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By *ntilogically OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere between Newport and Cardiff

I go potty when I see someone chewing chocolate. I want to snatch the rest of it from them and scream "YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS"

It's one of the most amazing things humans have created, it should be allowed to melt in the mouth so every molecule can be tasted and savoured.

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

I chew chocolate, and brace yourself, icecream too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I chew Toblerone

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Flakes melt in the mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm with you on that. Chocolate has to melt in the mouth.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

Reminds me my 4 year old savoured this glowing precious sweet in his hand. Careful put it in his mouth and began to suck. Seconds later he looked up at me, tears welling in his eyes 'daddy I swallowed it' lol

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By *ntilogically OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere between Newport and Cardiff


"Reminds me my 4 year old savoured this glowing precious sweet in his hand. Careful put it in his mouth and began to suck. Seconds later he looked up at me, tears welling in his eyes 'daddy I swallowed it' lol"

That's beautiful, the wonder of a child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Touch me or my chocolate or scream I don’t deserve it you will get a shift headbutt to the throat

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By *ntilogically OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere between Newport and Cardiff

I should also point out that it never touches my teeth, and one good sized bar of Dairy Milk will last weeks (it has to be Cadbury's chocolate btw). So I save money on the chocolate and dentist fees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should also point out that it never touches my teeth, and one good sized bar of Dairy Milk will last weeks (it has to be Cadbury's chocolate btw). So I save money on the chocolate and dentist fees"

Party central haha

Choco lasts me minutes

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By *ntilogically OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere between Newport and Cardiff


"I should also point out that it never touches my teeth, and one good sized bar of Dairy Milk will last weeks (it has to be Cadbury's chocolate btw). So I save money on the chocolate and dentist fees

Party central haha

Choco lasts me minutes "

Now seems like a good time to make a comparison with sex, which I also like to make last a long time, and so i wonder if the two things are connected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should also point out that it never touches my teeth, and one good sized bar of Dairy Milk will last weeks (it has to be Cadbury's chocolate btw). So I save money on the chocolate and dentist fees

Party central haha

Choco lasts me minutes

Now seems like a good time to make a comparison with sex, which I also like to make last a long time, and so i wonder if the two things are connected "

They aren’t

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

But room-temperature chocolate has a beautiful consistency for biting through. I feel I would totally miss out on that sensation if I just sucked on chocolate. Luke

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By *ntilogically OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere between Newport and Cardiff


"I should also point out that it never touches my teeth, and one good sized bar of Dairy Milk will last weeks (it has to be Cadbury's chocolate btw). So I save money on the chocolate and dentist fees

Party central haha

Choco lasts me minutes

Now seems like a good time to make a comparison with sex, which I also like to make last a long time, and so i wonder if the two things are connected

They aren’t "

I think I'd get the true answer to that question if I asked the women on here

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Of course you could always eat your flake like this woman does in this TV advert from the 1980s

https://youtu.be/GVia3SqoP-A

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By *exsenceCouple
over a year ago

stalybridge

I’d share my sex and body don’t ask me to share my chocolate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who chews chocolate is going to hell

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By *ntilogically OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere between Newport and Cardiff


"Of course you could always eat your flake like this woman does in this TV advert from the 1980s

https://youtu.be/GVia3SqoP-A"

I know what you're saying without looking, but if I'd eaten any phallically shaped food like that my mates would have had something to say about it

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I used to see a woman who only did oral sex when she had chocolate in her mouth...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I chew chocolate, and brace yourself, icecream too."

How can you chew ice cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I chew chocolate, and brace yourself, icecream too.

How can you chew ice cream?"

People who have ice cream touch and bite down with their teeth and white walker demons

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Anyone had american chocolate? Nasty, nasty, nasty... Doesn't melt in the mouth, you have to chew it! They make it with a higher melting point because the average temperature in many states would cause proper chocolate to melt during transit.

Just think, an entire nation (and many others too!) where the majority have never had the true chocolate experience...

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Never accept a boiled sweet, Brazil or hazelnut from an elderly person.

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By *ntilogically OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere between Newport and Cardiff


"I used to see a woman who only did oral sex when she had chocolate in her mouth..."

There's a certain logic there and I had a girlfriend who had me licking chocolate sauce off her pussy. Not the best thing I ever licked off her pussy tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freaks.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Freaks..... "

Swallow innit.....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hug

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I suck chocolate. My small human chews ice lollies

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Eat chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sucked a snickers once then died choking on a peanut

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Of course you could always eat your flake like this woman does in this TV advert from the 1980s

https://youtu.be/GVia3SqoP-A"

I remember it well. There was another of a lady in a bath eating a flake in a very sensual manner x

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Here's an idea, heat it up and eat from a cup ...

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