FabSwingers.com forum: Ooft you're hot... Sadie Hawkins edition

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Yes, it's Americanised but I needed something snappy for the title.

In America the Sadie Hawkins dance, based upon an American story (so I've been informed), is the event where the girls ask the boys to go with them.

Taking this as the cue, this is a ladies or ladies of the couples PM only thread...

Any gender can post that they're in but it's only the ladies that message the others to let them know that; 'ooft, they're hot!'

I doubt that filters will be an issue but please respect them anyway!

Away you go folks...

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm in at the top and will post again later to remind you I'm here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Innnnn...

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

I'm in

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

In but with very very low expectations!

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I'm in

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By *on779Man
over a year ago

west mersea colchester

I’m in too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Oh, go on

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Ok. I’m in, because I’m worth it!

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Ooh, this sounds fun...scrolling now to see who I can ooft at

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

I'm in.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’ve probably said ooft to most of the above by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooofftt.. I'll come back later go ooofftt at you when i have more time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooofffftttt I’m in

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

We are in

was great the last time

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm in

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Ooofftt.. I'll come back later go ooofftt at you when i have more time...

Hurry

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm in. And ever hopeful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having fun spreading some offting love this Sunday morning

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Guess I’m in sort of @-)

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Morning all,

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty to be ooofting about!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

[Removed by poster at 17/11/19 11:24:43]

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Always enjoy this one

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"In but with very very low expectations! "

I would do you

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"In but with very very low expectations!

I would do you

I’m sure you have! Many times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In someone to bow bow... Ops oooffftt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one, I'm well impressed with this thread....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo hot, hot, hot.

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By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire

Can I join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filters stopping me, so frustrated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and being picky today

I have a checklist of requirements and I will only stray from it if you bribe me with chocolate and gin

Peach x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm astounded I actually got oofted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"In and being picky today

I have a checklist of requirements and I will only stray from it if you bribe me with chocolate and gin

Peach x"

How about just the gin Peach? Is that enough to sway you? Jo could possibly share the chocolate with you but that’s not for me to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooofffttt Estella

In!

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

Still here an in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About time I have a go I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In and being picky today

I have a checklist of requirements and I will only stray from it if you bribe me with chocolate and gin

Peach x

How about just the gin Peach? Is that enough to sway you? Jo could possibly share the chocolate with you but that’s not for me to say

D."

It would be criminal of me to refuse gin

I just had an image of me and Jo and a very large chocolate cake, doing things we probably shouldn't be doing with said cake...

Peach x

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"In but with very very low expectations!

I would do you

I prefer his missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

Also, I'll be over in the corner holding my breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

Could do with a mood lift today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, and in need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im back... Now to get oooftt-ing

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Can Monkeys dance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets see what's going on in here.. will watermelon be classed as hot

Stay tuned for for the next episode of fab Sunday

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By *heekytradesman46Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm in....hello ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im back... Now to get oooftt-ing"

For the benefit of others, I am withdrawing my name from your list, believe in sharing is caring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can Monkeys dance? "

Yes if Master is capable enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watermelon got an ooooft

Lets continue spreading the positivity like its our favourite condiment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in.

Also, I'll be over in the corner holding my breath

Bro still alive? It's been 41 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I join in"

Oooh would love you to

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Ooh, I got an ooft, and on a Sunday too

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By *urtyGentMan
over a year ago

eastleigh

I’m in

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Can Monkeys dance? "

You already know the answer to that

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'm in but they know already

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Can Monkeys dance? "

They can sing. I can confirm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can Monkeys dance?

You already know the answer to that"

Can I bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, I could use some peace and quiet.

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I'll join in to keep me busy whilst I'm cooking the Sunday dinner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, stick me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sent box is hilarious, wish i could assemble it into one long string.. Something like:

ooofft look @ that hairy chest, so indecent, nice cattle prod ready for drilling that mysterious bulge Mr Ambassador with blue eyes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I'm in!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I'm in....hello ladies "

Ooooft!

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By *eddyBearBazMan
over a year ago

St Helens

Well may aswell say im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

He said expecting very little.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'll take a peek on here x

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Happy to be in

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By *elshmuzzyMan
over a year ago

Luton

In!

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

So many hotties on this thread that we’re joining in to lower the standards.

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

Back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK I'm in

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'm in at the top and will post again later to remind you I'm here

I'm off out now, but don't forget about me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old geezer reporting for duty!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Hmm... are we... oh hell why not. In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on, I’m in!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I'm in at the top and will post again later to remind you I'm here

I'm off out now, but don't forget about me please

Ooooft!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Love this thread!

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m in! You never know

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

In for this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in, ninja style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

missed this ..... I'm in

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Any more?

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Any more? "

Ooft!! You're hot!!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Morning all,

I'm in"

Hubba Hubba

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

My first one

Thankyou

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Afternoon late in the day but I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and hoping

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

In for ooofting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mailbox is wide open, slide on in

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm in, let me see who I can bother

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Any more?

Ooft!! You're hot!!"

Flattery will get you everywhere...

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By *eddyBearBazMan
over a year ago

St Helens

"I'm in, let me see who I can bother "

You bother somebody never

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I'm in, let me see who I can bother

You bother somebody never

It's been known to happen

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

I'm in

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Back for some more ooft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am considering myself very lucky... I've had 2 messages

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I am considering myself very lucky... I've had 2 messages

Shhhh! Everyone will want one!

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I'm in, let me see who I can bother

You bother somebody never

It's been known to happen

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"I am considering myself very lucky... I've had 2 messages

Me too! People like us

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By *unny ValentineCouple
over a year ago

Crewe

We're in. It's not a competition in this couple -but ooofts equal bragging rights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick, before I reach my use by date..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am considering myself very lucky... I've had 2 messages

Shhhh! Everyone will want one! "

Are you sure?? Who even likes monkeys + tea??

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Back in

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am considering myself very lucky... I've had 2 messages

Shhhh! Everyone will want one!

Are you sure?? Who even likes monkeys + tea?? "

Ooooft xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I am considering myself very lucky... I've had 2 messages

Shhhh! Everyone will want one!

Are you sure?? Who even likes monkeys + tea?? "

It's an acquired taste as a combination... It needs trying

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I am considering myself very lucky... I've had 2 messages

Shhhh! Everyone will want one!

Are you sure?? Who even likes monkeys + tea??

It's an acquired taste as a combination... It needs trying

I don't like tea but I do like monkeys. I haven't ever managed to get my hands on a Fab monkey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am considering myself very lucky... I've had 2 messages

Shhhh! Everyone will want one!

Are you sure?? Who even likes monkeys + tea??

It's an acquired taste as a combination... It needs trying

I don't like tea but I do like monkeys. I haven't ever managed to get my hands on a Fab monkey.

Have you ever had an indecent proposal?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I am considering myself very lucky... I've had 2 messages

Shhhh! Everyone will want one!

Are you sure?? Who even likes monkeys + tea??

It's an acquired taste as a combination... It needs trying

I don't like tea but I do like monkeys. I haven't ever managed to get my hands on a Fab monkey.

Have you ever had an indecent proposal?

Yes, just not an Indecent Proposal.

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Go for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am considering myself very lucky... I've had 2 messages

Shhhh! Everyone will want one!

Are you sure?? Who even likes monkeys + tea??

It's an acquired taste as a combination... It needs trying

I don't like tea but I do like monkeys. I haven't ever managed to get my hands on a Fab monkey.

Have you ever had an indecent proposal?

Yes, just not an Indecent Proposal.

All that could change

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Thanks for the oofts!! Have given a few out too

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