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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

They’re bloody amazing things aren’t they?

How many do you have in your house?

Do you have double ones or maybe the upright floor to ceiling ones? I have a vertical heated towel rail in my new bathroom - it’s awesome!

Describe unto me your radiator status whilst I masturbate with great vigor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double convectors .front room kitchen and all bedrooms..

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Double convectors .front room kitchen and all bedrooms.. "

Oooo yessss!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need bleeding.

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By *ildjianMan
over a year ago

London

9 radiators and 2 towel rails including a 6 foot anthracite grey panel rad which you would exaserbate your vigor.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

6 in total all but the one in the bathroom are double.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be a plumber (have to be), if you're getting off on rads!! Lol!

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Got double bad boys in every room. Because I have a rather large lounge have two at each end.

With the log burner on Its cosy af.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of mine leaked and there's a stain on my living room ceiling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a while 13 double radiators and full length towel radiators! That should get you going!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 up stairs under floor heating down

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


" You need bleeding. "

It’s on the way.....urghhh yessss.....yessss!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"9 radiators and 2 towel rails including a 6 foot anthracite grey panel rad which you would exaserbate your vigor. "

I’m leaking pre cum here like Niagra Falls!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"6 in total all but the one in the bathroom are double. "

Mmmmmm! I’m positively throbbing here!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"You must be a plumber (have to be), if you're getting off on rads!! Lol!"

They’re so sexy - those warm curves......mmmmm!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Got double bad boys in every room. Because I have a rather large lounge have two at each end.

With the log burner on Its cosy af. "

A Log burner to? I’m dripping now!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"One of mine leaked and there's a stain on my living room ceiling. "

Tighten those nuts. Mine certainly are getting tighter with all this radiator talk......

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Have a while 13 double radiators and full length towel radiators! That should get you going!"

Ooooo yessss! Right there! That’s hitting my spot a good’un!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"6 up stairs under floor heating down "

Under floor heating!!!! I’m cumming now! I have that in my kitchen - absolutely amazing to just stand there and be warmed up underfoot

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

21 radiators, 1 log burner, 1 oil fired Rayburn & an oil fired boiler that uses 1gal every hour its firing.

Trust me, the oil bill would make your dick wilt!!

S

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"21 radiators, 1 log burner, 1 oil fired Rayburn & an oil fired boiler that uses 1gal every hour its firing.

Trust me, the oil bill would make your dick wilt!!

S"

Strewth! That’s a real money guzzler! I used to have an old Rayburn in my old place complete with the old style, Asbestos heat guards. I’ll say one thing though - it gave out heat like crazy and cooking in it and on it was an absolute joy. (I’m erect again reminiscing....)

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Thought this was going to be the Terry Waite Appreciation thread

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

12 doubles, 2 huge towel rails and underfloor heating. Positively balmy all the time.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Thought this was going to be the Terry Waite Appreciation thread "

Or possibly the Boy George false imprisonment case from a few years back....

Random Terry Waite factoid: Did you know that our Terry had size 23 feet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My radiators are slim and white.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My radiators are slim and white."

Like your coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was going to be the Terry Waite Appreciation thread

Or possibly the Boy George false imprisonment case from a few years back....

Random Terry Waite factoid: Did you know that our Terry had size 23 feet? "

Had? What happened to Terry's feet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My radiators are slim and white.

Like your coffee? "

Yes!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"12 doubles, 2 huge towel rails and underfloor heating. Positively balmy all the time."

I love my underfloor heating - I could literally just lay on it and fall asleep, basking in it’s warming embrace. (And having finished masturbating previously of course)

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Thought this was going to be the Terry Waite Appreciation thread

Or possibly the Boy George false imprisonment case from a few years back....

Random Terry Waite factoid: Did you know that our Terry had size 23 feet?

Had? What happened to Terry's feet?"

Sorry, he’s still very much with us thankfully.

His feet though - I heard they up’ed and left to join a circus.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of mine leaked and there's a stain on my living room ceiling.

Tighten those nuts. Mine certainly are getting tighter with all this radiator talk...... "

Did you get a twitch in your allen key?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"One of mine leaked and there's a stain on my living room ceiling.

Tighten those nuts. Mine certainly are getting tighter with all this radiator talk......

Did you get a twitch in your allen key? "

It’s positively quivering here - my pipes are shaking like a shitting dog

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Update: I’ve just posted a pic of my heated towel rail - be sure to fab it everyone (and have a wank on me)

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"They’re bloody amazing things aren’t they?

How many do you have in your house?

Do you have double ones or maybe the upright floor to ceiling ones? I have a vertical heated towel rail in my new bathroom - it’s awesome!

Describe unto me your radiator status whilst I masturbate with great vigor "

My boiler has been packed up for 8 days.

No hot water.

No heating.

No amount of sexy radiators will bring me joy.

Knock yourself out OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 and I fabbed your towel rail

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By *appy headCouple
over a year ago

leicester

I think some people go to far , some subjects are certainly taboo. I don’t this subject

Is suitable, you’ve gone beyond the pale on this one sir , In future I think you should keep your discussions to open fires or at a push Electric fires

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"They’re bloody amazing things aren’t they?

How many do you have in your house?

Do you have double ones or maybe the upright floor to ceiling ones? I have a vertical heated towel rail in my new bathroom - it’s awesome!

Describe unto me your radiator status whilst I masturbate with great vigor

My boiler has been packed up for 8 days.

No hot water.

No heating.

No amount of sexy radiators will bring me joy.

Knock yourself out OP."

That’s indeed not a sexy situation to be in good sir; I hope it gets fixed soon - this is certainly no time of the year to be without a radiator. Halogen heaters.....now they might be your saviour.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old fashioned singles ...I’m freezing

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"5 and I fabbed your towel rail "

She’s a beauty ain’t she? Did you marvel at how shiny and sexy her lines are? Hmmmm.....should I do an artistic black and white accompanying shot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I run on body heat and blankets and covers

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I think some people go to far , some subjects are certainly taboo. I don’t this subject

Is suitable, you’ve gone beyond the pale on this one sir , In future I think you should keep your discussions to open fires or at a push Electric fires "

Halogen heaters......now there’s another of my favourite discussions.....oooo yesss - I’m ridged once more!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Old fashioned singles ...I’m freezing "

Ah ha! Might I make you a convert to Halogen heaters to? They’re only about thirty quid and provide instant heat plus they even rotate like a fan

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I run on body heat and blankets and covers "

The ultimate eco-friendly method

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I run on body heat and blankets and covers

The ultimate eco-friendly method "

I was raised by ‘if your cold then put on another jumper!” Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 rads 3 x double 7 x single and.......2 underfloor heating zones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Storage heaters... Electro filth.

Going to put an electric towel rail in the shower room. Used one in a studio bathroom once and it did the whole flat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"10 rads 3 x double 7 x single and.......2 underfloor heating zones "

I love it when you talk dirty...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 4 big convectors in the bedroom, 5 in the lounge/study, 1 in the gallery, 2 in the kitchen and 1 in the bathroom. Half of them are crap so I also have a plug in converter in the gallery and bathroom and a freestanding warm air blowy thing in the lounge. It's still bloody freezing because my double oak front doors need replacing and my stone window frames were meant for show and not draught exclusion. Still love my home though.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"My radiators are slim and white."

I like my radiators like I like my fellas...

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"Update: I’ve just posted a pic of my heated towel rail - be sure to fab it everyone (and have a wank on me) "

I won't wank but, it looks lovely

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By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Such a nice thread nice to see you guys get excited over radiators.

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