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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do they work? What's the best you've used or heard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No they don't work spontaneity is far more successful with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had one this morning. 'do you work at subway because you've just given me a foot long'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"had one this morning. 'do you work at subway because you've just given me a foot long' "

dreadful, but did make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"had one this morning. 'do you work at subway because you've just given me a foot long' "

thats gold! did it work though?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

They never work. Women who lap them up are stupid and men who think they work get stupid women and we all know that they don't like stupid women cos they only want ones they can shag the brains out of

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Im sometimes ashamed of what works on me

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

They make me smile, and occasionally giggle, but thats about it. But then again i wear cast iron knickers which are not that easy to get into

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im sometimes ashamed of what works on me"

example?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"They make me smile, and occasionally giggle, but thats about it. But then again i wear cast iron knickers which are not that easy to get into "

I have noticed the clang when you sit down xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"They make me smile, and occasionally giggle, but thats about it. But then again i wear cast iron knickers which are not that easy to get into

I have noticed the clang when you sit down xx "
Now im embarrassed

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"had one this morning. 'do you work at subway because you've just given me a foot long' "

You see I would laugh at them too as they are so corny

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"They make me smile, and occasionally giggle, but thats about it. But then again i wear cast iron knickers which are not that easy to get into

I have noticed the clang when you sit down xx Now im embarrassed "

Noooo don't be. It's the sound of people applauding n clinking glasses .. honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"had one this morning. 'do you work at subway because you've just given me a foot long'

thats gold! did it work though?"

i laughed, then deleted the message

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"had one this morning. 'do you work at subway because you've just given me a foot long'

thats gold! did it work though?

i laughed, then deleted the message "

i would've thought it was at least worth a reply x

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Would have thought if they made you giggle it at least a ice breaker if nothing else

And does anyone know a good locksmith close to FF house out of interest

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Why would a woman want to reply to someone who write crud like that as a first message ?

Mates yes ... strangers no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think they work in person better, but its obviousily a case of who is using the line than the line itself, they just meant to make someone laugh and show some interest, from then the hard work starts!

i wouldnt think they be overly successfull in text messages on here unless of course the profiles one they were interested in anyways or its something very original that makes them laugh alot!

never use them myself but i dont really go chatting people up in public on nights out etc , but if i do i norm just ask if they wanna dance as usually works if they interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"had one this morning. 'do you work at subway because you've just given me a foot long'

thats gold! did it work though?

i laughed, then deleted the message

i would've thought it was at least worth a reply x"

they probs prefer something more personal to themselves and whats on their profile and why you contacted them, rather than a cheap chat up line

after all the message made her laugh, but what was in there to make her meet someone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"had one this morning. 'do you work at subway because you've just given me a foot long'

thats gold! did it work though?

i laughed, then deleted the message

i would've thought it was at least worth a reply x

they probs prefer something more personal to themselves and whats on their profile and why you contacted them, rather than a cheap chat up line

after all the message made her laugh, but what was in there to make her meet someone!"

i agree but a thanks for making me laugh message wouldn't have taken long

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

This one definitely doesn't work..

"They should rearrange the alphabet so that U and I are together... if you think that's cheesy you should see my knob...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This one definitely doesn't work..

"They should rearrange the alphabet so that U and I are together... if you think that's cheesy you should see my knob...

"

that's like an anti-chat up line

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

what other vegetables are in the fridge worked for Sir

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"This one definitely doesn't work..

"They should rearrange the alphabet so that U and I are together... if you think that's cheesy you should see my knob...

"

eewww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"had one this morning. 'do you work at subway because you've just given me a foot long'

thats gold! did it work though?

i laughed, then deleted the message

i would've thought it was at least worth a reply x

they probs prefer something more personal to themselves and whats on their profile and why you contacted them, rather than a cheap chat up line

after all the message made her laugh, but what was in there to make her meet someone!

i agree but a thanks for making me laugh message wouldn't have taken long"

but on my profile it says im not meeting at the moment and that messages wont be replied too and often just deleted... so presuming that he read my profile he should have known that he was in effectively wasting his own time if he expected any kind of response

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If they are clever and witty they might perk some initial interest to find out more about who sent it..... as long as the rest of the conversation doesn't rapidly go down hill.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"had one this morning. 'do you work at subway because you've just given me a foot long'

thats gold! did it work though?

i laughed, then deleted the message

i would've thought it was at least worth a reply x

they probs prefer something more personal to themselves and whats on their profile and why you contacted them, rather than a cheap chat up line

after all the message made her laugh, but what was in there to make her meet someone!

i agree but a thanks for making me laugh message wouldn't have taken long

but on my profile it says im not meeting at the moment and that messages wont be replied too and often just deleted... so presuming that he read my profile he should have known that he was in effectively wasting his own time if he expected any kind of response "

ah fair enough his own fault then

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