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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So confession time.....

Has anyone ever you know gotten anything stuck inside of themselves or had a near miss?

If so what was it... and where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon rind in my throat and I thought I was gonna die. Other than that the tip of a condom that broke was in my chuff for about 24 hours before it finally fell out looking like a discarded contact lens.

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bacon rind in my throat and I thought I was gonna die. Other than that the tip of a condom that broke was in my chuff for about 24 hours before it finally fell out looking like a discarded contact lens.

P"

Great description haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in, but, on. Used to regularly glue stuff to my fingers accidentally when model making.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

A guy left my house few months back withmy bullet lost up his ass.. i did tell him not to use it while i nipped to the shop for supplies..was gone not even 10mins...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s happened twice to me. First time my condom came off inside the woman I was having sexy with. I tried taking it out with two fingers. That didn’t work. So, I told her to lie down pull her knees up to her chest. By this time she was panicking. Asking me to take her to A&E. I told her to try to relax as much as possible and to trust me, this might hurt a little bit. I managed to extract it.

Second time I was with my girlfriend, we were both a little bit d*unk. I was putting a bullet vibrator in her arse when it slipped out of my grip. It was still vibrating. I offered to try to remove it. She went nuts. Stormed out of the room and returned a few minutes later. She told me that she sat on the toilet and, well you can imagine the rest.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

A friend at work was telling us a story she'd read about a guy who got a gerbil stuck up his arse

He thought he'd smoke it out,it a match farted.and it flew out!!

She reckons some people like the nibbling! What's to stop it biting!

Crazy story.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"A friend at work was telling us a story she'd read about a guy who got a gerbil stuck up his arse

He thought he'd smoke it out,it a match farted.and it flew out!!

She reckons some people like the nibbling! What's to stop it biting!

Crazy story.

"

And how the fuck would you get it up there. What tempt it up with a carrot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol. Sex sent me to the ER was one of the funnest shows on TLC. This reminds me of that.

Bookmarking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes with a guy I was seeing, he inserted my bullet into my anus he thought that was how it was placed and used

I was determined I wasn't going to A&E with that so extracted it myself

Ms D

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Welsh Lass

Cotton bud in my ear.

After the initial panic, i managed to get it out with tweezers. What a dick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cotton bud in my ear.

After the initial panic, i managed to get it out with tweezers. What a dick!"

Snap!

B

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

A pea, up my nose.

Drinking game, push a dried pea along the floor.

I inhaled... Such a twat!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

My sister pulled her coil out accidently when she was tipsy one night as thought it was a tampon that had got stuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke one morning to find my ring was missing from my finger, looked everywhere for it but couldn't find it until I went to the loo and it fell from between my legs.

It must've fallen off when I was "sorting myself out" during the night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cotton bud in my ear.

After the initial panic, i managed to get it out with tweezers. What a dick!"

You wouldn’t believe how many times I myself have done this now I refuse to use them an swear by otex drops instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My sister pulled her coil out accidently when she was tipsy one night as thought it was a tampon that had got stuck."

Had the missing tampon problem also haha having to finger it out myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has anyone in the heat of the moment accidentally had an anal plug inserted into the wrong hole?

Still in shall we call it the coming back down to earth moment arse still pulising i never even realised it was in the wrong place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cotton bud in my ear.

After the initial panic, i managed to get it out with tweezers. What a dick!

Snap!

B"

Yep - same here!!! Tom got it out with tweezers too! LOL

x N

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

a melon shaped eraser up my nose when I was 6, that lovely story is still brought out at EVERY family occasion..... yay!

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

I saw an excruciating clip on the Metro site last week from Germany's Got Talent - a woman took a whole string of sausages up her rear end!

I was in a sauna one time, this chap getting all frisky and . . . next thing, I knew, he had pushed my butt plug in rather than out.

Well, I had all sorts of thoughts on the way to the toilets, wondering if I would need an ambulance to A & E.

Thankfully, it righted itself like a battleship sinking to the bottom of the ocean and we were able to pick up where we had left off.

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