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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The great Ludwig Van Beethoven once famously stated that he enjoyed walking in the rain as it inspired his musical genius.

Well.....I’ve been outside in pouring rain here for about four hours and still can’t play a bloody note!

What am I doing wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you wearing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to bring the piano out with you

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"What are you wearing?"

I was wearing a hoodie at the time.

Hmmm....I see where you might be going with this...... Do you think I should have been wearing a waistcoat and tails ala Beethoven in order to derive the musical benefits?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"You need to bring the piano out with you"

Ah ha! That might explain matters somewhat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to go deaf first I think

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"What are you wearing?

I was wearing a hoodie at the time.

Hmmm....I see where you might be going with this...... Do you think I should have been wearing a waistcoat and tails ala Beethoven in order to derive the musical benefits? "

Definitely, and a curly powdered wig

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


" still can’t play a bloody note!

"

Surely anyone can play one note on a piano

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"You need to go deaf first I think "

A good point! I have an angle grinder in my shed - I’ll bin my ear defenders and have an industrial session with it and then report back.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t know about music but I’m sick of this poxy weather. Went to take our little puppy for his morning walk he ran and hid behind sofa

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"What are you wearing?

I was wearing a hoodie at the time.

Hmmm....I see where you might be going with this...... Do you think I should have been wearing a waistcoat and tails ala Beethoven in order to derive the musical benefits?

Definitely, and a curly powdered wig "

I have one of those seventies style curly wigs which I could don. Hopefully that should do the trick. Even if it fails to enable me to compose a classic in C Major, it might evoke at least a fine Disco hit from me

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"What are you wearing?

I was wearing a hoodie at the time.

Hmmm....I see where you might be going with this...... Do you think I should have been wearing a waistcoat and tails ala Beethoven in order to derive the musical benefits?

Definitely, and a curly powdered wig

I have one of those seventies style curly wigs which I could don. Hopefully that should do the trick. Even if it fails to enable me to compose a classic in C Major, it might evoke at least a fine Disco hit from me "

Rock me Amadeus!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


" still can’t play a bloody note!

Surely anyone can play one note on a piano"

Every note I touch sounds out of tune; I try a B minor triplet and it comes out as a fart like sound

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Don’t know about music but I’m sick of this poxy weather. Went to take our little puppy for his morning walk he ran and hid behind sofa "

He was indeed wise - It has been literally pouring non stop here for hours. He probably feared that he’d end up swimming out there

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"What are you wearing?

I was wearing a hoodie at the time.

Hmmm....I see where you might be going with this...... Do you think I should have been wearing a waistcoat and tails ala Beethoven in order to derive the musical benefits?

Definitely, and a curly powdered wig

I have one of those seventies style curly wigs which I could don. Hopefully that should do the trick. Even if it fails to enable me to compose a classic in C Major, it might evoke at least a fine Disco hit from me

Rock me Amadeus! "

Falco - classic!

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