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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....is it wrong to be standing butt naked when talking to a stranger on the phone? Should you ask for permission beforehand or at least warn them? Or wear pants at least? Is it ok that they're unaware?

I've just been doing this because I got out of the shower and realised I needed to chase a delivery. So I've been speaking to a wonderful elderly lady from Homebase called Betty who was very helpful and confirmed that they have taken my £550 two weeks ago when I placed my order but will not be delivering my item until at least fucking December!!! But Betty didn't know I was naked - is that ok do you think....?

Much love

Nip x

(p.s. I'm fully clothed now, it's fine to reply)

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Were you aroused? Did you touch yourself while you were talking to her?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Were you aroused? Did you touch yourself while you were talking to her? "

I was livid with rage. Blood pumping but not to my penis......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for this post. I needed that laugh x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Thank you for this post. I needed that laugh x"

Fuck you! My nakedness is no laughing matter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and I think it’s fine by the way. I’d say being on the toilet when the person on the other end doesn’t know you are - that’s where the line is.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Were you aroused? Did you touch yourself while you were talking to her?

I was livid with rage. Blood pumping but not to my penis......"

Oh. Disappointing.

Well I'd say that's OK morally then.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Personally more outraged by the service you had by homebase lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh and I think it’s fine by the way. I’d say being on the toilet when the person on the other end doesn’t know you are - that’s where the line is. "

Thanks for that image. Is that something you've done my love?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Thank you for this post. I needed that laugh x

Fuck you! My nakedness is no laughing matter! "

Harsh. I was laughing at the image of you fuming with Betty from Homebase whilst stark bollock naked. I’m not laughing at your nakedness per se. That’s *obviously* a sight to behold and no laughing matter at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and I think it’s fine by the way. I’d say being on the toilet when the person on the other end doesn’t know you are - that’s where the line is.

Thanks for that image. Is that something you've done my love?"

Negative.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Were you aroused? Did you touch yourself while you were talking to her?

I was livid with rage. Blood pumping but not to my penis......

Oh. Disappointing.

Well I'd say that's OK morally then. "

If you'd like my number we could try again with touching....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Personally more outraged by the service you had by homebase lol"

Me too, its disgusting and slutty, they didn't even contact me to say it was out if stock......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Thank you for this post. I needed that laugh x

Fuck you! My nakedness is no laughing matter!

Harsh. I was laughing at the image of you fuming with Betty from Homebase whilst stark bollock naked. I’m not laughing at your nakedness per se. That’s *obviously* a sight to behold and no laughing matter at all "

You can hold my nakedness whenever you like my love, I'm sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh and I think it’s fine by the way. I’d say being on the toilet when the person on the other end doesn’t know you are - that’s where the line is.

Thanks for that image. Is that something you've done my love?

Negative. "

But you thought about it, that's just as bad.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, don’t ever “warn” them. That’s worse than being on the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also, don’t ever “warn” them. That’s worse than being on the toilet. "

Warn them of being naked or being on the loo...?

(This post was all sexy and naked until someone took it into the bathroom... )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been on the phone while pooping but only to people I'm close with lmao. I'm so gross sometimes.

I don't see an issue if you're naked! I'd say be careful you don't press the video option though

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Maybe Betty at the other end of the phone was naked as well.

Realistically you're lovers now !

Hope you had a condom over your phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have been on the phone while pooping but only to people I'm close with lmao. I'm so gross sometimes.

I don't see an issue if you're naked! I'd say be careful you don't press the video option though "

That's HAWT...!

I think you could get away with full scale mass murder while on the telephone tbh, you're too gorgeous butterlady.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe Betty at the other end of the phone was naked as well.

Realistically you're lovers now !

Hope you had a condom over your phone "

Her name was actually Betty too, with I swear, couldn't have made it up, she had a sexy Midlands accent to boot. If I hadn't been so angry it would have been an arousing experience. I do see what Homebase are up to with their customer service recruitment planning - you cant argue with a cute old lady......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been on the phone while pooping but only to people I'm close with lmao. I'm so gross sometimes.

I don't see an issue if you're naked! I'd say be careful you don't press the video option though

That's HAWT...!

I think you could get away with full scale mass murder while on the telephone tbh, you're too gorgeous butterlady....."

Thank you Nippy but don't forget I only show my best side on here! If only you could see the state of me now! I'm sat here in stained clothes full of croissant crumbs and my hair looks like a birds nest!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have been on the phone while pooping but only to people I'm close with lmao. I'm so gross sometimes.

I don't see an issue if you're naked! I'd say be careful you don't press the video option though

That's HAWT...!

I think you could get away with full scale mass murder while on the telephone tbh, you're too gorgeous butterlady.....

Thank you Nippy but don't forget I only show my best side on here! If only you could see the state of me now! I'm sat here in stained clothes full of croissant crumbs and my hair looks like a birds nest! "

Thanks beautiful, I'm sat here with a boner now because of that reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Thank you Nippy but don't forget I only show my best side on here! If only you could see the state of me now! I'm sat here in stained clothes full of croissant crumbs and my hair looks like a birds nest!

Thanks beautiful, I'm sat here with a boner now because of that reply "

I will stick my pirate costume on and get straight over to you to help you take care of that boner! I'll even bring you some croissant crumb leftovers

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Maybe Betty at the other end of the phone was naked as well.

Realistically you're lovers now !

Hope you had a condom over your phone

Her name was actually Betty too, with I swear, couldn't have made it up, she had a sexy Midlands accent to boot. If I hadn't been so angry it would have been an arousing experience. I do see what Homebase are up to with their customer service recruitment planning - you cant argue with a cute old lady...... "

And it's better than a yoof saying "wat ya want innit"

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I'm naked all the time I answer the phone, if only those cold callers knew

I often spend many minutes with BT technical department lovingly admiring my manly curve's while they tell me my internet been compromised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im normally on the shitter when folks ring me so no its cool

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

ill come back when you're naked then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Thank you Nippy but don't forget I only show my best side on here! If only you could see the state of me now! I'm sat here in stained clothes full of croissant crumbs and my hair looks like a birds nest!

Thanks beautiful, I'm sat here with a boner now because of that reply

I will stick my pirate costume on and get straight over to you to help you take care of that boner! I'll even bring you some croissant crumb leftovers "

Ummmm, that's kinda like when the hottest girl you can possibly imagine comes round wearing nothing but the shirt of your rival team...... .....only more beardy and piratey..... so fucking hot though....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been on the phone while pooping but only to people I'm close with lmao. I'm so gross sometimes.

I don't see an issue if you're naked! I'd say be careful you don't press the video option though

That's HAWT...!

I think you could get away with full scale mass murder while on the telephone tbh, you're too gorgeous butterlady....."

Oh so when *she* talks about pooping and talking on the phone it’s hot, but when I mention it........ pfft.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe Betty at the other end of the phone was naked as well.

Realistically you're lovers now !

Hope you had a condom over your phone

Her name was actually Betty too, with I swear, couldn't have made it up, she had a sexy Midlands accent to boot. If I hadn't been so angry it would have been an arousing experience. I do see what Homebase are up to with their customer service recruitment planning - you cant argue with a cute old lady......

And it's better than a yoof saying "wat ya want innit""

Tru dat.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm naked all the time I answer the phone, if only those cold callers knew

I often spend many minutes with BT technical department lovingly admiring my manly curve's while they tell me my internet been compromised."

So, do you actually strip off to answer....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been on the phone while pooping but only to people I'm close with lmao. I'm so gross sometimes.

I don't see an issue if you're naked! I'd say be careful you don't press the video option though "

Id do it while having a wee ... absolutely draw the line at any more and only with certain friends

I did nearly press the video call option on watsapp last week while replying to a text as i got in the shower danger danger!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have been on the phone while pooping but only to people I'm close with lmao. I'm so gross sometimes.

I don't see an issue if you're naked! I'd say be careful you don't press the video option though

That's HAWT...!

I think you could get away with full scale mass murder while on the telephone tbh, you're too gorgeous butterlady.....

Oh so when *she* talks about pooping and talking on the phone it’s hot, but when I mention it........ pfft. "

Ummmmm, well this is awkward....

(You know you're my number one girl )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im normally on the shitter when folks ring me so no its cool"

Nooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ill come back when you're naked then "

Friend me up, it's free.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have been on the phone while pooping but only to people I'm close with lmao. I'm so gross sometimes.

I don't see an issue if you're naked! I'd say be careful you don't press the video option though

Id do it while having a wee ... absolutely draw the line at any more and only with certain friends

I did nearly press the video call option on watsapp last week while replying to a text as i got in the shower danger danger!! "

I've taken an urgent call mid shag before

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I have been on the phone while pooping but only to people I'm close with lmao. I'm so gross sometimes.

I don't see an issue if you're naked! I'd say be careful you don't press the video option though

Id do it while having a wee ... absolutely draw the line at any more and only with certain friends

I did nearly press the video call option on watsapp last week while replying to a text as i got in the shower danger danger!!

I've taken an urgent call mid shag before "

I've pretended I needed to make one..Taxi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been on the phone while pooping but only to people I'm close with lmao. I'm so gross sometimes.

I don't see an issue if you're naked! I'd say be careful you don't press the video option though

Id do it while having a wee ... absolutely draw the line at any more and only with certain friends

I did nearly press the video call option on watsapp last week while replying to a text as i got in the shower danger danger!!

I've taken an urgent call mid shag before "

I’ve read a text mid shag... didn’t go down well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have been on the phone while pooping but only to people I'm close with lmao. I'm so gross sometimes.

I don't see an issue if you're naked! I'd say be careful you don't press the video option though

Id do it while having a wee ... absolutely draw the line at any more and only with certain friends

I did nearly press the video call option on watsapp last week while replying to a text as i got in the shower danger danger!!

I've taken an urgent call mid shag before

I've pretended I needed to make one..Taxi"

Haha, phone a friend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im normally on the shitter when folks ring me so no its cool

Nooooo"
what can i say people call at the wrong times

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have been on the phone while pooping but only to people I'm close with lmao. I'm so gross sometimes.

I don't see an issue if you're naked! I'd say be careful you don't press the video option though

Id do it while having a wee ... absolutely draw the line at any more and only with certain friends

I did nearly press the video call option on watsapp last week while replying to a text as i got in the shower danger danger!!

I've taken an urgent call mid shag before

I’ve read a text mid shag... didn’t go down well "

So just because he wasn't so great at oral you start texting?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im normally on the shitter when folks ring me so no its cool

Nooooowhat can i say people call at the wrong times "

When you see guys stood at the urinals in the pub dick in one hand, phone in the other.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im normally on the shitter when folks ring me so no its cool

Nooooowhat can i say people call at the wrong times

When you see guys stood at the urinals in the pub dick in one hand, phone in the other..... "
some guys need 2 hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You all will hate me for this but have to confess.

When I was in my early 20’s I used to call companies with queries and questions and when there was a sexy female voice on the other side, well you get the picture.

Was that bad?

I used to ask so many questions until they realised what was happening because of my heavy breathing then they would hang up. Apart from one woman. They asked and then suggested that we meet but at that time she was in a call centre miles away.

I no longer do that now so please don’t throw insults. I was around 19-20 years old, horny and full of energy back then. Well I still have the energy but less hornier now and mature minded with some decency.

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

From my call centre days customers quite often told me they were naked. In the bath was a popular one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been on the phone while pooping but only to people I'm close with lmao. I'm so gross sometimes.

I don't see an issue if you're naked! I'd say be careful you don't press the video option though

Id do it while having a wee ... absolutely draw the line at any more and only with certain friends

I did nearly press the video call option on watsapp last week while replying to a text as i got in the shower danger danger!!

I've taken an urgent call mid shag before

I’ve read a text mid shag... didn’t go down well

So just because he wasn't so great at oral you start texting?

"

Well it wasn’t oral, he was on top (eeek that’s worse isn’t it...) and all I did was read the text that had popped up on my phone, I didn’t reply at that precise moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From my call centre days customers quite often told me they were naked. In the bath was a popular one. "

Haha, what did you say to that?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You all will hate me for this but have to confess.

When I was in my early 20’s I used to call companies with queries and questions and when there was a sexy female voice on the other side, well you get the picture.

Was that bad?

I used to ask so many questions until they realised what was happening because of my heavy breathing then they would hang up. Apart from one woman. They asked and then suggested that we meet but at that time she was in a call centre miles away.

I no longer do that now so please don’t throw insults. I was around 19-20 years old, horny and full of energy back then. Well I still have the energy but less hornier now and mature minded with some decency. "

Dehhttteyyyy fecker, ych a fi, get out....!!!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

If it's bad being naked on the phone, I've got problems. I was on a conference call with people from work while I was having an mff threesome. True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You all will hate me for this but have to confess.

When I was in my early 20’s I used to call companies with queries and questions and when there was a sexy female voice on the other side, well you get the picture.

Was that bad?

I used to ask so many questions until they realised what was happening because of my heavy breathing then they would hang up. Apart from one woman. They asked and then suggested that we meet but at that time she was in a call centre miles away.

I no longer do that now so please don’t throw insults. I was around 19-20 years old, horny and full of energy back then. Well I still have the energy but less hornier now and mature minded with some decency. "

Vile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"From my call centre days customers quite often told me they were naked. In the bath was a popular one. "

Need to hear your voice now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends. Probably not a good idea if you're in the middle of Tescos

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have been on the phone while pooping but only to people I'm close with lmao. I'm so gross sometimes.

I don't see an issue if you're naked! I'd say be careful you don't press the video option though

Id do it while having a wee ... absolutely draw the line at any more and only with certain friends

I did nearly press the video call option on watsapp last week while replying to a text as i got in the shower danger danger!!

I've taken an urgent call mid shag before

I’ve read a text mid shag... didn’t go down well

So just because he wasn't so great at oral you start texting?

Well it wasn’t oral, he was on top (eeek that’s worse isn’t it...) and all I did was read the text that had popped up on my phone, I didn’t reply at that precise moment "

My talents are lost here some days, you said didn't go down well......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From my call centre days customers quite often told me they were naked. In the bath was a popular one. "

Can I pretend I’m 19 again and call you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it's bad being naked on the phone, I've got problems. I was on a conference call with people from work while I was having an mff threesome. True story. "

What, did you just tell them all to shush minute.....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends. Probably not a good idea if you're in the middle of Tescos"

Waitrose would be fine....

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"From my call centre days customers quite often told me they were naked. In the bath was a popular one.

Haha, what did you say to that?! "

I used to ask if they had their heating on as it was a cold day. Then offer to wait until they got dressed. It was normally the old dears who would tell me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....is it wrong to be standing butt naked when talking to a stranger on the phone? Should you ask for permission beforehand or at least warn them? Or wear pants at least? Is it ok that they're unaware?

I've just been doing this because I got out of the shower and realised I needed to chase a delivery. So I've been speaking to a wonderful elderly lady from Homebase called Betty who was very helpful and confirmed that they have taken my £550 two weeks ago when I placed my order but will not be delivering my item until at least fucking December!!! But Betty didn't know I was naked - is that ok do you think....?

Much love

Nip x

(p.s. I'm fully clothed now, it's fine to reply)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have been on the phone while pooping but only to people I'm close with lmao. I'm so gross sometimes.

I don't see an issue if you're naked! I'd say be careful you don't press the video option though

Id do it while having a wee ... absolutely draw the line at any more and only with certain friends

I did nearly press the video call option on watsapp last week while replying to a text as i got in the shower danger danger!!

I've taken an urgent call mid shag before

I’ve read a text mid shag... didn’t go down well

So just because he wasn't so great at oral you start texting?

Well it wasn’t oral, he was on top (eeek that’s worse isn’t it...) and all I did was read the text that had popped up on my phone, I didn’t reply at that precise moment

My talents are lost here some days, you said didn't go down well......"

Blonde moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"....is it wrong to be standing butt naked when talking to a stranger on the phone? Should you ask for permission beforehand or at least warn them? Or wear pants at least? Is it ok that they're unaware?

I've just been doing this because I got out of the shower and realised I needed to chase a delivery. So I've been speaking to a wonderful elderly lady from Homebase called Betty who was very helpful and confirmed that they have taken my £550 two weeks ago when I placed my order but will not be delivering my item until at least fucking December!!! But Betty didn't know I was naked - is that ok do you think....?

Much love

Nip x

(p.s. I'm fully clothed now, it's fine to reply)

"

Yw

True story.....

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"If it's bad being naked on the phone, I've got problems. I was on a conference call with people from work while I was having an mff threesome. True story.

What, did you just tell them all to shush minute.....? "

Basically yes. The two ladies carried on with each other and touched me up a bit until we returned to normal when the call was finished.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From my call centre days customers quite often told me they were naked. In the bath was a popular one.

Haha, what did you say to that?!

I used to ask if they had their heating on as it was a cold day. Then offer to wait until they got dressed. It was normally the old dears who would tell me. "

Oh that’s alright then! Thought you meant pervy men....

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

That explains why Homebase operators are always too busy to take your call.

You didnt say what Betty was wearing...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it's bad being naked on the phone, I've got problems. I was on a conference call with people from work while I was having an mff threesome. True story.

What, did you just tell them all to shush minute.....?

Basically yes. The two ladies carried on with each other and touched me up a bit until we returned to normal when the call was finished. "

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

harrogate


"Oh and I think it’s fine by the way. I’d say being on the toilet when the person on the other end doesn’t know you are - that’s where the line is. "

But would you actually tell the called you were on toilet? Id rather be unaware lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That explains why Homebase operators are always too busy to take your call.

You didnt say what Betty was wearing..."

I didnt ask, she was just really nice and helpful, and OLD! I didn't call specifically for Betty, it could have been a dude who would have answered for all I knew, does that make me bi....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh and I think it’s fine by the way. I’d say being on the toilet when the person on the other end doesn’t know you are - that’s where the line is.

But would you actually tell the called you were on toilet? Id rather be unaware lol"

An ex who used to take me to the loo on the phone all the time, I'd cover my ears.....

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"....is it wrong to be standing butt naked when talking to a stranger on the phone? Should you ask for permission beforehand or at least warn them? Or wear pants at least? Is it ok that they're unaware?

I've just been doing this because I got out of the shower and realised I needed to chase a delivery. So I've been speaking to a wonderful elderly lady from Homebase called Betty who was very helpful and confirmed that they have taken my £550 two weeks ago when I placed my order but will not be delivering my item until at least fucking December!!! But Betty didn't know I was naked - is that ok do you think....?

Much love

Nip x

(p.s. I'm fully clothed now, it's fine to reply)"

Lmfao!! I bet she’d of fainted if she had known!

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over a year ago


"....is it wrong to be standing butt naked when talking to a stranger on the phone? Should you ask for permission beforehand or at least warn them? Or wear pants at least? Is it ok that they're unaware?

I've just been doing this because I got out of the shower and realised I needed to chase a delivery. So I've been speaking to a wonderful elderly lady from Homebase called Betty who was very helpful and confirmed that they have taken my £550 two weeks ago when I placed my order but will not be delivering my item until at least fucking December!!! But Betty didn't know I was naked - is that ok do you think....?

Much love

Nip x

(p.s. I'm fully clothed now, it's fine to reply)

Lmfao!! I bet she’d of fainted if she had known! "

Haha, it must happen all the time though? In the summer if I'm working from home and it's a hot day I often just wear pants and I'll be making calls to customers and suppliers or to the office.....

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"....is it wrong to be standing butt naked when talking to a stranger on the phone? Should you ask for permission beforehand or at least warn them? Or wear pants at least? Is it ok that they're unaware?

I've just been doing this because I got out of the shower and realised I needed to chase a delivery. So I've been speaking to a wonderful elderly lady from Homebase called Betty who was very helpful and confirmed that they have taken my £550 two weeks ago when I placed my order but will not be delivering my item until at least fucking December!!! But Betty didn't know I was naked - is that ok do you think....?

Much love

Nip x

(p.s. I'm fully clothed now, it's fine to reply)

Lmfao!! I bet she’d of fainted if she had known!

Haha, it must happen all the time though? In the summer if I'm working from home and it's a hot day I often just wear pants and I'll be making calls to customers and suppliers or to the office..... "

Remind me not to pick up the phone

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