FabSwingers.com forum: Name something you should never do naked.....

By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

This should be interesting

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

Fry sausages is the obvious one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ironing

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

drive home - i did, around the m25!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pick the kids up from school

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"drive home - i did, around the m25!!!

Why were you driving naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say mass.

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Spit roast, oh wait a minute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fry anything, like eggs or things that spit hot fat everywhere ouch

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Go and ask the boss for a pay rise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Light fires

Walk the dog

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Frying or barbecueing.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Abseiling.

Don’t want the short rope getting caught up in the descender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chop chillies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakdown the branches into the wood chipper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stapling at waist height

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fry bacon and eggs

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Go to parent's evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet the in laws

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Chop chillies "

Just be careful wat you touch lol

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Go and ask the boss for a pay rise

That might actually work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the toilet,to see you son already in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deliver the sermon in Church

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Shopping at Tesco.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say iron. I have a scar on my stomach from ironing naked. I'd also say don't use hair straighteners whilst naked. I have a scar on my bum from sitting on them years ago and I think it would be very easy to burn your nipples.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Walk down the freezer isle at the supermarket.

*Shrivells*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a chainsaw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd say iron. I have a scar on my stomach from ironing naked. I'd also say don't use hair straighteners whilst naked. I have a scar on my bum from sitting on them years ago and I think it would be very easy to burn your nipples. "
you seem very accident prone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bicycle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mastermind

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"Say mass."

You know I've always worshiped you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to work

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Go to work

But some people do work naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to work

But some people do work naked "

Do they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk in to a women’s changing room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shop in tesco.. You don't get club card points for wrinkles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to work

But some people do work naked

Do they?

Pornstars do

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Take children to school

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Go to work

But some people do work naked

Do they?

Stripper?

Glamour model?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean the oven.

(True story with free chemical burns).

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Weild a staple gun

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

Play cricket

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Hello madam its claims line direct here.

Our records show you had an accident or two........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

weld

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exploring the arctic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to work

But some people do work naked

Do they?

Stripper?

Glamour model?"

I said go to work, as in, travel there. I’m sure they wear clothes for that part?

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Mow the lawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plaster a wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shop in tesco.. You don't get club card points for wrinkles"

I'd be rich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By *ourayloversCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

Hang your washing out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cook a fry up

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Go swimming In the Amazon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welding, ouch! Never again....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get undressed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tango with giant hedgehogs in a cactus field.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look in my mirror

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Welding

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Been there, done that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you straightening your nipples?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Tango with giant hedgehogs in a cactus field. "

...while blindfolded..

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Why are you straightening your nipples?"

Ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run

Agreed. Very painful. Especially down the stairs

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Run

Nor me.

I bounce too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go through airport security

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Run

Yes that could hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go food shopping in freezer section unless your female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run

Nor me.

I bounce too much

me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to a garden party at Buckingham Palace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attend a remembrance day parade.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Skydiving

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

Scrape the ice of the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to court

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jury duty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skydive ... can't guarantee landing

Ride a horse, though it easier without a saddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pot hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mountaineering nowhere to keep yer crampons

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Was taken ill at the old Kestrels, drove home, but felt worse so stopped off at Cobham services for a break. Got out of the car in pouring rain, as the cold air hit me I was violently sick and filled my shoes with shit!!!

I squelched around to the boot to find no spare clothes, towels, nothing. Bollocks!

Found two Ikea bags so stripped off and sat on one of the ikea bags to drive home. One solitary wet wipe to use!!!

Luckily no petrol etc required. Made it some safe and sound

Realised I'd given myself food poisoning, some dodgy chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was taken ill at the old Kestrels, drove home, but felt worse so stopped off at Cobham services for a break. Got out of the car in pouring rain, as the cold air hit me I was violently sick and filled my shoes with shit!!!

I squelched around to the boot to find no spare clothes, towels, nothing. Bollocks!

Found two Ikea bags so stripped off and sat on one of the ikea bags to drive home. One solitary wet wipe to use!!!

Luckily no petrol etc required. Made it some safe and sound

Realised I'd given myself food poisoning, some dodgy chicken"

Hahahaha sorry to laugh but that's a brilliant story! Standing applause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go in a pen full of hungry hyenas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Visit your friendly prison

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

"Skydiving"
I agree with you. You would prob make more noise than a faulty water pump on a Skoda.

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chip pan frying, out the emergency ladder but you get stuck and need to wait for the fire service to reach you and carry you down while cold and nakey

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Your court appearance

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Bungee jumping over an alligator infested river.

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

Sand blasting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skiing or Snowboarding

Everyone falls over on the ice

Aooooouucchhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bbq that’s waist height

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bbq that’s waist height "

Burnt sausage burnt sausage number one

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