FabSwingers.com forum: Keeping warm

By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

How do you keep warm in this chilly weather?

I'm growing my muff. It's all soft and furry now, like a little creature. Very comforting to stroke.

Any other bright ideas, fellow freezing fabbers?

Mrs TMN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I piss in my pants

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By *modDMan
over a year ago

Lichfield

Sleep next to a menopausal woman.

Helps the holiday tan last longer too

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A good spooning but unfortunately things quite often arise

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

"How do you keep warm in this chilly weather?

I'm growing my muff. It's all soft and furry now, like a little creature. Very comforting to stroke.

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Mrs TMN

Grow your oxter hair too. Every little helps.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Grow all the hair you can. Fur yourself up.

Get someone to walk around with you, rubbing their hands on you as you go.

Start swallowing and get some padding on you. My blubber keeps me perfectly warm.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Snuggles - unfortunately this has to be with my dog most of the time because I don't have anyone to snuggle

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I piss in my pants "

Only warm temporarily though - then cold and unpleasant

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"A good spooning but unfortunately things quite often arise

WAHEY

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Sleep next to a menopausal woman.

Helps the holiday tan last longer too"

Hmm. How does that work for keeping warm during the day, though?

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"How do you keep warm in this chilly weather?

I'm growing my muff. It's all soft and furry now, like a little creature. Very comforting to stroke.

Any other bright ideas, fellow freezing fabbers?

Mrs TMN

Grow your oxter hair too. Every little helps.

Excellent use of the word oxter! Top marks

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I rarely feel cold. I'm either a human radiator or a menopausal woman

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Grow all the hair you can. Fur yourself up.

Get someone to walk around with you, rubbing their hands on you as you go.

Start swallowing and get some padding on you. My blubber keeps me perfectly warm."

All great ideas! This is the sort of top quality advice I'm looking for. Thank you, Meli!

I already swallow, though...

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Snuggles - unfortunately this has to be with my dog most of the time because I don't have anyone to snuggle

You could get a bear instead? Bigger, so snugglier?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Snowed on my way home today... it's bloody November. I now have three cats on top of me, so that's my tip, smother yourself in cats

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"A good spooning but unfortunately things quite often arise

WAHEY"

Yes WAHEY then you will be extremely warm

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"Snuggles - unfortunately this has to be with my dog most of the time because I don't have anyone to snuggle

And I think just maybe ever so slightly. This may be in the right place to change that

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

A hairy man is good to have in the colder month's

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Snowed on my way home today... it's bloody November. I now have three cats on top of me, so that's my tip, smother yourself in cats"

Urgh, so allergic

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"A hairy man is good to have in the colder month's

To wear as a coat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has nobody heard of thermals!!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Has nobody heard of thermals!! "

Where's the fun in thermals?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have this new fangled idea in the south. Central heating

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"We have this new fangled idea in the south. Central heating

What now? You mean you don't spend your summers cutting peat to keep the old homestead warm through the winter?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Lashings of hot drinks? Or just lashings?

Get attractive people to work out around you. They will expend energy, heating up your local environment.

Get attractive people to massage you, through your garments

Put something at body temperature inside of your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has nobody heard of thermals!!

Where's the fun in thermals?

Taking them off lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Lashings of hot drinks? Or just lashings?

Get attractive people to work out around you. They will expend energy, heating up your local environment.

Get attractive people to massage you, through your garments

Put something at body temperature inside of your mouth

Put something at body temperature inside other orifices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I piss in my pants "

Me too. And when my pants start to become wet and cold I squat over a fire I light in my garden. I hope that helps. X

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Lashings of hot drinks? Or just lashings?

Get attractive people to work out around you. They will expend energy, heating up your local environment.

Get attractive people to massage you, through your garments

Put something at body temperature inside of your mouth

Now you're talking!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I piss in my pants

Me too. And when my pants start to become wet and cold I squat over a fire I light in my garden. I hope that helps. X"

Bum on fire?!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"Has nobody heard of thermals!!

Where's the fun in thermals?

Yes but body heat is much more pleasant

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"We have this new fangled idea in the south. Central heating

Yes that is very true but you can save a lot of money on energy bills

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Lighting a loverly large windowed wood stove and snuggerling up with a fwb person / partner infront of it.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"How do you keep warm in this chilly weather?

I'm growing my muff. It's all soft and furry now, like a little creature. Very comforting to stroke.

Any other bright ideas, fellow freezing fabbers?

Mrs TMN

Eat everything in the house over the next week to double your size and then hibernate like a bear under your duvet with a

"Do not disturb sign on the door"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I piss in my pants

Me too. And when my pants start to become wet and cold I squat over a fire I light in my garden. I hope that helps. X

Bum on fire?!

Yes but it's not as bad as it sounds and the pain keeps you warm

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"How do you keep warm in this chilly weather?

I'm growing my muff. It's all soft and furry now, like a little creature. Very comforting to stroke.

Any other bright ideas, fellow freezing fabbers?

Mrs TMN

Eat everything in the house over the next week to double your size and then hibernate like a bear under your duvet with a

"Do not disturb sign on the door"

Winner!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"How do you keep warm in this chilly weather?

I'm growing my muff. It's all soft and furry now, like a little creature. Very comforting to stroke.

Any other bright ideas, fellow freezing fabbers?

Mrs TMN

Eat everything in the house over the next week to double your size and then hibernate like a bear under your duvet with a

"Do not disturb sign on the door"

Winner! "

Woohoo

I'd like to accept this award and send my gratitude to anyone who has helped me to reach the pinnacle of my time on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snuggle up with a Mongol.. we're like angry Fraggles.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Snuggle up with a Mongol.. we're like angry Fraggles."

I’d Doozer you.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Slippers are a must. Keep doors shut indoors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snuggle up with a Mongol.. we're like angry Fraggles.

I’d Doozer you.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I piss in my pants

Me too. And when my pants start to become wet and cold I squat over a fire I light in my garden. I hope that helps. X"

you do make me laugh LBC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got those liquid hand warmers with the metal disc in, I shove them down my bra, keeps my nipples warm and makes them look bigger

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Snuggle up with a Mongol.. we're like angry Fraggles."

I read that as frazzles. Bloody love frazzles. Now I want frazzles!

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By *wist my nipples OP Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I got those liquid hand warmers with the metal disc in, I shove them down my bra, keeps my nipples warm and makes them look bigger

Win win!

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Keeping warm - ideas needed!