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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

It's Sunday........

I thought it was Monday .......

I don't know whether i lost a day yesterday or gained a day today but im made up !

That's what doing a roast on a Saturday does to you ....

What shall I do with my extra day ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't know about extra day Gran, but I could give you the best 2 minutes of your day so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gwanny…… Knowsley Safari Park is running an Arts & Crafts Event …… or failing that, you could always while away a couple of hours watching all those curious Baboons looking at the animals…….!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have an ADW

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Have an ADW

ArtfulDoggerWank ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Gwanny…… Knowsley Safari Park is running an Arts & Crafts Event …… or failing that, you could always while away a couple of hours watching all those curious Baboons looking at the animals…….!.

Done knowsley to death .....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"don't know about extra day Gran, but I could give you the best 2 minutes of your day so far

You offering me cake ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't you make a nice roast as it's Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have an ADW

ArtfulDoggerWank ?"

All Day Wank

If you want me to finger you though I'm sure I can fit you in on me bitch list

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Have an ADW

ArtfulDoggerWank ?

All Day Wank

If you want me to finger you though I'm sure I can fit you in on me bitch list

I haven't got enough bleach in for the sureity

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Why don't you make a nice roast as it's Sunday.

Im having duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have an ADW

ArtfulDoggerWank ?

All Day Wank

If you want me to finger you though I'm sure I can fit you in on me bitch list

I haven't got enough bleach in for the sureity "

If you're bothered about me catching something off you I can wear marigolds

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Have an ADW

ArtfulDoggerWank ?

All Day Wank

If you want me to finger you though I'm sure I can fit you in on me bitch list

I haven't got enough bleach in for the sureity

If you're bothered about me catching something off you I can wear marigolds

Marigold told me you nick hers off the line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have an ADW

ArtfulDoggerWank ?

All Day Wank

If you want me to finger you though I'm sure I can fit you in on me bitch list

I haven't got enough bleach in for the sureity

If you're bothered about me catching something off you I can wear marigolds

Marigold told me you nick hers off the line"

I don't steal them, I put them back when I've used em

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Have an ADW

ArtfulDoggerWank ?

All Day Wank

If you want me to finger you though I'm sure I can fit you in on me bitch list

I haven't got enough bleach in for the sureity

If you're bothered about me catching something off you I can wear marigolds

Marigold told me you nick hers off the line

I don't steal them, I put them back when I've used em

There's no denying with such tell tale skiddies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have an ADW

ArtfulDoggerWank ?

All Day Wank

If you want me to finger you though I'm sure I can fit you in on me bitch list

I haven't got enough bleach in for the sureity

If you're bothered about me catching something off you I can wear marigolds

Marigold told me you nick hers off the line

I don't steal them, I put them back when I've used em

There's no denying with such tell tale skiddies"

I once tried to steal a pair of your knickers Granny but it was like trying to fold a WW2 parachute!

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