FabSwingers.com forum: Male Grooming (Cock Washing)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

TO BE READ TO THE MUSIC: MONOLOGUE 1 - John Cale

I live in Cheval Three Quays building in the city on the 11th floor.

My Name is Joe Betterman.

I believe in taking care of myself, eating a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine.

In the morning, if my balls are a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do nearly 78 now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. Rhythmically scrubbing the full length of my shaft, then ringing around my helmet then down under my scrot and balls. I take additional attention to my gooch.

And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your scrotal area out and makes your balls look like a 60-year olds, alcohol also burns.

Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

There is an idea of a Joe Betterman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory.

And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can grip my throbbing flesh and feel me pulse around your gripping hand and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, but I simply am not there.

Its not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of bodily hygiene its about friends.