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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They are doing pork belly on Sunday brunch today and the pic they just showed made it look like the skin is uber crackly so granny get chanel 4 on treacle

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"They are doing pork belly on Sunday brunch today and the pic they just showed made it look like the skin is uber crackly so granny get chanel 4 on treacle

"

Ohhhhhhh noooooooo missed it !

I'll watch it on playback thanks......

I've got a pork belly in the freezer......

I've tried everything everyone told me and im a bloody good cook and it's all horrible failure.

Mind you im cooking on a valve oven ( joke for those with character )

About time I invested in a new one. Or a chef.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No not missed it hunny its still on and they haven't cooked it yet

I've never cooked it before might give it a go if it looks good

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon


"

Mind you im cooking on a valve oven ( joke for those with character )

About time I invested in a new one. Or a chef."

A naked chef maybe Granny?

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"

Mind you im cooking on a valve oven ( joke for those with character )

About time I invested in a new one. Or a chef.

A naked chef maybe Granny?"

you never serve a salad undressed darling

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"

Mind you im cooking on a valve oven ( joke for those with character )

About time I invested in a new one. Or a chef.

A naked chef maybe Granny?

you never serve a salad undressed darling "

You calling me cabbage ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

granny did you try scoring skin and rubbing with oil and a little salt, placing in really hot oven, hottest you can get it, for 15 mins so skin starts to crisp and then turn oven down to low temp and cook till done?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"granny did you try scoring skin and rubbing with oil and a little salt, placing in really hot oven, hottest you can get it, for 15 mins so skin starts to crisp and then turn oven down to low temp and cook till done? "

Yup fairy. Since my original post ive done four belly porks now all in different ways .......all abject failure.

Ive done it before but not for years and now I cant get it on. Think my ovens lost it's mojo

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I did roasties yesterdy tho ......hmmmmmm

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"

Mind you im cooking on a valve oven ( joke for those with character )

About time I invested in a new one. Or a chef.

A naked chef maybe Granny?

you never serve a salad undressed darling

You calling me cabbage ?"

not at all you were a peach the last time we met at barnsley

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"

Mind you im cooking on a valve oven ( joke for those with character )

About time I invested in a new one. Or a chef.

A naked chef maybe Granny?

you never serve a salad undressed darling

You calling me cabbage ?

not at all you were a peach the last time we met at barnsley "

We've met ?

Honestly ?

Shit .... put it down to dementia

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"

Mind you im cooking on a valve oven ( joke for those with character )

About time I invested in a new one. Or a chef.

A naked chef maybe Granny?

you never serve a salad undressed darling

You calling me cabbage ?

not at all you were a peach the last time we met at barnsley

We've met ?

Honestly ?

Shit .... put it down to dementia"

lol i was jim53 and single then lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Did you have a different monika ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"granny did you try scoring skin and rubbing with oil and a little salt, placing in really hot oven, hottest you can get it, for 15 mins so skin starts to crisp and then turn oven down to low temp and cook till done?

Yup fairy. Since my original post ive done four belly porks now all in different ways .......all abject failure.

Ive done it before but not for years and now I cant get it on. Think my ovens lost it's mojo"

Once belly is cooked take the skin off and stick it under a hot grill .

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"Did you have a different monika ?"

lol never been out with a monika yet

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"

Mind you im cooking on a valve oven ( joke for those with character )

About time I invested in a new one. Or a chef.

A naked chef maybe Granny?

you never serve a salad undressed darling

You calling me cabbage ?

not at all you were a peach the last time we met at barnsley

We've met ?

Honestly ?

Shit .... put it down to dementia

lol i was jim53 and single then lol

"

Jimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Jimmmmmmmmmm

Jimmmmmmm

Hiya xx

I remember you Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont know what this thread is really about. but i love belly pork on a bbq...........delicious

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"dont know what this thread is really about. but i love belly pork on a bbq...........delicious"

Okay choose....

BBQ Belly Pork ....... or sex ?

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"dont know what this thread is really about. but i love belly pork on a bbq...........delicious

Okay choose....

BBQ Belly Pork ....... or sex ?"

can`t we do both sex while pork cooking sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont know what this thread is really about. but i love belly pork on a bbq...........delicious

Okay choose....

BBQ Belly Pork ....... or sex ?

can`t we do both sex while pork cooking sorted "

thats what I was thinking. me thinks Granny cannot multi task

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

dang i love pork belly and that pork belly looks yum

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