FabSwingers.com forum: best jokes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah I'm bored need a giggle.

Give me ya best jokes

Mine is why do jungle animals not play card games.

Because there are two many cheaters'

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Paddy & Mick are in a plane that's about to crash .

Paddy says " as we close I'm gonna turn the plane upside down, that way we'll fall out " .

Mick replies " No we wont , we've been friends too long "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Paddy & Mick are in a plane that's about to crash .

Paddy says " as we close I'm gonna turn the plane upside down, that way we'll fall out " .

Mick replies " No we wont , we've been friends too long "

Are those the two who's two seater plane crashed into a Belfast graveyard? Police have recovered 398 bodies so far, but expect to find more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother in law call to her son in law. I can smell gas in my house, what I should to do she ask? He answered: Mom you are very religious person so enlightening candle and pray.

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By *hank you sirMan
over a year ago

colchester

I was giving this girl a blowjib the other day when I though, "hang on a minute..."

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

My dog bit the mother in law so i took him to the vet.

The vet asked if i wanted him put to sleep?

I said no i want his teeth sharpened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings. And Walt disnae

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings. And Walt disnae

Aye your no rang there

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

What do you call a broken boomerang....???................... A stick.... Sorry That was dels... K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?.......fish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's a joke for all you psychics out there...

Geddit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings. And Walt disnae

Aye your no rang there"

Guy walks into a bakery in Glesgae and asks the girl behind the counter "excuse me, doll, is that a doughnut or a meringue?"

She replies "no you're right, it's a doughnut"

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Full...

Sorry

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

My uncle died peacefully in his sleep

Unlike the passenger's in his car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I must have had a dodgy tin of Alphabet soup yesterday because I have just had the worst vowel movement of my life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock knock

Who’s there?

An interrupting sheep

An interr...

BAAA!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock

Who’s there?

An interrupting sheep

An interr...

BAAA!!!"

Love it

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

"What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings. And Walt disnae

Aye your no rang there

Guy walks into a bakery in Glesgae and asks the girl behind the counter "excuse me, doll, is that a doughnut or a meringue?"

She replies "no you're right, it's a doughnut"

Del always saying this and has he Scottish it sounds funny. Has to be read in a Scottish accent k

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings. And Walt disnae

Aye your no rang there

Guy walks into a bakery in Glesgae and asks the girl behind the counter "excuse me, doll, is that a doughnut or a meringue?"

She replies "no you're right, it's a doughnut"

Del always saying this and has he Scottish it sounds funny. Has to be read in a Scottish accent k"

Aye, ah ken whit ye mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled, "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted to. I was keeping the umbrella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock

Who’s there?

An interrupting sheep

An interr...

BAAA!!!

Love it

I told that one to a group of friends when we were all sleep deprived, and we all nearly died laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I put the wrong sock on.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Since its got cold my girlfriend is always asking me if she should call down and visit her mum more just to see if shes ok and warm enough.

I keep telling her that she will be fine, as the garden shed is'nt too bad in winter and that i put heavy felt on the roof last year.

Anyway she has an extra blanket for when it gets really cold.

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Retrash out last week's one

What have a pint of Guinness and a priest got in common,.

They both covered from head to toe in black with a white collar,

And if you get a bad it will rip the arse out of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"[punchline Removed by poster at 19/11/19 21:17:33]"

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

In the throws of passion my mrs shrieked give me 12inches and hurt me so I stuck my dick in twice and nutted her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the throws of passion my mrs shrieked give me 12inches and hurt me so I stuck my dick in twice and nutted her"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, "two to four years."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q. What kind of bees produce milk?

A. Boobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy goes to the doctors and says "I've got a problem Doc, I have 5 penises."

The doctor asks "Wow, how do your pants fit?"

He replied, "Like a glove."

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