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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell me something random about you. Anything at all...

I can sing, fairly well apparently

Over to you.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I'm not really a monkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not really a monkey

Shocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bizarrely proud of my legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 3 panda teddies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have 3 panda teddies

Cute

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm bizarrely proud of my legs. "

Pop up a photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have 3 panda teddies

Cute

They have names and sometimes they get hidden when people come round, I don’t cuddle them (sometimes) but they like to pose and like to look at them because...well they are pandas who doesn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still have leg warmers from the 80s.

That I still wear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good in the kitchen

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I've shrunk, nearly 3"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm bizarrely proud of my legs.

Pop up a photo

There's one on my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've shrunk, nearly 3"

That's what happens when you accidentally put yourself on a hot wash.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I'm a train spotter.

More specifically steam engines/trains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still have my teddy from when I was a baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a train spotter.

More specifically steam engines/trains.

Nice Seeside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a pagan handfasting (wedding)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up until 2007, according to Wikipedia at 6”6’ I classified was a giant. The criteria has now changed, and now I am just tall.

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

I look alright in full body Lycra

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I look alright in full body Lycra

I require proof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look alright in full body Lycra

I require proof!

I can vouch for him

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I was once told off for putting a fire out by the fire brigade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look pretty good in lingerie

Also pretty good with a rifle

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

I am obsessed with women lol

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

I use trigonometry most days for work..... to think I mocked the notion when I was at school

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've been on 2 quiz shows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isn’t my natural hair colour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I look alright in full body Lycra

I require proof!

I can vouch for him

Intrigued

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I use trigonometry most days for work..... to think I mocked the notion when I was at school

So it does come in handy for some!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got to the 3rd round of the xfactor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make vegan cheese... ( Not a vegan )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do literally any regional accent from around the whole of the UK.

A completely pointless "talent", but great when telling a joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I look alright in full body Lycra

I require proof!

Proof received

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I really am not what most people expect Well so I’m told

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"I still have leg warmers from the 80s.

That I still wear. "

Love that! I have a RELAX t shirt I still wear xx

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

One of my favourite things in life is having a snooze high up on a mountain x

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By *0FrankMan
over a year ago

The South!

I can move my buttock cheeks independently of each other.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

"I look alright in full body Lycra

I can imagine you do!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

My toe nails need re-painting

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By *rMrs322Couple
over a year ago

Sandy

I was a national and international cheerleading champion

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I look alright in full body Lycra

I can imagine you do! "

Ask Boldy if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am really good at guitar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And surprisingly good at golf. 4 handicap

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I got my picture in the paper when I was about 18 months old, trying to play my dad's tuba.

My parents still have the original cutting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I look alright in full body Lycra

I can imagine you do! "

Absofuckinglutely

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I have 3 panda teddies

Me too! One is called Pamela!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have 3 panda teddies

Me too! One is called Pamela!"

One of mine is called a Beepsie haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a batman money box for change at the end of the week

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I was about 19 or 20 I think, me and a friend went out to do some casual hard drinkin', as you do.

We woke up in a hostel that was also a boat in Sweden two days later. That was reasonably random.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have 3 panda teddies

Me too! One is called Pamela!"

You should get them all together for a play date!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I have 3 panda teddies

Me too! One is called Pamela!

You should get them all together for a play date!

Omg!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am so bendy from yoga that I can suck my own dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have 3 panda teddies

Me too! One is called Pamela!

You should get them all together for a play date!

Omg!

A tea party, obvs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am so bendy from yoga that I can suck my own dick"

A photo on your profile would help this image

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I have 3 panda teddies

Me too! One is called Pamela!

You should get them all together for a play date!

Omg!

A tea party, obvs!

Not a panda orgy then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have 3 panda teddies

Me too! One is called Pamela!

You should get them all together for a play date!

Omg!

A tea party, obvs!

Not a panda orgy then?

A kink too far for me

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I have 3 panda teddies

Me too! One is called Pamela!

You should get them all together for a play date!

Omg!

A tea party, obvs!

Not a panda orgy then?

A kink too far for me

Bamboo shoots anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have 3 panda teddies

Me too! One is called Pamela!

You should get them all together for a play date!

Omg!

A tea party, obvs!

Not a panda orgy then?

A kink too far for me

Bamboo shoots anyone?"

Me and my pandas take tea parties and play dates seriously, we are on time and in formal tea party wear.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I have 3 panda teddies

Me too! One is called Pamela!

You should get them all together for a play date!

Omg!

A tea party, obvs!

Not a panda orgy then?

A kink too far for me

Bamboo shoots anyone?

Me and my pandas take tea parties and play dates seriously, we are on time and in formal tea party wear. "

This I need to see! Also need to figure out where I can get a frock to fit Pamela...

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I used to do stunt riding on motorbikes and have ridden one over the top of a car.

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Tell me something random about you. Anything at all...

I can sing, fairly well apparently

Over to you.

I am part metal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me something random about you. Anything at all...

I can sing, fairly well apparently

Over to you.

I am part metal

Also part metal, from hip to knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have 3 panda teddies

Me too! One is called Pamela!

You should get them all together for a play date!

Omg!

A tea party, obvs!

Not a panda orgy then?

A kink too far for me

Bamboo shoots anyone?

Me and my pandas take tea parties and play dates seriously, we are on time and in formal tea party wear.

This I need to see! Also need to figure out where I can get a frock to fit Pamela..."

Beepsie has a t shirt that says I (heart) cuddles, not formal tea party wear but it’s cute hahah. Pamela can wear that

and yes I am a big softy but cover myself in scary tattoos so people leave me alone

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By *euschMan
over a year ago

peterborough

One of my pupils is bigger than the other

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have 3 panda teddies

Me too! One is called Pamela!

You should get them all together for a play date!

Omg!

A tea party, obvs!

Not a panda orgy then?

A kink too far for me

Bamboo shoots anyone?

Me and my pandas take tea parties and play dates seriously, we are on time and in formal tea party wear. "

I’ll be needing photos of this too!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I have 3 panda teddies

Me too! One is called Pamela!

You should get them all together for a play date!

Omg!

A tea party, obvs!

Not a panda orgy then?

A kink too far for me

Bamboo shoots anyone?

Me and my pandas take tea parties and play dates seriously, we are on time and in formal tea party wear.

This I need to see! Also need to figure out where I can get a frock to fit Pamela...

Beepsie has a t shirt that says I (heart) cuddles, not formal tea party wear but it’s cute hahah. Pamela can wear that

and yes I am a big softy but cover myself in scary tattoos so people leave me alone

Aww that is cute! I'm also a big softy. Though no scary tattoos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a County Champion in long jump and 100m and a County Netball player for 10 yrs. I loved sport from a very young age.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Tell me something random about you. Anything at all...

I can sing, fairly well apparently

Over to you.

I was born disabled. The doctor told my mum I'd never walk properly.

The midwife told her to ignore him and how to treat it.

At school I played footy on the right wing and ran the 100metres.

God bless the midwife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have adhered apparently what my ex wife said

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

(Ray) before I started my job I had to sign the official secrets act

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"(Ray) before I started my job I had to sign the official secrets act "

Sshhh...

First rule of the OSA, you don't talk about the OSA

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

"(Ray) before I started my job I had to sign the official secrets act

Sshhh...

First rule of the OSA, you don't talk about the OSA"

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

(Ray) I can also snort a ladies necklace up my right nostril and pull it out of my mouth

Valuable life skill

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell me something random about you. Anything at all...

I can sing, fairly well apparently

Over to you.

I was born disabled. The doctor told my mum I'd never walk properly.

The midwife told her to ignore him and how to treat it.

At school I played footy on the right wing and ran the 100metres.

God bless the midwife."

Amazing!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"(Ray) I can also snort a ladies necklace up my right nostril and pull it out of my mouth

Valuable life skill

Christ above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like it outdoors when getting it on, love my comfort's

Then I've no problems getting into a cold damp wetsuit on a frosty morning, surfing big waves, getting smashed around in the whitewater getting out drying myself and maybe surf again that afternoon ??

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

"(Ray) I can also snort a ladies necklace up my right nostril and pull it out of my mouth

Valuable life skill

Christ above

(Ray) I know it's quite grim, however I was young and stupid when I discovered it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still wear a tshirt I bought in 1993

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm slightly overweight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sing and speak quite a few languages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an idetic memory.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I've held a full driving licence for longer than Red has been alive

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Tell me something random about you. Anything at all...

I can sing, fairly well apparently

Over to you.

I've been chosen for First Dates and First Dates Hotel and had to turn them down both times due to other commitments.

Where's that feckin cry emoji....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the tip of my right index finger bitten off by a rabit when i was five, hospital sewed it back on

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

I like calimari

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I passed my driving test in 1981 after 2 lessons and apart from windscreen cover, I have never made an insurance claim as I've never had an accident. I drive an average 50,000 miles per year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a British motorcycle champion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a giant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not really a monkey

are you really Red?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I now need reading glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a strange one but whenever I fart everyone always comments that they can smell something delicious cooking. It happens every single time.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I have played in a band in the old Wembley Stadium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fall asleep in any position as long as my right ear is the one in the pillow.

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By *verage JosephMan
over a year ago

Grays & London

I got offered 18-30 rep job. But had to turn it down as offered my dream job in the same week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make perfect dumplings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a black belt in Ninjustsu

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I make perfect dumplings!"

I can see that from your profile pic

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I was born a redhead but by 6 weeks it had changed to dark brown.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"I was born a redhead but by 6 weeks it had changed to dark brown. "

I was born blonde but during childhood it turned a very dark brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My job title contains the word anal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Ray) before I started my job I had to sign the official secrets act "

Me too. And in a previous job role I’ve worked with some very notorious high profile prisoners. Which is all I can say about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Ray) before I started my job I had to sign the official secrets act

Me too. And in a previous job role I’ve worked with some very notorious high profile prisoners. Which is all I can say about that

Yup, I fairly well vetted too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not really a monkey

I'm not really a cupcake, however I am non-vanilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Ray) before I started my job I had to sign the official secrets act

Me too. And in a previous job role I’ve worked with some very notorious high profile prisoners. Which is all I can say about that

Yup, I fairly well vetted too

Well I’m pleased as that’s a requirement for me to meet someone on here. Recent DBS check.

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I have no sense of smell!

Long-standing sinus issues. Can’t be bothered to get surgery for the 10th time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My job title contains the word anal."

cool!

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"I had the tip of my right index finger bitten off by a rabit when i was five, hospital sewed it back on"

I've been hospitalised from a rabbit bite too! They've got sharp teeth!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

A joint one for you.

We have both sung in concerts at the Royal Albert Hall (several years apart).

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I can read Braille.

But I'm not visually impaired.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Ive had brain surgery... 13 times lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had to relearn how to walk 3 times in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had to relearn how to walk 3 times in my life "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had my voice assessed for the choir I'm in. I am now second bass, hence I am now officially the lowest of the low

Mr R (as if you hadn't guessed already!)

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I have a propensity to be unnecessarily sesquipedalian

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'm not really a monkey

are you really Red?"

She is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night I ate an apple at 2am

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By *eeman1000Man
over a year ago

durham

I cant juggle oranges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had the tip of my right index finger bitten off by a rabit when i was five, hospital sewed it back on

I've been hospitalised from a rabbit bite too! They've got sharp teeth!"

Little twitchy nosed bastards

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By *inkykat dirtydogCouple
over a year ago

Cov

I'm not a cat and he's not a dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Ray) before I started my job I had to sign the official secrets act

Me too. And in a previous job role I’ve worked with some very notorious high profile prisoners. Which is all I can say about that

Yup, I fairly well vetted too

Well I’m pleased as that’s a requirement for me to meet someone on here. Recent DBS check.

I've got that too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can restrain an 18 stone male & make him wimper for his mum ( Mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a personal conversation with Sean Connery.

I became a regional gymnastic champion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be six stone heavier than I am today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I used to weigh 17stone

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I can smell whether there is sugar in my tea or not

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I used to teach modern jive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to weigh 17stone"

I was 16 and a half stone. I miss Burger King so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a fairly phenomenal dribbler

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I own a pair of monochrome rainbow socks...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I used to weigh 17stone"

Looking dam good now lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to weigh 17stone

Looking dam good now lady

Thanks DC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I trained as a swim coach

I can’t swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once found a starfish two feet across when I was swimming as a child in Canada and I can juggle fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent 3 weeks in a coma!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Tell me something random about you. Anything at all...

I can sing, fairly well apparently

Over to you.

I was born disabled. The doctor told my mum I'd never walk properly.

The midwife told her to ignore him and how to treat it.

At school I played footy on the right wing and ran the 100metres.

God bless the midwife.

Amazing!!!!

I've also taught martial arts for 25+ years and I've been studying Argentinean Tango for nearly 3.

None of which I'd have been able to do had it not for that beautiful midwife.

I owe her the life I lead now.

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By *hesterXXXMan
over a year ago

in your dreams

I'm a good kisser

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

One of my toes nails grows funny (it doesn't tell jokes). A fellow pupil dropped a house brick on it when I was 7.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I have a teeny tiny kidney

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By *inja 636Man
over a year ago

Grays

Almost done 30 half marathons all over the uk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can dance so many styles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lonely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me something random about you. Anything at all...

I can sing, fairly well apparently

Over to you.

Ive been told the same but im too chicken to sing in public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me something random about you. Anything at all...

I can sing, fairly well apparently

Over to you.

I was born disabled. The doctor told my mum I'd never walk properly.

The midwife told her to ignore him and how to treat it.

At school I played footy on the right wing and ran the 100metres.

God bless the midwife.

Amazing!!!!

I've also taught martial arts for 25+ years and I've been studying Argentinean Tango for nearly 3.

None of which I'd have been able to do had it not for that beautiful midwife.

I owe her the life I lead now.

How do you know the midwife was beautiful? Did you meet her later in life?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I've never had any points on my driving licence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a talent for cutting hair and baking

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I am Welsh but don’t speak Welsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I probably over share on here.

Already told you all I;

Can sing quite well

Have an obsession with penguins

Am a tiler, plumber, electrician, plasterer

Was born with a genital deformity

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I've never in my life failed an exam and I'm really curious to know how I'd react if I did. Would I be angry or upset or just laugh it off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im pretty adept with a paint brush, carpentry and brickwork. Excellent with numbers.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Sometimes I cut cheese using a ruler to make sure I get exactly the right amount. Luke

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

I have been in 15 different countries this year so far, some of them more than twice, and I don't work in the travel industry.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Tell me something random about you. Anything at all...

I can sing, fairly well apparently

Over to you.

I was born disabled. The doctor told my mum I'd never walk properly.

The midwife told her to ignore him and how to treat it.

At school I played footy on the right wing and ran the 100metres.

God bless the midwife.

Amazing!!!!

I've also taught martial arts for 25+ years and I've been studying Argentinean Tango for nearly 3.

None of which I'd have been able to do had it not for that beautiful midwife.

I owe her the life I lead now.

How do you know the midwife was beautiful? Did you meet her later in life? "

Her kindness, advice and wisdom was beautiful.....

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

" ......None of which I'd have been able to do had it not for that beautiful midwife.

I owe her the life I lead now.

How do you know the midwife was beautiful? Did you meet her later in life?

Her kindness, advice and wisdom was beautiful..... "

that is so nice

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

" ......None of which I'd have been able to do had it not for that beautiful midwife.

I owe her the life I lead now.

How do you know the midwife was beautiful? Did you meet her later in life?

Her kindness, advice and wisdom was beautiful.....

that is so nice "

Thank you.

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I have a fridge magnet with a picture of an old woman standing by her rhodedenrons - it says Audrey had the biggest bush in the street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm class at football and can lock my elbow

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