FabSwingers.com forum: What is weirdest request

By *tsonlysex OP Couple
over a year ago

bedford

As title. Someone just messaged asking to take Mamie lingerie shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sum1 asked me 2 cage n torture him for 3 days...i didnt have the spare annual leave to use lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young man wanted to do all my housework while I shouted abuse at him and ridiculed his tiny dick

Not a personal request but there’s a man up here who posts regularly looking to pay a lady on a regular basic to kick him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Young man wanted to do all my housework while I shouted abuse at him and ridiculed his tiny dick

Not a personal request but there’s a man up here who posts regularly looking to pay a lady on a regular basic to kick him

The regular shin kick made me chuckle

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I regularly get asked to lock men in my dog cage...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I regularly get asked to lock men in my dog cage... "

If your dog is down for sharing so am I, doggy pets and licks

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I regularly get asked to lock men in my dog cage...

If your dog is down for sharing so am I, doggy pets and licks

Ha ha I have 4....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone asked me yesterday how much for a fart video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I regularly get asked to lock men in my dog cage...

If your dog is down for sharing so am I, doggy pets and licks

Ha ha I have 4....

Looks like it’s now 4 and an oversized blonde boy puppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked to give a guy a BJ and then him throw money at me (That I could collect and keep)

I politely declined

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I regularly get asked to lock men in my dog cage...

If your dog is down for sharing so am I, doggy pets and licks

Ha ha I have 4....

Looks like it’s now 4 and an oversized blonde boy puppy

I hope you’re well trained...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Young man wanted to do all my housework while I shouted abuse at him and ridiculed his tiny dick

Not a personal request but there’s a man up here who posts regularly looking to pay a lady on a regular basic to kick him

For the record... not me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone asked me yesterday how much for a fart video"

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Someone asked me yesterday how much for a fart video"

How much was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I regularly get asked to lock men in my dog cage...

If your dog is down for sharing so am I, doggy pets and licks

Ha ha I have 4....

Looks like it’s now 4 and an oversized blonde boy puppy

I hope you’re well trained... "

I’m one of the bestest boys ! I come with my own chew toys and food. I am also good at playing with others and sharing my things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone asked me yesterday how much for a fart video

How much was it?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone asked me yesterday how much for a fart video

How much was it?"

Haha.. I'd be excellent at this

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I regularly get asked to lock men in my dog cage...

If your dog is down for sharing so am I, doggy pets and licks

Ha ha I have 4....

Looks like it’s now 4 and an oversized blonde boy puppy

I hope you’re well trained...

I’m one of the bestest boys ! I come with my own chew toys and food. I am also good at playing with others and sharing my things

Ha ha almost as cute as my little ones....

not sure mine are so well trained though!!

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Someone once asked me to reply to a message on fab! It was a woman an'all!

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Someone asked me yesterday how much for a fart video

How much was it?

I don't want one, just competitor research.

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Someone messaged asking if I could use them as a toilet

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

God, you’re a fussy lot. No wonder so many men complain that they aren’t getting anywhere on fab. And a such simple requests as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think I've had any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 midgets + a shetland pony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 midgets + a shetland pony"

I remember that film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody asked me to around to their house and just perform oral , I mean whatever happened to talking?

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

To wank over someone who is actually a pirate

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"To wank over someone who is actually a pirate

I've always wanted to meet a real pirate

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"To wank over someone who is actually a pirate

I've always wanted to meet a real pirate"

There is one here... She's called Orange Margarine Milk or something?

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"To wank over someone who is actually a pirate

I've always wanted to meet a real pirate

There is one here... She's called Orange Margarine Milk or something?"

That's quite a disappointing name for a pirate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To grind my stiletto heels into his ball sack.

I politely declined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To grind my stiletto heels into his ball sack.

I politely declined. "
bet that hurt.. His feelings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To wank over someone who is actually a pirate

I've always wanted to meet a real pirate

There is one here... She's called Orange Margarine Milk or something?

That's quite a disappointing name for a pirate."

All the best ones were taken so I had to do with the best I got so Cpt margarine milk was born

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"To wank over someone who is actually a pirate

I've always wanted to meet a real pirate

There is one here... She's called Orange Margarine Milk or something?

That's quite a disappointing name for a pirate."

Pffft I know right?! I think she used one of those photo filter machines too, I've been fooled by them before.

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By *houldibedoingthis!Man
over a year ago

london

"Sum1 asked me 2 cage n torture him for 3 days...i didnt have the spare annual leave to use lmao"

Would you have done it if you had unlimited leave?

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By *dquestCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Someone offered to rent a hotel room where he could lick Courtney’s boots clean and then sit in a cage while we had sex... what if we had done it and then left him naked in the cage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The strangest one I’ve ever been asked on here was for the guy to climb inside me, as much as humanly possible and for me to simulate giving birth to him, needless to say, he was instantly blocked

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By *abfella40Man
over a year ago

barrow in furness

I got asked by a guy to breed him. My profile mentions breeding but I assume to most that would mean women. Anyway shot my load in my latest meet today following a response to my status.

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By *tsonlysex OP Couple
over a year ago

bedford

"The strangest one I’ve ever been asked on here was for the guy to climb inside me, as much as humanly possible and for me to simulate giving birth to him, needless to say, he was instantly blocked "

That made us laugh. More extreme than taking Maria shopping.

He has messaged this morning asking to take her

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