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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The apprentice took some screws out the back of the van this morning and never closed the lid of the box !!!!

Ive gone and moved the van and I’ve just heard a sound that makes me think he’s going to be sorting a large selection of fixings ranging from 1”x8’s to 4”x10’s for the next few hours !!!!!

Anyone else had the ‘perfect’ start to their Tuesday morning?

P.S Boobies would help cheer my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The apprentice took some screws out the back of the van this morning and never closed the lid of the box !!!!

Ive gone and moved the van and I’ve just heard a sound that makes me think he’s going to be sorting a large selection of fixings ranging from 1”x8’s to 4”x10’s for the next few hours !!!!!

Anyone else had the ‘perfect’ start to their Tuesday morning?

P.S Boobies would help cheer my day "

I stood on my son's lego.. that counts.. bloody.hurt!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have boobs.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I have boobs. "

I have Moobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have boobs.

I have Moobs "

Sweeeeet!

Are they bigger than mine?

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Will nipples do ??

I broke my electric tooth brush this morning xx

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"The apprentice took some screws out the back of the van this morning and never closed the lid of the box !!!!

Ive gone and moved the van and I’ve just heard a sound that makes me think he’s going to be sorting a large selection of fixings ranging from 1”x8’s to 4”x10’s for the next few hours !!!!!

Anyone else had the ‘perfect’ start to their Tuesday morning?

P.S Boobies would help cheer my day

I stood on my son's lego.. that counts.. bloody.hurt!!"

Hate it when the kids tip a whole box on the floor, know the inevitable is going to happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep. Out dark and early. A bit chilly but I saw the sun come up. All good...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boldylonglegs, yes you do have boobs, and there very sweet lovely breasts. Be proud of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I went to use my butter at work which has my name on it and there was barely any there ! Not happy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have boobs. "

Your contribution has already brightened me day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The apprentice took some screws out the back of the van this morning and never closed the lid of the box !!!!

Ive gone and moved the van and I’ve just heard a sound that makes me think he’s going to be sorting a large selection of fixings ranging from 1”x8’s to 4”x10’s for the next few hours !!!!!

Anyone else had the ‘perfect’ start to their Tuesday morning?

P.S Boobies would help cheer my day

I stood on my son's lego.. that counts.. bloody.hurt!!"

Ouch !!!!

I swallowed a piece of Lego last night , was fine when I went to bed but I’m shitting bricks this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits out Tuesday thread for cheering purposes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boldylonglegs, yes you do have boobs, and there very sweet lovely breasts. Be proud of them. "

Thank you, and I am.

You just made my day, lovely message xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I have 5 bellies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will nipples do ??

I broke my electric tooth brush this morning xx "

Brushing your nipples ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I went to use my butter at work which has my name on it and there was barely any there ! Not happy!"

I can’t believe there’s no butter !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tits out Tuesday thread for cheering purposes"

You’ve managed to cheer me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve got 99 problems and the apprentice causes every one?

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By *ackinabox19Man
over a year ago

Harrogate


"The apprentice took some screws out the back of the van this morning and never closed the lid of the box !!!!

Ive gone and moved the van and I’ve just heard a sound that makes me think he’s going to be sorting a large selection of fixings ranging from 1”x8’s to 4”x10’s for the next few hours !!!!!

Anyone else had the ‘perfect’ start to their Tuesday morning?

I’d have him sorting them out !! Mine sorted out the back of the van the other week and left some on the road and yes one ended up In my back tire !!

P.S Boobies would help cheer my day "

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Rest your head on my fullsome bosom until you feel better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have 5 bellies. "

Jimmy ?

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