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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Seriously,

I attached a new mop head this morning and got quite excited about using it.

The old one was stressed n stringy and a bit bloody useless.

I just knew the new one would clean and pick up water and i'd have an orgasm over the results.......

When I realised how i felt I thought .....shit woman that's sad.... new mop and you are thrilled.

What simple things in life give you a little kick ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

For those thinking .... WTF this is a swingers site.....

Just imagine me domming some y bloke with the mop handle and pouring hot bleach water over his speedos n goggles.....

okay ?

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

poking the top of a new jar of coffee and smelling it for the first time

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

oooo yeah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

freshlt cut grass always cheers me up and makes me smile no idea why but hey a smiles a smile xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

25 neatly ironed shirts hanging in my wardrobe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love using new scourer pads and sponges when doing the washing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gran you do make me smile yes i sould love a sexy sub with a mop in his hand nude working with a hard , lol and i had a dream about you last night xxx

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By *YLINDERCouple
over a year ago

CARDIFF

remembering what naughty things i ve been up to..always puts a smile on my face..mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opening a new bar of soap, it's sooo smooth and still waxy, I love that

Buying a new white sponge, they seem to go yellow very quickly but I love it when they are still bright white!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Gran you do make me smile yes i sould love a sexy sub with a mop in his hand nude working with a hard , lol and i had a dream about you last night xxx

Did you and I have a bit of fem on fem in your dream ?

Or did I roleplay your Gran. I know you are a bloody kinky little git under that guise of innocence.

I only love my mop ..... tomorrow new scrubbers like Cute n Sassy ..... Im fickle

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over a year ago

"Opening a new bar of soap, it's sooo smooth and still waxy, I love that

Buying a new white sponge, they seem to go yellow very quickly but I love it when they are still bright white!

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is this Dove , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love using new scourer pads and sponges when doing the washing up

This too! I buy a big pack and cut them all in half before putting them in a basket all neat

well they last longer that way, so I don't have to use one more than three days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously,

I attached a new mop head this morning and got quite excited about using it.

The old one was stressed n stringy and a bit bloody useless.

I just knew the new one would clean and pick up water and i'd have an orgasm over the results.......

When I realised how i felt I thought .....shit woman that's sad.... new mop and you are thrilled.

What simple things in life give you a little kick ?"

Are we talking new wigs or real mops Granny?

Simple pleasures = Having a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gran you do make me smile yes i sould love a sexy sub with a mop in his hand nude working with a hard , lol and i had a dream about you last night xxx

Did you and I have a bit of fem on fem in your dream ?

Or did I roleplay your Gran. I know you are a bloody kinky little git under that guise of innocence.

I only love my mop ..... tomorrow new scrubbers like Cute n Sassy ..... Im fickle "
you was in bed with two other woman ... in the hotel and i was told grans there so i had to go in say hello , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being the first to dip a knife in a new jar of peanut butter or marmite (I know I'm sad)!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Opening a new bar of soap, it's sooo smooth and still waxy, I love that

is this Dove , lol"

No....usually whatever economy pack is available

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Seriously,

I attached a new mop head this morning and got quite excited about using it.

The old one was stressed n stringy and a bit bloody useless.

I just knew the new one would clean and pick up water and i'd have an orgasm over the results.......

When I realised how i felt I thought .....shit woman that's sad.... new mop and you are thrilled.

What simple things in life give you a little kick ?

Are we talking new wigs or real mops Granny?

Simple pleasures = Having a giggle

Not a new syrup to go with me teeth ....

A REAL bone fide mophead..... a posh one too... lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For those thinking .... WTF this is a swingers site.....

Just imagine me domming some y bloke with the mop handle and pouring hot bleach water over his speedos n goggles.....

okay ?"

gives a whole new meaning to water sports

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

we love our flash mop it squirts on the floor too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you been doing on your kitchen floor to get it so mucky in the first place...?

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

"What you been doing on your kitchen floor to get it so mucky in the first place...?"

ahhhh now that would be telling

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"For those thinking .... WTF this is a swingers site.....

Just imagine me domming some y bloke with the mop handle and pouring hot bleach water over his speedos n goggles.....

okay ?

gives a whole new meaning to water sports

Well he's got a new mop to clean himself up with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For those thinking .... WTF this is a swingers site.....

Just imagine me domming some y bloke with the mop handle and pouring hot bleach water over his speedos n goggles.....

okay ?

gives a whole new meaning to water sports

Well he's got a new mop to clean himself up with "
you into gushing too ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound of rain hitting the canvas of my tent, while I am inside warm and cosy.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Gran you do make me smile yes i sould love a sexy sub with a mop in his hand nude working with a hard , lol and i had a dream about you last night xxx

Did you and I have a bit of fem on fem in your dream ?

Or did I roleplay your Gran. I know you are a bloody kinky little git under that guise of innocence.

I only love my mop ..... tomorrow new scrubbers like Cute n Sassy ..... Im fickle you was in bed with two other woman ... in the hotel and i was told grans there so i had to go in say hello , lol

Did I let you watch or did you join in ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The sound of rain hitting the canvas of my tent, while I am inside warm and cosy.

I like that too much Pearl. It makes me feel ... ermmmmm you know ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relaxing!

Likewise, I find it very relaxing watching the flames and listening to the sound of a camp fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gran you do make me smile yes i sould love a sexy sub with a mop in his hand nude working with a hard , lol and i had a dream about you last night xxx

Did you and I have a bit of fem on fem in your dream ?

Or did I roleplay your Gran. I know you are a bloody kinky little git under that guise of innocence.

I only love my mop ..... tomorrow new scrubbers like Cute n Sassy ..... Im fickle you was in bed with two other woman ... in the hotel and i was told grans there so i had to go in say hello , lol

Did I let you watch or did you join in ?

"
well i come in the room and you was all sitting up in bed having a cup of tea , lol ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being greeted by my dog when I get home from work

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Being greeted by my dog when I get home from work

I'll resist the obvious .... but only just

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Gran you do make me smile yes i sould love a sexy sub with a mop in his hand nude working with a hard , lol and i had a dream about you last night xxx

Did you and I have a bit of fem on fem in your dream ?

Or did I roleplay your Gran. I know you are a bloody kinky little git under that guise of innocence.

I only love my mop ..... tomorrow new scrubbers like Cute n Sassy ..... Im fickle you was in bed with two other woman ... in the hotel and i was told grans there so i had to go in say hello , lol

Did I let you watch or did you join in ?

well i come in the room and you was all sitting up in bed having a cup of tea , lol ...

So had we all done the dirty deed or were we all spaced out on tea?

Was I dressed or nekkid ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

getting in a freshly made bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being greeted by my dog when I get home from work

I'll resist the obvious .... but only just "

naughty naughty Granny

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

First step on fresh snow crunching under foot.

Spring showers when out walking.

Fresh cold water after a long walk.

Bumping into a friend you have not seen for a age

Laying in bath empty house music on with miller genuine draft or red wine.

I have a thing about loving life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the other one - that doesn't happen as often as it should !

spending a day on the beach and in and out of the sea

back to the hotel, shower, apply after sun and lie on top of a bed made with crisp white bedding

the balcony door is open, but the voile curtains pulled across

you drift off to the sleep to the sounds of people enjoying life on the beach and the warm wafts of air coming in and hitting your naked body

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

and wake up to an arse full of mozzie bites.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My washing drying when i've used a certain softner.. perfumes the whole house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fresh baked bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First step on fresh snow crunching under foot.

Spring showers when out walking.

Fresh cold water after a long walk.

Bumping into a friend you have not seen for a age

Laying in bath empty house music on with miller genuine draft or red wine.

I have a thing about loving life

Oh gawd! Granny is going all carla lane on us

Snap out of it you sound like one of them whinging scousers!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"First step on fresh snow crunching under foot.

Spring showers when out walking.

Fresh cold water after a long walk.

Bumping into a friend you have not seen for a age

Laying in bath empty house music on with miller genuine draft or red wine.

I have a thing about loving life

Oh gawd! Granny is going all carla lane on us

Snap out of it you sound like one of them whinging scousers!

I never wrote that ..... you imbecile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cold side of the pillow

Hugging friends

Being greeted by my dog like a long lost friend when I have only been gone 5 mins

Catching up with Fab friends at socials!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First step on fresh snow crunching under foot.

Spring showers when out walking.

Fresh cold water after a long walk.

Bumping into a friend you have not seen for a age

Laying in bath empty house music on with miller genuine draft or red wine.

I have a thing about loving life

Oh gawd! Granny is going all carla lane on us

Snap out of it you sound like one of them whinging scousers!

I never wrote that ..... you imbecile"

Whoever wrote it should have used 'an age' not 'a age'

Who took over your keyboard to write/type it then?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Shut up stupid.... He just LOOKS like me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shut up stupid.... He just LOOKS like me."

He?! Are you a cock in a frock?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Shut up stupid.... He just LOOKS like me.

He?! Are you a cock in a frock?

It was Nucs you great tart... not me.

Now you are going to have to Suck it Up ! ha !

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over a year ago

"Shut up stupid.... He just LOOKS like me.

He?! Are you a cock in a frock?

It was Nucs you great tart... not me.

Now you are going to have to Suck it Up ! ha !"

No I'm not! You're the one that's stealing a blind persons writings

HA!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fave thing is seeing washing blowing on a line. I have a long washing line, not keen on those rotary things, not the same seeing washing on them. Seeing washing billowing gently on a sunny day is gorgeous.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Walking round the garden centre....always makes me smile and cheers me up (sad I know)

Getting into a clean bed

That first cup of coffee in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sitting here with the dog nuzzled into my leg, snoozing and reading what you lot have got to say today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a message from mrs bus saying she doesn't want to go shopping

i am to go on my own but bring her 'something sweet' back

result - cakes are generally cheaper than handbags, shoes and make up !!

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Shut up stupid.... He just LOOKS like me.

He?! Are you a cock in a frock?

It was Nucs you great tart... not me.

Now you are going to have to Suck it Up ! ha !

No I'm not! You're the one that's stealing a blind persons writings

HA!!"

With you two like listening to my parents arguing

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I Found £20 in my pants pocket I'd forgotten about..

, happy days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"poking the top of a new jar of coffee and smelling it for the first time

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Shut up stupid.... He just LOOKS like me.

He?! Are you a cock in a frock?

It was Nucs you great tart... not me.

Now you are going to have to Suck it Up ! ha !

No I'm not! You're the one that's stealing a blind persons writings

HA!!

With you two like listening to my parents arguing

Nucs Go to your room !

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Shut up stupid.... He just LOOKS like me.

He?! Are you a cock in a frock?

It was Nucs you great tart... not me.

Now you are going to have to Suck it Up ! ha !

No I'm not! You're the one that's stealing a blind persons writings

HA!!

With you two like listening to my parents arguing

Nucs Go to your room !"

That a first for you not sending a male to your room lol

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over a year ago

"Shut up stupid.... He just LOOKS like me.

He?! Are you a cock in a frock?

It was Nucs you great tart... not me.

Now you are going to have to Suck it Up ! ha !

No I'm not! You're the one that's stealing a blind persons writings

HA!!

With you two like listening to my parents arguing

Nucs Go to your room !

That a first for you not sending a male to your room lol"

Don't back chat your Granny or we'll all be for it!

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Shut up stupid.... He just LOOKS like me.

He?! Are you a cock in a frock?

It was Nucs you great tart... not me.

Now you are going to have to Suck it Up ! ha !

No I'm not! You're the one that's stealing a blind persons writings

HA!!

With you two like listening to my parents arguing

Nucs Go to your room !

That a first for you not sending a male to your room lol

Don't back chat your Granny or we'll all be for it!"

Arty you can have the smacked bum then

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

A new clutch for my beast.He drives like a dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading this thread and then getting to stare at his arse^^^

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over a year ago

"Shut up stupid.... He just LOOKS like me.

He?! Are you a cock in a frock?

It was Nucs you great tart... not me.

Now you are going to have to Suck it Up ! ha !

No I'm not! You're the one that's stealing a blind persons writings

HA!!

With you two like listening to my parents arguing

Nucs Go to your room !

That a first for you not sending a male to your room lol

Don't back chat your Granny or we'll all be for it!

Arty you can have the smacked bum then

I believe in sharing, being the gentleman I am I'll let you go first

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

The smell and feel of fresh cotton sheets on my bed....

The shine on freshly tempered chocolate as it slides out of the machine...

Sitting on the seafront in the winter on a windy day....watching the waves break over the beach

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Shut up stupid.... He just LOOKS like me.

He?! Are you a cock in a frock?

It was Nucs you great tart... not me.

Now you are going to have to Suck it Up ! ha !

No I'm not! You're the one that's stealing a blind persons writings

HA!!

With you two like listening to my parents arguing

Nucs Go to your room !

That a first for you not sending a male to your room lol

Don't back chat your Granny or we'll all be for it!

Arty you can have the smacked bum then

I believe in sharing, being the gentleman I am I'll let you go first

Normally I would accept going first gladly but this time I'll let granny warm up and wear out on you

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A new clutch for my beast.He drives like a dream

Could I see your beast please?

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"The smell and feel of fresh cotton sheets on my bed....

The shine on freshly tempered chocolate as it slides out of the machine...

Sitting on the seafront in the winter on a windy day....watching the waves break over the beach

Sea front and chips mmmm

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

"A new clutch for my beast.He drives like a dream

Could I see your beast please?"
,

hahaha, the beast is black,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listening to King Fanny wingeing when Liverpool lose

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

A little snooze on the sofa after a roast dinner on a wet Bank Holiday...

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Hot, freshly buttered toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That first mug of tea in a morning

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Listening to King Fanny wingeing when Liverpool lose

Bloody hell that's a lot of moaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've was with our Grandson in the garage and I picked up a ball and tossed it into the garden. He ran after it and his first instinct was not to pick it up but kick it. Such a little thing but it made me grin like a loon

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