FabSwingers.com forum: Bad autocorrects

By *mber OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I've just commented on a thread and it made me think about auto corrects. My phone is possessed by perverts and makes some very strange assumptions about me.

The worst was

"I've sent an email with information"

Which corrected to

"I've sent an anal fetish inauguration"

I have no idea how this happened and all I can say is, thank goodness it was the fit, slightly kinky bloke who got it

What's your most embarrassing?

(Hoping it's not just me)

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I once asked a friend about the health of her son as he hadn't been well and instead of asking 'how's (insert name here)?', it autocorrected it to 'how's retard?'. I was mortified

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By *mber OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I once asked a friend about the health of her son as he hadn't been well and instead of asking 'how's (insert name here)?', it autocorrected it to 'how's retard?'. I was mortified

Oh mine corrects regards to retards sometimes so I get 'kind retards' at the end of emails! Cringe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you havent taught your phone how to spell smirnoff try it and post back here what it says

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have a work phone someone had before me. I never use it for anything rude, I barely use my personal phone for rude (I have a separate dumb Fab phone).

Every time I go to type "election" it corrects it to "erection". I have to type election a lot at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you havent taught your phone how to spell smirnoff try it and post back here what it says"

P.s only works with alpha numeric keypad not qwerty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned the hard way not to make a typo when searching online for a pair of black crocs

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By *mber OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I learned the hard way not to make a typo when searching online for a pair of black crocs

Ha ha ha interesting Google search!

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

A very good fab friend of mine has legendary auto carrots..... I'm sure she will be along soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very good fab friend of mine has legendary auto carrots..... I'm sure she will be along soon

This thread is made for me!

Can you we turn it in to a self help group???

Someone ^^ has been threatening to make a book out of mine

Even when it auto corrects n I choose the right one, it still puts something totally different

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By *mber OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"A very good fab friend of mine has legendary auto carrots..... I'm sure she will be along soon

This thread is made for me!

Can you we turn it in to a self help group???

Someone ^^ has been threatening to make a book out of mine

Even when it auto corrects n I choose the right one, it still puts something totally different

Yes....this is me!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm always asking my other half to "sick me up" at the train station

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"A very good fab friend of mine has legendary auto carrots..... I'm sure she will be along soon

This thread is made for me!

Can you we turn it in to a self help group???

Someone ^^ has been threatening to make a book out of mine

Even when it auto corrects n I choose the right one, it still puts something totally different

And as if by magic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very good fab friend of mine has legendary auto carrots..... I'm sure she will be along soon

This thread is made for me!

Can you we turn it in to a self help group???

Someone ^^ has been threatening to make a book out of mine

Even when it auto corrects n I choose the right one, it still puts something totally different

Yes....this is me!"

I just don’t get it Ember!

I’m an intelligent articulate lady but my phone tells a different story!

God help any new friends I make, they’ll probably have me sectioned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very good fab friend of mine has legendary auto carrots..... I'm sure she will be along soon

This thread is made for me!

Can you we turn it in to a self help group???

Someone ^^ has been threatening to make a book out of mine

Even when it auto corrects n I choose the right one, it still puts something totally different

And as if by magic

Shit it you!

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"A very good fab friend of mine has legendary auto carrots..... I'm sure she will be along soon

This thread is made for me!

Can you we turn it in to a self help group???

Someone ^^ has been threatening to make a book out of mine

Even when it auto corrects n I choose the right one, it still puts something totally different

And as if by magic

Shit it you!"

See ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeeeee

Now luckily Fab gives me the option to delete, i’ve left it for factual information but still.....

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

My husband once messaged to ask if I’d moved the insurance paperwork.

I told him yes it was safe in my vag

He replied that it’s not an entirely totally lock tight area

Lex

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"My husband once messaged to ask if I’d moved the insurance paperwork.

I told him yes it was safe in my vag

He replied that it’s not an entirely totally lock tight area

Lex"

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My husband once messaged to ask if I’d moved the insurance paperwork.

I told him yes it was safe in my vag

He replied that it’s not an entirely totally lock tight area

Lex"

I spat my tea out at that!

I hope you gave him a clip when you got home

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By *mber OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"My husband once messaged to ask if I’d moved the insurance paperwork.

I told him yes it was safe in my vag

He replied that it’s not an entirely totally lock tight area

Lex"

Bahahaha

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By *mber OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"A very good fab friend of mine has legendary auto carrots..... I'm sure she will be along soon

This thread is made for me!

Can you we turn it in to a self help group???

Someone ^^ has been threatening to make a book out of mine

Even when it auto corrects n I choose the right one, it still puts something totally different

Yes....this is me!

I just don’t get it Ember!

I’m an intelligent articulate lady but my phone tells a different story!

God help any new friends I make, they’ll probably have me sectioned

Same. The things it corrects too are not things I've ever typed (I dread to think what an anal fetish inauguration actually is)

And they're generally rude, or at least suggestive!

I asked the same man if he had ever made a jam sandwich (which autocorrected to man sandwich

) and almost sent "thank you for the anal" to an important work person last week (instead of email)

Mortified!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very good fab friend of mine has legendary auto carrots..... I'm sure she will be along soon

This thread is made for me!

Can you we turn it in to a self help group???

Someone ^^ has been threatening to make a book out of mine

Even when it auto corrects n I choose the right one, it still puts something totally different

Yes....this is me!

I just don’t get it Ember!

I’m an intelligent articulate lady but my phone tells a different story!

God help any new friends I make, they’ll probably have me sectioned

Same. The things it corrects too are not things I've ever typed (I dread to think what an anal fetish inauguration actually is)

And they're generally rude, or at least suggestive!

I asked the same man if he had ever made a jam sandwich (which autocorrected to man sandwich

) and almost sent "thank you for the anal" to an important work person last week (instead of email)

Mortified!"

So far i’ve been lucky!

Certain people draw attention to it but I know it often makes him chuckle so I take comfort in that my pervy phone is bringing a smile to someone’s face!

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"A very good fab friend of mine has legendary auto carrots..... I'm sure she will be along soon

This thread is made for me!

Can you we turn it in to a self help group???

Someone ^^ has been threatening to make a book out of mine

Even when it auto corrects n I choose the right one, it still puts something totally different

Yes....this is me!

I just don’t get it Ember!

I’m an intelligent articulate lady but my phone tells a different story!

God help any new friends I make, they’ll probably have me sectioned

Same. The things it corrects too are not things I've ever typed (I dread to think what an anal fetish inauguration actually is)

And they're generally rude, or at least suggestive!

I asked the same man if he had ever made a jam sandwich (which autocorrected to man sandwich

) and almost sent "thank you for the anal" to an important work person last week (instead of email)

Mortified!

So far i’ve been lucky!

Certain people draw attention to it but I know it often makes him chuckle so I take comfort in that my pervy phone is bringing a smile to someone’s face!

Stupid is as stupid does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work email was meant to say 'the below jobs'

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By *mber OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Work email was meant to say 'the below jobs'

Snort!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Yep really bad. I think everybody should know the feeling of looking back at the message and realising the spelling is totally dog poo and that’s when the hand hit the face

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I've sent "king retards" to clients on the end of emails a few times - the only time they ever read it before you can recall!

But my worst was a text to my boss telling him I'd be late because I'd forgotten my strap-on

I typed laptop!

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By *mber OP Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I've sent "king retards" to clients on the end of emails a few times - the only time they ever read it before you can recall!

But my worst was a text to my boss telling him I'd be late because I'd forgotten my strap-on

I typed laptop!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"I've sent "king retards" to clients on the end of emails a few times - the only time they ever read it before you can recall!

But my worst was a text to my boss telling him I'd be late because I'd forgotten my strap-on

I typed laptop!

That’s a half decent excuse to be late

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