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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anything you want from Greggs for under £2.99

For dessert we can have a chocolate bar of your choice from the newsagents

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Most kind good sir - might I have a sausage roll please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You smooth talker you.

I quite like the potato wedges from Gregs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most kind good sir - might I have your sausage in a roll please? "

So polite

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Most kind good sir - might I have your sausage in a roll please?

So polite "

He he - I’m hoping that via politeness, I might be able to inveigle and scrounge maybe a bit more than the allotted £2.99 allocation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Most kind good sir - might I have your sausage in a roll please?

So polite

He he - I’m hoping that via politeness, I might be able to inveigle and scrounge maybe a bit more than the allotted £2.99 allocation

I’m not made of money!

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Bacon and cheese wrap please!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Brrr...soup please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a pasty please.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Most kind good sir - might I have your sausage in a roll please?

So polite

He he - I’m hoping that via politeness, I might be able to inveigle and scrounge maybe a bit more than the allotted £2.99 allocation

I’m not made of money!"

*checks bottom of pocket* Hmmmm.....I have found a lucky fifty pence piece - if we combine our finances, we shall surely dine in style this fine day

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Anything you want from Greggs for under £2.99

For dessert we can have a chocolate bar of your choice from the newsagents "

Just a black coffee please, and I'll pass on the chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just have the chocolate please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corned beef slice please (who the fuck invented that anyway?), or one those custard slice thingy's, I don't think the budget or my appetite will stretch to both....

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Most kind good sir - might I have your sausage in a roll please?

So polite "

You changed the words! Naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s my birthday I’ll just have cock please, aheeem I mean cake

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"It’s my birthday I’ll just have cock please, aheeem I mean cake

Happy Birthday xxxxx

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"It’s my birthday I’ll just have cock please, aheeem I mean cake

Many happy returns to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s my birthday I’ll just have cock please, aheeem I mean cake

Happy Birthday xxxxx"

Thank you. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s my birthday I’ll just have cock please, aheeem I mean cake

Many happy returns to you

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage roll and a twin please sir ! X

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Can I skip the savoury and have a custard slice please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything you want from Greggs for under £2.99

For dessert we can have a chocolate bar of your choice from the newsagents "

Swoon!

Let’s just share both?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Well I'll have a meal deal thank you.

Sausage roll and something to wash it down with.

Ta very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I skip the savoury and have a custard slice please x"

Bavarian are my faves

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Ooo I forgot the choccy. Not like me to forget desert

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I skip the savoury and have a custard slice please x"

You maverick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything you want from Greggs for under £2.99

For dessert we can have a chocolate bar of your choice from the newsagents

Swoon!

Let’s just share both?"

...share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything you want from Greggs for under £2.99

For dessert we can have a chocolate bar of your choice from the newsagents

Swoon!

Let’s just share both?

...share?"

That’s what I said, and I don’t share food. So you’re pretty lucky.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Cheese and bacon turnover please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything you want from Greggs for under £2.99

For dessert we can have a chocolate bar of your choice from the newsagents

Swoon!

Let’s just share both?

...share?

That’s what I said, and I don’t share food. So you’re pretty lucky."

I’m pretty hungry though

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"It’s my birthday I’ll just have cock please, aheeem I mean cake

Happy Birthday to ya.........

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Cheese n onion pasty and a Strawberry Yop please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 vegan sausage rolls and a four pack of flakes from the Poundshop. It’s next to the newsagents...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Anything you want from Greggs for under £2.99

For dessert we can have a chocolate bar of your choice from the newsagents "

Is that all?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything you want from Greggs for under £2.99

For dessert we can have a chocolate bar of your choice from the newsagents

Is that all?"

Yes

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Last of the big spenders eh?

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

What is Greggs

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What is Greggs"

A Posh Restaurant.

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By *oldenskyWoman
over a year ago

london

I’ll have the nice young man that’s works at my local

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

But what if my sarnie is £3.20??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is Greggs"

I always think Ireland are missing out!! I don't think pie and pasty bakery shops are a thing over there?

I guess that must be why you're all such sexy bastards! Because you're not stuffing your face with a sausage roll and cheese pie every day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But what if my sarnie is £3.20??"

Best make that 21p worth it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything you want from Greggs for under £2.99

For dessert we can have a chocolate bar of your choice from the newsagents

Swoon!

Let’s just share both?

...share?

That’s what I said, and I don’t share food. So you’re pretty lucky.

I’m pretty hungry though"

Best eat on your own then

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Cheese and bacon turnover please

I'm dying of starvation here OP

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By *ink Panther 123Man
over a year ago

Colnbrook

Sausage Roll and those chocolate brownies

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Would you consider somewhere other than greggs? I'm not a fan. Pound bakery maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most kind good sir - might I have your sausage in a roll please?

So polite

You changed the words! Naughty boy

At least someone noticed !!

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