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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I need all the Fab monkeys in one room.

What do you create?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

A troop of Fab mischief

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Is it like power rangers?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Is it like power rangers?"

Perhaps more of part of the monkey universe

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Complete works of Shakespeare. Might take a while though...

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Complete works of Shakespeare. Might take a while though... "

I see what you did there...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Complete works of Shakespeare. Might take a while though... "

Alas poor fabbers, I knew them felacio, some fun of infinite jest

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I assume there will be no poop slinging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Multiple choice questionnaires.

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I assume there will be no poop slinging?

Then I'm out.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I assume there will be no poop slinging?

Never a guarantee

But there would probably plenty of flea picking

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

If you post it; they will come...

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I assume there will be no poop slinging?

Never a guarantee

But there would probably plenty of flea picking"

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I assume there will be no poop slinging?

Never a guarantee

But there would probably plenty of flea picking

And drinking of a certain brand of tea

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Will there be tea parties

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Will there be tea parties

Pfft .. that's like asking will there be moans about no replies to messages

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I assume there will be no poop slinging?

Never a guarantee

But there would probably plenty of flea picking

And drinking of a certain brand of tea"

Aww a monkeys tea party..cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monkey magic..... (fuck I'm showing my age....

)....

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I assume there will be no poop slinging?

Never a guarantee

But there would probably plenty of flea picking

And drinking of a certain brand of tea

Aww a monkeys tea party..cute "

Can they all drink from a teacup using their tail though?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Monkey magic..... (fuck I'm showing my age....

)...."

A plethora of pink clouds

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I assume there will be no poop slinging?

Never a guarantee

But there would probably plenty of flea picking

And drinking of a certain brand of tea

Aww a monkeys tea party..cute

Can they all drink from a teacup using their tail though?"

My prehensial tail is legendary

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is it like power rangers?"

More Fab Universe Super Monkeys.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If you post it; they will cum... "

What do I need to post?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monkey magic..... (fuck I'm showing my age....

)...."

I fricking loved that.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I assume there will be no poop slinging?

Never a guarantee

But there would probably plenty of flea picking

And drinking of a certain brand of tea

Aww a monkeys tea party..cute

Can they all drink from a teacup using their tail though?

My prehensial tail is legendary

Tease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'll be like a scene from the wizard of Oz

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Monkey magic..... (fuck I'm showing my age....

)....

I fricking loved that. "

I've just tried to explain the concept, the shaolin monk controlling him with a metal head band and the pink cloud he flew around on ... her eyes glazed over... I feel a failure

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I assume there will be no poop slinging?

Never a guarantee

But there would probably plenty of flea picking

And drinking of a certain brand of tea

Aww a monkeys tea party..cute

Can they all drink from a teacup using their tail though?

My prehensial tail is legendary

Tease."

A monkey is not a monkey unless he teases

Rule 4, chapter 1 of the Book of Monkey

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"Monkey magic..... (fuck I'm showing my age....

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I fricking loved that. "

Loved it too.... We were trying to explain it to the younger members of staff at work last week.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Monkey magic..... (fuck I'm showing my age....

)....

I fricking loved that.

I've just tried to explain the concept, the shaolin monk controlling him with a metal head band and the pink cloud he flew around on ... her eyes glazed over... I feel a failure"

Didn't she just watch it after the pub on Friday like the rest of us?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I assume there will be no poop slinging?

Never a guarantee

But there would probably plenty of flea picking

And drinking of a certain brand of tea

Aww a monkeys tea party..cute

Can they all drink from a teacup using their tail though?

My prehensial tail is legendary

Tease.

A monkey is not a monkey unless he teases

Rule 4, chapter 1 of the Book of Monkey "

I still need more of you for a troop.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Monkey magic..... (fuck I'm showing my age....

)....

I fricking loved that.

I've just tried to explain the concept, the shaolin monk controlling him with a metal head band and the pink cloud he flew around on ... her eyes glazed over... I feel a failure

Didn't she just watch it after the pub on Friday like the rest of us?

She's 32 ... I have enough fun trying to explain 80s culture to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monkey magic..... (fuck I'm showing my age....

)....

I fricking loved that.

Loved it too.... We were trying to explain it to the younger members of staff at work last week.

Tell them it's the original of Into The Badlands.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I assume there will be no poop slinging?

Never a guarantee

But there would probably plenty of flea picking

And drinking of a certain brand of tea

Aww a monkeys tea party..cute

Can they all drink from a teacup using their tail though?

My prehensial tail is legendary

Tease.

A monkey is not a monkey unless he teases

Rule 4, chapter 1 of the Book of Monkey

I still need more of you for a troop.

Hmmm lickity "NEEDS" a monkey ... mischievous grin crosses monkey's face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monkey magic..... (fuck I'm showing my age....

)....

I fricking loved that.

I've just tried to explain the concept, the shaolin monk controlling him with a metal head band and the pink cloud he flew around on ... her eyes glazed over... I feel a failure

Didn't she just watch it after the pub on Friday like the rest of us?

It was 6pm (maybe even 5.30) on BBC 2 when I was a kid.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A monkey is not a monkey unless he teases

Rule 4, chapter 1 of the Book of Monkey

I still need more of you for a troop.

Hmmm lickity "NEEDS" a monkey ... mischievous grin crosses monkey's face"

I can certainly start with ONE monkey. I'm on a countdown now so it would be better if all the monkeys could be assembled and be fab.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Monkey magic..... (fuck I'm showing my age....

)....

I fricking loved that.

I've just tried to explain the concept, the shaolin monk controlling him with a metal head band and the pink cloud he flew around on ... her eyes glazed over... I feel a failure

Didn't she just watch it after the pub on Friday like the rest of us?

It was 6pm (maybe even 5.30) on BBC 2 when I was a kid. "

How does that work? The alcohol was an essential element.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monkey magic..... (fuck I'm showing my age....

)....

I fricking loved that.

I've just tried to explain the concept, the shaolin monk controlling him with a metal head band and the pink cloud he flew around on ... her eyes glazed over... I feel a failure

Didn't she just watch it after the pub on Friday like the rest of us?

It was 6pm (maybe even 5.30) on BBC 2 when I was a kid.

How does that work? The alcohol was an essential element.

I was a child, the state of mind is similar.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

A monkey is not a monkey unless he teases

Rule 4, chapter 1 of the Book of Monkey

I still need more of you for a troop.

Hmmm lickity "NEEDS" a monkey ... mischievous grin crosses monkey's face

I can certainly start with ONE monkey. I'm on a countdown now so it would be better if all the monkeys could be assembled and be fab.

I agree ... Tea made an appearance

I feel there's a monkey meeting I'm missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember when I was the only monkey round these parts

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I remember when I was the only monkey round these parts"

You were my first Lounge monkey friend. Other monkeys come and go but you're a constant.

Now, get the newer monkeys in line!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I remember when I was the only monkey round these parts

You were my first Lounge monkey friend. Other monkeys come and go but you're a constant.

Now, get the newer monkeys in line!

I've been here a while

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A monkey is not a monkey unless he teases

Rule 4, chapter 1 of the Book of Monkey

I still need more of you for a troop.

Hmmm lickity "NEEDS" a monkey ... mischievous grin crosses monkey's face

I can certainly start with ONE monkey. I'm on a countdown now so it would be better if all the monkeys could be assembled and be fab.

I agree ... Tea made an appearance

I feel there's a monkey meeting I'm missing

If you're all off playing somewhere else I will be sad.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I remember when I was the only monkey round these parts

You were my first Lounge monkey friend. Other monkeys come and go but you're a constant.

Now, get the newer monkeys in line!

I've been here a while

I don't remember you from 2012. Sorry. You're here now.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I remember when I was the only monkey round these parts

You were my first Lounge monkey friend. Other monkeys come and go but you're a constant.

Now, get the newer monkeys in line!

I've been here a while

I don't remember you from 2012. Sorry. You're here now.

Not that long no

But yes ... I now hang around like a bad smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember when I was the only monkey round these parts

You were my first Lounge monkey friend. Other monkeys come and go but you're a constant.

Now, get the newer monkeys in line!

I've been here a while

I don't remember you from 2012. Sorry. You're here now.

On 2012 I think I was still 2wheels. I think I became Bike Monkey a little later than that in response to a spat on another similar site!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I remember when I was the only monkey round these parts

You were my first Lounge monkey friend. Other monkeys come and go but you're a constant.

Now, get the newer monkeys in line!

I've been here a while

I don't remember you from 2012. Sorry. You're here now.

On 2012 I think I was still 2wheels. I think I became Bike Monkey a little later than that in response to a spat on another similar site!"

I remember, but I couldn't remember when the name changed.

In fact, that would make Funky Monkey my first Lounge monkey. He must be time travelling. I miss his belly button fluff.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Where are all the other monkeys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello chums

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Where are all the other monkeys?"

Sleeping in the trees?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hello chums

Hello. Are you a joining the monkeys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you post it; they will come... "

Did you bring your duvet??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello chums

Hello. Are you a joining the monkeys?

Oh gosh yes it sounds a splendid spiffing jape

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Hello chums

Hello. Are you a joining the monkeys?

Who are the regular monkeys?

Bike

Tea

Cheeky

Others?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hello chums

Hello. Are you a joining the monkeys?

Who are the regular monkeys?

Bike

Tea

Cheeky

Others?"

Definitely Mr

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Hello chums

Hello. Are you a joining the monkeys?

Who are the regular monkeys?

Bike

Tea

Cheeky

Others?"

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Hello chums

Hello. Are you a joining the monkeys?

Who are the regular monkeys?

Bike

Tea

Cheeky

Others?

Definitely Mr

Oops yes ... how could I forget Mr (thighs) monkey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have no fear, Mr is here

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Have no fear, Mr is here

Ears burning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have no fear, Mr is here

Ears burning?

Thighs are after squats tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have no fear, Mr is here

Ears burning?

Thighs are after squats tonight

Thighs! Did someone say thighs....

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Have no fear, Mr is here

Phew! We need a big strong monkey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I remember when I was the only monkey round these parts

You were my first Lounge monkey friend. Other monkeys come and go but you're a constant.

Now, get the newer monkeys in line!

I've been here a while

I don't remember you from 2012. Sorry. You're here now.

On 2012 I think I was still 2wheels. I think I became Bike Monkey a little later than that in response to a spat on another similar site!

I remember, but I couldn't remember when the name changed.

In fact, that would make Funky Monkey my first Lounge monkey. He must be time travelling. I miss his belly button fluff.

Yes he was the first I'd forgotten about him, I remember him from the first swinging site I was on around 2007/8!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I remember when I was the only monkey round these parts

You were my first Lounge monkey friend. Other monkeys come and go but you're a constant.

Now, get the newer monkeys in line!

I've been here a while

I don't remember you from 2012. Sorry. You're here now.

On 2012 I think I was still 2wheels. I think I became Bike Monkey a little later than that in response to a spat on another similar site!

I remember, but I couldn't remember when the name changed.

In fact, that would make Funky Monkey my first Lounge monkey. He must be time travelling. I miss his belly button fluff.

Yes he was the first I'd forgotten about him, I remember him from the first swinging site I was on around 2007/8!"

I didn't realise you were time travelling with him.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've got a Monkey offering me a snog.

I've just seen a hitherto unknown (to me) Monkey on the forum.

You must form a troop.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I've got a Monkey offering me a snog.

I've just seen a hitherto unknown (to me) Monkey on the forum.

You must form a troop.

I most definitely promised you a Monkey snog... He knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Complete works of Shakespeare. Might take a while though... "

I think the complete works of Noddy is more likely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I assume there will be no poop slinging?

Never a guarantee

But there would probably plenty of flea picking

And drinking of a certain brand of tea"

Yeah. PG Tips.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Complete works of Shakespeare. Might take a while though...

I think the complete works of Noddy is more likely

I'll be quite happy to take the royalties of those...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Complete works of Shakespeare. Might take a while though...

I think the complete works of Noddy is more likely

I'll be quite happy to take the royalties of those... "

Split them with you

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