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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ladies, when atop your Penny-Farthings, do you get sexually aroused?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Yes, though it's not due to any stimulation from the penny farthing, I'm simply overwhelmingly aroused by myself for being hipster as shit.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Yes, though it's not due to any stimulation from the penny farthing, I'm simply overwhelmingly aroused by myself for being hipster as shit."

I myself once got on a Penny-Farthing.

.....I then immediately fell off it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me laugh out loud, thank you, I needed that

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"This made me laugh out loud, thank you, I needed that "

He he Be sure to tune in for my next question, namely: Ladies, do you get sexually aroused whilst sky diving?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Yes, though it's not due to any stimulation from the penny farthing, I'm simply overwhelmingly aroused by myself for being hipster as shit.

I myself once got on a Penny-Farthing.

.....I then immediately fell off it "

Oh dear. Did you try wearing a t jacket?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Yes, though it's not due to any stimulation from the penny farthing, I'm simply overwhelmingly aroused by myself for being hipster as shit.

I myself once got on a Penny-Farthing.

.....I then immediately fell off it

Oh dear. Did you try wearing a t jacket?"

T w e e d

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Yes, though it's not due to any stimulation from the penny farthing, I'm simply overwhelmingly aroused by myself for being hipster as shit.

I myself once got on a Penny-Farthing.

.....I then immediately fell off it

Oh dear. Did you try wearing a t jacket?

T w e e d "

He he - I think that may have helped me balance better.....along the obligatory man bun and handlebar moustache....

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Yes, though it's not due to any stimulation from the penny farthing, I'm simply overwhelmingly aroused by myself for being hipster as shit.

I myself once got on a Penny-Farthing.

.....I then immediately fell off it

Oh dear. Did you try wearing a t jacket?

T w e e d

He he - I think that may have helped me balance better.....along the obligatory man bun and handlebar moustache.... "

Now you've got the right idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This made me laugh out loud, thank you, I needed that

He he Be sure to tune in for my next question, namely: Ladies, do you get sexually aroused whilst sky diving? "

I have never sky dived so I can’t answer that but I’m going to hazard a guess that the answer is: NO.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"This made me laugh out loud, thank you, I needed that

He he Be sure to tune in for my next question, namely: Ladies, do you get sexually aroused whilst sky diving?

I have never sky dived so I can’t answer that but I’m going to hazard a guess that the answer is: NO. "

Ooo I dunno. The wind whistling though my flaps is quite nice.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Yes, though it's not due to any stimulation from the penny farthing, I'm simply overwhelmingly aroused by myself for being hipster as shit.

I myself once got on a Penny-Farthing.

.....I then immediately fell off it

Oh dear. Did you try wearing a t jacket?

T w e e d

He he - I think that may have helped me balance better.....along the obligatory man bun and handlebar moustache....

Now you've got the right idea!"

.....and vaping like a steam train

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By *0FrankMan
over a year ago

The South!


"Yes, though it's not due to any stimulation from the penny farthing, I'm simply overwhelmingly aroused by myself for being hipster as shit."

Actually lol'd

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"This made me laugh out loud, thank you, I needed that

He he Be sure to tune in for my next question, namely: Ladies, do you get sexually aroused whilst sky diving?

I have never sky dived so I can’t answer that but I’m going to hazard a guess that the answer is: NO.

Ooo I dunno. The wind whistling though my flaps is quite nice."

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"This made me laugh out loud, thank you, I needed that

He he Be sure to tune in for my next question, namely: Ladies, do you get sexually aroused whilst sky diving?

I have never sky dived so I can’t answer that but I’m going to hazard a guess that the answer is: NO.

Ooo I dunno. The wind whistling though my flaps is quite nice."

Slapping together like a seal begging for fish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This made me laugh out loud, thank you, I needed that

He he Be sure to tune in for my next question, namely: Ladies, do you get sexually aroused whilst sky diving?

I have never sky dived so I can’t answer that but I’m going to hazard a guess that the answer is: NO.

Ooo I dunno. The wind whistling though my flaps is quite nice."

Well I haven’t done it so I couldn’t possibly comment on that. But I can imagine my main thoughts would be “Christ alive please don’t let me die” and I don’t usually associate such thoughts with sexual arousal. But... as they say, don’t knock it til you’ve tried it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a penny fathing.. Does stuffing 'it' with pennies have the same effect??

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"This made me laugh out loud, thank you, I needed that

He he Be sure to tune in for my next question, namely: Ladies, do you get sexually aroused whilst sky diving?

I have never sky dived so I can’t answer that but I’m going to hazard a guess that the answer is: NO.

Ooo I dunno. The wind whistling though my flaps is quite nice.

Well I haven’t done it so I couldn’t possibly comment on that. But I can imagine my main thoughts would be “Christ alive please don’t let me die” and I don’t usually associate such thoughts with sexual arousal. But... as they say, don’t knock it til you’ve tried it "

Doing it tandem in the reverse position may be feasible

Erm... apparently

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Random fact regarding female sexual stimulation whilst skydiving: Believe it or not I did once watch a video attempt by a couple to engage in sexual intercourse whilst skydiving

...It was understandably rather hurried.....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Random fact regarding female sexual stimulation whilst skydiving: Believe it or not I did once watch a video attempt by a couple to engage in sexual intercourse whilst skydiving

...It was understandably rather hurried..... "

Imagine the conversation

Her "That was quick"

Him "Ground rush"

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I don't have a penny fathing.. Does stuffing 'it' with pennies have the same effect?? "

As long as you remember to jump up and down whilst politely waving and saying, ‘Good day.’ to passers by then I’ll say yes

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Random fact regarding female sexual stimulation whilst skydiving: Believe it or not I did once watch a video attempt by a couple to engage in sexual intercourse whilst skydiving

...It was understandably rather hurried.....

Imagine the conversation

Her "That was quick"

Him "Ground rush""

I’ll give the guy in the vid absolute kudos for managing to get it up at such a moment.

The accuracy to effectively space dock was probably pretty problematic to.....

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Random fact regarding female sexual stimulation whilst skydiving: Believe it or not I did once watch a video attempt by a couple to engage in sexual intercourse whilst skydiving

...It was understandably rather hurried..... "

Jesus, was he not worried he'd hit an air pocket or something and have his cock ripped off!?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"This made me laugh out loud, thank you, I needed that

He he Be sure to tune in for my next question, namely: Ladies, do you get sexually aroused whilst sky diving?

I have never sky dived so I can’t answer that but I’m going to hazard a guess that the answer is: NO.

Ooo I dunno. The wind whistling though my flaps is quite nice.

Slapping together like a seal begging for fish?"

Pretty much yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, though it's not due to any stimulation from the penny farthing, I'm simply overwhelmingly aroused by myself for being hipster as shit."

When did this happen and how did I miss it? That's one of the best replies I've seen on fab.....

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Yes, though it's not due to any stimulation from the penny farthing, I'm simply overwhelmingly aroused by myself for being hipster as shit.

When did this happen and how did I miss it? That's one of the best replies I've seen on fab..... "

Don't worry, I'll comment on something else soon and we'll have another best.

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