FabSwingers.com forum: Blokes

By *haring-is-Caring OP Couple
over a year ago

Rugby

We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coz it's an Instashag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swingers are easy and will fuck anyone. For the blokes, it’s an easy fuck

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????"

Which "her" are all the single blokes on ?

Asking for a friend

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

https://youtu.be/hZpn7Cde1w8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????

Which "her" are all the single blokes on ?

Asking for a friend

She is one lucky bitch

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By *haring-is-Caring OP Couple
over a year ago

Rugby

Here not her a typo..... ffs says it all !!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Lots of couples seek a single man to add to their mix. It would be harder to find them if they weren't here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of couples seek a single man to add to their mix. It would be harder to find them if they weren't here.

Exactly this. Exactly what we want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it's a wank fest, a bit like doing 'dares' when you were a kid, remember that excitement when your pals encouraged you to knock on someone's door then run away?

Well it's like that only this time asking for face pics then blocking the couple who sent you the pics once you've got them!

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By *haring-is-Caring OP Couple
over a year ago

Rugby

We don’t lol x

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By *haring-is-Caring OP Couple
over a year ago

Rugby

Really???

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Not this again.

Swinging isn't only for couples, if it was, couples wouldn't be searching for singles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really???"

Click reply+quote so we know who you’re replying to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????"
I was in a couple previously and thought I would try as a singleton once I split with the x

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

"Lots of couples seek a single man to add to their mix. It would be harder to find them if they weren't here.

Exactly this. Exactly what we want."
Us too thank god for single guys bi or otherwise for us ..

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

If single blokes weren't on here, the couples would tear each other apart, you need a site punching bag, we're it.

No need to thank us, we love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swingers are easy and will fuck anyone. For the blokes, it’s an easy fuck

Exactly. Was s'posed to be a shag a day, easy as, NSA guaranteed.

I want my money back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of couples seek a single man to add to their mix. It would be harder to find them if they weren't here.

Exactly this. Exactly what we want."
if you ever need a helping hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am one of those who have sex with single guys only.

Shoot me

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If single blokes weren't on here, the couples would tear each other apart, you need a site punching bag, we're it.

No need to thank us, we love it!"

Us single women are here to provide wank material for everyone waiting for a meet.

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By *haring-is-Caring OP Couple
over a year ago

Rugby

Really??? Weird view on things...

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Really??? Weird view on things..."

Quote people so we know who you are talking to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am one of those who have sex with single guys only.

Shoot me

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would rather call you than shoot you lol

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"If single blokes weren't on here, the couples would tear each other apart, you need a site punching bag, we're it.

No need to thank us, we love it!

Us single women are here to provide wank material for everyone waiting for a meet.

On behalf of the "Blokes", I thank you and your sistren

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????"

But you're verified by 6 men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ???? I was in a couple previously and thought I would try as a singleton once I split with the x"

Same here

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????

But you're verified by 6 men

the plot thickens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If all the single guys paying membership upped and left, would a site like this even exist due to the huge loss of revenue.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men actually die if we don't get sex... so we look for it everywhere

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Because we like a challenge that’s why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coz it's an Instashag."

Thank goodness for that. I thought I was wasting my time.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????

But you're verified by 6 men

the plot thickens"

That must be a typo.. surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coz it's an Instashag.

Thank goodness for that. I thought I was wasting my time....."

Don't worry. You're not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????

But you're verified by 6 men

Nice mate, you have remove the mask

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By *rad_ell12Man
over a year ago

Brighouse

This is part of the reason many single guys struggle, because couples like yourself seem to want to act like we're not meant to be here, many singles are on this site, men and women, all looming for the same things and all, hopefully, enjoy swinging, whats with the judgement?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am one of those who have sex with single guys only.

Shoot me

That's way too kinky, even for here..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about single women? Should we be here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am one of those who have sex with single guys only.

Shoot me

That's way too kinky, even for here.."

I'll get my coat then

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"What about single women? Should we be here?

Nope, we aren't real swingers, we are just occasionally required to be a toy for couples.

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????

But you're verified by 6 men

the plot thickens

That must be a typo.. surely

As Blackadder once said 'something smells fishie - and I'm not talking about the contents of Baldricks apple crumble'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about single women? Should we be here?

Seems its just single blokes they have a problem with, maybe they didnt like one of their veri's

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????

Which "her" are all the single blokes on ?

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about single women? Should we be here?

Nope, we aren't real swingers, we are just occasionally required to be a toy for couples. "

But only when it suits them you must be ready and waiting

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????

But you're verified by 6 men

Ahhh... it’s like catching your Vegan mate scoffing a black pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????"

There’s loads of single bi females gagging to sleep with couples too

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"What about single women? Should we be here?

good point..should we? It works both ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes we (males) have to stand alone to prove that ours can still stand and work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about single women? Should we be here?

Nope, we aren't real swingers, we are just occasionally required to be a toy for couples. "

Oh how exciting! Is it like being a pet but different?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies can you please stop hogging the limelight this is a lets use single blokes as a punchbag thread

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"What about single women? Should we be here?

Nope, we aren't real swingers, we are just occasionally required to be a toy for couples.

But only when it suits them you must be ready and waiting"

Of course, and abide by their every rule but aren't allowed any yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about single women? Should we be here?

Nope, we aren't real swingers, we are just occasionally required to be a toy for couples.

But only when it suits them you must be ready and waiting"

Will they bring chips?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"What about single women? Should we be here?

good point..should we? It works both ways

Does it work both ways, because I tried that with batteries and it doesn't, in fact I don't know of many things that work both ways to be honest. Like dildos for instance, I mean they don't work both ways, or light bulbs, that's never going to work. In fact, what does work both ways?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies can you please stop hogging the limelight this is a lets use single blokes as a punchbag thread

Can we start a new thread about us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about single women? Should we be here?

Nope, we aren't real swingers, we are just occasionally required to be a toy for couples.

But only when it suits them you must be ready and waiting

Of course, and abide by their every rule but aren't allowed any yourself."

Thats the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about single women? Should we be here?

good point..should we? It works both ways

Double ended dildos I think. Not that I've tried it you see

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"What about single women? Should we be here?

good point..should we? It works both ways

I'm pretty sure you can get double ended dildos

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????

But you're verified by 6 men

Nice mate, you have remove the mask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about single women? Should we be here?

good point..should we? It works both ways

A *double-sided* dildo? Duh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies can you please stop hogging the limelight this is a lets use single blokes as a punchbag thread

Can we start a new thread about us?

Yes! *jumps up and down* can we???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about single women? Should we be here?

Nope, we aren't real swingers, we are just occasionally required to be a toy for couples.

But only when it suits them you must be ready and waiting

Will they bring chips?

Aww bless havent you been told? Its you that has to bring that little extra, and consider yourself lucky that they chose you

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What about single women? Should we be here?

See my post above.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"What about single women? Should we be here?

good point..should we? It works both ways

Double ended dildos I think. Not that I've tried it you see"

Concession granted, double-dildos work both ways, phew worried I wasn't going to sleep then! Thanks for the knowledge, obviously gleaned NOT from first hand experience!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies can you please stop hogging the limelight this is a lets use single blokes as a punchbag thread

Can we start a new thread about us?

Yes! *jumps up and down* can we???

Do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies can you please stop hogging the limelight this is a lets use single blokes as a punchbag thread

Can we start a new thread about us?

Yes! *jumps up and down* can we???

Do it

The new thread or the jumping up and down?

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By *haring-is-Caring OP Couple
over a year ago

Rugby

This is like a party political broadcast for the lib Dems

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Ladies can you please stop hogging the limelight this is a lets use single blokes as a punchbag thread

Can we start a new thread about us?

Yes..it's all about us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am one of those who have sex with single guys only.

Shoot me

Shoot me too, then. I play with couples with my partner but on my own it's single guys only. I'm not a unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????

But you're verified by 6 men

Nice mate, you have remove the mask

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Mate thats the ladies toilet

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

So are we saying that the ONLY thing that works both ways is a double-ended dildo? How on earth did the saying "it works both ways" end up being used in common parlance?

This country is fucking kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies can you please stop hogging the limelight this is a lets use single blokes as a punchbag thread

Can we start a new thread about us?

Yes! *jumps up and down* can we???

Do it

The new thread or the jumping up and down?"

All of the above

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"What about single women? Should we be here?

good point..should we? It works both ways

Double ended dildos I think. Not that I've tried it you see

Concession granted, double-dildos work both ways, phew worried I wasn't going to sleep then! Thanks for the knowledge, obviously gleaned NOT from first hand experience!"

You sure you were holding it right way up

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"So are we saying that the ONLY thing that works both ways is a double-ended dildo? How on earth did the saying "it works both ways" end up being used in common parlance?

This country is fucking kinky"

I fucking hope so

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"This is like a party political broadcast for the lib Dems

Who are you talking to?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????

But you're verified by 6 men

Nice mate, you have remove the mask

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Mate thats the ladies toilet

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is like a party political broadcast for the lib Dems

Who are you talking to? "

Yeah, are the Lib Dems campaigning on a double-ended dildo manifesto?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"This is like a party political broadcast for the lib Dems

Who are you talking to? "

they're over there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm a single man and I want a bit too

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"What about single women? Should we be here?

good point..should we? It works both ways

Double ended dildos I think. Not that I've tried it you see

Concession granted, double-dildos work both ways, phew worried I wasn't going to sleep then! Thanks for the knowledge, obviously gleaned NOT from first hand experience!

You sure you were holding it right way up

ah but there is no right way up as it "works both ways"... keep up you daft gel

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????

But you're verified by 6 men

Nice mate, you have remove the mask

Takes a bow and exits stage left

Mate thats the ladies toilet

Shhh. I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about single women? Should we be here?

Nope, we aren't real swingers, we are just occasionally required to be a toy for couples.

But only when it suits them you must be ready and waiting

Will they bring chips?

Aww bless havent you been told? Its you that has to bring that little extra, and consider yourself lucky that they chose you

No buffet? Much disappoint

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What about single women? Should we be here?

good point..should we? It works both ways

A double ended dildo?

69?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is like a party political broadcast for the lib Dems

Who are you talking to?

Yeah, are the Lib Dems campaigning on a double-ended dildo manifesto?"

Ill vote for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about single women? Should we be here?

good point..should we? It works both ways

Double ended dildos I think. Not that I've tried it you see

Concession granted, double-dildos work both ways, phew worried I wasn't going to sleep then! Thanks for the knowledge, obviously gleaned NOT from first hand experience!

You sure you were holding it right way up

ah but there is no right way up as it "works both ways"... keep up you daft gel"

What if you hold it sideways?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about single women? Should we be here?

Nope, we aren't real swingers, we are just occasionally required to be a toy for couples.

But only when it suits them you must be ready and waiting

Will they bring chips?

Aww bless havent you been told? Its you that has to bring that little extra, and consider yourself lucky that they chose you

No buffet? Much disappoint"

Do you really want finger food at playtime

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Most of what the others have said, plus lots of couples also have individual profiles too - including the males in them.

We can use filters and blocks to refine our use of fab. Filters when searching, to restrict results to just the types of people we want and can also restrict and block others from contacting us, if they're outside what and who we'd like.

But men in particular seem to swarm to places that they perceive may deliver sexual kicks or real sex on tap.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"What about single women? Should we be here?

Nope, we aren't real swingers, we are just occasionally required to be a toy for couples.

But only when it suits them you must be ready and waiting

Of course, and abide by their every rule but aren't allowed any yourself."

Another reason why I seek out single men...

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????"

Because couples look for singles.

Because singles would like become couples.

It's not that difficult to work out.

Question for you. Why do some couples think swinging is all about them?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"What about single women? Should we be here?

good point..should we? It works both ways

Double ended dildos I think. Not that I've tried it you see

Concession granted, double-dildos work both ways, phew worried I wasn't going to sleep then! Thanks for the knowledge, obviously gleaned NOT from first hand experience!

You sure you were holding it right way up

ah but there is no right way up as it "works both ways"... keep up you daft gel

What if you hold it sideways?

I thought we were only working in the y axis are we talking about the x axis too? This is so difficult, someone sit on my face until the dark thoughts go away (worth a try)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene."

Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"What about single women? Should we be here?

good point..should we? It works both ways

Double ended dildos I think. Not that I've tried it you see

Concession granted, double-dildos work both ways, phew worried I wasn't going to sleep then! Thanks for the knowledge, obviously gleaned NOT from first hand experience!

You sure you were holding it right way up

ah but there is no right way up as it "works both ways"... keep up you daft gel"

Blew it..walked into that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about single women? Should we be here?

Nope, we aren't real swingers, we are just occasionally required to be a toy for couples.

But only when it suits them you must be ready and waiting

Will they bring chips?

Aww bless havent you been told? Its you that has to bring that little extra, and consider yourself lucky that they chose you

No buffet? Much disappoint

Do you really want finger food at playtime

Afterwards then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies can you please stop hogging the limelight this is a lets use single blokes as a punchbag thread

Can we start a new thread about us?

Yes! *jumps up and down* can we???

Do it

The new thread or the jumping up and down?

All of the above

I started it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????

Because couples look for singles.

Because singles would like become couples.

It's not that difficult to work out.

Question for you. Why do some couples think swinging is all about them?

Standing ovation for that couple * applauds

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over a year ago

"What about single women? Should we be here?

Nope, we aren't real swingers, we are just occasionally required to be a toy for couples.

But only when it suits them you must be ready and waiting

Will they bring chips?

Aww bless havent you been told? Its you that has to bring that little extra, and consider yourself lucky that they chose you

No buffet? Much disappoint

Do you really want finger food at playtime

Afterwards then? "

Now you could be onto something

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"What about single women? Should we be here?

good point..should we? It works both ways

Double ended dildos I think. Not that I've tried it you see

Concession granted, double-dildos work both ways, phew worried I wasn't going to sleep then! Thanks for the knowledge, obviously gleaned NOT from first hand experience!

You sure you were holding it right way up

ah but there is no right way up as it "works both ways"... keep up you daft gel

What if you hold it sideways?

I thought we were only working in the y axis are we talking about the x axis too? This is so difficult, someone sit on my face until the dark thoughts go away (worth a try)"

Moons up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies can you please stop hogging the limelight this is a lets use single blokes as a punchbag thread

Can we start a new thread about us?

Yes! *jumps up and down* can we???

Do it

The new thread or the jumping up and down?

All of the above

I started it..

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????

But you're verified by 6 men

Brilliant. Oh the bloody irony.....

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"What about single women? Should we be here?

good point..should we? It works both ways

Double ended dildos I think. Not that I've tried it you see

Concession granted, double-dildos work both ways, phew worried I wasn't going to sleep then! Thanks for the knowledge, obviously gleaned NOT from first hand experience!

You sure you were holding it right way up

ah but there is no right way up as it "works both ways"... keep up you daft gel

What if you hold it sideways?

I thought we were only working in the y axis are we talking about the x axis too? This is so difficult, someone sit on my face until the dark thoughts go away (worth a try)

Moons up

And that ladies and gentleman, is why (as a single man) I am on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about single women? Should we be here?

good point..should we? It works both ways

Double ended dildos I think. Not that I've tried it you see

Concession granted, double-dildos work both ways, phew worried I wasn't going to sleep then! Thanks for the knowledge, obviously gleaned NOT from first hand experience!

You sure you were holding it right way up

ah but there is no right way up as it "works both ways"... keep up you daft gel

What if you hold it sideways?

I thought we were only working in the y axis are we talking about the x axis too? This is so difficult, someone sit on my face until the dark thoughts go away (worth a try)

Moons up

And that ladies and gentleman, is why (as a single man) I am on here"

I ought to report you for taking the opportunity away from a nice couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????"

It is. Men 'swing' so they are here. So do single ladies and why they are here.

Forgive me being direct but since I started swinging some 10 years ago I have seen this somewhat superior attitude many times from couples who seem to think 'its really clever' to slag off single blokes like we are 2nd class citizens when we most certainly are not and make barbed comments in their profiles (you didn't thankfully).

I can assure you there are more couples looking for MFF or MMF than MFMF for the simple reason its easier for 3 to get along than find 4 who do. Or are single ladies OK but single men not OK?

And I am glad someone else pointed your hypocrisy as you have played with single blokes yourselves. Or was that just for the hubbie?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"What about single women? Should we be here?

good point..should we? It works both ways

Double ended dildos I think. Not that I've tried it you see

Concession granted, double-dildos work both ways, phew worried I wasn't going to sleep then! Thanks for the knowledge, obviously gleaned NOT from first hand experience!

You sure you were holding it right way up

ah but there is no right way up as it "works both ways"... keep up you daft gel

What if you hold it sideways?

I thought we were only working in the y axis are we talking about the x axis too? This is so difficult, someone sit on my face until the dark thoughts go away (worth a try)

Moons up

And that ladies and gentleman, is why (as a single man) I am on here

I ought to report you for taking the opportunity away from a nice couple"

Now now share and share a like

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????"

Can single men not be swingers like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about single women? Should we be here?

good point..should we? It works both ways

Double ended dildos I think. Not that I've tried it you see

Concession granted, double-dildos work both ways, phew worried I wasn't going to sleep then! Thanks for the knowledge, obviously gleaned NOT from first hand experience!

You sure you were holding it right way up

ah but there is no right way up as it "works both ways"... keep up you daft gel

What if you hold it sideways?

I thought we were only working in the y axis are we talking about the x axis too? This is so difficult, someone sit on my face until the dark thoughts go away (worth a try)

Moons up

And that ladies and gentleman, is why (as a single man) I am on here

I ought to report you for taking the opportunity away from a nice couple

Now now share and share a like

Wait, we're sharing?!

*lies on back and waits patiently*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we joined I (fem) thought swinging was another name for wife swapping. Obv the men are here for the sex, just as single women are, so I suppose if we couples want to bring them into our relationships it's win win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????

Can single men not be swingers like?"

Apparently not, come on guys hand over your membership cards that you pay more for i might add to the lovelly couples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing with the site is that it really is a lot broader reaching than being somewhere purely for couples to swing with other couples.

As a single guy, I personally have no interest in meeting couples on here but you can hardly fault the guys who are here because they are interested given the fact some couples do want single guys and those who don't want to be contacted by single men can very easily block messages from them...

All sex sites are a sausage fest. All of them.

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????

Because couples look for singles.

Because singles would like become couples.

It's not that difficult to work out.

Question for you. Why do some couples think swinging is all about them?

Standing ovation for that couple * applauds"

Thanks. FaF?

Unless you're a single bloke of course. You're not a single bloke are you?

Cue the Jehova sketch.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????

Because couples look for singles.

Because singles would like become couples.

It's not that difficult to work out.

Question for you. Why do some couples think swinging is all about them?

Standing ovation for that couple * applauds

Thanks. FaF?

Unless you're a single bloke of course. You're not a single bloke are you?

Cue the Jehova sketch.....

found a witch, may we burn her

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

Hold on, hold on...... did someone say chips.....?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

They tuk er jerbs!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.

Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?"

Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????

Because couples look for singles.

Because singles would like become couples.

It's not that difficult to work out.

Question for you. Why do some couples think swinging is all about them?

Standing ovation for that couple * applauds

Thanks. FaF?

Unless you're a single bloke of course. You're not a single bloke are you?

Cue the Jehova sketch.....

found a witch, may we burn her

She turned me into a newt!

BURN HER!

I got better

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Hold on, hold on...... did someone say chips.....?

Yeah do you want one.I'll share them

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.

Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?

Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think."

There's an inherent danger you'd like it so much you'd become a couple though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.

Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?

Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think."

Not all of us, im sweet and innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such an inclusion thing to say... Not

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.

Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?

Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think.

There's an inherent danger you'd like it so much you'd become a couple though.

God no, I'm single forever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.

Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?

Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think.

There's an inherent danger you'd like it so much you'd become a couple though.

And get a golden ticket to the chocolate factory?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Such an inclusion thing to say... Not "

ooh nice boobs!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.

Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?

Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think.

There's an inherent danger you'd like it so much you'd become a couple though.

God no, I'm single forever. "

*edits "future Mrs Byron" list....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They tuk er jerbs! "

We shall fight them on the beaches! We shall fight them on the lands!

We shall never surrender!!!

Or something and somesuch!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.

Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?

Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think.

There's an inherent danger you'd like it so much you'd become a couple though.

And get a golden ticket to the chocolate factory?"

You're talking about anal, yes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.

Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?

Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think.

There's an inherent danger you'd like it so much you'd become a couple though.

And get a golden ticket to the chocolate factory?

You're talking about anal, yes?

I wasnt but now you mention it

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.

Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?

Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think.

There's an inherent danger you'd like it so much you'd become a couple though.

And get a golden ticket to the chocolate factory?

You're talking about anal, yes?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.

Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?

Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think.

There's an inherent danger you'd like it so much you'd become a couple though.

God no, I'm single forever.

*edits "future Mrs Byron" list...."

I can be your mistress!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????"

Are you saying single blokes can't be swingers?

Does that also mean single women can't be swingers?

Would you prefer even more fake profiles with both single guys and ladies pretending to be a couple?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.

Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?

Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think.

There's an inherent danger you'd like it so much you'd become a couple though.

God no, I'm single forever.

*edits "future Mrs Byron" list....

I can be your mistress!"

Oh gwaaan then.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

The way I see it is, if you don't like the way swinging has evolved to include singles, go back to putting keys in a bowl and putting adds in seedy magazines and newspapers.

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over a year ago

"The way I see it is, if you don't like the way swinging has evolved to include singles, go back to putting keys in a bowl and putting adds in seedy magazines and newspapers. "
i'd love to do a keys in a bowl party, i need a new car

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"The way I see it is, if you don't like the way swinging has evolved to include singles, go back to putting keys in a bowl and putting adds in seedy magazines and newspapers. i'd love to do a keys in a bowl party, i need a new car

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

I was posting on a similar themed thread a few weeks ago.

A couple moaning that singles shouldn't be on here, only couples were proper swingers, singles spoilt it for all the couples.

You know, the usual guff.

On questioning it turns out they met on Fab.

When they both had singles profiles.

Filed under "you couldn't make that shit up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We love this site but how come there are so many single blokes on her? Thought it was a site for swingers ..... ????"
how many single blokes are on her can she breath, is it a record for Guinness book?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex husband took me to a wife swapping party and got a set of socket spanners for me

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"What about single women? Should we be here?

good point..should we? It works both ways

I'll shut the door on my way out then.

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over a year ago

My ex husband took me to a wife swapping party and got a set of socket spanners for me

"
yamasa or snap on?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.

Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?

Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think.

There's an inherent danger you'd like it so much you'd become a couple though.

Then should couples who met on here be allowed then? My brain is hurting now...

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.

Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?

Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think.

There's an inherent danger you'd like it so much you'd become a couple though.

Then should couples who met on here be allowed then? My brain is hurting now... "

Nobody should be allowed, we should all just stop having sex and live celibate lives.

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.

Thats a great idea, would we be allowed to defend ourselves or would it be read only so we can all see how much we're ruining everyone elses fun?

Nope, us singles will be too busy fucking the other singles to give a flying fuck what they think.

There's an inherent danger you'd like it so much you'd become a couple though.

Then should couples who met on here be allowed then? My brain is hurting now...

Nobody should be allowed, we should all just stop having sex and live celibate lives."

Damn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody on here makes this site what it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/hZpn7Cde1w8"

not the best wanking material I have seen...

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

I was previously in a swinging relationship and like to imagine finding another partner who wants to share these pleasures. So basically a bit of a fantasist but a relatively harmless one.

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over a year ago

"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene."

I've never seen Swinger couples being elitist. It must be very rare.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

My ex husband took me to a wife swapping party and got a set of socket spanners for me

You should change your profile name to Lola the Wrench.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I think we should ask admin to create an 'elitist couples' forum for them all to sit and bitch about us singletons ruining the scene.

I've never seen Swinger couples being elitist. It must be very rare."

I see quite abit of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex husband took me to a wife swapping party and got a set of socket spanners for me

I did well then. I got a speedboat for my wife. His wife wasn't pleased I took that option. ...

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over a year ago

My ex husband took me to a wife swapping party and got a set of socket spanners for me

I did well then. I got a speedboat for my wife. His wife wasn't pleased I took that option. ...

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