slices of sin."

I’ll be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few facts of life for most single guys on fab:

- joining the site guarantees absolutely zero

- very rarely will you receive unsolicited messages from women, unless your profile is out of this world.

- most women have no need of messaging first as they pick and choose from the better of the hundreds of daily messages they receive to reply to

- results are usually proportionate to the effort you put in to your profile and your messaging.

- forums are brilliant to meet and converse with people.

- if you're not willing to have initiative on your side, don't bother

All the men bar two that I've met through here I messaged first. All the ones I intend to meet again are the ones I have messaged first. Maybe I'm just thirsty

A girl is gotta stay hydrated

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A few facts of life for most single guys on fab:

- joining the site guarantees absolutely zero

- very rarely will you receive unsolicited messages from women, unless your profile is out of this world.

- most women have no need of messaging first as they pick and choose from the better of the hundreds of daily messages they receive to reply to

- results are usually proportionate to the effort you put in to your profile and your messaging.

- forums are brilliant to meet and converse with people.

- if you're not willing to have initiative on your side, don't bother

All the men bar two that I've met through here I messaged first. All the ones I intend to meet again are the ones I have messaged first. Maybe I'm just thirsty

#knowswhatshewantsandgoesforit

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hello everyone I was hoping to get a bit of help to figure out why I never get messages from any lovely ladies on here. Surly replying to a messages saying not interested doesn't cost much... "

It costs time and emotional labour. I have 1500 messages in my inbox. Do you really want an inbox full of rejections anyway?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A few facts of life for most single guys on fab:

- joining the site guarantees absolutely zero

- very rarely will you receive unsolicited messages from women, unless your profile is out of this world.

- most women have no need of messaging first as they pick and choose from the better of the hundreds of daily messages they receive to reply to

- results are usually proportionate to the effort you put in to your profile and your messaging.

- forums are brilliant to meet and converse with people.

- if you're not willing to have initiative on your side, don't bother

All the men bar two that I've met through here I messaged first. All the ones I intend to meet again are the ones I have messaged first. Maybe I'm just thirsty

A girl is gotta stay hydrated "

Ain't that the truth!

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Consider the cake shop analogy.

A woman visits the cake shop after work and sees 50 cakes vying for her attention. Most are rather similar, basic sponge or chocolate cakes. Many aren't imaginatively displayed nor do they have imaginative names.

She's likely to choose the well decorated cake with the name that caught her attention and which contains flavours she's in the mood for.

And she's not going to go around the other 40-odd cakes apologising for not choosing them. Especially as experience tells her many of the rejected cakes will pester her (awwww why not?) or abuse her.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"You’re one cake in a cake shop. There are lots of other cakes. Women are spoilt for choice, don’t take it personally."

I'd be the trifle.

Big and sweet. With cherries on top.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Hello everyone I was hoping to get a bit of help to figure out why I never get messages from any lovely ladies on here. Surly replying to a messages saying not interested doesn't cost much...

It costs time and emotional labour. I have 1500 messages in my inbox. Do you really want an inbox full of rejections anyway?"

A big fat 0 in mine

ahhh to be a lady on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Consider the cake shop analogy.

She's likely to choose the well decorated cake with the name that caught her attention and which contains flavours she's in the mood for.

And she's not going to go around the other 40-odd cakes apologising for not choosing them. Especially as experience tells her many of the rejected cakes will pester her (awwww why not?) or abuse her. "

Hello, I like cake. Will you take me too this cake shop ? Although sometimes I do like a simple Victoria sponge

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A few facts of life for most single guys on fab:

- joining the site guarantees absolutely zero

- very rarely will you receive unsolicited messages from women, unless your profile is out of this world.

- most women have no need of messaging first as they pick and choose from the better of the hundreds of daily messages they receive to reply to

- results are usually proportionate to the effort you put in to your profile and your messaging.

- forums are brilliant to meet and converse with people.

- if you're not willing to have initiative on your side, don't bother

All the men bar two that I've met through here I messaged first. All the ones I intend to meet again are the ones I have messaged first. Maybe I'm just thirsty

#knowswhatshewantsandgoesforit

It seems to be working for me anyway. It's always funny when I message someone who's apparently hotlisted me but never spoken to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello everyone I was hoping to get a bit of help to figure out why I never get messages from any lovely ladies on here. Surly replying to a messages saying not interested doesn't cost much...

It costs time and emotional labour. I have 1500 messages in my inbox. Do you really want an inbox full of rejections anyway?"

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"A few facts of life for most single guys on fab:

- joining the site guarantees absolutely zero

- very rarely will you receive unsolicited messages from women, unless your profile is out of this world.

- most women have no need of messaging first as they pick and choose from the better of the hundreds of daily messages they receive to reply to

- results are usually proportionate to the effort you put in to your profile and your messaging.

- forums are brilliant to meet and converse with people.

- if you're not willing to have initiative on your side, don't bother

All the men bar two that I've met through here I messaged first. All the ones I intend to meet again are the ones I have messaged first. Maybe I'm just thirsty

#knowswhatshewantsandgoesforit

It seems to be working for me anyway. It's always funny when I message someone who's apparently hotlisted me but never spoken to me."

That's happened with me as well. Delicious coincidence

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hello everyone I was hoping to get a bit of help to figure out why I never get messages from any lovely ladies on here. Surly replying to a messages saying not interested doesn't cost much...

It costs time and emotional labour. I have 1500 messages in my inbox. Do you really want an inbox full of rejections anyway?

A big fat 0 in mine

ahhh to be a lady on fab

You can have all the dick pics, substance offers and requests to be free entertainment for stag dos if you like? That should clear half of them.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A few facts of life for most single guys on fab:

- joining the site guarantees absolutely zero

- very rarely will you receive unsolicited messages from women, unless your profile is out of this world.

- most women have no need of messaging first as they pick and choose from the better of the hundreds of daily messages they receive to reply to

- results are usually proportionate to the effort you put in to your profile and your messaging.

- forums are brilliant to meet and converse with people.

- if you're not willing to have initiative on your side, don't bother

All the men bar two that I've met through here I messaged first. All the ones I intend to meet again are the ones I have messaged first. Maybe I'm just thirsty

#knowswhatshewantsandgoesforit

It seems to be working for me anyway. It's always funny when I message someone who's apparently hotlisted me but never spoken to me.

That's happened with me as well. Delicious coincidence

Isn't it just!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Hello everyone I was hoping to get a bit of help to figure out why I never get messages from any lovely ladies on here. Surly replying to a messages saying not interested doesn't cost much...

It costs time and emotional labour. I have 1500 messages in my inbox. Do you really want an inbox full of rejections anyway?

A big fat 0 in mine

ahhh to be a lady on fab

You can have all the dick pics, substance offers and requests to be free entertainment for stag dos if you like? That should clear half of them."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello everyone I was hoping to get a bit of help to figure out why I never get messages from any lovely ladies on here. Surly replying to a messages saying not interested doesn't cost much...

It costs time and emotional labour. I have 1500 messages in my inbox. Do you really want an inbox full of rejections anyway?

A big fat 0 in mine

ahhh to be a lady on fab

Yeah it's great. Fancy this twenty times a day? :

Omg you're so hot! Wow, just stunning!! Wanna play?

No.

Fuck off then you fat slut.

It's a joy that never ends....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, do you reply to every single piece of junk mail that lands in your physical mailbox or in your email one? If yes, kudos to you.

As others have said, replying takes time, and unless you block the person you're not interested in straight after sending the reply, you would get 'why not' or 'try me' or pure abuse.

Though saying that, I still reply to most of my messages, but I am no longer 'fresh meat', have been here a while, and I don't get loads of messages. Some women get hundreds per day. Just shifting through them to see if there is anyone that takes your fancy can be full time job.

Piece of advice: delete all the messages from your 'sent' folder. Then, if you get any reply, it would be unexpected and a bonus.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hello everyone I was hoping to get a bit of help to figure out why I never get messages from any lovely ladies on here. Surly replying to a messages saying not interested doesn't cost much...

It costs time and emotional labour. I have 1500 messages in my inbox. Do you really want an inbox full of rejections anyway?

A big fat 0 in mine

ahhh to be a lady on fab

Yeah it's great. Fancy this twenty times a day? :

Omg you're so hot! Wow, just stunning!! Wanna play?

No.

Fuck off then you fat slut.

It's a joy that never ends.... "

Or random requests like buying your toenail clippings

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

"Although sometimes I do like a simple Victoria sponge "

Nothing wrong with a Victoria sponge, and sometimes the lady will indeed choose one.... Probably one that's put effort into how it's selling itself with a good display and amusing or thoughtful name.

I'm right off the cake menu, jelly with a daft name I chose 16 years ago!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Hello everyone I was hoping to get a bit of help to figure out why I never get messages from any lovely ladies on here. Surly replying to a messages saying not interested doesn't cost much...

It costs time and emotional labour. I have 1500 messages in my inbox. Do you really want an inbox full of rejections anyway?

A big fat 0 in mine

ahhh to be a lady on fab

Yeah it's great. Fancy this twenty times a day? :

Omg you're so hot! Wow, just stunning!! Wanna play?

No.

Fuck off then you fat slut.

It's a joy that never ends.... "

Hope you have pet insurance! I'm going to ruin your pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn’t you post this last week

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hello everyone I was hoping to get a bit of help to figure out why I never get messages from any lovely ladies on here. Surly replying to a messages saying not interested doesn't cost much...

It costs time and emotional labour. I have 1500 messages in my inbox. Do you really want an inbox full of rejections anyway?

A big fat 0 in mine

ahhh to be a lady on fab

Yeah it's great. Fancy this twenty times a day? :

Omg you're so hot! Wow, just stunning!! Wanna play?

No.

Fuck off then you fat slut.

It's a joy that never ends....

Hope you have pet insurance! I'm going to ruin your pussy. "

I'd have a giggle at that at least

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Hello everyone I was hoping to get a bit of help to figure out why I never get messages from any lovely ladies on here. Surly replying to a messages saying not interested doesn't cost much...

It costs time and emotional labour. I have 1500 messages in my inbox. Do you really want an inbox full of rejections anyway?

A big fat 0 in mine

ahhh to be a lady on fab

You can have all the dick pics, substance offers and requests to be free entertainment for stag dos if you like? That should clear half of them."

That was meant as tongue in cheek

I'm well aware of what you receive on a constant basis. I've done P.A. work for a couple of friends before who couldn't be bothered and while I enjoyed the piss taking and blocking of the incoming crap, I can see how it gets tiring and tedious very quickly. Daily eye roll routine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you put up a pic of u going bb balls deep on a bum hole you will be popular

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hello everyone I was hoping to get a bit of help to figure out why I never get messages from any lovely ladies on here. Surly replying to a messages saying not interested doesn't cost much...

It costs time and emotional labour. I have 1500 messages in my inbox. Do you really want an inbox full of rejections anyway?

A big fat 0 in mine

ahhh to be a lady on fab

You can have all the dick pics, substance offers and requests to be free entertainment for stag dos if you like? That should clear half of them.

That was meant as tongue in cheek

Someone could make a killing from the ladies of fab if they offered treatment for eye strain as a result of repetitive eye rolling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello everyone I was hoping to get a bit of help to figure out why I never get messages from any lovely ladies on here. Surly replying to a messages saying not interested doesn't cost much...

It costs time and emotional labour. I have 1500 messages in my inbox. Do you really want an inbox full of rejections anyway?

A big fat 0 in mine

ahhh to be a lady on fab

You can have all the dick pics, substance offers and requests to be free entertainment for stag dos if you like? That should clear half of them.

That was meant as tongue in cheek

Someone could make a killing from the ladies of fab if they offered treatment for eye strain as a result of repetitive eye rolling

Ladies never do like having a strained eye or messy hair

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Hello everyone I was hoping to get a bit of help to figure out why I never get messages from any lovely ladies on here. Surly replying to a messages saying not interested doesn't cost much...

It costs time and emotional labour. I have 1500 messages in my inbox. Do you really want an inbox full of rejections anyway?

A big fat 0 in mine

ahhh to be a lady on fab

You can have all the dick pics, substance offers and requests to be free entertainment for stag dos if you like? That should clear half of them.

That was meant as tongue in cheek

Someone could make a killing from the ladies of fab if they offered treatment for eye strain as a result of repetitive eye rolling

I smell a business opportunity

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Hello everyone I was hoping to get a bit of help to figure out why I never get messages from any lovely ladies on here. Surly replying to a messages saying not interested doesn't cost much...

It costs time and emotional labour. I have 1500 messages in my inbox. Do you really want an inbox full of rejections anyway?

A big fat 0 in mine

ahhh to be a lady on fab

You can have all the dick pics, substance offers and requests to be free entertainment for stag dos if you like? That should clear half of them.

That was meant as tongue in cheek

Someone could make a killing from the ladies of fab if they offered treatment for eye strain as a result of repetitive eye rolling

I smell a business opportunity

What happened to your ironing service?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

There was a series of threads ages ago, I think Tame started it. If women were like men on Fab. There were tears of laughter. It was cathartic.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I've just baked a rather nice lemon sponge

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Hello everyone I was hoping to get a bit of help to figure out why I never get messages from any lovely ladies on here. Surly replying to a messages saying not interested doesn't cost much...

It costs time and emotional labour. I have 1500 messages in my inbox. Do you really want an inbox full of rejections anyway?

A big fat 0 in mine

ahhh to be a lady on fab

You can have all the dick pics, substance offers and requests to be free entertainment for stag dos if you like? That should clear half of them.

That was meant as tongue in cheek

Someone could make a killing from the ladies of fab if they offered treatment for eye strain as a result of repetitive eye rolling

I smell a business opportunity

What happened to your ironing service?

Multi-services company for greater customer base

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

"There was a series of threads ages ago, I think Tame started it. If women were like men on Fab. There were tears of laughter. It was cathartic. "

Gynecological pics with shampoo bottles to indicate size.... Photographed in dirty bathrooms or untidy bedrooms!

I laughed out loud just now seeing a profile with a strap-on photographed over the toilet. Well played.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"There was a series of threads ages ago, I think Tame started it. If women were like men on Fab. There were tears of laughter. It was cathartic.

Gynecological pics with shampoo bottles to indicate size.... Photographed in dirty bathrooms or untidy bedrooms!

I laughed out loud just now seeing a profile with a strap-on photographed over the toilet. Well played. "

My posts included my breeding services* and the come late at night tell no one wank fantasy.

* these services are fictitious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a series of threads ages ago, I think Tame started it. If women were like men on Fab. There were tears of laughter. It was cathartic.

Gynecological pics with shampoo bottles to indicate size.... Photographed in dirty bathrooms or untidy bedrooms!

I laughed out loud just now seeing a profile with a strap-on photographed over the toilet. Well played. "

Oh there's nothing like a bit of Armitage shanks as a background to get your motor running..

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"All the men bar two that I've met through here I messaged first. All the ones I intend to meet again are the ones I have messaged first. Maybe I'm just thirsty

I'm exactly the same - I guess I just enjoy the hunt

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Oh there's nothing like a bit of Armitage shanks as a background to get your motor running..

Oh i love it when you talk so dirty.

I once had one made by Royal Doulton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh there's nothing like a bit of Armitage shanks as a background to get your motor running..

Oh i love it when you talk so dirty.

I once had one made by Royal Doulton. "

With a back to wall cistern and push button flush? ( yeah you like that baby?

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Oh there's nothing like a bit of Armitage shanks as a background to get your motor running..

Oh i love it when you talk so dirty.

I once had one made by Royal Doulton.

With a back to wall cistern and push button flush? ( yeah you like that baby?

)

Oh my... I prefer a handle.... More tactile... You minx!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"There was a series of threads ages ago, I think Tame started it. If women were like men on Fab. There were tears of laughter. It was cathartic.

Gynecological pics with shampoo bottles to indicate size.... Photographed in dirty bathrooms or untidy bedrooms!

I laughed out loud just now seeing a profile with a strap-on photographed over the toilet. Well played. "

you're welcome!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh there's nothing like a bit of Armitage shanks as a background to get your motor running..

Oh i love it when you talk so dirty.

I once had one made by Royal Doulton.

With a back to wall cistern and push button flush? ( yeah you like that baby?

)

Oh my... I prefer a handle.... More tactile... You minx! "

Ooh err

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"All the men bar two that I've met through here I messaged first. All the ones I intend to meet again are the ones I have messaged first. Maybe I'm just thirsty

I'm exactly the same - I guess I just enjoy the hunt

Me too! And devouring my prey

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"All the men bar two that I've met through here I messaged first. All the ones I intend to meet again are the ones I have messaged first. Maybe I'm just thirsty

I'm exactly the same - I guess I just enjoy the hunt

Nothing wrong with being thirsty. I'm a fully signed up sending the first message thirsty woman.

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Hello everyone I was hoping to get a bit of help to figure out why I never get messages from any lovely ladies on here. Surly replying to a messages saying not interested doesn't cost much... "

Surely if you joined over a year ago you've managed to find the site FAQ's by now.

No reply = polite no thanks.

It's not rude it's just practical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You live in Bideford x

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"You live in Bideford x"

Nothing wrong with Bideford, they have a celebrity "Man with Duck", I have also seen him in Barnstaple, he's global (awww c'mon the bow-tie is cute)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You live in Bideford x

Nothing wrong with Bideford, they have a celebrity "Man with Duck", I have also seen him in Barnstaple, he's global (awww c'mon the bow-tie is cute)"

I was just stating a fact. I havnt said it was wrong.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"You live in Bideford x

Nothing wrong with Bideford, they have a celebrity "Man with Duck", I have also seen him in Barnstaple, he's global (awww c'mon the bow-tie is cute)

I was just stating a fact. I havE'nt said it was wrong.

Have an E on me

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