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How comfortably gross are you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Humans. On closer were quite gross at times.

Nasal hair. Belching. Fungal nail infections.

So how comfortable are you with being gross? Do you comfortably strain away in a public loo, waiting for the kersploosh or shyly flush to drown the noise?

What do you do to hide a gross aspect of being human?

This may not increase your meet chances.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I live alone. I'm really gross.

I prefer not to kersploosh in public but that's preferably to touching cloth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can use the public toilet to drop a package.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I conceal my grossness as much as possible. If people knew the truth I'd be made to ring a bell and wear sackcloth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can use the public toilet to drop a package.

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It is what the post office is for dude

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'm incredibly gross behind closed doors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t do anything gross!! Omg never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hockey equipment just got the febreeze and sit outside kind of laundry treatment.

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston


" Humans. On closer were quite gross at times.

Nasal hair. Belching. Fungal nail infections.

So how comfortable are you with being gross? Do you comfortably strain away in a public loo, waiting for the kersploosh or shyly flush to drown the noise?

What do you do to hide a gross aspect of being human?

This may not increase your meet chances. "

Are you the person who sent me the message asking if I poo at work and went on to explain it was for research not sexual gratification?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my own space I'm proper vile! But as gross as I am I refuse to shit in public toilets or at work or at anyone else's house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can use the public toilet to drop a package.

"

Escobar

Fuzz

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


" Humans. On closer were quite gross at times.

Nasal hair. Belching. Fungal nail infections.

So how comfortable are you with being gross? Do you comfortably strain away in a public loo, waiting for the kersploosh or shyly flush to drown the noise?

What do you do to hide a gross aspect of being human?

This may not increase your meet chances. "

This really made me chuckle....

Ermmmm.... I'm not fond of the public kerploosh and will usually do a consideration flush to spare everyone within earshot. Particularly if the kerploosh in question sounds more like a flock of low-flying birds moving at speed

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Welsh Lass

I’ll go to toilet anywhere i have to, when i have to.

I suffer with what i like to call a “nervous tummy”. So if the shits about to hit the fan it’ll usually be my shit hitting it.

Other than that, i’m a lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love living alone so I can be gross and not offend anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to cuppafart often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find 144 to be comfortably gross

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I find 144 to be comfortably gross"

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By *ve 63Woman
over a year ago

Newbridge

Always cough when i drop a parcel...

Always walk away from my silent but violent farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can only have a shit in my own toilet normally, can't make a splash in public, hell no. I did manage a twiglet sized turd in the hotel bathroom this morning tho which made me quite proud.

I'm not as gross as I make out. Don't even chew my own toenails - I get the local rats to do it for me

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I can be comfortable with many forms of grossness as long as the company I’m with is as gross .. but can be polite and respectful

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By *tsonlysexCouple
over a year ago

bedford

Try getting salmonella poisoning and you have no choice where you go for last three months.

So now I don’t care. I was always discreet now just go as and where

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Can only have a shit in my own toilet normally, can't make a splash in public, hell no. I did manage a twiglet sized turd in the hotel bathroom this morning tho which made me quite proud.

I'm not as gross as I make out. Don't even chew my own toenails - I get the local rats to do it for me

P"

Booboo and I were once enjoying some clingfilm bondage when the urge to go struck quite suddenly... There was no time to unwrap... He had to carry me to the loo and plonk me there... And then fell about laughing Thankfully I'd managed to wriggle my arms free by the time I was done and didn't have to ask him to wipe!!

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By *eilde HoarWoman
over a year ago

In a wax coated bubble

Girls gotta go when a girls gotta go, splash away

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

This thread sounds grosss

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By *kbull2000Man
over a year ago

Carluke

Ex army....shitting and pissing aren't anything to fuss about. When you've shared a hole or bin bag with others.

Never let any fucker piss in the bin bag !

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

I make it well known I'm taking a shit in public , over exaggerated noises etc I don't care

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Yours may be gross op -mine's not really at that level. I lead a natural life

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow


"Yours may be gross op -mine's not really at that level. I lead a natural life"

Me too, I'm a human & my body has natural functions just like every other animal.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Maybe not public toilets, but I'm very happy to poo on company time.

Why poo for free?

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