FabSwingers.com forum: Best things to shout at the moment of climax

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Extra points if you've actually said it.

What about -

"Cracking orgasm gromit!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers love, I'm done... Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Also -

"BANG! and the dirt is done"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Ho Silver, Away

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Pineappleeessss,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've set loose the juice

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

There he blows......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And...

Pick the lumps out of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man from Del Monte, he say YES

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did i turn the gas off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll call you a cab....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well fuck me sideways with a ten ft bargepole!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick a fork in me I'm done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did i turn the gas off? "

Ha! This made me titter

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

I'm sorry I didn't see you there. I've got wipes.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"By the power of grey skull... I have the power!"

Also obviously you go with somebody else's name, and see if you finish before they realise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*Countdown music*

Extra points for timing it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""By the power of grey skull... I have the power!"

Also obviously you go with somebody else's name, and see if you finish before they realise. "

Excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cookies are done!

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By *ildo44Man
over a year ago

leeds

Battered cod

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/11/19 01:35:27]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently falling asleep 10 seconds after is frowned upon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One nil!

Then run around the room making trumpeting noises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One nil!

Then run around the room making trumpeting noises "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm buying a vuvuzela

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are those curtains dry clean only?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm buying a vuvuzela"

Pull it out from under the bed and blow it in their face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouting "180" like a darts announcer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm buying a vuvuzela

Pull it out from under the bed and blow it in their face? "

Can I watch if you try it lmao

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Who's still awake?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

You'll sleep in the wet patch, won't you?

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah Zip-A-Dee-A .......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you’re good at this, you should do this professionally"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty you're listening to the boy from the big bad city, this is hot cum, this is hot cum"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SEVEN said in the best Len Goodman voice x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Erranoo

Uvavu

Armageddon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Autobots... roll out

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Are you all in the same team?"

"Do you mind if I wind the window down now?"

"Execute Order 66."

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Ahhhh, good girl

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Shoot!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Well that was nice

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Keep the change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caspacio soup excuse the spelling please don’t call the spelling police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gadzooks!

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By *ez1987Man
over a year ago

Great Harwood, Blackburn

Goaaaaallll

It's a bullseye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By Jove, what a most agreeable sensation. Jeeves, bring me the tissues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m arriving!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘I really must remember to tighten this squeaky headboard....’

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

Thanks again Palmela and your 5 sisters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was that it

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By *on_mclaneMan
over a year ago

manchester

yippee kai Yay ??

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"Sorry, did I wake you?"

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I hate you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Mummy...'

Sorry, too much?

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By *omtomtom75Man
over a year ago

birmingham

You really should lock your door

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"THIS IS SPAAAAAAARTAAAA!"

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Fuck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duck!

Jeronimo!

One up the bum no harm done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ceilings need Painting

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Said like He-Man

I have to power!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Said like He-Man

I have the power!

Fuzz"

FTFM

Fuzz

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Joy to the world, the Lord has cum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk and sugar?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Hiawatha!

Bonus points if you know where that's from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Said in the style of Mr. Miyagi

Banzai!

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hiawatha!

Bonus points if you know where that's from."

The poem? Google is my friend

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst one would be 'Were you in?'

But I have made some ladies become very religious as in 'JEEESUS!' which was always very rewarding.

I did once call my 2nd wife (Carol) by my first wife's name (Pam) when I came once ... the silence that ensued was something to behold ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ceilings need Painting

Ah the good old Missionary position. Better than having a mirror fitted so she can watch herself having headaches ..

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Hiawatha!

Bonus points if you know where that's from.

The poem? Google is my friend

Fuzz"

Nope!

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By *indaW50sWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract

Whoops I did it again and lol

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Cup of coffee please

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Clean up in aisle 3!

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

Cheers love, see you in a week then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hiawatha!

Bonus points if you know where that's from."

Wig wam bam - black lace

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By *ay123mailMan
over a year ago

Seaham

35SECONDS!!! YES NEW PERSONAL RECORD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m arriving dear Lord.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bazinga

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh bollox it's bin day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst one would be 'Were you in?'

But I have made some ladies become very religious as in 'JEEESUS!' which was always very rewarding.

I did once call my 2nd wife (Carol) by my first wife's name (Pam) when I came once ... the silence that ensued was something to behold ....

What’s your third wife’s name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i win"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""i win""

And ive said it too

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Hiawatha!

Bonus points if you know where that's from.

Wig wam bam - black lace"

Nope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hiawatha!

Bonus points if you know where that's from.

Wig wam bam - black lace

Nope!"

Hiawatha also known as Ayenwathaaa or Aiionwatha, was a precolonial First Nations leader and co-founder of the Iroquois Confederacy. He was a leader of the Onondaga people, the Mohawk people, or both. According to some accounts, he was born an Onondaga but adopted into the Mohawks.

Hiawatha was a follower of the Great Peacemaker (Deganawida), a Huron prophet and spiritual leader who proposed the unification of the Iroquois peoples, who shared common ancestry and similar languages, but he suffered from a severe speech impediment which hindered him from spreading his proposal. Hiawatha was a skilled orator, and he was instrumental in persuading the Senecas, Cayugas, Onondagas, Oneidas, and Mohawks to accept the Great Peacemaker's vision and band together to become the Five Nations of the Iroquois confederacy. The Tuscarora people joined the Confederacy in 1722 to become the Sixth Nation?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

You absolute bastard!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a light luv

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Hiawatha!

Bonus points if you know where that's from.

Wig wam bam - black lace

Nope!

Fuzz"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hiawatha!

Bonus points if you know where that's from.

Wig wam bam - black lace

Nope!

Fuzz

Nope "

That's all I've/Google's got...

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two infinity and beyond....

Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

Now how about a game of billiards?

Somebody stop me...

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Now your bread has been buttered

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Cheque please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind if I wipe me cock in the curtain on my way out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

back of the net !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't really type it, but a Tarzan call would be funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Booyakasha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!

One for the cartoon fans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awugaaaaa fashanu

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By *r AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

Dublin

PINEAPPLES,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woomp there it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your number still 911? Alrighty then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks - You can go now!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I don't beleive it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howzat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want fries with that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Powwww right in the kisser

Bloody good shot sir and plenty in the tank

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By *ay123mailMan
over a year ago

Seaham

"I don't beleive it

I read that in the voice of victor meldrew. Not sure if that was your intention

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By *illybare partyMan
over a year ago

hotel in teeside once a month

So where did you park?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I don't beleive it

I read that in the voice of victor meldrew. Not sure if that was your intention

That's how it sounded in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“That’ll do pig, that’ll do.”

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

A fab friend I was fucking once exclaimed "jeepers!" as he came for the second time.

Needless to say I almost peed myself laughing

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worst one would be 'Were you in?'

But I have made some ladies become very religious as in 'JEEESUS!' which was always very rewarding.

I did once call my 2nd wife (Carol) by my first wife's name (Pam) when I came once ... the silence that ensued was something to behold ....

What’s your third wife’s name?"

There is no 3rd wife the 2nd one took everything. Although my 'faux pas' was before we married so she did forgive me. Oh wait ... ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flugelhorn!

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

All yours

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Cawabunga dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""By the power of grey skull... I have the power!"

Also obviously you go with somebody else's name, and see if you finish before they realise. "

Bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One nil!

Then run around the room making trumpeting noises "

This made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!

One for the cartoon fans

Fuzz"

Ay ay ay ayaaaa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes daddy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boom goes the dynamite. And yes I have said it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eureka!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ceilings need Painting

Ah the good old Missionary position. Better than having a mirror fitted so she can watch herself having headaches ..

Im very old fashioned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mom! Bring the wet wipes!

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By *oneeMan
over a year ago

bath

Your ex partners name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blowwwwww

Pronounced Blau the German pronunciation for blue but holding onto the sound

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your ex partners name

Your own name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha April Fool! I'm gay/straight* really

*delete as applicable

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By *forfun500Couple
over a year ago

walsall

Will that do ya till next week

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Just the noise I make it my video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thunder, Thunder, THUNDERCATS, Ho!!!"

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"

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By *enusInFursCouple
over a year ago

Essex/Suffolk border

I’m usually screaming... thanks to Furs.. . Venus xx

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

Allu akbar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ARSENAL

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By *LARENCE77Man
over a year ago

Skellefteå, Sweden

Can you smell gas....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My other halfs best one...."goan yerself hen" true story!

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

Your sisters cunt is tighter

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By *restonM50Man
over a year ago

preston

Thunderbirds are go.F A B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me GOOOOOOOO....

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHumph!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brace yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mummmmmyyyyyyyyyy

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By *ungscotsman26Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Watch my hair! As you hopelessly try to aim haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw me down and baste me like a turkey

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