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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound

As you kno_, I'm off in the Ne_ Year.

I've just been through my hosiery cupboard (yes, I have a _hole t_o-shelf cubby) and I have stockings I have no occasion to _ear no_.

Should I:

a) Wear them any_ay, but under my business _ear?

b) Give them to my non-Fab friends (although sizing might be an issue)?

c) Put them in the charity bag?

d) Put them in the food bank bag?

This thread _ill be used for other Long Goodbye issues.

Yes, I kno_ I shouldn't let the door hit me as I leave.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I’m going to miss you

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"As you kno_, I'm off in the Ne_ Year.

I've just been through my hosiery cupboard (yes, I have a _hole t_o-shelf cubby) and I have stockings I have no occasion to _ear no_.

Should I:

a) Wear them any_ay, but under my business _ear?

b) Give them to my non-Fab friends (although sizing might be an issue)?

c) Put them in the charity bag?

d) Put them in the food bank bag?

This thread _ill be used for other Long Goodbye issues.

Yes, I kno_ I shouldn't let the door hit me as I leave. "

Wear them! Because you can as part of the Long Goodbye!

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By *ocratesrocksMan
over a year ago

school of long licks


"As you kno_, I'm off in the Ne_ Year.

I've just been through my hosiery cupboard (yes, I have a _hole t_o-shelf cubby) and I have stockings I have no occasion to _ear no_.

Should I:

a) Wear them any_ay, but under my business _ear?

b) Give them to my non-Fab friends (although sizing might be an issue)?

c) Put them in the charity bag?

d) Put them in the food bank bag?

This thread _ill be used for other Long Goodbye issues.

Yes, I kno_ I shouldn't let the door hit me as I leave. "

Or e) buy some quality tea and use as a strainer

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"I’m going to miss you "

Thank you. I'll be replaced by another sanctimonious old _oman - it'll be fine.

What do I do _ith the red, seamed fishnet stockings?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"As you kno_, I'm off in the Ne_ Year.

I've just been through my hosiery cupboard (yes, I have a _hole t_o-shelf cubby) and I have stockings I have no occasion to _ear no_.

Should I:

a) Wear them any_ay, but under my business _ear?

b) Give them to my non-Fab friends (although sizing might be an issue)?

c) Put them in the charity bag?

d) Put them in the food bank bag?

This thread _ill be used for other Long Goodbye issues.

Yes, I kno_ I shouldn't let the door hit me as I leave.

Or e) buy some quality tea and use as a strainer"

TEA!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

You seem like a nice lady. Best of luck.

Big hugs. Xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m going to miss you

Thank you. I'll be replaced by another sanctimonious old _oman - it'll be fine.

What do I do _ith the red, seamed fishnet stockings?

"

Send me pics of you _earing them

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"As you kno_, I'm off in the Ne_ Year.

I've just been through my hosiery cupboard (yes, I have a _hole t_o-shelf cubby) and I have stockings I have no occasion to _ear no_.

Should I:

a) Wear them any_ay, but under my business _ear?

b) Give them to my non-Fab friends (although sizing might be an issue)?

c) Put them in the charity bag?

d) Put them in the food bank bag?

This thread _ill be used for other Long Goodbye issues.

Yes, I kno_ I shouldn't let the door hit me as I leave.

Wear them! Because you can as part of the Long Goodbye! "

I'd have to _ear t_o pairs on some days to get through my hoard.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"You seem like a nice lady. Best of luck.

Big hugs. Xxxxxxxxxxxxx "

You've all got _eeks and _eeks of me yet. I'll be here on NYE in all probability.

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sand_ich

Keep them in a bag in the back of your _ardrobe. You never kno_ _hen you might need them again

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"I’m going to miss you

Thank you. I'll be replaced by another sanctimonious old _oman - it'll be fine.

What do I do _ith the red, seamed fishnet stockings?

Send me pics of you _earing them "

I don't have a handy photographer... I'd have to do a legs in the air picture, I think.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"You seem like a nice lady. Best of luck.

Big hugs. Xxxxxxxxxxxxx

You've all got _eeks and _eeks of me yet. I'll be here on NYE in all probability.

"

Plenty of time to go out _ith a bang then. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m going to miss you

Thank you. I'll be replaced by another sanctimonious old _oman - it'll be fine.

What do I do _ith the red, seamed fishnet stockings?

Send me pics of you _earing them

I don't have a handy photographer... I'd have to do a legs in the air picture, I think."

Tease

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"Keep them in a bag in the back of your _ardrobe. You never kno_ _hen you might need them again "

That approach has _orked _ith the coloured opaques - they're back in fashion.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Where are you going?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Some_here

Put half of them in a charity bag and keep the rest just in case.

What are your plans?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Do_ns


"As you kno_, I'm off in the Ne_ Year.

I've just been through my hosiery cupboard (yes, I have a _hole t_o-shelf cubby) and I have stockings I have no occasion to _ear no_.

Should I:

a) Wear them any_ay, but under my business _ear?

b) Give them to my non-Fab friends (although sizing might be an issue)?

c) Put them in the charity bag?

d) Put them in the food bank bag?

This thread _ill be used for other Long Goodbye issues.

Yes, I kno_ I shouldn't let the door hit me as I leave. "

Save them, just in case!!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"Where are you going? "

Back to celibacy by choice. Celibacy because no one is interested is frustrating here. Women are Incels too - just not violent, mass shooty ones.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"Put half of them in a charity bag and keep the rest just in case.

What are your plans? "

To read more books.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sell em on ebay

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"Sell em on ebay "

Why _ould I sell _hen I could give to charity?

Unless, I sell them _orn and un_ashed.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Have a go at making some Art from them.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Oh! I must have missed that you’re off OP... _here to?

And you’ll be missed.

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By *nto My ArmsMan
over a year ago

Herts/London

Sell the stockings to kinky, hipster bank robbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sell em on ebay

Why _ould I sell _hen I could give to charity?

Unless, I sell them _orn and un_ashed. "

thats the one make more money for the charity from creepy guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where are you going?

Back to celibacy by choice. Celibacy because no one is interested is frustrating here. Women are Incels too - just not violent, mass shooty ones. "

There's a _hole _orld out there outside this site. You might be scooped up by a handsome stranger _hen you least expect it. Save the stockings for _hen he turns up.

I'll miss you lots Lickety. You _ere at the first social I ever _ent to. Crazy night that _as. And a load since.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Charity or foodbank.

Is there not an element of the non-sexual camaraderie that you’d stay for? I’ll miss your posts hugely. But I’ll just have to hunt you do_n for a catch up in the real _orld, so I’ll try and handle my need to make you stay. Love you lots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear them under.. enjoy the sensation !

I dont kno_ you really but there _as once a very timely and thoughtful message you sent me.. And those i dont forget. X

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Sell the stockings to kinky, hipster bank robbers "

I read that _rong initially

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shre_sbury


"I’m going to miss you

Thank you. I'll be replaced by another sanctimonious old _oman - it'll be fine.

What do I do _ith the red, seamed fishnet stockings?

"

Let the grandkids use them for Christmas stockings

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Bring them to the MLS and donate them to the raffle

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"grandkids"

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a to_n Fab forgot


"As you kno_, I'm off in the Ne_ Year.

I've just been through my hosiery cupboard (yes, I have a _hole t_o-shelf cubby) and I have stockings I have no occasion to _ear no_.

Should I:

a) Wear them any_ay, but under my business _ear?

b) Give them to my non-Fab friends (although sizing might be an issue)?

c) Put them in the charity bag?

d) Put them in the food bank bag?

This thread _ill be used for other Long Goodbye issues.

Yes, I kno_ I shouldn't let the door hit me as I leave. "

We've had this discussion.

You can't leave!!!!!

But seriously.......

You'll be missed, very much missed.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Lickety can leave, don’t _ant her to of course.

But _e’ll still be friends

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The To_n by The Cross

I didn't kno_ that about you Lickety. Good luck to you n see you in the ether some_here. x

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Hey my little darling. Wear your fishnets over coloured ones. Looks ace and keeps your legs _arm.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shre_sbury


"grandkids

"

Kids

And _e have a grandchild.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll miss your posts _hen you leave, Lickety. You’ve al_ays been someone I admired since my first profile on fab a fe_ years ago. Al_ays the level headed voice of reason _ith fabulous foot_ear

I think you should keep them.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"Have a go at making some Art from them.

"

That _asn't on this list.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"Where are you going?

Back to celibacy by choice. Celibacy because no one is interested is frustrating here. Women are Incels too - just not violent, mass shooty ones.

There's a _hole _orld out there outside this site. You might be scooped up by a handsome stranger _hen you least expect it. Save the stockings for _hen he turns up.

I'll miss you lots Lickety. You _ere at the first social I ever _ent to. Crazy night that _as. And a load since. "

I haven't gone yet. It's a looooonnngggg goodbye.

I'm trying to decide _hether to do a proper flounce as I leave and _hether to reveal all the tasteless pictures.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"Bring them to the MLS and donate them to the raffle "

That's a very good idea. Worn or un_orn?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"

I'm trying to decide _hether to do a proper flounce as I leave and _hether to reveal all the tasteless pictures.

"

You’re too sensible & intelligent to flounce

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"I’ll miss your posts _hen you leave, Lickety. You’ve al_ays been someone I admired since my first profile on fab a fe_ years ago. Al_ays the level headed voice of reason _ith fabulous foot_ear

I think you should keep them. "

I am planning to clear out the foot_ear too. I think I need to do the S_edish Death Cleaning thing.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"

I'm trying to decide _hether to do a proper flounce as I leave and _hether to reveal all the tasteless pictures.

You’re too sensible & intelligent to flounce "

I really don't kno_ _here you got that idea. Everyone has flounce in them some_here. I've got _eeks to craft it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not gone yet, keep 'em, you never kno_

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I really don't kno_ _here you got that idea. Everyone has flounce in them some_here. I've got _eeks to craft it.

"

Can I help?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"I really don't kno_ _here you got that idea. Everyone has flounce in them some_here. I've got _eeks to craft it.

Can I help?"

I could have a _riters' room and fit it into a 23 minute format.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

A 23 minute flounce is a bit long?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a to_n Fab forgot


"A 23 minute flounce is a bit long? "

A flounce to end all flounces.

The stuff of legend.

Grandparents _ill regale their son's of son's of such a thing.

People _ill _hisper of it in hushed tones.

It'll be preserved on tablets of stone, ancient scribes _ill toil hour after hour to preserve these mighty _ords.

Women _ill cry.

Hearts _ill be broken.

Men _ill build shrines, bold rugged, muscled men, their bare chests glistening _ith s_eat as they toil.

There'll be dragons and........

Hold on hold on, I may also be over thinking it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to sniff your bras (before you give them a_ay) to smell your underboobage s_eat if that's okay ?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"A 23 minute flounce is a bit long?

A flounce to end all flounces.

The stuff of legend.

Grandparents _ill regale their son's of son's of such a thing.

People _ill _hisper of it in hushed tones.

It'll be preserved on tablets of stone, ancient scribes _ill toil hour after hour to preserve these mighty _ords.

Women _ill cry.

Hearts _ill be broken.

Men _ill build shrines, bold rugged, muscled men, their bare chests glistening _ith s_eat as they toil.

There'll be dragons and........

Hold on hold on, I may also be over thinking it... "

Your version sounds much better than my script treatment. It's a good job I've got time to _ork on the treatment before pitching the script to the _riters.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"I'd love to sniff your bras (before you give them a_ay) to smell your underboobage s_eat if that's okay ? "

I think it _ould be better if you just sniffed the underboobage.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'd love to sniff your bras (before you give them a_ay) to smell your underboobage s_eat if that's okay ?

I think it _ould be better if you just sniffed the underboobage. "

I agree

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm really going to miss you

I think you could have a good adventure, going out in them, s_apping them over to others, _hilst enjoying people's reactions, to your progressive public cat_alk experience.

Giving to good causes is al_ays great - though a public cat_alk, follo_ed by charity donations, _ould both be big bonuses for good causes.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"I'm really going to miss you

I think you could have a good adventure, going out in them, s_apping them over to others, _hilst enjoying people's reactions, to your progressive public cat_alk experience.

Giving to good causes is al_ays great - though a public cat_alk, follo_ed by charity donations, _ould both be big bonuses for good causes. "

I'm around for a _hile... this is my penultimate full moon. There's another chance to ho_l.

As to cat_alks, I barely manage _alking _ell.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

oh

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hidea_ay

Don't leave me this _ay hey he hey!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"oh "

I can post the stockings to you.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"Don't leave me this _ay hey he hey!"

No_ that _ill be in my head for the rest of the night.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"oh

I can post the stockings to you.

"

Are you going to be in them?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"oh

I can post the stockings to you.

Are you going to be in them?"

I couldn't afford the extremely large package post costs. It _ould be cheaper to get the train.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"oh

I can post the stockings to you.

Are you going to be in them?

I couldn't afford the extremely large package post costs. It _ould be cheaper to get the train. "

I am in Corn_all no_, nice little farm house, _ood burner in the lounge and the dining room, slo_ly stocking the _ine cellar #justsaying

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound

Still no sex but lots more socials booked in before I leave. I might see you at one. Be kind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where are you going?

Back to celibacy by choice. Celibacy because no one is interested is frustrating here. Women are Incels too - just not violent, mass shooty ones.

There's a _hole _orld out there outside this site. You might be scooped up by a handsome stranger _hen you least expect it. Save the stockings for _hen he turns up.

I'll miss you lots Lickety. You _ere at the first social I ever _ent to. Crazy night that _as. And a load since.

I haven't gone yet. It's a looooonnngggg goodbye.

I'm trying to decide _hether to do a proper flounce as I leave and _hether to reveal all the tasteless pictures.

"

Do all the pics AND a flounce!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As you kno_, I'm off in the Ne_ Year.

I've just been through my hosiery cupboard (yes, I have a _hole t_o-shelf cubby) and I have stockings I have no occasion to _ear no_.

Should I:

a) Wear them any_ay, but under my business _ear?

b) Give them to my non-Fab friends (although sizing might be an issue)?

c) Put them in the charity bag?

d) Put them in the food bank bag?

This thread _ill be used for other Long Goodbye issues.

Yes, I kno_ I shouldn't let the door hit me as I leave. "

c) charity bag

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"Where are you going?

Back to celibacy by choice. Celibacy because no one is interested is frustrating here. Women are Incels too - just not violent, mass shooty ones.

There's a _hole _orld out there outside this site. You might be scooped up by a handsome stranger _hen you least expect it. Save the stockings for _hen he turns up.

I'll miss you lots Lickety. You _ere at the first social I ever _ent to. Crazy night that _as. And a load since.

I haven't gone yet. It's a looooonnngggg goodbye.

I'm trying to decide _hether to do a proper flounce as I leave and _hether to reveal all the tasteless pictures.

Do all the pics AND a flounce! "

I almost flounced earlier today.

Go out and get the eye bleach for the pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll be missed.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


" You'll be missed. "

Thank you. All things are temporary and someone else _ill fill the space.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

I’m not thinking about it ... therefore it’s not real ... and is not happening

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"I’m not thinking about it ... therefore it’s not real ... and is not happening

"

There's about six _eeks yet. You might be my proudest social moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not thinking about it ... therefore it’s not real ... and is not happening

There's about six _eeks yet. You might be my proudest social moment. "

Yes!! The afternoon the naughty deviant S_ingers dragged Trevor over to the dark side. That afternoon _as great.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound

I have about 20 condoms to get rid of. The unopened box can go in the food bank donation but I don't think I can put singles in.

Can anyone make balloon animals?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be ready to nick your username

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"I'll be ready to nick your username "

It's trademarked! I _ill be hibernating in the first instance. Delete _ill be stealthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be ready to nick your username

It's trademarked! I _ill be hibernating in the first instance. Delete _ill be stealthy.

"

If I don't take it the phantom username stealer _ill get it.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I'm sorry that I don't kno_ you Lickety, but a lot of people really like and respect you and that speaks volumes to me.

I _ish you all the best x

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"I'll be ready to nick your username

It's trademarked! I _ill be hibernating in the first instance. Delete _ill be stealthy.

If I don't take it the phantom username stealer _ill get it."

OK. I'll send you a message and _e can synchronise my delete _ith you putting through a name change. It's taking the t_in thing to another level.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I don't kno_ you OP, but I _ish you the vest of luck. Hugs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m going to miss you

Thank you. I'll be replaced by another sanctimonious old _oman - it'll be fine.

What do I do _ith the red, seamed fishnet stockings?

"

don't Rob a bank in them apparently my solicitor says they are not an adequate disguise

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"I'm sorry that I don't kno_ you Lickety, but a lot of people really like and respect you and that speaks volumes to me.

I _ish you all the best x "

Thank you. They are being kind. I'm mostly a bossy prat but I have an enormous smile and boobs to match. Very occasionally I put _ords together that sound helpful. If they have helped that is a good bonus.

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By *modDMan
over a year ago

Lichfield


"I'll be ready to nick your username

It's trademarked! I _ill be hibernating in the first instance. Delete _ill be stealthy.

If I don't take it the phantom username stealer _ill get it.

OK. I'll send you a message and _e can synchronise my delete _ith you putting through a name change. It's taking the t_in thing to another level.

"

I'm going to talk you round...on a train...on a Sunday night.

Coach J, see ya there.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"I don't kno_ you OP, but I _ish you the vest of luck. Hugs xx "

I'm here for another 5 _eeks. Plenty of time for you all to get fed up and just _ish me gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't kno_ you OP, but I _ish you the vest of luck. Hugs xx

I'm here for another 5 _eeks. Plenty of time for you all to get fed up and just _ish me gone.

"

You're starting to sound like me.

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By *arensteve4funCouple
over a year ago

S_ansea

Stunning profile.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I don't kno_ you OP, but I _ish you the vest of luck. Hugs xx

I'm here for another 5 _eeks. Plenty of time for you all to get fed up and just _ish me gone.

"

Lol. I'll try.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"I’m going to miss you

Thank you. I'll be replaced by another sanctimonious old _oman - it'll be fine.

What do I do _ith the red, seamed fishnet stockings?

don't Rob a bank in them apparently my solicitor says they are not an adequate disguise "

Dahling, stockings over one's face is so last century. All the bank robbery is cyber these days. I can do that* in fishnet stockings.

*I can't do that... I barely manage internet banking.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"I don't kno_ you OP, but I _ish you the vest of luck. Hugs xx

I'm here for another 5 _eeks. Plenty of time for you all to get fed up and just _ish me gone.

You're starting to sound like me."

I've al_ays sounded like you. I just do it _ith a big smile and a big tits.

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

_rexham


"I'd love to sniff your bras (before you give them a_ay) to smell your underboobage s_eat if that's okay ? "

Isn't there a thread for strange requests

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I'm really going to miss you

I think you could have a good adventure, going out in them, s_apping them over to others, _hilst enjoying people's reactions, to your progressive public cat_alk experience.

Giving to good causes is al_ays great - though a public cat_alk, follo_ed by charity donations, _ould both be big bonuses for good causes.

I'm around for a _hile... this is my penultimate full moon. There's another chance to ho_l.

As to cat_alks, I barely manage _alking _ell. "

I'd cra_l, sit do_n and smile if I _as on one. I'm not a cat_alks queen no_.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be ready to nick your username

It's trademarked! I _ill be hibernating in the first instance. Delete _ill be stealthy.

If I don't take it the phantom username stealer _ill get it.

OK. I'll send you a message and _e can synchronise my delete _ith you putting through a name change. It's taking the t_in thing to another level.

"

No one _ill kno_ the difference

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a to_n Fab forgot


"I'll be ready to nick your username

It's trademarked! I _ill be hibernating in the first instance. Delete _ill be stealthy.

If I don't take it the phantom username stealer _ill get it.

OK. I'll send you a message and _e can synchronise my delete _ith you putting through a name change. It's taking the t_in thing to another level.

No one _ill kno_ the difference "

The likeness is uncanny.... I'd go as far as to say unbelievable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sorry that I don't kno_ you Lickety, but a lot of people really like and respect you and that speaks volumes to me.

I _ish you all the best x

Thank you. They are being kind. I'm mostly a bossy prat but I have an enormous smile and boobs to match. Very occasionally I put _ords together that sound helpful. If they have helped that is a good bonus.

"

You've helped me.

Happy birthday OP!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a to_n Fab forgot


"I'm sorry that I don't kno_ you Lickety, but a lot of people really like and respect you and that speaks volumes to me.

I _ish you all the best x

Thank you. They are being kind. I'm mostly a bossy prat but I have an enormous smile and boobs to match. Very occasionally I put _ords together that sound helpful. If they have helped that is a good bonus.

You've helped me.

Happy birthday OP! "

Me too. A lovely influencer from my early days of Fab.

And ho_ the heck did I miss her birthday.

Happy birthday m'lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday Lovely lady x

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"I'm sorry that I don't kno_ you Lickety, but a lot of people really like and respect you and that speaks volumes to me.

I _ish you all the best x

Thank you. They are being kind. I'm mostly a bossy prat but I have an enormous smile and boobs to match. Very occasionally I put _ords together that sound helpful. If they have helped that is a good bonus.

You've helped me.

Happy birthday OP! "

It's not my birthday. ... unless _e're doing THAT again.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a to_n Fab forgot


"I'm sorry that I don't kno_ you Lickety, but a lot of people really like and respect you and that speaks volumes to me.

I _ish you all the best x

Thank you. They are being kind. I'm mostly a bossy prat but I have an enormous smile and boobs to match. Very occasionally I put _ords together that sound helpful. If they have helped that is a good bonus.

You've helped me.

Happy birthday OP!

It's not my birthday. ... unless _e're doing THAT again.

"

We "might" be.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good luck op have good break

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"I'm sorry that I don't kno_ you Lickety, but a lot of people really like and respect you and that speaks volumes to me.

I _ish you all the best x

Thank you. They are being kind. I'm mostly a bossy prat but I have an enormous smile and boobs to match. Very occasionally I put _ords together that sound helpful. If they have helped that is a good bonus.

You've helped me.

Happy birthday OP!

It's not my birthday. ... unless _e're doing THAT again.

We "might" be..... "

I'm scared to look no_.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Dearest Lickety, there is no need to leave Fab.

I have managed (suffered) over 2 years of celibacy and I’m still here. Occasionally

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"I'm sorry that I don't kno_ you Lickety, but a lot of people really like and respect you and that speaks volumes to me.

I _ish you all the best x

Thank you. They are being kind. I'm mostly a bossy prat but I have an enormous smile and boobs to match. Very occasionally I put _ords together that sound helpful. If they have helped that is a good bonus.

You've helped me.

Happy birthday OP!

It's not my birthday. ... unless _e're doing THAT again.

"

We can't do THAT again, Robere is not here....

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By *los_ingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Dearest Lickety, there is no need to leave Fab.

I have managed (suffered) over 2 years of celibacy and I’m still here. Occasionally "

I’ll second this.

We haven’t met anyone on here for almost 2 years no_, and have no intention of doing so, but _e pop in here no_ and again.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I’ll second this.

We haven’t met anyone on here for almost 2 years no_, and have no intention of doing so, but _e pop in here no_ and again."

At least you have each other

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By *los_ingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"I’ll second this.

We haven’t met anyone on here for almost 2 years no_, and have no intention of doing so, but _e pop in here no_ and again.

At least you have each other "

True and _e are a testimony to prove that s_inging couples can stop s_inging and stay together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll second this.

We haven’t met anyone on here for almost 2 years no_, and have no intention of doing so, but _e pop in here no_ and again.

At least you have each other

True and _e are a testimony to prove that s_inging couples can stop s_inging and stay together "

Yay!

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By *ackinabox19Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

Do you think you’ll come back _hen you miss us all ?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"Do you think you’ll come back _hen you miss us all ?"

I'll come back if I think I have any chance of finding enjoyable sex here. Reconnecting _ith people _ill be a _onderful bonus.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"Dearest Lickety, there is no need to leave Fab.

I have managed (suffered) over 2 years of celibacy and I’m still here. Occasionally

I’ll second this.

We haven’t met anyone on here for almost 2 years no_, and have no intention of doing so, but _e pop in here no_ and again."

When I give career and relationship advice I tell people to kno_ _hen to leave.

I only started the thread _ith such a long goodbye so you'd all help me along by telling me to fuck off because it has been going on for so long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dearest Lickety, there is no need to leave Fab.

I have managed (suffered) over 2 years of celibacy and I’m still here. Occasionally

I’ll second this.

We haven’t met anyone on here for almost 2 years no_, and have no intention of doing so, but _e pop in here no_ and again.

When I give career and relationship advice I tell people to kno_ _hen to leave.

I only started the thread _ith such a long goodbye so you'd all help me along by telling me to fuck off because it has been going on for so long. "

Fuck off saying you're going to leave... and stay.... ?

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Has she gone yet???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As you kno_, I'm off in the Ne_ Year.

I've just been through my hosiery cupboard (yes, I have a _hole t_o-shelf cubby) and I have stockings I have no occasion to _ear no_.

Should I:

a) Wear them any_ay, but under my business _ear?

b) Give them to my non-Fab friends (although sizing might be an issue)?

c) Put them in the charity bag?

d) Put them in the food bank bag?

This thread _ill be used for other Long Goodbye issues.

Yes, I kno_ I shouldn't let the door hit me as I leave. "

Do you realise I've kno_n you longer on here than I have kno_n my _ife

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"Dearest Lickety, there is no need to leave Fab.

I have managed (suffered) over 2 years of celibacy and I’m still here. Occasionally

I’ll second this.

We haven’t met anyone on here for almost 2 years no_, and have no intention of doing so, but _e pop in here no_ and again.

When I give career and relationship advice I tell people to kno_ _hen to leave.

I only started the thread _ith such a long goodbye so you'd all help me along by telling me to fuck off because it has been going on for so long.

Fuck off saying you're going to leave... and stay.... ?"

I'll leave the s_eetshop picture so you can all see me _aving... hello or goodbye?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"Has she gone yet??? "

23 days, or sooner if my flounce bubbles up and ends up on the screen.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"As you kno_, I'm off in the Ne_ Year.

I've just been through my hosiery cupboard (yes, I have a _hole t_o-shelf cubby) and I have stockings I have no occasion to _ear no_.

Should I:

a) Wear them any_ay, but under my business _ear?

b) Give them to my non-Fab friends (although sizing might be an issue)?

c) Put them in the charity bag?

d) Put them in the food bank bag?

This thread _ill be used for other Long Goodbye issues.

Yes, I kno_ I shouldn't let the door hit me as I leave.

Do you realise I've kno_n you longer on here than I have kno_n my _ife "

That's good enough reason to leave.

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By *Man
over a year ago

Devon

I've missed it clearly, _hy are you leaving?

Chris x

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's _here I'm bound


"I've missed it clearly, _hy are you leaving?

Chris x "

I've still got your favourite lace up black boots.

I'm getting off the roundabout that is Fab and s_inging.

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By *Man
over a year ago

Devon


"I've missed it clearly, _hy are you leaving?

Chris x

I've still got your favourite lace up black boots.

I'm getting off the roundabout that is Fab and s_inging.

"

I'm sorry to see you go Lickety.

And those boots are totally amazing!

Aurevoir x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just checking you’ve not left yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just checking you’ve not left yet "

Hiding, like the child behind the curtains _ho thinks _e can't see them una_are that their feet are sticking out at the bottom.

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