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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, I'm cooking a roast, and you're all welcome.

Bring an item that represents you the most.

I'll be a potato. Lumpy and bumpy, but very versatile and tasty.

What are you bringing to the fab dinner table for me?

LMM x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lemon

How does that fit with a roast dinner?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring a kiwi. Hairy on the outside, sweet on the inside, and good for you. Okay, maybe not the last bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring a kiwi. Hairy on the outside, sweet on the inside, and good for you. Okay, maybe not the last bit."
It's pudding, okay! Don't put gravy on it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stuffing

Mmmmmm, I love a good stuffing ball

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring a kiwi. Hairy on the outside, sweet on the inside, and good for you. Okay, maybe not the last bit. It's pudding, okay! Don't put gravy on it."

Was just gonna say, that won't go very well with a Yorkshire pud!

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By *exysquirter77Woman
over a year ago

norwich

Gravy finishes off the dish and is amazing all over and very tasty and makes you eat it all yummy x

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

A few sponge-wipes and teatowel. Always reliable to lend a hand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gravy finishes off the dish and is amazing all over and very tasty and makes you eat it all yummy x"

I love a good home made onion gravy, delicious! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A few sponge-wipes and teatowel. Always reliable to lend a hand."

I can't eat them, get to the shop and bring me food

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Cauliflower cheese -

Not much to look at but tastes fucking delicious and is soft and cheesy with it. Proof that when covered in a good thick white gloop everything looks sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrots no other reason that I’m from Norfolk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cauliflower cheese -

Not much to look at but tastes fucking delicious and is soft and cheesy with it. Proof that when covered in a good thick white gloop everything looks sexy."

Mmmm, yes, my favorite food. I'll never be able to look at it in the same way again now, Meli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yorkshire pudding. im a yorkshire lass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carrots no other reason that I’m from Norfolk

Boiled? Roasted? Raw? Even better, all?!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ll bring a big piece of meat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"yorkshire pudding. im a yorkshire lass"

Welcome you and your tasty puddings! Pop em down and grab a glass of bubbly. No dinner is complete without a yorky!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Red wine jus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carrots no other reason that I’m from Norfolk

Boiled? Roasted? Raw? Even better, all?! "

Roasted of course x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll bring a big piece of meat

*ties the gag round her mouth to stop her saying something inappropriate*

Thank you! Please pop your meat in the table, I'll let you carve

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red wine jus "

Ooooh, I can't make this, the wine never gets to the pan, my mouth steals it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carrots no other reason that I’m from Norfolk

Boiled? Roasted? Raw? Even better, all?!

Roasted of course x"

My favourite, with some honey, heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carrots no other reason that I’m from Norfolk

Boiled? Roasted? Raw? Even better, all?!

Roasted of course x

My favourite, with some honey, heaven

Now you’re talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a good roast.....just not Sunday dinner

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By *r happyMan
over a year ago

coleshill

Pigs in blankets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Carrots no other reason that I’m from Norfolk

Boiled? Roasted? Raw? Even better, all?!

Roasted of course x

My favourite, with some honey, heaven

Now you’re talking "

They're the best!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bring the craic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love a good roast.....just not Sunday dinner

Ooerr!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pigs in blankets "

Oooh , being lots!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll bring the craic.

I was relying on you to bring the buckfast!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brussel sprouts

You’ll either love me or hate me

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

I was going to say carrots

So how about a nice bit of crackling instead?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Can i be the dessert cos im rather sweet.

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By *eilde HoarWoman
over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble

Roast potatoes

Crunchy on the outside light and fluffy in the middle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring the honey... nothing much to look at but sweet and adds flavour to any roast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brussel sprouts

You’ll either love me or hate me

Beat me to it..

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

Apple sauce, sweet and one of your five-a-day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll bring the craic.

I was relying on you to bring the buckfast!! "

I can’t drink that

I’ll bring booze though

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"So, I'm cooking a roast

Bring an item that represents you

What are you bringing to the fab dinner table for me?"

Crackers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brussel sprouts

You’ll either love me or hate me

Love. Every time! Welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was going to say carrots

So how about a nice bit of crackling instead?"

Can't beat a good bit o crackling!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i be the dessert cos im rather sweet."

Of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll bring a big piece of meat

Pigs in blankets then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roast potatoes

Crunchy on the outside light and fluffy in the middle"

Mmmmm, love a good roastie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apple sauce, sweet and one of your five-a-day

Perfect, I cover my dinner in it

please bring lots!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll bring the craic.

I was relying on you to bring the buckfast!!

I can’t drink that

I’ll bring booze though

Deal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So, I'm cooking a roast

Bring an item that represents you

What are you bringing to the fab dinner table for me?

Crackers"

And cheese. Perfect pairing!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Roasted sweet potatoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll bring a big piece of meat

Pigs in blankets then

He walked in to that one!!

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By *teve of PinnerMan
over a year ago

Pinner

Carrots !

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

"Apple sauce, sweet and one of your five-a-day

Perfect, I cover my dinner in it

please bring lots! "

For the roast or your body?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roasted sweet potatoes "

Oooh, I love them! One of my favorite treats for Christmas Dinner!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apple sauce, sweet and one of your five-a-day

Perfect, I cover my dinner in it

please bring lots!

For the roast or your body?

For the roast, I'm already sweet enough

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Pigs in blankets - I like food & am permanently warm!!

J x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pigs in blankets - I like food & am permanently warm!!

J x"

Haha, love it!! X

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I'd say crackling but I'd get done under trades descriptions

So it'd have to be Brussel Sprouts most people don't like them but fortunately there are a few that do

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By *ing_Wookie_RodeoMan
over a year ago

stockport wasteland

Parsnip because I'm long and can take a hell of a roasting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd say crackling but I'd get done under trades descriptions

So it'd have to be Brussel Sprouts most people don't like them but fortunately there are a few that do

I love em, cooked properly they're gorgeous, but so easy to cook em wrong and turn them into food hell!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Parsnip because I'm long and can take a hell of a roasting"

Welcome to you and your parsnips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemon

How does that fit with a roast dinner?! "

Squeeze on any roast dishes to add tangy taste

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lemon

How does that fit with a roast dinner?!

Squeeze on any roast dishes to add tangy taste

I'll save lemon for my mint tea or pancakes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemon

How does that fit with a roast dinner?!

Squeeze on any roast dishes to add tangy taste

I'll save lemon for my mint tea or pancakes!

Let me bring some taquila shots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horseradish sauce,eat too much and will cum down your nose

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'll bring pigs in blankets because they're my favourite things for roast dinner

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

Pasrnips

They're there so why not and they end up being surprisingly pleaesing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lemon

How does that fit with a roast dinner?!

Squeeze on any roast dishes to add tangy taste

I'll save lemon for my mint tea or pancakes!

Let me bring some taquila shots

Awesome, rack em up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Horseradish sauce,eat too much and will cum down your nose"

You can sit in the corner with your sauce

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring pigs in blankets because they're my favourite things for roast dinner

Yum yum! Vwdlcone lovely guest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pasrnips

They're there so why not and they end up being surprisingly pleaesing"

They are, they're yum! Welcome!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'll bring pigs in blankets because they're my favourite things for roast dinner

Yum yum! Vwdlcone lovely guest

Thank you kindly lovely host

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring pigs in blankets because they're my favourite things for roast dinner

Yum yum! Vwdlcone lovely guest

Thank you kindly lovely host

Sorry for my spelling, I'd blame the wine, but I've not had any...

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'll bring pigs in blankets because they're my favourite things for roast dinner

Yum yum! Vwdlcone lovely guest

Thank you kindly lovely host

Sorry for my spelling, I'd blame the wine, but I've not had any...

I'll bring wine too then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring pigs in blankets because they're my favourite things for roast dinner

Yum yum! Vwdlcone lovely guest

Thank you kindly lovely host

Sorry for my spelling, I'd blame the wine, but I've not had any...

I'll bring wine too then

Ooooh, what sort?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ll bring a big piece of meat

*ties the gag round her mouth to stop her saying something inappropriate*

Thank you! Please pop your meat in the table, I'll let you carve

Will you ‘brown’ my meat for me?

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

"Apple sauce, sweet and one of your five-a-day

Perfect, I cover my dinner in it

please bring lots!

For the roast or your body?

For the roast, I'm already sweet enough

I’ve heard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll bring a big piece of meat

*ties the gag round her mouth to stop her saying something inappropriate*

Thank you! Please pop your meat in the table, I'll let you carve

Will you ‘brown’ my meat for me?

I would rather I watched you do it....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apple sauce, sweet and one of your five-a-day

Perfect, I cover my dinner in it

please bring lots!

For the roast or your body?

For the roast, I'm already sweet enough

I’ve heard

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

North Wessex Downs

I would say sausage - but given that it's usually only chipolata's with a roast I'll refrain, and go for a delicious bottle of wine instead - and hopefully some witty conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuffing and carrots

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

North Wessex Downs

..and oh yes - a carton of runny Haagen Dazs as well

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm definitely pudding, just no custard! I'm a mixed fruit crumble. Tasty and easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm definitely pudding, just no custard! I'm a mixed fruit crumble. Tasty and easy.

Gotta have custard with crumble

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

I'll bring some chestnut stuffing.....a little nutty but tastes delish.....

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'll bring pigs in blankets because they're my favourite things for roast dinner

Yum yum! Vwdlcone lovely guest

Thank you kindly lovely host

Sorry for my spelling, I'd blame the wine, but I've not had any...

I'll bring wine too then

Ooooh, what sort? "

One made of grapes and alcohol

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Roasted sweet potatoes

Oooh, I love them! One of my favorite treats for Christmas Dinner! "

Mine too!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm definitely pudding, just no custard! I'm a mixed fruit crumble. Tasty and easy.

Gotta have custard with crumble"

That someone else's contribution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to give you a right good stuffing

hehe

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

North Wessex Downs

"I'm definitely pudding, just no custard! I'm a mixed fruit crumble. Tasty and easy.

I can testify to this - VERY tasty to be sure

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By *exysquirter77Woman
over a year ago

norwich

"Gravy finishes off the dish and is amazing all over and very tasty and makes you eat it all yummy x

I love a good home made onion gravy, delicious! X"

Omg yes all over my roasties x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would say sausage - but given that it's usually only chipolata's with a roast I'll refrain, and go for a delicious bottle of wine instead - and hopefully some witty conversation

A perfect addition. Welcome to the table!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Love all the contributions, we're gonna need a bigger table and chairs, or chair share might he the way forward

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Love all the contributions, we're gonna need a bigger table and chairs, or chair share might he the way forward

You can sit on my lap Lil Miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love all the contributions, we're gonna need a bigger table and chairs, or chair share might he the way forward

You can sit on my lap Lil Miss

You're very kind, you know I'll probably squash ya?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm definitely pudding, just no custard! I'm a mixed fruit crumble. Tasty and easy.

I can testify to this - VERY tasty to be sure

That's a blast from the very distant past. I was still in my forties... just.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Can I be dessert?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Can I be dessert?

Can I be your custard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be dessert?

Can I be your custard

There we go, a perfect pairing for pud!

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

Mid week roast?

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