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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I'm looking for.

You have a ladder going up your tights. Can I climb up it. ?

I hope you got pet insurance because I'm going to destroy your pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your dad in jail? Because if I was your dad I'd be in jail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is your dad in jail? Because if I was your dad I'd be in jail.

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That's so bad, that's so wrong, I wouldn't even use that. I will now though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Monty, but you can call me tonight, instead block, sometime people don't get it (this line is copyright) used casiously

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Someone once told me I smelled like their dead grandma.

NB. This is a shit chat up line. It did not work!

NB 2. I do not smell of lavender, wee or dead people. I'm not sure what his point was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone once told me I smelled like their dead grandma.

NB. This is a shit chat up line. It did not work!

NB 2. I do not smell of lavender, wee or dead people. I'm not sure what his point was!"

I think he wanted to write Goldenrod but auto correct might have put grandma , grandma is insane

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

There's a party in my mouth and your dick is invited!

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"Someone once told me I smelled like their dead grandma.

NB. This is a shit chat up line. It did not work!

NB 2. I do not smell of lavender, wee or dead people. I'm not sure what his point was!

I think he wanted to write Goldenrod but auto correct might have put grandma , grandma is insane "

It was in person....so no autocorrect excuse.

I did reply with...Is that before or after she passed away?

He looked mortified, muttered an apology and ran away.

I really have no idea what he was trying to tell me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone once told me I smelled like their dead grandma.

NB. This is a shit chat up line. It did not work!

NB 2. I do not smell of lavender, wee or dead people. I'm not sure what his point was!"

Are you sure they were chatting you up?

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"Someone once told me I smelled like their dead grandma.

NB. This is a shit chat up line. It did not work!

NB 2. I do not smell of lavender, wee or dead people. I'm not sure what his point was!

Are you sure they were chatting you up? "

Yes, definitely! I have a reputation for attracting odd people!

I also once got told I looked 'like the ugly one from the spice girls'

Charming!

I've never figured out which one he meant and I bear no resemblance to any of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone once told me I smelled like their dead grandma.

NB. This is a shit chat up line. It did not work!

NB 2. I do not smell of lavender, wee or dead people. I'm not sure what his point was!

I think he wanted to write Goldenrod but auto correct might have put grandma , grandma is insane

It was in person....so no autocorrect excuse.

I did reply with...Is that before or after she passed away?

He looked mortified, muttered an apology and ran away.

I really have no idea what he was trying to tell me!

"

He needed to refresh his script, I guess he did best ran away else he would have been looking bad

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By *empsey and hotpieceMan
over a year ago

North west

I’m not Fred flintstone,

But I could make your bedrock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would eat your arse out with a spoon...

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