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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the funniest question you've been asked?

I recently had someone ask how tight is your fanny? I mean how does one measure tightness of ones fanny? Worst part was it was someone from dating site.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

With a feel-her gauge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With a feel-her gauge"

How does it work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On Fab? I can't recall being asked anything funny.

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"What's the funniest question you've been asked?

I recently had someone ask how tight is your fanny? I mean how does one measure tightness of ones fanny? Worst part was it was someone from dating site. "
wait I have a tool for that,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the funniest question you've been asked?

I recently had someone ask how tight is your fanny? I mean how does one measure tightness of ones fanny? Worst part was it was someone from dating site. wait I have a tool for that,,

I know your kind of tool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its private

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mayb do an echo test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a man message with..

"you down"

I still don't know what he meant

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

Ive had "U ok" a few times off the same person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here?

Not particularly funny but it’s disturbing - “can I get you pregnant, as it really turns me on? I promise I’ll support you and the baby”.

I kid you not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The weirdest one was being asking if I wanted to watch him shit in his wife's handbag

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

On here?

Do you poo in the toilet at work?

I didn't reply!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here?

Do you poo in the toilet at work?

I didn't reply!"

Ffs... just when you’re *sure* you’ve heard it all

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"The weirdest one was being asking if I wanted to watch him shit in his wife's handbag

Did you say yes? Sounds arousing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The weirdest one was being asking if I wanted to watch him shit in his wife's handbag

How could you refuse an offer like that lol

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"On here?

Do you poo in the toilet at work?

I didn't reply!

Ffs... just when you’re *sure* you’ve heard it all

He said it was for a research paper rather than sexual gratification.

I totally believed him!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I had a man message with..

"you down"

I still don't know what he meant

He wanted to fuck you. Down to fuck

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"The weirdest one was being asking if I wanted to watch him shit in his wife's handbag

Hahaha

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"On here?

Not particularly funny but it’s disturbing - “can I get you pregnant, as it really turns me on? I promise I’ll support you and the baby”.

I kid you not.

What an opportunity ripe for the taking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a man message with..

"you down"

I still don't know what he meant

He wanted to fuck you. Down to fuck

I thought men needed to be up to fuck? Have I been doing it wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here?

Do you poo in the toilet at work?

I didn't reply!

Ffs... just when you’re *sure* you’ve heard it all

He said it was for a research paper rather than sexual gratification.

I totally believed him!"

Research about whether people poo at work. Sounds legit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot I recently had one asking how far down do I pull my trousers when I'm sitting on the toilet.

Gave me three options

1~Shins

2~knees

3~Ankles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The weirdest one was being asking if I wanted to watch him shit in his wife's handbag

Did you say yes? Sounds arousing

I thought about it but wasnt sure if I could watch a handbag be treated that way

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"On here?

Do you poo in the toilet at work?

I didn't reply!

Ffs... just when you’re *sure* you’ve heard it all

He said it was for a research paper rather than sexual gratification.

I totally believed him!

Research about whether people poo at work. Sounds legit

PhD level I think. He's probably writing a paper!

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"I forgot I recently had one asking how far down do I pull my trousers when I'm sitting on the toilet.

Gave me three options

1~Shins

2~knees

3~Ankles

Crying laughing

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"The weirdest one was being asking if I wanted to watch him shit in his wife's handbag

Did you say yes? Sounds arousing

I thought about it but wasnt sure if I could watch a handbag be treated that way

Fair point!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

On a dating site a few years back I got asked by a much older guy whether I'd be willing to drink his cum.

I told him I wasn't willing to be anywhere within a mile of him or his cock, to which he asked if he could leave a used condom in a hedge somewhere, so that I could drink from that.

Because apparently someone somewhere would find that an appealing thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On a dating site a few years back I got asked by a much older guy whether I'd be willing to drink his cum.

I told him I wasn't willing to be anywhere within a mile of him or his cock, to which he asked if he could leave a used condom in a hedge somewhere, so that I could drink from that.

Because apparently someone somewhere would find that an appealing thought.

I think I was just a bit sick in my mouth

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

In real life a bloke at work showed me a trailer of a dark film where a woman gets taken against get will and then a clip of a place called McCabe manor where people go to get tortured.

He then asked if he could pull my teeth out with pliers!

I reported it to HR who said I was making a mountain out of a molehill and they couldn't see any issue with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In real life a bloke at work showed me a trailer of a dark film where a woman gets taken against get will and then a clip of a place called McCabe manor where people go to get tortured.

He then asked if he could pull my teeth out with pliers!

I reported it to HR who said I was making a mountain out of a molehill and they couldn't see any issue with it!"

Christ alive.

Your work has some questionable policies and procedures?!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"What's the funniest question you've been asked?

I recently had someone ask how tight is your fanny? I mean how does one measure tightness of ones fanny? Worst part was it was someone from dating site. "

If it doesn’t leave teeth marks on my knob then it ain’t tight enough

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Christ alive.

Your work has some questionable policies and procedures?! "

I don't work for the same company as him, but I have to visit his site. He knew exactly what he was doing because he asked me the week he left to start a new job.

I told HR that his interest was clearly sexual and was told that I had no evidence of it. But I think you can tell by someone's tone and expressions.

The rest of the guys in his office were horrified!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On here?

Not particularly funny but it’s disturbing - “can I get you pregnant, as it really turns me on? I promise I’ll support you and the baby”.

I kid you not.

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"What's the funniest question you've been asked?

I recently had someone ask how tight is your fanny? I mean how does one measure tightness of ones fanny? Worst part was it was someone from dating site. wait I have a tool for that,,

I know your kind of tool

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mmmm

You sure about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone asking how much I pooed as they wanted to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone asking how much I pooed as they wanted to watch "

Doesn't it depend on how much you eat ?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"In real life a bloke at work showed me a trailer of a dark film where a woman gets taken against get will and then a clip of a place called McCabe manor where people go to get tortured.

He then asked if he could pull my teeth out with pliers!

I reported it to HR who said I was making a mountain out of a molehill and they couldn't see any issue with it!"

But you still haven't told us if you take a dump at work?

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"In real life a bloke at work showed me a trailer of a dark film where a woman gets taken against get will and then a clip of a place called McCabe manor where people go to get tortured.

He then asked if he could pull my teeth out with pliers!

I reported it to HR who said I was making a mountain out of a molehill and they couldn't see any issue with it!

But you still haven't told us if you take a dump at work?

Ha ha I hide it in people's coat pockets!

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

"The weirdest one was being asking if I wanted to watch him shit in his wife's handbag

Not going to lie; I would have watched that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you?"

-I think the lady must have meant my ethnic origin.

It reminded me of the line "What the hell are you?" Arnold says to the predator at the end of the film.

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

""What are you?"

-I think the lady must have meant my ethnic origin.

It reminded me of the line "What the hell are you?" Arnold says to the predator at the end of the film."

What are you?

Oh my word! Was this in the 1800's?

Wow, I hope you told her something really bizarre like 'I'm half man, half crocodile, half blueberry'

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"What's the funniest question you've been asked?

I recently had someone ask how tight is your fanny? I mean how does one measure tightness of ones fanny? Worst part was it was someone from dating site. "

Gauge - if it doesn't echo it tight.

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"What's the funniest question you've been asked?

I recently had someone ask how tight is your fanny? I mean how does one measure tightness of ones fanny? Worst part was it was someone from dating site. "

Similar to tyre pressure i imagine. PSI as measured by clamping on cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the funniest question you've been asked?

I recently had someone ask how tight is your fanny? I mean how does one measure tightness of ones fanny? Worst part was it was someone from dating site. "

Kit Kat gauge. Measured in fingers but you have to be quick before the chocolate melts..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""What are you?"

-I think the lady must have meant my ethnic origin.

It reminded me of the line "What the hell are you?" Arnold says to the predator at the end of the film.

What are you?

Oh my word! Was this in the 1800's?

Wow, I hope you told her something really bizarre like 'I'm half man, half crocodile, half blueberry'

-Indeed.

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By *unboy007Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

The female half once got a message from a male half of a couple we had been chatting to

Asking if she would be will to shag him and 10 of his friends on a stag do.

They were all willing to give her £50 each.

We were both speechless

Didn't even look at there advert to see if it mentioned him allowed to play singularly

It was an instant block from the wife

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Mayb do an echo test "

Test

Tes

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What's the funniest question you've been asked?

I recently had someone ask how tight is your fanny? I mean how does one measure tightness of ones fanny? Worst part was it was someone from dating site. "

I got sent a message once simply saying, "they real" no punctuation, capitalisation or context but rather than assume it was a statement of the existence of aliens or a commentary on his hopes and dreams I decided it was probably a query about my décolletage and whether it had ever been altered surgically.

I told him it was a pair of water balloons spray painted to match my skin as mine came out cubical and it helps avoid awkward moments.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the funniest question you've been asked?

I recently had someone ask how tight is your fanny? I mean how does one measure tightness of ones fanny? Worst part was it was someone from dating site. wait I have a tool for that,,

I know your kind of tool

mmmm

You sure about that "

I think I may have seen it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How tight IS your fanny OP....?

What did you answer....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How tight IS your fanny OP....?

What did you answer....?"

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