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A couple from the vanilla world

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Asked me for a threesome back in February.

The male half used to text me when I was 14 and he was 16. The female half was in my year at school and we didn’t really get on.

They have no idea about fab (I actually went on to say that I knew a friend who used this site and maybe they should give it a go) but they both liked my ‘look’ and were hoping I’d cheat on C (as they have no idea about my secret lil life ).

They broke up a few months ago and they have both messaged me since then (at separate times) saying that if I had agreed to that threesome, maybe they’d still be together.

Really makes me appreciate just now sexy I am.

Does anyone else have a pussy that could heal other people’s relationships?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No."

But you’re a witch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alas no, just a very average penis

You should be more generous with your clearly magical foof Queen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alas no, just a very average penis

You should be more generous with your clearly magical foof Queen "

I know, so selfish of me!

I don’t meet with people I know in the big bad vanilla world (except from one exception) but even if I did, they looked scarily alike. I couldn’t do it

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"No.

But you’re a witch"

Again, no.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

No.

My quim does make people get to the airport and realise they've left their suitcase at the hotel though. The power of memory loss. Sexy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No.

My quim does make people get to the airport and realise they've left their suitcase at the hotel though. The power of memory loss. Sexy."

Magical quim

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

Does anyone else have a pussy that could heal other people’s relationships?

"

You kill me

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"No.

My quim does make people get to the airport and realise they've left their suitcase at the hotel though. The power of memory loss. Sexy."

I'd forget to go to the airport

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Does anyone else have a pussy that could heal other people’s relationships?

You kill me "

With my pussy powers?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"

Does anyone else have a pussy that could heal other people’s relationships?

You kill me

With my pussy powers? "

Is there a better kind?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Does anyone else have a pussy that could heal other people’s relationships?

You kill me

With my pussy powers?

Is there a better kind? "

Nah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afraid I dont but this post has still made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope but theres plenty of us in here with a cock that could ruin it.

The relationship that is, not the pussy. I would never harm a pussy.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

How selfish of you not to use it to help them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. But bloody well done you ! Don’t suppose it works on tumble dryers ? Mine just died x

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"

Does anyone else have a pussy that could heal other people’s relationships?

You kill me

With my pussy powers? "

Have you got Paul Daniels up there?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"Asked me for a threesome back in February.

The male half used to text me when I was 14 and he was 16. The female half was in my year at school and we didn’t really get on.

They have no idea about fab (I actually went on to say that I knew a friend who used this site and maybe they should give it a go) but they both liked my ‘look’ and were hoping I’d cheat on C (as they have no idea about my secret lil life ).

They broke up a few months ago and they have both messaged me since then (at separate times) saying that if I had agreed to that threesome, maybe they’d still be together.

Really makes me appreciate just now sexy I am.

Does anyone else have a pussy that could heal other people’s relationships?"

I have two.. Frank, who is a bit long in the tooth, squidgy thing, puffy and constantly hungry and Flea, who can't help but rub around other people, purring to steal away sausages......

They curl up in front of my fire and when the broken come visiting, they delight them and make them see that a rug and a blanket in front of the fire is the happiest place to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They broke up a few months ago and they have both messaged me since then (at separate times) saying that if I had agreed to that threesome, maybe they’d still be together.

"

That just means you are in the divorce papers as the cause of the split. just watch they dont award custody or visiting rights to your magical pussy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Asked me for a threesome back in February.

The male half used to text me when I was 14 and he was 16. The female half was in my year at school and we didn’t really get on.

They have no idea about fab (I actually went on to say that I knew a friend who used this site and maybe they should give it a go) but they both liked my ‘look’ and were hoping I’d cheat on C (as they have no idea about my secret lil life ).

They broke up a few months ago and they have both messaged me since then (at separate times) saying that if I had agreed to that threesome, maybe they’d still be together.

Really makes me appreciate just now sexy I am.

Does anyone else have a pussy that could heal other people’s relationships?

I have two.. Frank, who is a bit long in the tooth, squidgy thing, puffy and constantly hungry and Flea, who can't help but rub around other people, purring to steal away sausages......

They curl up in front of my fire and when the broken come visiting, they delight them and make them see that a rug and a blanket in front of the fire is the happiest place to be"

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By *modDMan
over a year ago

Lichfield

Vanilla world, is that an ice-cream shop or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vanilla world, is that an ice-cream shop or something?"

Could be custard, I like Vanilla custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 14 we didn't have a telephone in the house and the yuppie brick mobile phones hadn't even been invented back then

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