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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let's face it, despite disliking the term snowflake, and feeling that some people are persecuted for challenging the more vocal( almost sounds like I'm not racist but comment approaching ); there are people who seek to find offence or an argument in the forums as opposed to a debate.

So let's just have an 'offensive thread subject' where quite clearly pandemonium will ensue if we discussed it.

I'll start:

Are second wives, quite clearly unattractive, because they were second choice?

Over to you. No pop corn included.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Let's face it, despite disliking the term snowflake, and feeling that some people are persecuted for challenging the more vocal( almost sounds like I'm not racist but comment approaching ); there are people who seek to find offence or an argument in the forums as opposed to a debate.

So let's just have an 'offensive thread subject' where quite clearly pandemonium will ensue if we discussed it.

I'll start:

Are second wives, quite clearly unattractive, because they were second choice?

Over to you. No pop corn included. "

Are you speaking from experience? The second wife bit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Let's face it, despite disliking the term snowflake, and feeling that some people are persecuted for challenging the more vocal( almost sounds like I'm not racist but comment approaching ); there are people who seek to find offence or an argument in the forums as opposed to a debate.

So let's just have an 'offensive thread subject' where quite clearly pandemonium will ensue if we discussed it.

I'll start:

Are second wives, quite clearly unattractive, because they were second choice?

Over to you. No pop corn included. "
nope second wives can be so much more attractive because your choices in life are as you get older less filtered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Let's face it, despite disliking the term snowflake, and feeling that some people are persecuted for challenging the more vocal( almost sounds like I'm not racist but comment approaching ); there are people who seek to find offence or an argument in the forums as opposed to a debate.

So let's just have an 'offensive thread subject' where quite clearly pandemonium will ensue if we discussed it.

I'll start:

Are second wives, quite clearly unattractive, because they were second choice?

Over to you. No pop corn included. nope second wives can be so much more attractive because your choices in life are as you get older less filtered "
are less filtered

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


" Let's face it, despite disliking the term snowflake, and feeling that some people are persecuted for challenging the more vocal( almost sounds like I'm not racist but comment approaching ); there are people who seek to find offence or an argument in the forums as opposed to a debate.

So let's just have an 'offensive thread subject' where quite clearly pandemonium will ensue if we discussed it.

I'll start:

Are second wives, quite clearly unattractive, because they were second choice?

Over to you. No pop corn included. "

Was the person marrying the second wife also dating the first wife at the same time the first time around ?

So that it was a direct snub to number 2 because he preferred the one he married first ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't think of anything I'm offended by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't think of anything I'm offended by."
oh yes you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm offended by everything so far.. you're all monsters!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


" Let's face it, despite disliking the term snowflake, and feeling that some people are persecuted for challenging the more vocal( almost sounds like I'm not racist but comment approaching ); there are people who seek to find offence or an argument in the forums as opposed to a debate.

So let's just have an 'offensive thread subject' where quite clearly pandemonium will ensue if we discussed it.

I'll start:

Are second wives, quite clearly unattractive, because they were second choice?

Over to you. No pop corn included. nope second wives can be so much more attractive because your choices in life are as you get older less filtered "

I’ve seen your second wife and she wouldn’t of been my first choice as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Let's face it, despite disliking the term snowflake, and feeling that some people are persecuted for challenging the more vocal( almost sounds like I'm not racist but comment approaching ); there are people who seek to find offence or an argument in the forums as opposed to a debate.

So let's just have an 'offensive thread subject' where quite clearly pandemonium will ensue if we discussed it.

I'll start:

Are second wives, quite clearly unattractive, because they were second choice?

Over to you. No pop corn included.

Was the person marrying the second wife also dating the first wife at the same time the first time around ?

So that it was a direct snub to number 2 because he preferred the one he married first ?"

*wonders if there was a love child*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't think of anything I'm offended by.

oh yes you can "

I'm frequently surprised by what other people are offended about.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Smegma as an ingredient in recipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barebacking is not necessarily a death sentence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if at the time you chose the 1st wife, the lady who later becomes the 2nd wife is stood next to her and you say, I'm asking you to marry me because you're more attractive than her (pointing to lady who later becomes 2nd wife )

If you had not met 2nd wife until after you married the first wife, upon meeting 2nd wife you could realise that she was way hotter than 1st wife.

Sorted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smegma as an ingredient in recipes "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't think of anything I'm offended by.

oh yes you can

I'm frequently surprised by what other people are offended about. "
well we are all so different even though one of the most common phrases on here is "i joined because we are all likeminded here"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Smegma as an ingredient in recipes

"

Delilah Smith asked me if it would make for a good idea for a new book.

I recommended against it however so we both got pissed instead and went to watch Norwich play (and lose)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've offended myself just by posting at all, I'm about to call the manager and have myself thrown out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've offended myself just by posting at all, I'm about to call the manager and have myself thrown out. "
this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smegma as an ingredient in recipes

Delilah Smith asked me if it would make for a good idea for a new book.

I recommended against it however so we both got pissed instead and went to watch Norwich play (and lose) "

Truly disturbing Batman...I didn’t want to know that it even had a name you know... it’s now in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While its true there are a lot who seek to be offended on the forums there are an equal number who seek to offend too. Maybe there should be an unmoderated room on the forums where its all out blood warfare no holds bared a battle to the death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I Google 'smegma'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While its true there are a lot who seek to be offended on the forums there are an equal number who seek to offend too. Maybe there should be an unmoderated room on the forums where its all out blood warfare no holds bared a battle to the death. "
can i bare all for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't think of anything I'm offended by.

oh yes you can

I'm frequently surprised by what other people are offended about. "

Is that why you're always goading them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I Google 'smegma'? "

Nooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should I Google 'smegma'?

Nooooooo "

Why not, it's on your mums curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I Google 'smegma'?

Nooooooo

Why not, it's on your mums curtains "

You are mentioning my mother? Oh now I am offended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I Google 'smegma'?

Nooooooo

Why not, it's on your mums curtains "

Mum’s btw

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


" Let's face it, despite disliking the term snowflake, and feeling that some people are persecuted for challenging the more vocal( almost sounds like I'm not racist but comment approaching ); there are people who seek to find offence or an argument in the forums as opposed to a debate.

So let's just have an 'offensive thread subject' where quite clearly pandemonium will ensue if we discussed it.

I'll start:

Are second wives, quite clearly unattractive, because they were second choice?

Over to you. No pop corn included. "

Does that count if it is your first wife's twin sister

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Should I Google 'smegma'? "

Ohhh yes! a.k.a Nob Cheese, Cock Camembert, Dick Dairylea.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I Google 'smegma'?

Ohhh yes! a.k.a Nob Cheese, Cock Camembert, Dick Dairylea..... "

Hahaha omg that’s horrendous!!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Smegma as an ingredient in recipes

Delilah Smith asked me if it would make for a good idea for a new book.

I recommended against it however so we both got pissed instead and went to watch Norwich play (and lose)

Truly disturbing Batman...I didn’t want to know that it even had a name you know... it’s now in there "

I quite like the term, ‘Glans Ambrosia’.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smegma as an ingredient in recipes

Delilah Smith asked me if it would make for a good idea for a new book.

I recommended against it however so we both got pissed instead and went to watch Norwich play (and lose)

Truly disturbing Batman...I didn’t want to know that it even had a name you know... it’s now in there

I quite like the term, ‘Glans Ambrosia’..... "

* covering my eyes and ears* La la la la

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I Google 'smegma'?

Ohhh yes! a.k.a Nob Cheese, Cock Camembert, Dick Dairylea..... "

*reaches for the Jacobs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smegma as an ingredient in recipes

Delilah Smith asked me if it would make for a good idea for a new book.

I recommended against it however so we both got pissed instead and went to watch Norwich play (and lose) "

She does like a tipple or two ( so I’ve heard )

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Pmsl glad this thread went the right way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm offended by everything so far.. you're all monsters!"

You are such a monsterist.

What have monsters ever done to you?

Hidden under the bed!

Okay granted the hide under the bed, but what else have they ever done to you?

Hide in the closet!

Okay apart from hide under the bed and in the closet, what have monsters ever done to you?

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