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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sitting at a dogging spot when a youngish couple pull up 3 spaces along from me and start to kiss and cuddle, obviously he was up for it and she was playful but nervous. I watched for 10/15 mins and they were getting braver when a bloke pulls right next to them and is clearly wanking as he got straight out. Needless to say the couple very quickly cleared off! They looked as angry as i did!! Come on guys show some respect and think about it!! Grrrr.. no wonder dogging is dying out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting at a dogging spot when a youngish couple pull up 3 spaces along from me and start to kiss and cuddle, obviously he was up for it and she was playful but nervous. I watched for 10/15 mins and they were getting braver when a bloke pulls right next to them and is clearly wanking as he got straight out. Needless to say the couple very quickly cleared off! They looked as angry as i did!! Come on guys show some respect and think about it!! Grrrr.. no wonder dogging is dying out."

Yep that would be enough to put most people off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ive waited too long in the past and missed out but i'd rather do that than make someone feel uncomfortable!! Can happily say i was raised better than that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive waited too long in the past and missed out but i'd rather do that than make someone feel uncomfortable!! Can happily say i was raised better than that.. "

You had quite enlightened parents...

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By *modDMan
over a year ago

Lichfield


"Can happily say i was raised better than that.. "

Yeah, my parents were like that, always taught me not to get my cock out and start wanking too early when our dogging.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive waited too long in the past and missed out but i'd rather do that than make someone feel uncomfortable!! Can happily say i was raised better than that..

You had quite enlightened parents..."

Lol .. not summat i want to think about to be honest..

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

I witnessed this happen in my local McDonald’s

Ruined it for everyone else in the queue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I've never been dogging but isn't this the sort of thing that happens anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always thought that's what happened while out dogging? Never done it before and have no intention to so, sorry if I'm wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never been dogging but isn't this the sort of thing that happens anyway? "

Unfortunately all too often... surely you gotta treat people with respect still haven't you? Unlessthey ask you not too Or am i wrong here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just picturing dogging like some sort of tradition now, where a father takes his son out to show him the subtle ways and methods, "no son let it take the bait and run a while before you begin wanking" a bit like teaching your son or daughter fishing (no analogies tonight... )

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"I've never been dogging but isn't this the sort of thing that happens anyway?

Unfortunately all too often... surely you gotta treat people with respect still haven't you? Unlessthey ask you not too Or am i wrong here? "

I agree about the respect thing, just don't know how dogging works, the couple in the car, are they just there to be watched from a distance?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Can happily say i was raised better than that..

Yeah, my parents were like that, always taught me not to get my cock out and start wanking too early when our dogging."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just picturing dogging like some sort of tradition now, where a father takes his son out to show him the subtle ways and methods, "no son let it take the bait and run a while before you begin wanking" a bit like teaching your son or daughter fishing (no analogies tonight... ) "

Favourite. thread. ever. Stay classy, fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I witnessed this happen in my local McDonald’s

Ruined it for everyone else in the queue "

Crying laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive waited too long in the past and missed out but i'd rather do that than make someone feel uncomfortable!! Can happily say i was raised better than that..

You had quite enlightened parents..."

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Not being up on this is there a designated dogging wank of distance people shouldn't infringe on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not being up on this is there a designated dogging wank of distance people shouldn't infringe on?"

Do people get out of the cars and do it?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Hasn't anyone from years ago written 'The 10 commandments of dogging'?

1. Thou shall not whip thou's penis out too early before cart owner agrees.

Come on doggers, even golfers have etiquette and football hoolies have underwritten rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone should post a dogging handbook, heck I even need one for clubs.

Like "how long is it OK to look at the couple going at it right beside you?"

When he gets her boobs out should you politely divert your gaze?

When is it OK to get your bit out for a complimentary wank?

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I can imagine this is what it's like to be a bird watcher. Your set up, about to get a snap of a rare bird you've been waiting for for the last 5 hours. Then some clown pops along and opens a packet of crisps. Rare bird flies away. Personally I've haven't got the time or patience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can imagine this is what it's like to be a bird watcher. Your set up, about to get a snap of a rare bird you've been waiting for for the last 5 hours. Then some clown pops along and opens a packet of crisps. Rare bird flies away. Personally I've haven't got the time or patience."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can imagine this is what it's like to be a bird watcher. Your set up, about to get a snap of a rare bird you've been waiting for for the last 5 hours. Then some clown pops along and opens a packet of crisps. Rare bird flies away. Personally I've haven't got the time or patience."

For birdwatching or dogging?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sitting at a dogging spot when a youngish couple pull up 3 spaces along from me and start to kiss and cuddle, obviously he was up for it and she was playful but nervous. I watched for 10/15 mins and they were getting braver when a bloke pulls right next to them and is clearly wanking as he got straight out. Needless to say the couple very quickly cleared off! They looked as angry as i did!! Come on guys show some respect and think about it!! Grrrr.. no wonder dogging is dying out."

Unfortunately that happens at dogging sites, some are just a bit over enthusiastic and feel entitled, but yes it is inconsiderate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is priceless

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"This thread is priceless"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the couple had just washed their car and didn’t want spunk over it.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Maybe the couple had just washed their car and didn’t want spunk over it. "

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port


"I can imagine this is what it's like to be a bird watcher. Your set up, about to get a snap of a rare bird you've been waiting for for the last 5 hours. Then some clown pops along and opens a packet of crisps. Rare bird flies away. Personally I've haven't got the time or patience."

Perfect analogy

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"I can imagine this is what it's like to be a bird watcher. Your set up, about to get a snap of a rare bird you've been waiting for for the last 5 hours. Then some clown pops along and opens a packet of crisps. Rare bird flies away. Personally I've haven't got the time or patience.

For birdwatching or dogging? "

Both. Every minute in a dark wooded car park or a little wooded hut with narrow windows with a few other men waiting for something to happen is a minute I could be doing something else far more constructive and fun. Each to their own, but I'm out.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Did he look suspiciously like Phil Mitchell?

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester


"I'm just picturing dogging like some sort of tradition now, where a father takes his son out to show him the subtle ways and methods, "no son let it take the bait and run a while before you begin wanking" a bit like teaching your son or daughter fishing (no analogies tonight... ) "

Reminds me a bit of the scene in the film Colours:

Bob Hodges: [to his new cop partner] There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: 'Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows'. The older one says: 'No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all'

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Is some kind of car paint protection required when dogging?

Is summer screen wash suitable for clearing the windscreen or is it better to use a more concentrated solution?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Not being up on this is there a designated dogging wank of distance people shouldn't infringe on?"

If your bell end is buffing the paint job you're too close.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry


"Ive waited too long in the past and missed out but i'd rather do that than make someone feel uncomfortable!! Can happily say i was raised better than that.. "

I was raised better too and so glad my mum always warned me not to wank when i go dogging..

The dogging couple must have been so badly tramatised by this disgusting perverted wanker.

I just hope they are ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just picturing dogging like some sort of tradition now, where a father takes his son out to show him the subtle ways and methods, "no son let it take the bait and run a while before you begin wanking" a bit like teaching your son or daughter fishing (no analogies tonight... )

Reminds me a bit of the scene in the film Colours:

Bob Hodges: [to his new cop partner] There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: 'Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows'. The older one says: 'No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all' "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

'I was raised better too'

Hmmm it seems not!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Welsh Lass


"I witnessed this happen in my local McDonald’s

Ruined it for everyone else in the queue "

i proper snorted

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By *oupleforxtrafunCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

We have had this sort of thing done to us to totally off putting we have been out taking photos as well in car parks and had man come over and start taking photos and wanking without even asking or even speaking to us

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Is that the first time you went dogging? The people who go dogging normally have their cock out and the ones playing normally like the idea of men getting excited

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Is that the first time you went dogging? The people who go dogging normally have their cock out and the ones playing normally like the idea of men getting excited"

I was thinking the same thing imagine if you pulled up and everyone put their cock away!

I think I would be offended

D.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Me too !!!

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By *ugarbearCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

If went dogging i would be expecting the men to standing there with their dicks out

wanking and my partners car to look like a paint and decoraters radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If went dogging i would be expecting the men to standing there with their dicks out

wanking and my partners car to look like a paint and decoraters radio"

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By *oupleforxtrafunCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Is that the first time you went dogging? The people who go dogging normally have their cock out and the ones playing normally like the idea of men getting excited"
Yes it was our first time

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london


"I witnessed this happen in my local McDonald’s

Ruined it for everyone else in the queue

Crying laughing "

No it’s actually happened. Some Scottish guy called Big Mac fucking this ginger girl called Phillipa Phish

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london


"I witnessed this happen in my local McDonald’s

Ruined it for everyone else in the queue

i proper snorted"

Careful you maybe forum banned for taking about “snorting”

Be careful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people eh

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

I think the first 10 minutes is best spent getting out your pack lunch box and having some food. I don’t for one minute think that any lady would be put off when they see me opening my Bob the builder lunch box and eating my jam sandwiches (cut into four)

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