FabSwingers.com forum: HOW TO STAY OFF TOPIC ..

By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Get a nut Allergy ...

OK ,lets see if you can stay off the thread . the above poster decides to comment on ,

i think it may be harder than you think ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

luv topics but nuts gives me the shits...bit like nutty slack when you go the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its raining today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hips ache

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Do rabbits see well in the dark ?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Got a craving for a custard tart at the minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ave got a kidney infection today and me antibiotics are making me wee quite colourful

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire area

watching wizards of waverley place with the kids. oh the joys of easter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

working later (sigh)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im cooking shepards pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took the dog for a walk before and ended up chasing the ball my self as he couldnt be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

those poor guys on jeremy kyle.. sleeping together, falling in love only to discover they are brothers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"working later (sigh)"

On your six pack...(sigh)

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By *parrow77Man
over a year ago

cheshire

Am tryin to finish this horrid hard essay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rite am off to pee rainbows and have a kip. nn all happy easter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"working later (sigh)

On your six pack...(sigh)

nope proper work, only work on my six pack today has been an easter egg for breakfast x

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"working later (sigh)

On your six pack...(sigh)

nope proper work, only work on my six pack today has been an easter egg for breakfast x"

PFFT , who would have thought it would be a Bloke that breaks the Rule First ... Jesus .. Stay Off Topic ,,Lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"working later (sigh)

On your six pack...(sigh)

nope proper work, only work on my six pack today has been an easter egg for breakfast x

PFFT , who would have thought it would be a Bloke that breaks the Rule First ... Jesus .. Stay Off Topic ,,Lol..

changed it from working later to breakfast? is that not keeping off topic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right, I am off to sharpen it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"working later (sigh)

On your six pack...(sigh)

nope proper work, only work on my six pack today has been an easter egg for breakfast x

PFFT , who would have thought it would be a Bloke that breaks the Rule First ... Jesus .. Stay Off Topic ,,Lol..

Jesus.... isn't it today he rises again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate gray days like this ,Where is the Sun x

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

Just had a knock on the door from our neighbours - they cooked too much for their family bbq so they brought round the extras - perfect timing as I was just starting to get hungry - it was delish - we have lovely neighbours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My new wireless keyboard is rather splendid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my favourite sum is 4x4

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Trying to decide whether to paint my nails purple, pink or red.

Decisions, decisions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man walks into a bar and shouted awwwwwwch. Well it was an iron bar after all.

Did he jump or was he pushed. Humpty dumpty. Best easter egg this year was two scrambled ones for me

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Is it getting Harder Yet ...

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Is it getting Harder Yet ...

Don't know, you tell me, is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it getting Harder Yet ...

Don't know, you tell me, is it?

Ill crack that nut soon. Now weres mi sledge hammer then. Anyone seen Peter Gabriele about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wish men had stayed on Mars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm...erm...SHERWING!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm...erm...SHERWING!!!!

oh hello you , been talking to a little bird about you was your ears burning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just polyfilla'd a hole in the wall on the stairs..... badly

daughter slipped coming down them the other night, wish she'd broke her toe instead of putting a toe sized hole in the wall!

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

got a new water feature in the garden

and no its not scouse squirting before you ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Been reading some very interesting Gardening Tips on another Thread today ...

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

Don't Panic in big friendly letters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As an itch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just got in from work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and when the pie was open the birds began to sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watching carry on up the jungle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got my exam results last week, got a distinction with commendation

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I got my exam results last week, got a distinction with commendation

I know you are not suppose to answer but I don't care

Well done xXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got my exam results last week, got a distinction with commendation

I know you are not suppose to answer but I don't care

Well done xXX"

Thank you, ade's gonna spank you now you know!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the social at chams last night and had a ball or two lol

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I got my exam results last week, got a distinction with commendation

I know you are not suppose to answer but I don't care

Well done xXX

Thank you, ade's gonna spank you now you know!!"

LOL And you for replying back

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Have run out of coffee so had to make a hot chocolate instead.

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"I got my exam results last week, got a distinction with commendation

I know you are not suppose to answer but I don't care

Well done xXX

Thank you, ade's gonna spank you now you know!!

LOL And you for replying back

BEND OVER LADIES .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/04/12 15:51:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This that n tuther

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my pussy is sitting on my head

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Greece , is now hihering out it's Police Force , to Private companies to make money for the state ...

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

My eyes have gone goggly from too much perving

So I'm off....have a good evening all

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

what is with all the timewasters get back to work you lot

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

This thread is a long list of unrelated fucking garbage and no one can moan about me saying that cos they have to stay OFF topic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched an old episode of stig in the dump the other day

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

MAN FLU .. now thats a tuff one ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Norwich played well today ... x Delia my mate will be happy ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your favourite ring tone?

mine is Sandy Brown.

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Would you fuck for £1,000,000

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I want a tub of strawberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently eating a bag of balti mix.

Om nommy nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am having a chinese in a mo

and no am notbeing a asian willy warmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People try to put us down. Talking about my generation

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I hate gray days like this ,Where is the Sun x"

Where it usually is.

It's gonna be a bad time for all when it really is no longer there.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Oxford/Cambridge 0 Man in river 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of ducks on the canal today

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Would you Fuck me ......?

just a fun thing .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bubble Bobble is really hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your dog needs a shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone seen my phone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just noticed the time, my sealant should be cured by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it unladylike to drink Peroni from the bottle

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

i never slept well last night ...pout !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

life is for living. Peter Chapter3.1 verse 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she said no and can you guess which hole it ended up in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One more coffee and a Jammy Dodger before bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Potato!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Potahto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in bed all alone wishing my lover was here with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

;-)

Typing naked, hard wet cock!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at my profile

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

time for cup of tea and cream cake ! anyone want one ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I left my phone charger at work !

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

squirrel!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

;-) Memory of a goldfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is my Chiropractor such a cute little sadist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If all the girls in Essex were laid end to end...

Who would be surprised...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just counted 3 blue plastic bags caught in a tree

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

feeling a swollen clit pop beyond its hood under my tongue makes my cock go hard .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gd afternoon all

Feeling 1 or 2 maybe more ladies licking, touching, stroking, kissing & sucking my raging hard wet cock!! Mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm

Whilst im licking, sucking, kissing & fucking them in return!!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

say hello to my little friend !!!

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By *idlifecrisis40Man
over a year ago

Manchester (North)

I don't suppose you've got any chocolate fudge cake?

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By *ountainwalkerMan
over a year ago

port talbot

say NO to peanut flavour kitkats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I tell people that I find it difficult to piss with an erection,

Why do they usually move to the next urinal?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

The neighbours grass is faded, mine IS greener. lol

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Never Eat Yellow Snow...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

ive just had a bag of peanuts omg i feel ill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"say NO to peanut flavour kitkats!"

They are the best!!!!!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

i need to go get my hair cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i need a cuddle

or a slap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I def need to go for a cold shower!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a year late

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"i need to go get my hair cut "
I'm growing my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm late for everything

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