FabSwingers.com forum: S.U.I. (shopping under the influence)

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

I'm starting a campaign to have some kind of breathalyser app linked to these two popular sites if you want to use them after midnight or at the very least they should ask you a really complicated question

Heaven only knows what I've been searching but I'm now the proud owner of a 5ft square wall mural of a dog in a top hat and tuxedo drinking champagne and smoking a cigar at a banquet table full of dog food and treats.

Really randomly I also apparently bought 48 wooden spoons

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A cat sofa and I haven't got a cat

What have you bought that you can blame on S.U.I. (shopping under the influence)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There ARE apps that you can download to do just this OP!!

Also apps which will block certain phone numbers in your phone between certain times of the day or night to stop you d*unk dialing or d*unk texting!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm starting a campaign to have some kind of breathalyser app linked to these two popular sites if you want to use them after midnight or at the very least they should ask you a really complicated question

Really randomly I also apparently bought 48 wooden spoons

And

A cat sofa and I haven't got a cat

What have you bought that you can blame on S.U.I. (shopping under the influence)

How many spoons did you actually want? X

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"There ARE apps that you can download to do just this OP!!

Also apps which will block certain phone numbers in your phone between certain times of the day or night to stop you d*unk dialing or d*unk texting!!

Off to investigate

I once bid on a helicopter body and thought it would be an ideal garden man cave but luckily (or not) I fell asleep and got outbid

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Really randomly I also apparently bought 48 wooden spoons

And

A cat sofa and I haven't got a cat

What have you bought that you can blame on S.U.I. (shopping under the influence)

How many spoons did you actually want? X"

The weird thing is I don't need any wooden spoons, there's 3 or 4 in the kitchen

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You're gonna need a bigger kitchen drawer

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Its never something you should do you end up buying all sorts of crap.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"You're gonna need a bigger kitchen drawer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sent off for a £180 eight man tent when pissed one night. Just because I fancied going camping, that night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is only thing more dangerous than shopping while d*unk, and thats food shopping while hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I d*unk-bought myself a watch once, when it was delivered I was so excited. Oh how wonderful someone bought me a watch when I really really wanted one. How did they know...

Oh, it was me...

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

The main thing i buy when d*unk that i shouldn't do- is more beer

Pity you didn't win the helicopter- you could have attached your spoon collection to the rotor head to see if it could fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my mum is the absolute worst for this. It’s a fun game throughout the week when amazon packages arrive

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"There is only thing more dangerous than shopping while d*unk, and thats food shopping while hungry"

Food shopping whilst being hungry and d*unk is more dangerous, my local 24hr Tesco's has a right laugh on a sat night

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I don't do it but i know a lady that bought a brand new car and only knew in the morning when finding the paperwork signed by her.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"There is only thing more dangerous than shopping while d*unk, and thats food shopping while hungry

Food shopping whilst being hungry and d*unk is more dangerous, my local 24hr Tesco's has a right laugh on a sat night

I bet it's cheaper though

Remember all the chip pan fires when people can't home d*unk from the pub and thought "I'm piss.d, let's get boiling hot oil on the go" then zzzzzzzzzzzz and the kitchens on fire

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"The main thing i buy when d*unk that i shouldn't do- is more beer

Pity you didn't win the helicopter- you could have attached your spoon collection to the rotor head to see if it could fly

Now that's ingenious, the sad thing is I might have given it a go

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Incredible deja-vu reading this thread!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I sent off for a £180 eight man tent when pissed one night. Just because I fancied going camping, that night

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 3 most random ones

Live caterpillars, not sure what happened there

A card board cut out of Holly Willoughby, I can sort of understand this

10 tubes of anusol, just why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really randomly I also apparently bought 48 wooden spoons

And

A cat sofa and I haven't got a cat

What have you bought that you can blame on S.U.I. (shopping under the influence)

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I once bid £1250 for a game boy game rather than £12.50 it wasn’t till I won it for £30 that I realised what I had done. D*unken eBay is very dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my mum is the absolute worst for this. It’s a fun game throughout the week when amazon packages arrive

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one click purchase is evil it once sent me a spice girl album

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By *ezzie_xWoman
over a year ago

london

"There ARE apps that you can download to do just this OP!!

Also apps which will block certain phone numbers in your phone between certain times of the day or night to stop you d*unk dialing or d*unk texting!!

Oh my god I so need the phone number app!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There ARE apps that you can download to do just this OP!!

Also apps which will block certain phone numbers in your phone between certain times of the day or night to stop you d*unk dialing or d*unk texting!!

Oh my god I so need the phone number app!!"

Just google 'd*unk dial prevention app' there's a few to choose from.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Last night

Apparently I went on a bit of a rampage.

Ordered 4 new pairs of Irregular Choice shoes

2 dresses - which I know won't fit me!

4 bits of lingerie - which may fit me?

And a bottle of rum!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Last night

Apparently I went on a bit of a rampage.

Ordered 4 new pairs of Irregular Choice shoes

2 dresses - which I know won't fit me!

4 bits of lingerie - which may fit me?

And a bottle of rum!

The rum should fit fine

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Last night

Apparently I went on a bit of a rampage.

Ordered 4 new pairs of Irregular Choice shoes

2 dresses - which I know won't fit me!

4 bits of lingerie - which may fit me?

And a bottle of rum!

Oooooh do tell re the rum, dark I hope ? Woods ?

Do you fancy a swap for 48 wooden spoons

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"My 3 most random ones

Live caterpillars, not sure what happened there

A card board cut out of Holly Willoughby, I can sort of understand this

10 tubes of anusol, just why"

Had you been watching the human centipede film by chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a now ex-wife count (fetches iron underpants for protection)

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I went on a dating site under the influence once. Ended up chatting up a bunny boiler, who thought we were in a relationship even though we'd never met

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Does a now ex-wife count (fetches iron underpants for protection)"

Yes it counts if she was a mail order bride ordered through the internet after a night on the lash.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

A holiday - not totally under the influence (was on strong post op medication) but had it been 2 weeks earlier or later I probably wouldn’t have booked.

I just hope T likes where we’re going

J x

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Sexy undies for the Mrs under the influence of the horn she always says she's not wearing that cheap rubbish what do you think I am I say you won't be wearing it for very long, bloody menopause

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Last night

Apparently I went on a bit of a rampage.

Ordered 4 new pairs of Irregular Choice shoes

2 dresses - which I know won't fit me!

4 bits of lingerie - which may fit me?

And a bottle of rum!

Oooooh do tell re the rum, dark I hope ? Woods ?

Do you fancy a swap for 48 wooden spoons

Sorry no..

The rum isn't for me

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Last night

Apparently I went on a bit of a rampage.

Ordered 4 new pairs of Irregular Choice shoes

2 dresses - which I know won't fit me!

4 bits of lingerie - which may fit me?

And a bottle of rum!

But the shoes will be amazing!!!

J x

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By *bcums3Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

Being laid up on the couch on crutches is far worse...the crap I’ve bought in the past 2 days just through boredom is shocking lol

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Last night

Apparently I went on a bit of a rampage.

Ordered 4 new pairs of Irregular Choice shoes

2 dresses - which I know won't fit me!

4 bits of lingerie - which may fit me?

And a bottle of rum!

But the shoes will be amazing!!!

J x"

Oh they will!

And if I can combine them with the lingerie & rum, even better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really randomly I also apparently bought 48 wooden spoons

And

A cat sofa and I haven't got a cat

What have you bought that you can blame on S.U.I. (shopping under the influence)

Never mind all that! You get the award for best forum thread of the week!!!

Brilliant x

Regards

Miss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food shopping when stoned.. don’t do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Last night

Apparently I went on a bit of a rampage.

Ordered 4 new pairs of Irregular Choice shoes

4 pairs???? Wow lucky you.

I know what’s on my Christmas list this year.

Amazon one click purchases has caught me out a few times. I am the proud owner of a box of humane mouse traps. I don’t have any mice! Too lazy to return so under the stairs they went.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to see the spoons...

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By *tlasBenMan
over a year ago

I'm awful for this.

Some of my favs so far;

a beard trimmer (never had or wanted a beard)

a Bluetooth headset thingy that you use to talk on the phone in the car when my car had built in Bluetooth...

Bought a bed that I didn't want or need and had to take a day off work to receive the bed (that I didn't want or need)

A new camera was one of the more expensive d*unken purchases. I think I must have wanted to take up photography at that exact (inebriated) moment.

Wine is a bad, bad thing

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