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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I imagine there are a lot of men offering most women the best sex they have ever had, im offering to sexually disappoint any woman who wants me.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Good plan, OP.

I'll save all the time wasting by offering to stand you up now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good plan, OP.

I'll save all the time wasting by offering to stand you up now.

"

You better ghost me too.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Good plan, OP.

I'll save all the time wasting by offering to stand you up now.

You better ghost me too."

Who said that

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

so you're offering the best worst sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"so you're offering the best worst sex"

exactly that, so bad you will remember it for a lifetime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually could be in with more luck doing this atleast you'll stand out lol

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"I imagine there are a lot of men offering most women the best sex they have ever had, im offering to sexually disappoint any woman who wants me."

That's why I've never tried MMF: I prefer to disappoint men one at a time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I imagine there are a lot of men offering most women the best sex they have ever had, im offering to sexually disappoint any woman who wants me.

That's why I've never tried MMF: I prefer to disappoint men one at a time."

ill form an orderly queue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did we meet in the summer of 1997? Was that you????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did we meet in the summer of 1997? Was that you???? "

You would definately remember if it was me

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By *modDMan
over a year ago

Lichfield


"I imagine there are a lot of men offering most women the best sex they have ever had, im offering to sexually disappoint any woman who wants me."

Tigereyes80: keeping Sunday nights funny

Are you here every week, sir?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did we meet in the summer of 1997? Was that you????

You would definately remember if it was me "

Never knew whiskey dick could happen sober. I remember....pepperidge farms remembers....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I imagine there are a lot of men offering most women the best sex they have ever had, im offering to sexually disappoint any woman who wants me.

Tigereyes80: keeping Sunday nights funny

Are you here every week, sir?"

For legal reasons im only allowed on here at certain times, i cannot divulge when ill next be funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did we meet in the summer of 1997? Was that you????

You would definately remember if it was me

Never knew whiskey dick could happen sober. I remember....pepperidge farms remembers...."

Omg it is you, the shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did we meet in the summer of 1997? Was that you????

You would definately remember if it was me

Never knew whiskey dick could happen sober. I remember....pepperidge farms remembers....

Omg it is you, the shame "

Well, like I said when we...parted...it's a good thing you're pretty.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Theres one thing I've learnt from fab and that's the ones what shout loudest are normally the biggest disappointments. True story.

I like your approach

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By *modDMan
over a year ago

Lichfield


"I imagine there are a lot of men offering most women the best sex they have ever had, im offering to sexually disappoint any woman who wants me.

Tigereyes80: keeping Sunday nights funny

Are you here every week, sir?

For legal reasons im only allowed on here at certain times, i cannot divulge when ill next be funny."

I’ll put you down for voting for Jezza and his free broadband for all then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did we meet in the summer of 1997? Was that you????

You would definately remember if it was me

Never knew whiskey dick could happen sober. I remember....pepperidge farms remembers....

Omg it is you, the shame

Well, like I said when we...parted...it's a good thing you're pretty.

"

Thats all i ever was to you a pretty disappointment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's kinda true though, I remember the worst ever. And the best ever. Everyone else just disappears into the annals of mediocrity haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Theres one thing I've learnt from fab and that's the ones what shout loudest are normally the biggest disappointments. True story.

I like your approach "

Thank you, id disappoint you in seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I imagine there are a lot of men offering most women the best sex they have ever had, im offering to sexually disappoint any woman who wants me."

Oh no, I've had my fair share of that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I imagine there are a lot of men offering most women the best sex they have ever had, im offering to sexually disappoint any woman who wants me.

Tigereyes80: keeping Sunday nights funny

Are you here every week, sir?

For legal reasons im only allowed on here at certain times, i cannot divulge when ill next be funny.

I’ll put you down for voting for Jezza and his free broadband for all then?"

5bn is more then enough, think how much porn we could all download.

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By *erseysidemale100Man
over a year ago

liverpool


"Theres one thing I've learnt from fab and that's the ones what shout loudest are normally the biggest disappointments. True story.

I like your approach "
wow impressive pics I must say would love a workout with you all the fit ones are always miles away !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's kinda true though, I remember the worst ever. And the best ever. Everyone else just disappears into the annals of mediocrity haha"

Well lets hope i get to be the best worst sex you have ever had.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Theres one thing I've learnt from fab and that's the ones what shout loudest are normally the biggest disappointments. True story.

I like your approach wow impressive pics I must say would love a workout with you all the fit ones are always miles away !"

Thanks but im more of a greggs type of guy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I imagine there are a lot of men offering most women the best sex they have ever had, im offering to sexually disappoint any woman who wants me.

Oh no, I've had my fair share of that "

Well why not have the best worst then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiger eyes I'm calling you out...I've just read your one and only veri... and the lady was very polite about you...she even went as far as to say ...you are decidedly average....not too bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's kinda true though, I remember the worst ever. And the best ever. Everyone else just disappears into the annals of mediocrity haha

Well lets hope i get to be the best worst sex you have ever had."

You know it might be worth popping down to Birmingham for that. It's an excellent selling point. You could be Birmingham's best tourist attraction

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tiger eyes I'm calling you out...I've just read your one and only veri... and the lady was very polite about you...she even went as far as to say ...you are decidedly average....not too bad"

The delightful nipples, a truly beautiful woman, funny, kind, witty. The one i let get away, my only regret on FAB. I miss her daily.

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